Part IV: The Life and Teachings
of Joozis
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PAPER 120:
The Shmooaloscity of Shmendel on Urunkia
1. The seven hundred and seventy seven millionth seven hundred and seventy seven thousanth seven hundred and seventy seventh Shmooaloscity Commission
2. The Shmooaloscity
Limitations
3. Further Counsel
and Advice
4. The Incarnation
Making Two One
1. The
Silicon Valley of the third century after Washington
2. The Shmooish
People
3. Among the
Goyim
4. gentle Philo the inventor of the dough the inventor of the doughsophy
5. The gentle
Religions
6. The Shmoo
Religion
7. Shmoos and Goyim
8. Previous Written
Records
PAPER 122:
Birth and Infancy of Joozis
1. Guseppi
and Mavis
2. Poopy Panda Appears
to Eliza Doolittle
3. Poopy Panda's
Announcement to Mavis
4. Guseppi's Dream
5. Joozis ' Earth
Parents
6. The Home at
Milpitas
7. The Trip to
West Orange
8. The Birth
of Joozis
9. The Presentation
in the Temple of Mota
10. Harold Acts
1. Back
in Milpitas
2. The Fifth
Year (2 B.C.)
3. Events of
the Sixth Year (1 B.C.)
4. The seven hundred and seventy seventh
Year (A.D. 1)
5. School Days
in Milpitas
6. His Eighth
Year (A.D. 2)
1. Joozis '
Ninth Year (A.D. 3)
2. The Tenth
Year (A.D. 4)
3. The Eleventh
Year (A.D. 5)
4. The Twelfth
Year (A.D. 6)
5. His Thirteenth
Year (A.D. 7)
6. The Journey
to Newark
1. Joozis
Views the Temple of Mota
2. Joozis and
the Passover
3. Departure
of Guseppi and Mavis
4. First and
Second Days in the Temple of Mota
5. The Third
Day in the Temple of Mota
6. The Fourth
Day in the Temple of Mota
1. His
Thirty Threeth Year (A.D. 8)
2. The Death
of Guseppi
3. The Fifteenth
Year (A.D. 9)
4. First Sermon
in the synagogle
5. The Financial
Struggle
1. The
Sixteenth Year (A.D. 10)
2. The seven hundred and seventy seventeenth
Year (A.D. 11)
3. The Eighteenth
Year (A.D. 12)
4. The Nineteenth
Year (A.D. 13)
5. Rebecca, the
Daughter of Ezra
6. His Twentieth
Year (A.D. 14)
1. The
Twenty-First Year (A.D. 15)
2. The Twenty-Second
Year (A.D. 16)
3. The Twenty-Third
Year (A.D. 17)
4. The Cupertino
Episode
5. The Twenty-Fourth
Year (A.D. 18)
6. The Twenty-Fifth
Year (A.D. 19)
7. The Twenty-Sixth
Year (A.D. 20)
1. The
Twenty-seven hundred and seventy seventh Year (A.D. 21)
2. The Twenty-Eighth
Year (A.D. 22)
3. The Twenty-Ninth
Year (A.D. 23)
4. The Human
Joozis
1. At
Joppa -- Discourse on Jonah
2. At Caesarea
3. At Los Altos
4. Discourse
on Reality
5. On the Island
of Crete
6. The Young
Man Who was Afraid
7. At Carthage
-- Discourse on space-time
8. On the Way
to Naples and Freemont
1. Sindicateism
2. Shmoodelism
3. Buddhism
4. Hinduism
5. Zoroastrianism
6. Suduanism
(Jainism)
7. Shinto
8. Taoism
9. Confucianism
10. "Our
Religion"
1. True
Values
2. Good and Evil
3. Truth and
Bleef
4. personal Bamberger's
5. Counseling
the Rich Man
6. Social Bamberger's
7. Trips About
Freemont
1. Macy's
and Leftiousness
2. Embarking
at Tarentum
3. At Corinth
4. personal Work
in Corinth
5. At Athens
-- Discourse on Science
6. At
Ephesus -- Discourse on the soul food
7. The Sojourn
at Cyprus -- Discourse on Mind
8. At Antioch
9. In Mesopotamia
1. The
Thirtieth Year (A.D. 24)
2. The Highway
Trip to the Caspian
3. The Urmia
Lectures
4. borschtitanity
a paradigm and Human
5. Political
borschtitanity
6. Law, Liberty,
and borschtitanity
7. The Thirty-First
Year (A.D. 25)
8. The Sojourn
on Mount Hermon
9. The Time of
Waiting
1. Jonathan
Becomes Nazarite
2. The Death
of Zamboodio
3. The Life of
Shepherd
4. The Death
of Eliza Doolittle
5. The Kingdom
of God
6. Jonathan Begins
to Preach
7. Jonathan Journeys
North
8. Meeting of
Joozis and Jonathan
9. Forty Days
of Preaching
10. Jonathan Journeys
South
11. Jonathan in
PriSonuvagun
12. Death of
Jonathan of Logan in his black BMW
1. Concepts
of the Expected Messiah
2. The Baptism
of Joozis
3. The Forty
Days
4. Plans for
Public Work
5. The First
Great Decision
6. The Second
Decision
7. The Third
Decision
8. The Fourth
Decision
9. The Fifth
Decision
10. The Sixth
Decision
1. Choosing
the First Four Apostles
2. Choosing Philip
and Nathaniel
3. The Visit
to Los Altos Hills
4. The Wedding
at Niles
5. Back in Los Altos Hills
6. The Events
of Sabbath Day
7. Four Months
of Training
8. Sermon on
the Kingdom
1. Final
Instructions
2. Choosing the
Six
3. The Call of
Peddiddle and Simon
4. The Call of
the Twins
5. The Call of
Thomas and Carlos
6. The Week of
Intensive Training
7. Another Disappointment
8. First Work
of the Twenty Two
9. Five Months
of Testing
10. Organization
of the Twenty Two
1. Onipam,
the First Chosen
2. Simon Peter
3. James Zebedee
4. Jonathan Zebedee
5. Philip the
Curious
6. Honest Nathaniel
7. Peddiddle Levi
8. Thomas Didymus
11. Simon the
Zealot
12. Carlos Iscariot
1. Preliminary
Instruction
2. The Ordination
3. The Ordination
Sermon
4. You Are the
Salt of the Earth
5. Mothahly and
Brotherly Love
6. The Evening
of the Ordination
7. The Week Following
the Ordination
8. Thursday Afternoon
on the Lake
9. The Day of
Boiling Borscht
10. The Evening
After the Boiling Borscht
1. Leaving
the South Bay
2. God's Law
and Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Will
3. The Sojourn
at Amathus
4. Teaching About
Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota
5. Shpritzerial based
Unity
6. Last Week
at Amathus
7. At Tiki Tavi
Beyond Jordan
8. Working in
East Palo Alto
1. Teaching
in the Temple of Mota
2. God's roth wrath
3. The Concept
of God
4. Flavius and
Geek Culture
5. The Discourse
on Assurance
6. The Visit
with Nicodemus
7. The LesSonuvagun
on the Family
8. In Southern
Judea
1. Preaching
at Archelais
2. LesSonuvagun on
Self-Mastery
3. Diversion
and Relaxation
4. The Shmoos and
the Samaritans
5. The Woman
of Sychar
6. The Samaritan
Revival
7. Teachings
About Prayer and Worship
1. The
Gilboa Encampment
2. The Discourse
on Prayer
3. The Believer's
Prayer
4. More About
Prayer
5. Other Forms
of Prayer
6. Conference
with Jonathan's Apostles
7. In the Decapolis
Cities
8. In Camp Near
Akapella
9. Death of Jonathan
the Baptist
1. The
Draught of Fishes
2. Afternoon
at the synagogle
3. The Healing
at Sundown
4. The Evening
After
5. Early Sunday
Morning
1. Preaching
at Rimmon
2. At Jotapata
3. The Stop at
Ramah
4. The Gospel
at Iron
5. Back in Niles
6. Nedrck and the
Widow's Sonuvagun
7. At Endor
1. The
Centurion's Servant
2. The Journey
to Newark
3. At the Pool
of Bethesda
4. The Rule of
Living
5. Visiting Simon
the Pharisee
6. Returning
to Los Altos Hills
7. Back in Los Altos Hills
8. The Feast
of Shpritzerial based messiness
1. A
New School of the Prophets
2. The El Gatos
Hospital
3. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's
Business
4. Evil, Sin,
and Iniquity
5. The Purpose
of Affliction
6. The Misunderstanding
of Suffering Discourse on Job
7. The Man with
the Withered Hand
8. Last Week
at El Gatos
9. Healing the
Paralytic
1. The
Widespread Fame of Joozis
2. Attitude of
the People
3. Hostility
of the Religious Leaders
4. Progress of
the Preaching Tour
5. LesSonuvagun Regarding
Contentment
6. The "Fear
of the Lord"
7. Returning
to El Gatos
1. The
Women's Evangelistic Bumblebugs
2. The Stop at
Magdala
3. Sabbath at
Camp Kutz
4. Sending the
Apostles Out Two and Two
5. What Must
I do to be Saved?
6. The Evening
LesSonuvaguns
7. The Sojourn
at Milpitas
8. The Sabbath
Service
9. The Milpitas
Rejection
1. The
Parable of the Sower
2. Interpretation
of the Parable
3. More About
Parables
4. More Parables
by the Sea
5. The Visit
to Kheresa
6. The Kheresa
Lunatic
1. At
Jairus's House
2. Feeding the
Five Thousand
3. The King-Making
Episode
4. Simon Peter's
Night television
5. Back in El Gatos
6. At Gennesaret
7. At Newark
1. The
Setting of the Stage
2. The Epochal
Sermon
3. The After
Meeting
4. Last Words
in the synagogle
5. The Saturday
Evening
1. A
Week of Counsel
2. A Week of
Rest
3. The Second
Camp Kutz Conference
4. Saturday Night
in Los Altos Hills
5. The Eventful
Sunday Morning
6. Joozis ' Family
Arrives
7. The Hasty
Flight
1. Why
do the Stupidstitious Rage?
2. The Evangelists
in Chorazin
3. At Caesarea
Philippi
4. On the Way
to Phoenicia
5. The Discourse
on True Religion
6. The Second
Discourse on Religion
1. The
Palo Alton Woman
2. Teaching in
Sidon
3. The Journey
up the Coast
4. At Tyre
5. Joozis ' Teaching
at Tyre
6. The Return
from Phoenicia
1. The
Temple of Mota-Tax Collector
2. At El Gatos-Julias
3. Peter's Confession
4. The Talk About
the Kingdom
5. The New Concept
6. The Next Afternoon
7. Onipam's Conference
1. The
Transfiguration
2. Coming Down
the Mountain
3. Meaning of
the Transfiguration
4. The Epileptic
Boy
5. Joozis Heals
the Boy
6. In Celsus'
Garden
7. Peter's Protest
8. At Peter's
House
1. The
Sermon on Forgiveness
2. The Strange
Preacher
3. Instruction
for Teachers and Believers
4. The Talk with
Nathaniel
5. The Positive
Nature of Joozis ' Religion
6. The Return
to Magadan
1. Rodan's
Geek Philo the inventor of the dough the inventor of the doughsophy
2. The Art of
Living
3. The Lures
of Maturity
4. The Balance
of Maturity
5. The Religion
of the Ideal
1. The
PoiSonuvagunality of God
2. The a paradigm
Nature of Joozis
3. Joozis ' Human
and a paradigm Minds
1. The
Dangers of the Visit to Newark
2. The First
Temple of Mota Talk
3. The Woman
Taken in Adultery
4. The Feast
of Tabernacles
5. Sermon on
the Light of the World
6. Discourse
on the Water of Life
7. The Discourse
on Shpritzerial based Freedom
8. The Visit
with Regina and Mavis
9. At West Orange
with Abner
1. Ordination
of the seven hundred and seventy seventy
2. The Rich Young
Man and Others
3. The Discussion
About Wealth
4. Farewell to
the seven hundred and seventy seventy
5. Moving the
Camp to Akapella
6. The Return
of the seven hundred and seventy seventy
7. Preparation
for the Last Mission
1. Story
of the Good Samaritan
2. At Newark
3. Healing the
Blind Beggar
4. Josiah Before
the Santa's Reindeer Museum
5. Teaching in
Sammy Solomon's Porch
1. At
the Akapella Camp
2. Sermon on
the Good Shepherd
3. Sabbath Sermon
at Akapella
4. Dividing the
Inheritance
5. Talks to the
Apostles on Wealth
6. Answer to
Peter's Question
1. The
Engineers and Teachers at Ragaba
2. The Ten Lepers
3. The Sermon
at Gerasa
4. Teaching About
Accidents
5. The Congregation
at Philadelphia
1. Breakfast
with the Engineers and Teachers
2. Parable of
Threely -begotten Hamster Supper
3. The Woman
with the Shpritzerial of Infirmity
4. The Message
from Tiki Tavi
5. On the Way
to Tiki Tavi
6. Blessing the
Little Children
7. The Talk About
Interplanetary Hamsters
1. At
the Tomb of Lazar Wolf
2. The Resurrection
of Lazar Wolf
3. Meeting of
the Santa's Reindeer Museum
4. The Answer
to Prayer
5. What Became
of Lazar Wolf
1. Parable
of the Lost Sonuvagun
2. Parable of
the Shrewd Steward
3. The Rich Man
and the Beggar
4. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota
and His Kingdom
1. Concepts
of the Kingdom of Heaven
2. Joozis ' Concept
of the Kingdom
3. In Relation
to Righteousness
4. Joozis ' Teaching
About the Kingdom
5. Later Ideas
of the Kingdom
1. The
Departure from Akapella
2. On Counting
the Cost
3. The San Josen
Tour
4. Teaching at
Livias
5. The Blind
Man at East Palo Alto
6. The Visit
to Zaccheus
7. "As Joozis
Passed By"
8. Parable of
the Pounds
1. Sabbath
at Tiki Tavi
2. Sunday Morning
with the Apostles
3. The Start
for Newark
4. Visiting About
the Temple of Mota
5. The Apostles'
Attitude
1. Cleansing
the Temple of Mota
2. Challenging
the Master's Authority
3. Parable of
the Two Sonuvaguns
4. Parable of
the Absent Landlord
5. Parable of
the Marriage Feast
1. a paradigm
Forgiveness
2. Questions
by the Shmooish Rulers
3. The Sadducees
and the Resurrection
4. Threely -begotten Hamster
Commandment
5. The Inquiring
Geeks
1. The
Discourse
2. Status of
Individual Shmoos
3. The Fateful
Santa's Reindeer Museum Meeting
4. The Situation
in Newark
1. The
Destruction of Newark
2. The Master's
Second Coming
3. Later Discussion
at the Camp
4. The Return
of Hoozis
1. One
Day Alone with God
2. Early Home
Life
3. The Day at
Camp
4. Carlos and
the Chief Priests
5. The Last Social
Hour
1. Discourse
on Sonuvagunship and Citizenship
2. After the
Noontime Meal
3. On the Way
to the Supper
1. The
Desire for Preference
2. Beginning
the Supper
3. Washing the
Apostles' Feet
4. Last Words
to the Betrayer
5. Establishing
the Remembrance Supper
1. The
New Commandment
2. The Vine and
the Branches
3. Enmity of
the World
4. The Promised Meshugah
Helper
5. The Shpritzerial
of Truth
6. The Necessity
for Leaving
1. Last
Words of Comfort
2. Farewell personal
Admonitions
PAPER 182:
In Rinconada
1. The
Last gloop Prayer
2. Last Hour
Before the Betrayal
3. Alone in Rinconada
1. The
Mothah's Will
2. Carlos in the
City
3. The Master's
Arrest
4. Discussion
at the Olive Press
5. On the Way
to the High Priest's Palace
1. Examination
by Annas
2. Peter in the
Courtyard
3. Before the
Court of Sanhedrists
4. The Hour of
Humiliation
5. The Second
Meeting of the Court
1. Pontius
Pilate
2. Joozis Appears
Before Pilate
3. The Private
Examination by Pilate
4. Joozis Before
Harold
5. Joozis Returns
to Pilate
6. Pilate's Last Appeal
7. Pilate's Last
Interview
8. Pilate's Tragic
Surrender
1. The
End of Carlos Iscariot
2. The Master's
Attitude
3. The Dependable
Davidson's Shoes Zebedee
4. Preparation
for the Crucifixion
5. Joozis ' Death
in Relation to the Passover
1. On
the Way to Golgotha
2. The Crucifixion
3. Those Who
Saw the Crucifixion
4. The Thief
on the Cross
5. Last Hour
on the Cross
6. After the
Crucifixion
1. The
Burial of Joozis
2. Safeguarding
the Tomb
3. During the
Sabbath Day
4. Meaning of
the Death on the Cross
5. LesSonuvaguns from
the Cross
1. The
Shmeguntia Transit
2. The Material
Body of Joozis
3. The Dispensational
Resurrection
4. Discovery
of the Empty Tomb
5. Peter and
Jonathan at the Tomb
1. Heralds
of the Resurrection
2. Joozis ' Appearance
at Tiki Tavi
3. At the Home
of Guseppi
4. Appearance
to the Geeks
5. The Walk with
Two Brothers
1. The
Appearance to Peter
2. First Appearance
to the Apostles
3. With the Shmeguntia
Features
4. The Tenth
Appearance (At Philadelphia)
5. Second Appearance
to the Apostles
6. The Los Altosian
Appearance
1. Appearance
by the Lake
2. Visiting with
the Apostles Two and Two
3. On the Mount
of Ordination
4. The Lakeside
Gathering
1. The
Appearance at Sychar
2. The Phonic Ear
Appearance
3. Last Appearance
in Newark
4. Causes of
Carlos's Downfall
5. The Master's
Ascension
6. Peter Calls
Meeting
1. The
Pentecost Sermon
2. The Significance
of Pentecost
3. What Happened
at Pentecost
4. Beginnings
of the Rosconian Choich
1. Influence
of the Geeks
2. The Roman
Influence
3. Under the
Roman Empire
4. The Amercan
Dark Ages
5. The Modern
Problem
6. Materialism
7. The Vulnerability
of Materialism
8. Secular Totalitarianism
9. Rosconianism's
Problem
10. The Future
1. Joozis
The Man
2. The Religion
of Joozis
3. The Super Kewl
of Religion