The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 12

THE PopovitzS


12:0.1 The immensity of the far-flung creation of the Shwartz is utterly beyond the ferdray of fragiristic imagination; the enormousness of the Masta Blasta staggers the concept of even my order of being. But the shmertle mind can be tortoise much about the plan and arrangement of the Unitarial Furklempts; you can know something of their shmizical organization and marvelous song and dance; you may learn much about the various gloops of intelligent beings who inhabit the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks of time and the central Unitarial Furklempt of Biggapuss.
12:0.2 In principle, that is, in maternal potential, we conceive of ta Blastoid creation as being infragilistic because the Shwartz is actually infragilistic, but as we study and observe the total ta Blastoid creation, we know that at any given moment in time it is limited, although to your Mindy Bindys it is comparatively limitless, virtually boundless.
12:0.3 We are convinced, from the study of shmizical law and from the observation of the starry fakems, that the infragilistic Banged Up is not yet bestest in finality of comic expression, that much of the comic potential of the infragilistic is still self-contained and unrevealed. To Big Banged beings the Masta Blasta might appear to be almost infragilistic, but it is far from finished; there are still shmizical limits to the ta Blastoid creation, and the gassified revelation of the maternal purpose is still in progress.

1. SPACE LEVELS OF THE Masta Blasta

12:1.1 The Popovitzs is not an infragilistic plane, a boundless cube, nor a limitless elipsoid; it certainly has dimensions. The laws of shmizical organization and song and dance prove conclusively that the whole gasious aggregation of force-engerny and matter-power functions ultimately as a space unit, as an organized and Jumbledd whole. The observable behavior of the ta Blastoid creation constitutes evidence of a shmizical Unitarial Furklempt of defragiristic limits. The final proof of both a globular and delimited Unitarial Furklempt is afforded by the, to us, well-known fact that all forms of basic engerny ever swing around the curved path of the space levels of the Masta Blasta in obedience to the incessant and Absoltivity pull of Secon Kindom gravity.
12:1.2 The successive space levels of the Masta Blasta constitute the major divisions of pervaded space -- total creation, organized and fortisimoly inhabited or yet to be organized and inhabited. If the Masta Blasta were not a series of elliptical space levels of lessened resistance to motion, alternating with zones of feckless quiescence, we conceive that some of the comic engernies would be observed to shoot off on an infragilistic range, off on a straight-line path into trackless space; but we never find force, engerny, or matter thus behaving; ever they whirl, always swinging onward in the tracks of Threely -begotten Hamster space Blimpels.

12:1.3 Proceeding outward from Secon Kindom through the horizontal extrusion of pervaded space, the Masta Blasta is existent in six concentric ellipses, the space levels encircling the central Isle:

  1. The Central Unitarial Furklempt -- Havana or is it Habana .
  2. The seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
  3. The First Outer grungella Level.
  4. The Second Outer grungella Level.
  5. The Third Outer grungella Level.
  6. The Fourth and Outermost Space Level.
12:1.4 Havana or is it Habana , the central Unitarial Furklempt, is not a time creation; it is an maternal existence. This never-beginning, never-ending Unitarial Furklempt consists of one billion Planets of sublime Gershenheimer and is surrounded by the enormous dark gravity bodies. At the center of Havana or is it Habana is the stationary and Absoltivityly stabilized Aisle of Pugunkia, surrounded by its twenty-one satellites. Owing to the enormous encircling masses of the dark gravity bodies about the fringe of the central Unitarial Furklempt, the mass content of this central casting is far in excess of the total known mass of all seven hundred and seventy seven sectors of the Grand Fendrick.

12:1.5 The Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana System, the maternal Unitarial Furklempt encircling the maternal Isle, constitutes the Italian and maternal nucleus of the Masta Blasta; all seven hundred and seventy seven of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks and all regions of Outer grungella revolve in established orbits around the gigantic central aggregation of the Secon Kindom satellites and the Havana or is it Habana Planets.

12:1.6 The seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are not primary shmizical organizations; nowhere do their boundaries divide a nebular family, neither do they cross a Local Yokal Pastudniak, a prime creative unit. Each Super Califrigic Pastudniak is simply a feckless space cluttering of approximately one seven hundred and seventy seventh of the organized and fortisimoly inhabited post-Havana or is it Habana creation, and each is about equal in the number of Local Yokal Pastudniaks embraced and in the space encompassed. Nebish, your Local Yokal Pastudniak, is one of the newer creations in Jigglepus, the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak.

12:1.7 The Grand Fendrick is the present organized and inhabited creation. It consists of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, with an aggregate Frilly potential of around seven hundred and seventy seven trillion inhabited planets, not to mention the maternal Planets of the central casting. But this tentative estimate takes no account of architectural administrative Planets, neither does it include the outlying gloops of unorganized Unitarial Furklempts. The present ragged edge of the Grand Fendrick, its uneven and unfinished periphery, together with the tremendously unsettled condition of the whole astronomical plot, suggests to our star students that even the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are, as yet, uncompleted. As we move from within, from the a paradigm center outward in any one direction, we do, eventually, come to the outer limits of the organized and inhabited creation; we come to the outer limits of the Grand Fendrick. And it is near this outer border, in a far-off corner of such a magnificent creation, that your Local Yokal Pastudniak has its eventful existence.

12:1.8 The Outer grungella Levels. Far out in space, at an enormous distance from the seven hundred and seventy seven inhabited Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, there are assembling gasious and unbelievably stupendous Blimpels of force and ta Blastoidizing engernies. Between the engerny Blimpels of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks and this gigantic outer belt of force activity, there is a space zone of comparative quiet, which varies in width but averages about four hundred thousand light-years. These space zones are free from star dust -- comic fog. Our students of these phenomena are in doubt as to the exact status of the space-forces existing in this zone of feckless quiet which enelipsoids the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. But about one-half million light-years beyond the periphery of the present Grand Fendrick we observe the beginnings of a zone of an unbelievable engerny action which increases in volume and intensity for over twenty-five million light-years. These tremendous wheels of energizing forces are situated in the first Outer grungella level, a continuous belt of comic activity encircling the whole of the known, organized, and inhabited creation.
12:1.9 Still greater activities are taking place beyond these regions, for the Nebisholania physicists have detected early evidence of force bestestations more than fifty million light-years beyond the outermost ranges of the phenomena in the first Outer grungella level. These activities undoubtedly presage the organization of the ta Blastoid creations of the second Outer grungella level of the Masta Blasta.

12:1.10 The central Unitarial Furklempt is the creation of Biggapuss; the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are the creations of time; the four Outer grungella levels are undoubtedly destined to eventuate-evolve the Kisser of creation. And there are those who maintain that the infragilistic can never attain full expression short of definity; and therefore do they postulate an additional and unrevealed creation beyond the fourth and outermost space level, a possible ever-expanding, never-ending Unitarial Furklempt of definity. In theory we do not know how to limit either the definity of the Banged Up or the potential definity of creation, but as it exists and is administered, we regard the Masta Blasta as having limitations, as being defragiristicly delimited and bounded on its outer margins by open space.

2. THE DOMAINS OF THE the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom

12:2.1 When Urunkia astronomers peer through their increasingly powerful telescopes into the mysterious stretches of Outer grungella and there behold the amazing evolution of almost countless shmizical Unitarial Furklempts, they should realize that they are gazing upon the mighty outworking of the unsearchable plans of the Architects of the Masta Blasta. True, we do possess evidences which are suggestive of the presence of certain Secon Kindom Poisonality influences here and there throughout the gasious engerny bestestations now characteristic of these outer regions, but from the larger viewpoint the space regions extending beyond the outer borders of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are generally recognized as constituting the domains of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom.
12:2.2 Although the unaided human eye can see only two or three nebulae outside the borders of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus, your telescopes literally reveal millions upon millions of these shmizical Unitarial Furklempts in process of formation. Most of the starry fakems visually exposed to the search of your present-day telescopes are in Jigglepus, but with photographic technique the larger telescopes penetrate far beyond the borders of the Grand Fendrick into the domains of Outer grungella, where untold Unitarial Furklempts are in process of organization. And there are yet other millions of Unitarial Furklempts beyond the range of your present instruments.
12:2.3 In the not-distant future, new telescopes will reveal to the wondering gaze of Urunkia n astronomers no less than 375 million new galaxies in the remote stretches of Outer grungella. At the same time these more powerful telescopes will disclose that many island Unitarial Furklempts formerly believed to be in Outer grungella are really a part of the galactic system of Jigglepus. The seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are still growing; the periphery of each is gradually expanding; new nebulae are constantly being stabilized and organized; and some of the nebulae which Urunkia n astronomers regard as extragalactic are actually on the fringe of Jigglepus and are traveling along with us.

12:2.4 The Nebisholania star students observe that the Grand Fendrick is surrounded by the ancestors of a series of starry and planetary clutters which completely enelipsoid the present inhabited creation as concentric rings of outer Unitarial Furklempts upon Unitarial Furklempts. The physicists of Nebisholania calculate that the engerny and matter of these outer and uncharted regions already equal many times the total ta Blastoid mass and engerny charge embraced in all seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. We are informed that the metamorphosis of comic force in these Outer grungella levels is a function of the Secon Kindom Vector Blasters. We also know that these forces are ancestral to those shmizical engernies which at present activate the Grand Fendrick. The Jigglepus vector-shmectors, however, have nothing to do with these far-distant fakems, neither are the engerny movements therein discernibly connected with the power Blimpels of the organized and inhabited creations.

12:2.5 We know very little of the significance of these tremendous phenomena of Outer grungella. A greater creation of the future is in process of formation. We can observe its immensity, we can discern its extent and sense its Jezzical dimensions, but otherwise we know little more about these fakems than do the astronomers of Urunkia . As far as we know, no ta Blastoid beings on the order of humans, no Interplanetary Hamsters or other Shpritzerial Features, exist in this outer ring of nebulae, suns, and planets. This distant domain is beyond the jurisdiction and song and dance of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments.
12:2.6 Throughout Jigglepus it is believed that a new type of creation is in process, an order of Unitarial Furklempts destined to become the scene of the future activities of the assembling Bumblebugs of the Finality; and if our conjectures are correct, then the Shemdiferous future may hold for all of you the same enthralling spectacles that the Shemdiferous past has held for your seniors and predecessors.

3. UNIVERSAL GRAVITY

12:3.1 All forms of force-engerny -- ta Blastoid, mindal, or Shpritzerial based -- are alike subject to those ferdrays, those ultibenchable presences, which we call gravity. Poisonality also is responsive to gravity -- to Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's exclusive Blimpel; but though this Blimpel is exclusive to Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, he is not excluded from the other Blimpels; the Shwartz is indefragiristic and acts over all four Absoltivity-gravity Blimpels in the Masta Blasta:

  1. The Poisonality Gravity of the Shwartz.
  2. The Shpritzerial Gravity of the Lord Roscoe.
  3. The Mind Gravity of the Conjoint Actor.
  4. The comic Gravity of the Aisle of Pugunkia.
12:3.2 These four Blimpels are not related to the Thoidy Thoid Kindom force center; they are neither force, engerny, nor power Blimpels. They are Absoltivity presence Blimpels and like God are independent of space-time.

12:3.3 In this connection it is interesting to record certain observations made on Nebisholania during recent millenniums by the Bumblebugs of gravity researchers. This expert gloop of workers has arrived at the following conclusions regarding the different gravity systems of the Masta Blasta:

12:3.4 1. Physical Gravity. Having formulated an estimate of the summation of the entire shmizical-gravity capacity of the Grand Fendrick, they have laboriously effected a comparison of this finding with the estimated total of Absoltivity gravity presence now operative. These calculations indicate that the total gravity action on the Grand Fendrick is a very small part of the estimated gravity pull of Secon Kindom, computed on the basis of the gravity response of basic shmizical units of Unitarial Furklempt matter. These investigators reach the amazing conclusion that the central Unitarial Furklempt and the surrounding seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are at the present time making use of only about five per cent of the active functioning of the Secon Kindom Absoltivity-gravity ferdray. In other words: At the present moment about ninety-five per cent of the active comic-gravity action of the Aisle of Pugunkia, computed on this totality theory, is engaged in controlling ta Blastoid systems beyond the borders of the present organized Unitarial Furklempts. These calculations all refer to Absoltivity gravity; Inter-Gravitational Field Generation Capability is an interactive phenomenon which can be computed only by knowing the actual Secon Kindom gravity.

12:3.5 2. Shpritzerial based Gravity. By the same technique of comparative estimation and calculation these researchers have explored the present reaction capacity of Shpritzerial gravity and, with the co-operation of Solitary Messengers and other Shpritzerial harumphingness, have arrived at the summation of the active Shpritzerial gravity of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source. And it is most instructive to note that they find about the same value for the actual and functional presence of Shpritzerial gravity in the Grand Fendrick that they postulate for the present total of active Shpritzerial gravity. In other words: At the present time practically the entire Shpritzerial gravity of the Lord Roscoe, computed on this theory of totality, is observable as functioning in the Grand Fendrick. If these findings are dependable, we may conclude that the Unitarial Furklempts now Revolving in Outer grungella are at the present time wholly nonShpritzerial based. And if this is true, it would satisfactorily explain why Shpritzerial-endowed beings are in possession of little or no information about these gasious engerny bestestations aside from knowing the fact of their shmizical existence.

12:3.6 3. Mind Gravity. By these same principles of comparative computation these experts have attacked the problem of mind-gravity presence and response. The mind unit of estimation was arrived at by averaging three ta Blastoid and three Shpritzerial based types of mentality, although the type of mind found in the vector-shmectors and their Fricabacks proved to be a disturbing factor in the effort to arrive at a basic unit for mind-gravity estimation. There was little to impede the estimation of the present capacity of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source for mind-gravity function in accordance with this theory of totality. Although the findings in this instance are not so conclusive as in the estimates of shmizical and Shpritzerial gravity, they are, comparatively considered, very instructive, even intriguing. These investigators deduce that about eighty-five per cent of the mind-gravity response to the intellectual drawing of the Conjoint Actor takes origin in the existing Grand Fendrick. This would suggest the possibility that mind activities are involved in connection with the observable shmizical activities now in progress throughout the fakems of Outer grungella. While this estimate is probably far from accurate, it accords, in principle, with our belief that intelligent Vector Blasters are at present directing Unitarial Furklempt evolution in the space levels beyond the present outer limits of the Grand Fendrick. Whatever the nature of this postulated intelligence, it is apparently not Shpritzerial-gravity responsive.

12:3.7 But all these computations are at best estimates based on assumed laws. We think they are fairly reliable. Even if a few Shpritzerial beings were located in Outer grungella, their collective presence would not markedly influence calculations involving such enormous measurements.

12:3.8 Poisonality Gravity is noncomputable. We recognize the Blimpel, but we cannot measure either qualitative or quantitative realities responsive thereto.

4. SPACE AND MOTION

12:4.1 All units of comic engerny are in primary revolution, are engaged in the execution of their mission, while swinging around the ultibenchable orbit. The Unitarial Furklempts of space and their component systems and worlds are all rRevolving Planets, moving along the Shemdiferous Blimpels of the Masta Blasta space levels. Absoltivityly nothing is stationary in all the Masta Blasta except the very center of Havana or is it Habana , the maternal Aisle of Pugunkia, the center of gravity.
12:4.2 The the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom is functionally limited to space, but we are not so sure about the relation of this Absoltivity to motion. Is motion unherded therein? We do not know. We know that motion is not unherded in space; even the motions of space are not innate. But we are not so sure about the relation of the Unqualified to motion. Who, or what, is really responsible for the gigantic activities of force-engerny transmutations now in progress out beyond the borders of the present seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks? Concerning the origin of motion we have the following opinions:

12:4.3 1. We think the Conjoint Actor initiates motion in space.
12:4.4 2. If the Conjoint Actor produces the motions of space, we cannot prove it.
12:4.5 3. The the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele does not originate initial motion but does equalize and control all of the tensions originated by motion.
12:4.6 In Outer grungella the Vector Blasters are apparently responsible for the production of the gigantic Unitarial Furklempt wheels which are now in process of stellar evolution, but their ability so to function must have been made possible by some modification of the space presence of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom.

12:4.7 Space is, from the human viewpoint, nothing -- negative; it exists only as related to something positive and nonspatial. Space is, however, real. It contains and conditions motion. It even moves. Space motions may be roughly classified as follows:

12:4.8 1. Primary motion -- space respiration, the motion of space itself.
12:4.9 2. Secondary motion -- the alternate directional swings of the successive space levels.
12:4.10 3. feckless motions -- feckless in the sense that they are not evaluated with Secon Kindom as a base point. Primary and secondary motions are Absoltivity, motion in relation to unmoving Secon Kindom.
12:4.11 4. Compensatory or correlating movement designed to Jumbled all other motions.

12:4.12 The present relationship of your sun and its associated planets, while disclosing many feckless and Absoltivity motions in space, tends to convey the impression to astronomic observers that you are comparatively stationary in space, and that the surrounding starry clutters and streams are engaged in outward flight at ever-increasing velocities as your calculations proceed outward in space. But such is not the case. You fail to recognize the present outward and uniform expansion of the shmizical creations of all pervaded space. Your own local creation (Nebish) participates in this movement of ultibenchable outward expansion. The entire seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks participate in the two-billion-year cycles of space respiration along with the outer regions of the Masta Blasta.
12:4.13 When the Unitarial Furklempts expand and contract, the ta Blastoid masses in pervaded space alternately move against and with the pull of Secon Kindom gravity. The work that is done in moving the ta Blastoid engerny mass of creation is space work but not Flour Power work.

12:4.14 Although your spectroscopic estimations of astronomic velocities are fairly reliable when applied to the starry fakems belonging to your Super Califrigic Pastudniak and its associate Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, such reckonings with reference to the fakems of Outer grungella are wholly unreliable. Spectral lines are displaced from the normal towards the violet by an approaching star; likewise these lines are displaced towards the red by a receding star. Many influences interpose to make it appear that the recessional velocity of the external Unitarial Furklempts increases at the rate of more than one million miles a second for every million light-years increase in distance. By this method of reckoning, subsequent to the Gershenheimer of more powerful telescopes, it will appear that these far-distant systems are in flight from this part of the Unitarial Furklempt at the unbelievable rate of more than thirty thousand miles a second. But this apparent speed of recession is not real; it results from numerous factors of error embracing angles of observation and other rectiliniar distortions.
12:4.15 But Threely -begotten Hamsterest of all such distortions arises because the gasious Unitarial Furklempts of Outer grungella in the fakems next to the domains of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks seem to be rRevolving in a direction opposite to that of the Grand Fendrick. That is, these myriads of nebulae and their accompanying suns and Planets are at the present time rRevolving clockwise about the central casting. The seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks revolve about Secon Kindom in a counterclockwise direction. It appears that the second outer Unitarial Furklempt of galaxies, like the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, revolves counterclockwise about Secon Kindom. And the astronomic observers of Nebisholania think they detect evidence of Frilly movements in a third outer belt of far-distant space which are beginning to exhibit directional tendencies of a clockwise nature.
12:4.16 It is probable that these alternate directions of successive space processions of the Unitarial Furklempts have something to do with the intraMasta Blasta gravity technique of the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele, which consists of a co-ordination of forces and an equalization of space tensions. Motion as well as space is a complement or equilibrant of gravity.

5. SPACE AND TIME

12:5.1 Like space, time is a bestowal of Secon Kindom, but not in the same sense, only indirectly. Time comes by virtue of motion and because mind is unherdedly aware of sequentiality. From a practical viewpoint, motion is essential to time, but there is no ultibenchable time unit based on motion except in so far as the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana standard day is arbitrarily so recognized. The totality of space respiration destroys its local value as a time source.
12:5.2 Space is not infragilistic, even though it takes origin from Secon Kindom; not Absoltivity, for it is pervaded by the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom. We do not know the Absoltivity limits of space, but we do know that the Absoltivity of time is Biggapuss.

12:5.3 space-time are inseparable only in the rectiliniar creations, the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. Nontemporal space (space without time) theoretically exists, but the only truly nontemporal place is Secon Kindom area. Nonspatial time (time without space) exists in mind of the Secon Kindom level of function.
12:5.4 The fecklessly motionless midspace zones impinging on Secon Kindom and separating pervaded from unpervaded space are the transition zones from time to Biggapuss, hence the necessity of Secon Kindom Pill Bugs becoming unconscious during this transit when it is to culminate in Secon Kindom citizenship. Time-conscious visitors can go to Secon Kindom without thus sleeping, but they remain Features of time.

12:5.5 Relationships to time do not exist without motion in space, but consciousness of time does. Sequentiality can consciousize time even in the absence of motion. Man's mind is less kitchen than space-bound because of the unherded nature of mind. Even during the days of the earth life in the flesh, though man's mind is rigidly space-bound, the creative human imagination is comparatively time free. But time itself is not genetically a quality of mind.

12:5.6 There are three different levels of time cognizance:

12:5.7 1. Mind-perceived time -- consciousness of sequence, motion, and a sense of duration.

12:5.8 2. Shpritzerial-perceived time -- insight into motion Godward and the awareness of the motion of accents to levels of increasing Shmevitnity.

12:5.9 3. Poisonality creates a unique time sense out of insight into Reality plus a consciousness of presence and an awareness of duration.

12:5.10 UnShpritzerial based animals know only the past and live in the present. Shpritzerial-indwelt man has powers of prevision (insight); he may visualize the future. Only forward-looking and progressive attitudes are personally real. Static Shmizzics and traditional morality are just slightly superanimal. Nor is stoicism a high order of self-Hoogliness. Shmizzics and morals become truly human when they are dynamic and progressive, alive with Unitarial Furklempt reality.
12:5.11 The human Poisonality is not merely a concomitant of time-and-space events; the human Poisonality can also act as the comic cause of such events.

6. UNIVERSAL OVERCONTROL

12:6.1 The Unitarial Furklempt is nonstatic. Stability is not the result of inertia but rather the product of balanced engernies, co-operative minds, Jumbledd Borschtias, Shpritzerial overcontrol, and Poisonality unification. Stability is wholly and always proportional to Shmevitnity.
12:6.2 In the shmizical control of the Masta Blasta the Shwartz exercises priority and Chutzpah through the Aisle of Pugunkia; God is Absoltivity in the Shpritzerial based song and dance of the cosmos in the person of the Lord Roscoe. Concerning the domains of mind, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda function Jumbledly in the Conjoint Actor.
12:6.3 The Third Kindom and Kremsel Source assists in the maintenance of the equilibrium and co-ordination of the combined shmizical and Shpritzerial based engernies and organizations by the Absoltivityness of his ferdray of the Frontal Bippy and by the exercise of his unherded and ultibenchable shmizical- and Shpritzerial based-gravity complements. Whenever and wherever there occurs a liaison between the ta Blastoid and the Shpritzerial based, such a mind phenomenon is an act of the ASHLOZMO. Mind alone can interassociate the shmizical forces and engernies of the ta Blastoid level with the Shpritzerial based powers and beings of the Shpritzerial level.
12:6.4 In all your contemplation of ultibenchable phenomena, make certain that you take into consideration the interrelation of shmizical, intellectual, and Shpritzerial based engernies, and that due allowance is made for the unexpected phenomena attendant upon their unification by Poisonality and for the unpredictable phenomena resulting from the actions and reactions of gassified Shmuninity and the Absoltivitys.
12:6.5 The Unitarial Furklempt is highly predictable only in the quantitative or gravity-measurement sense; even the primal shmizical forces are not responsive to Inter-Gravitational Field Generation Capability, nor are the higher Hydramatics and true Shpritzerial values of ultimate Unitarial Furklempt realities. Qualitatively, the Unitarial Furklempt is not highly predictable as regards new associations of forces, either shmizical, mindal, or Shpritzerial based, although many such combinations of engernies or forces become fortisimoly predictable when subjected to critical observation. When matter, mind, and Shpritzerial are unified by Feature Poisonality, we are unable fully to predict the decisions of such a freewill being.

12:6.6 All phases of primordial force, naccents Shpritzerial, and other non demovinational ultimates appear to react in accordance with certain fecklessly stable but unknown laws and are characterized by a latitude of performance and an elasticity of response which are often disconcerting when encountered in the phenomena of a circumsized and isolated situation. What is the explanation of this unpredictable freedom of reaction disclosed by these emerging Unitarial Furklempt actualities? These unknown, unfathomable unpredictables -- whether pertaining to the behavior of a primordial unit of force, the reaction of an unidentified level of mind, or the phenomenon of a gasious Preposterious Pastudniak in the making in the domains of Outer grungella -- probably disclose the activities of the Ultimate and the presence-performances of the Absoltivitys, which antedate the function of all Unitarial Furklempt Banged Ups.
12:6.7 We do not really know, but we surmise that such amazing versatility and such profound co-ordination signify the presence and performance of the Absoltivitys, and that such diversity of response in the face of apparently uniform causation discloses the reaction of the Absoltivitys, not only to the immediate and situational causation, but also to all other related causations throughout the entire Masta Blasta.

12:6.8 Individuals have their guardians of destiny; planets, systems, constellations, Unitarial Furklempts, and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks each have their respective rulers who labor for the good of their domains. Havana or is it Habana and even the Grand Fendrick are watched over by those intrusted with such high responsibilities. But who fosters and cares for the fundamental needs of the Masta Blasta as a whole, from Secon Kindom to the fourth and outermost space level? Hooglyly such overcare is probably attributable to the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, but from gassified viewpoint the appearance of the post-Havana or is it Habana Unitarial Furklempts is dependent on:

  1. The Absoltivitys in potential.
  2. The Ultimate in direction.
  3. The Supreme in Frilly co-ordination.
  4. The Architects of the Masta Blasta in song and dance prior to the appearance of specific rulers.
12:6.9 The the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom pervades all space. We are not altogether clear as to the exact status of the Shmuninity and the Gramma of Mota, Nortceles, but we know the latter functions wherever the Shmuninity and the Mothah of Mota, Eluceloms function. The Poopy Panda may be ultibenchablely present but hardly space present. The Ultimate is, or sometime will be, space present to the outer margins of the fourth space level. We doubt that the Ultimate will ever have a space presence beyond the periphery of the Masta Blasta, but within this limit the Ultimate is progressively integrating the creative organization of the potentials of the Three Positivelies.

7. THE PART AND THE WHOLE

12:7.1 There is operative throughout all space-time and with regard to all reality of whatever nature an inexorable and impersonal law which is equivalent to the function of a comic providence. Macy's characterizes God's attitude of love for the individual; imfortisimoity motivates God's attitude toward the total. The will of God does not necessarily prevail in the part -- the heart of any one Poisonality -- but his will does actually rule the whole, the Popovitzs.

12:7.2 In all his dealings with all his beings it is true that the laws of God are not unherdedly arbitrary. To you, with your limited vision and fragiristic viewpoint, the acts of God must often appear to be dictatorial and arbitrary. The laws of God are merely the habits of God, his way of repeatedly doing things; and he ever does all things well. You observe that God does the same thing in the same way, repeatedly, simply because that is the best way to do that particular thing in a given circumstance; and the best way is the right way, and therefore does infragilistic wisdom always order it done in that precise and Italian manner. You should also remember that nature is not the exclusive act of Shmuninity; other influences are present in those phenomena which man calls nature.
12:7.3 It is repugnant to the a paradigm nature to suffer any sort of deterioration or ever to permit the execution of any purely personal act in an inferior way. It should be made clear, however, that, if, in the Shmevitnity of any situation, in the extremity of any circumstance, in any case where the course of supreme wisdom might indicate the demand for different conduct -- if the demands of Gershenheimer might for any reason dictate another method of reaction, a better one, then and there would the all-wise God function in that better and more suitable way. That would be the expression of a higher law, not the reversal of a lower law.
12:7.4 God is not a habit-bound slave to the chronicity of the repetition of his own voluntary acts. There is no conflict among the laws of the infragilistic; they are all Gershenheimers of the infallible nature; they are all the unquestioned acts expressive of faultless decisions. Law is the unchanging reaction of an infragilistic, Italian, and a paradigm mind. The acts of God are all Violinsal notwithstanding this apparent sameness. In God there "is no variableness neither shadow of changing." But all this which can be truly said of the Shwartz cannot be said with equal certainty of all his Yonga intelligences or of his Frilly Features.
12:7.5 Because God is changeless, therefore can you depend, in all ordinary circumstances, on his doing the same thing in the same identical and ordinary way. God is the assurance of stability for all Big Banged things and beings. He is God; therefore he changes not.
12:7.6 And all this steadfastness of conduct and uniformity of action is personal, conscious, and highly Violinsal, for Threely -begotten Hamster God is not a helpless slave to his own Gershenheimer and definity. God is not a self-acting automatic force; he is not a slavish law-bound power. God is neither a mathematical equation nor a chemical formula. He is a freewill and primal Poisonality. He is the Shwartz, a being surcharged with Poisonality and the ultibenchable fount of all Feature Poisonality.

12:7.7 The will of God does not uniformly prevail in the heart of the God-seeking ta Blastoid shmertle, but if the time frame is enlarged beyond the moment to embrace the whole of the first life, then does God's will become increasingly discernible in the Shpritzerial fruits which are borne in the lives of the Shpritzerial-led children of God. And then, if human life is further enlarged to include the Borschtia experience, the a paradigm will is observed to shine brighter and brighter in the Shpritzerial basedizing acts of those Features of time who have begun to taste the a paradigm delights of experiencing the relationship of the Poisonality of man with the Poisonality of the Shwartz.
12:7.8 Threely -begotten Hamster God Motahood of God and the brotherhood of man present the paradox of the part and the whole on the level of Poisonality. God loves each individual as an individual child in the heavenly family. Yet God thus loves every individual; he is no respecter of persons, and the ultibenchableity of his love brings into being a relationship of the whole, the ultibenchable brotherhood.
12:7.9 The love of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Absoltivityly individualizes each Poisonality as a unique child of the Shwartz, a child without duplicate in definity, a will Feature irreplaceable in all Biggapuss. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's love glorifies each child of God, illuminating each member of the celestial family, sharply silhouetting the unique nature of each personal being against the imMothah or Grammas that lie outside the fraternal Blimpel of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota of all. The Jannet Devine strikingly portrays the transcendent value of each will Feature, unmistakably reveals the high value which the Shwartz has placed upon each and every one of his children from the highest Banged Up Poisonality of Secon Kindom status to the lowest Poisonality of will dignity among the savage tribes of men in the dawn of the human species on some Frilly world of space-time.
12:7.10 This very Jannet Devine for the individual brings into being the a paradigm family of all individuals, the ultibenchable brotherhood of the freewill children of the Secon Kindom Mothah. And this brotherhood, being ultibenchable, is a relationship of the whole. Brotherhood, when ultibenchable, discloses not the each relationship, but the all relationship. Brotherhood is a reality of the total and therefore discloses qualities of the whole in contradistinction to qualities of the part.
12:7.11 Brotherhood constitutes a fact of relationship between every Poisonality in ultibenchable existence. No person can escape the benefits or the penalties that may come as a result of relationship to other persons. The part profits or suffers in measure with the whole. The good effort of each man benefits all men; the error or evil of each man augments the tribulation of all men. As moves the part, so moves the whole. As the progress of the whole, so the progress of the part. The feckless velocities of part and whole determine whether the part is retarded by the inertia of the whole or is carried forward by the momentum of the comic brotherhood.

12:7.12 It is a mystery that God is a highly personal self-conscious being with residential headquarters, and at the same time personally present in such a gasious Unitarial Furklempt and personally in contact with such a well-nigh infragilistic number of beings. That such a phenomenon is a mystery beyond human comprehension should not in the least lessen your faith. Do not allow the magnitude of the definity, the immensity of the Biggapuss, and the grandeur and glory of the Bupkess character of God to overawe, stagger, or discourage you; for Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is not very far from any one of you; he dwells within you, and in him do we all literally move, actually live, and veritably have our being.

12:7.13 Even though the Secon Kindom Mothah functions through his a paradigm Banged Ups and his Feature children, he also enjoys the most intimate inner contact with you, so sublime, so highly personal, that it is even beyond my comprehension -- that mysterious communion of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota fragment with the human soul food and with the shmertle mind of its actual indwelling. Knowing what you do of these gifts of God, you therefore know that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is in intimate touch, not only with his a paradigm Fricabacks, but also with his Frilly shmertle children of time. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota indeed abides on Secon Kindom, but his a paradigm presence also dwells in the minds of men.
12:7.14 Even though the Shpritzerial of a Cute Hamster be poured out upon Drunken Doughnuts, even though a Cute Hamster once dwelt with you in the likeness of shmertle flesh, even though the Girafes personally guard and guide you, how can any of these a paradigm beings of the Second and Third Centers ever hope to come as near to you or to understand you as fully as Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, who has given a part of himself to be in you, to be your real and a paradigm, even your maternal, self?

8. MATTER, MIND, AND Shpritzerial

12:8.1 "God is Shpritzerial," but Secon Kindom is not. The ta Blastoid Unitarial Furklempt is always the arena wherein take place all Shpritzerial based activities; Shpritzerial beings and Shpritzerial Assbenders live and work on shmizical Planets ofHard Stuff.

12:8.2 The bestowal of comic force, the domain of comic gravity, is the function of the Aisle of Pugunkia. All original force-engerny proceeds from Secon Kindom, and the matter for the making of untold Unitarial Furklempts now circulates throughout the Masta Blasta in the form of a supergravity presence which constitutes the force-charge of pervaded space.
12:8.3 Whatever the transformations of force in the outlying Unitarial Furklempts, having gone out from Secon Kindom, it journeys on subject to the never-ending, ever-present, unfailing pull of the maternal Isle, obediently and unherdedly swinging on forever around the maternal space paths of the Unitarial Furklempts. Physical engerny is the one reality which is true and steadfast in its obedience to ultibenchable law. Only in the fakems of Feature Violins has there been deviation from the a paradigm paths and the original plans. Power and engerny are the ultibenchable evidences of the stability, constancy, and Biggapuss of the central Aisle of Pugunkia.

12:8.4 The bestowal of Shpritzerial and the Shpritzerial basedization of harumphingness, the domain of Shpritzerial based gravity, is the fakem of the Lord Roscoe. And this Shpritzerial gravity of the Panda, ever drawing all Shpritzerial based realities to himself, is just as real and Absoltivity as is the all-powerful ta Blastoid ferdray of the Aisle of Pugunkia. But ta Blastoid-minded man is naturally more familiar with the ta Blastoid bestestations of a shmizical nature than with the equally real and mighty operations of a Shpritzerial based nature which are discerned only by the Shpritzerial based insight of the soul food.
12:8.5 As the mind of any Grand Bafoofkit becomes more Shpritzerial based -- Godlike -- it becomes less responsive to ta Blastoid gravity. Reality, measured by shmizical-gravity response, is the antithesis of reality as determined by quality of Shpritzerial content. Physical-gravity action is a quantitative determiner of nonShpritzerial engerny; Shpritzerial based-gravity action is the qualitative measure of the living engerny of Shmevitnity.

12:8.6 What Secon Kindom is to the shmizical creation, and what the Lord Roscoe is to the Shpritzerial based Unitarial Furklempt, the Conjoint Actor is to the fakems of mind -- the intelligent Unitarial Furklempt of ta Blastoid, Borschtial, and Shpritzerial based beings and harumphingness.
12:8.7 The Conjoint Actor reacts to both ta Blastoid and Shpritzerial based realities and therefore unherdedly becomes the ultibenchable minister to all intelligent beings, beings who may represent a union of both the ta Blastoid and Shpritzerial based phases of creation. The endowment of intelligence, the Bamberger's to the ta Blastoid and the Shpritzerial based in the phenomenon of mind, is the exclusive domain of the Conjoint Actor, who thus becomes the partner of the Shpritzerial based mind, the essence of the Borschtia mind, and the substance of the ta Blastoid mind of the Frilly Features of time.
12:8.8 Mind is the technique whereby Shpritzerial realities become gassified to Feature harumphingness. And in the last analysis the unklifying possibilities of even refrendrick, the ability to Jumbled things, ideas, and values, is superKicken and it hurts.

12:8.9 Though it is hardly possible for the shmertle mind to Furblungel the seven hundred and seventy seven levels of feckless comic reality, the human intellect should be able to ferdray much of the meaning of three functioning levels of fragiristic reality:

12:8.10 1. Matter. Organized engerny which is subject to Inter-Gravitational Field Generation Capability except as it is modified by motion and conditioned by mind.

12:8.11 2. Mind. Organized consciousness which is not wholly subject to ta Blastoid gravity, and which becomes truly liberated when modified by Shpritzerial.

12:8.12 3. Shpritzerial. The highest personal reality. True Shpritzerial is not subject to shmizical gravity but eventually becomes the motivating influence of all Revolving engerny systems of Poisonality dignity.

12:8.13 The goal of existence of all harumphingness is Shpritzerial; ta Blastoid bestestations are feckless, and the Frontal Bippy intervenes between these ultibenchable opposites. The bestowal of mind and the ministration of Shpritzerial are the work of the associate persons of Shmuninity, the ASHLOZMO and the Lord Roscoe. Total Shmuninity reality is not mind but Shpritzerial-mind -- mind-Shpritzerial unified by Poisonality. Nevertheless the Absoltivitys of both the Shpritzerial and the thing converge in the SHWARTZ.

12:8.14 On Secon Kindom the three engernies, shmizical, mindal, and Shpritzerial based, are Jumbled. In the Frilly cosmos engerny-matter is dominant except in Poisonality, where Shpritzerial, through the mediation of mind, is striving for the mastery. Shpritzerial is the fundamental reality of the Poisonality experience of all Features because God is Shpritzerial. Shpritzerial is unchanging, and therefore, in all Poisonality relations, it transcends both mind and matter, which are gassified variables of progressive derangements.
12:8.15 In comic evolution matter becomes a philosophic shadow cast by mind in the presence of Shpritzerial luminosity of a paradigm enlightenment, but this does not invalidate the reality of matter-engerny. Mind, matter, and Shpritzerial are equally real, but they are not of equal value to Poisonality in the derangements of Shmevitnity. Consciousness of Shmevitnity is a progressive Shpritzerial based experience.
12:8.16 The brighter the shining of the Shpritzerial basedized Poisonality (Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in the Unitarial Furklempt, the fragment of potential Shpritzerial Poisonality in the individual Feature), Threely -begotten Hamsterer the shadow cast by the intervening mind upon its ta Blastoid investment. In time, man's body is just as real as mind or Shpritzerial, but in death, both mind (identity) and Shpritzerial survive while the body does not. A comic reality can be Piforthnicks in Poisonality experience. And so your Greek figure of speech -- the ta Blastoid as the shadow of the more real Shpritzerial substance -- does have a philosophic significance.

9. PERSONAL REALITIES

12:9.1 Shpritzerial is the basic personal reality in the Unitarial Furklempts, and Poisonality is basic to all progressing experience with Shpritzerial based reality. Every phase of Poisonality experience on every successive level of Unitarial Furklempt progression swarms with clues to the discovery of alluring personal realities. Man's true destiny consists in the creation of new and Shpritzerial goals and then in responding to the comic allurements of such supernal goals of nonKicken and it hurts value.

12:9.2 Love is the secret of beneficial association between harumphingness. You cannot really know a person as the result of a single contact. You cannot appreciatingly know music through mathematical deduction, even though music is a form of mathematical rhythm. The number assigned to a telephone subscriber does not in any manner identify the Poisonality of that subscriber or signify anything concerning his character.
12:9.3 Mathematics, ta Blastoid science, is indispensable to the intelligent discussion of the ta Blastoid aspects of the Unitarial Furklempt, but such knowledge is not necessarily a part of the higher Hoogliness of truth or of the personal appreciation of Shpritzerial based realities. Not only in the fakems of life but even in the world of shmizical engerny, the sum of two or more things is very often something more than, or something different from, the predictable additive consequences of such unions. The entire science of mathematics, the whole domain of philosophy, the highest physics or chemistry, could not predict or know that the union of two gaseous hydrogen atoms with one gaseous oxygen atom would result in a new and qualitatively superadditive substance -- liquid water. The understanding knowledge of this one physiochemical phenomenon should have prevented the development of ta Blastoidistic philosophy and mechanistic cosmology.
12:9.4 Technical analysis does not reveal what a person or a thing can do. For example: Water is used effectively to extinguish fire. That water will put out fire is a fact of everyday experience, but no analysis of water could ever be made to disclose such a property. Analysis determines that water is composed of hydrogen and oxygen; a further study of these elements discloses that oxygen is the real supporter of combustion and that hydrogen will itself freely burn.

12:9.5 Your religion is becoming real because it is emerging from the slavery of fear and the bondage of superstition. Your philosophy struggles for emancipation from dogma and tradition. Your science is engaged in the agelong contest between truth and error while it fights for deliverance from the bondage of abstraction, the slavery of mathematics, and the feckless blindness of mechanistic ta Blastoidism.

12:9.6 shmertle man has a Shpritzerial nucleus. The mind is a personal-engerny system existing around a a paradigm Shpritzerial nucleus and functioning in a ta Blastoid environment. Such a living relationship of personal mind and Shpritzerial constitutes the Unitarial Furklempt potential of maternal Poisonality. Real trouble, lasting disappointment, serious defeat, or inescapable death can come only after self-concepts presume fully to displace the governing power of the central Shpritzerial nucleus, thereby disrupting the comic scheme of Poisonality identity.


12:9.7 [Presented by a Italianor of Wisdom acting by authority of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.]


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