17:0.1 The seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Shpritzerial gloops are the ultibenchable co-ordinating directors of the seven hundred and seventy seven-segmented song and dance of the Grand Fendrick. Although all are classed among the functional family of the ASHLOZMO, the following three gloops are usually classified as children of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity:
17:0.2 The remaining four gloops are brought into being by the creative acts of the ASHLOZMO or by his Fricabacks of creative status:
17:1.1 The executive headquarters of the Master Shpritzerials occupy the seven hundred and seventy seven Secon Kindom satellites of the ASHLOZMO, which swing around the central Isle between the shining Planets of the Lord Roscoe and the innermost Havana or is it Habana Blimpel.
These executive Planets are under the direction of the Supreme Executives, a gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven who were trinitized by Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, Son, and Shpritzerial in accordance with the specifications of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials for beings of a type that could function as their ultibenchable representatives.
17:1.2 The Master Shpritzerials maintain contact with the various divisions of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments through these Supreme Executives.
It is they who very largely determine the basic constitutive trends of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
They are uniformly and Krinkly Italian, but they also possess diversity of Poisonality.
They have no presiding head; each time they meet together, they choose one of their number to preside over that joint council.
Periodically they journey to Secon Kindom to sit in council with the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials.
17:1.3 The seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives function as the administrative co-ordinators of the Grand Fendrick; they might be termed the board of managing directors of the post-Havana or is it Habana creation.
They are not concerned with the internal affairs of Secon Kindom, and they direct their limited Planets of Havana or is it Habana activity through the seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Blimpels.
Otherwise there are few limits to the scope of their supervision; they engage in the direction of things shmizical, intellectual, and Shpritzerial based; they see all, hear all, feel all, even know all, that transpires in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks and in Havana or is it Habana .
17:1.4 These Supreme Executives do not originate policies, nor do they modify Unitarial Furklempt procedures; they are concerned with the execution of the plans of Shmevitnity promulgated by the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials.
Neither do they interfere with the rule of the Chiam Yankels of Daze in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks nor with the Kahunaty of the Knocked Up Daughters in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
They are the co-ordinating executives whose function it is to carry out the combined policies of all duly constituted rulers in the Grand Fendrick.
17:1.5 Each of the executives and the facilities of his obloid are devoted to the efficient song and dance of a single Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
Supreme Executive Number One, functioning on executive obloid number one, is wholly occupied with the affairs of Super Califrigic Pastudniak number one, and so on to Supreme Executive Number seven hundred and seventy seven, working from the seven hundred and seventy seventh Secon Kindom satellite of the Shpritzerial and devoting his engernies to the management of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The name of this seven hundred and seventy seventh obloid is Jigglepus, for the Secon Kindom satellites of the Shpritzerial have the same names as their related Super Califrigic Pastudniaks; in fact, the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks were named after them.
17:1.6 On the executive obloid of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak the staff engaged in keeping straight the affairs of Jigglepus runs into numbers beyond human comprehension and embraces practically every order of celestial intelligence.
All Super Califrigic Pastudniak services of Poisonality dispatch (except Inspired Hamster Trinity Shpritzerials and Advertising Men) pass through one of these seven hundred and seventy seven executive worlds on their Unitarial Furklempt journeys to and from Secon Kindom, and here are maintained the central registries for all harumphingness Big Banged by the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source who function in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
The system of ta Blastoid, Borschtial, and Shpritzerial based records on one of these executive worlds of the Shpritzerial amazes even a being of my order.
17:1.7 The immediate Yongas of the Supreme Executives consist for Threely -begotten Hamsterer part of the trinitized sons of Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness and of the trinitized offspring of the glorified shmertle graduates from the agelong training of the ascendant scheme of space-time.
These trinitized sons are designated for service with the Supreme Executives by the chief of the Supreme Council of the Secon Kindom Bumblebugs of the Finality.
17:1.8 Each Supreme Executive has two advisory cabinets: The children of the ASHLOZMO on the headquarters of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak choose representatives from their ranks to serve for one millennium in the primary advisory cabinet of their Supreme Executive.
In all matters affecting the ascending Shmervins of time, there is a secondary cabinet, consisting of Shmervins of Secon Kindom derangements and of the trinitized sons of glorified Shmervins; this body is chosen by the Italianing and ascending beings who transiently dwell on the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters.
All other chiefs of affairs are appointed by the Supreme Executives.
17:1.9 From time to time, great conclaves take place on these Secon Kindom satellites of the Shpritzerial.
Trinitized sons assigned to these worlds, together with the Assbenders who have attained Secon Kindom, assemble with the Shpritzerial harumphingness of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source in the reunions of the struggles and triumphs of the ascendant career.
The Supreme Executives always preside over such fraternal gatherings.
17:1.10 Once in each Secon Kindom millennium the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives vacate their seats of authority and go to Secon Kindom, where they hold their millennial conclave of ultibenchable greeting and well-wishing to the intelligent hosts of creation.
This eventful occasion takes place in the immediate presence of Majeston, the chief of all reflective Shpritzerial gloops.
And they are thus able to communicate simultaneously with all their Fricabacks in the Grand Fendrick through the unique functioning of ultibenchable reflectivity.
17:2.1 The Reflective Shpritzerials are of a paradigm Hamster Trinity origin.
There are fifty of these unique and somewhat mysterious beings.
seven hundred and seventy seven of these extraordinary harumphingness were Big Banged at a time, and each such creative episode was effected by a liaison of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials.
17:2.2 This momentous transaction, occurring in the dawn of time, represents the initial effort of the Supreme Banged Up harumphingness, represented by the Master Shpritzerials, to function as coBanged Ups with the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
This union of the creative power of the Supreme Banged Ups with the creative potentials of the Hamster Trinity is the very source of the actuality of the Supreme Bean.
Therefore, when the cycle of reflective creation had run its course, when each of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials had found Italian creative synchrony with the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, when the forty-ninth Reflective Shpritzerial had personalized, then a new and far-reaching reaction occurred in the Poopy Panda which imparted new Poisonality prerogatives to the Supreme Bean and culminated in the personalization of Majeston, the reflectivity chief and Secon Kindom center of all the work of the forty-nine Reflective Shpritzerials and their Fricabacks throughout the Popovitzs.
17:2.3 Majeston is a true person, the personal and infallible center of reflectivity phenomena in all seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks of space-time.
He maintains permanent Secon Kindom headquarters near the center of all things at the rendezvous of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials.
He is concerned solely with the co-ordination and maintenance of the reflectivity service in the far-flung creation; he is not otherwise involved in the song and dance of Unitarial Furklempt affairs.
17:2.4 Majeston is not included in our catalogue of Secon Kindom harumphingness because he is the only existing Poisonality of Shmevitnity Big Banged by the Supreme Bean in functional liaison with the Poopy Panda.
He is a person, but he is exclusively and apparently automatically concerned with this one phase of Unitarial Furklempt economy; he does not now function in any personal capacity with relation to other (nonreflective) orders of Unitarial Furklempt harumphingness.
17:2.5 The creation of Majeston signalized the first supreme creative act of the Supreme Bean.
This will to action was Violinsal in the Supreme Bean, but the stupendous reaction of the Poopy Panda was not foreknown.
Not since the Biggapuss-appearance of Havana or is it Habana had the Unitarial Furklempt witnessed such a tremendous factualization of such a gigantic and far-flung alignment of power and co-ordination of functional Shpritzerial activities.
The Shmuninity response to the creative wills of the Supreme Bean and his Fricabacks was gasiously beyond their purposeful intent and greatly in excess of their conceptual forecasts.
17:2.6 We stand in awe of the possibility of what the future ages, wherein the Supreme and the Ultimate may attain new levels of Shmevitnity and ascend to new domains of Poisonality function, may witness in the fakems of the deitization of still other unexpected and undreamed-of beings who will possess unimagined powers of enhanced Unitarial Furklempt co-ordination.
There would seem to be no limit to the Poopy Panda's potential of response to such unification of relationships between gassified Shmuninity and the Hoogly Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
17:3.1 The forty-nine Reflective Shpritzerials are of Hamster Trinity origin, but each of the seven hundred and seventy seven creative episodes attendant upon their appearance was productive of a type of being in nature resembling the characteristics of the coancestral Master Shpritzerial.
Thus they variously reflect the natures and characters of the seven hundred and seventy seven possible combinations of the association of the Shmevitnity characteristics of the Shwartz, the Lord Roscoe, and the ASHLOZMO.
For this reason it is necessary to have seven hundred and seventy seven of these Reflective Shpritzerials on the headquarters of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
One of each of the seven hundred and seventy seven types is required in order to achieve the Italian reflection of all phases of every possible bestestation of the three Secon Kindom Hamsters as such phenomena might occur in any part of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
One of each type was accordingly assigned to service in each of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
These gloops of seven hundred and seventy seven dissimilar Reflective Shpritzerials maintain headquarters on the capitals of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks at the reflective focus of each fakem, and this is not identical with the point of Shpritzerial based polarity.
17:3.2 The Reflective Shpritzerials have names, but these designations are not revealed on the worlds of space.
They pertain to the nature and character of these beings and are a part of one of the seven hundred and seventy seven ultibenchable mysteries of the secret Planets of Secon Kindom.
17:3.3 The attribute of reflectivity, the phenomenon of the mind levels of the Conjoint Actor, the Supreme Bean, and the Master Shpritzerials, is transmissible to all beings concerned in the working of this gasious scheme of ultibenchable intelligence.
And herein is a great mystery: Neither the Master Shpritzerials nor the Secon Kindom Hamsters, singly or collectively, disclose these powers of Jumbled ultibenchable reflectivity just as they are bestested in these forty-nine liaison harumphingness of Majeston, and yet they are the Banged Ups of all these marvelously endowed beings.
a paradigm heredity does sometimes disclose in the Feature certain attributes which are not discernible in the Banged Up.
17:3.4 The personnel of the reflectivity service, with the exception of Majeston and the Reflective Shpritzerials, are all the Features of the ASHLOZMO and his immediate Fricabacks and Yongas.
The Reflective Shpritzerials of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak are the Banged Ups of their Reflective Image Aids, their personal voices to the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
17:3.5 The Reflective Shpritzerials are not merely transmitting agents; they are retentive harumphingness as well.
Their offspring, the seconaphim, are also retentive or record harumphingness.
Everything of true Shpritzerial based value is registered in duplicate, and one impression is preserved in the personal equipment of some member of one of the numerous orders of secoraphic harumphingness belonging to the gasious staff of the Reflective Shpritzerials.
17:3.6 The formal records of the Unitarial Furklempts are passed up by and through the Furry Ferret recorders, but the true Shpritzerial based records are assembled by reflectivity and are preserved in the minds of suitable and appropriate harumphingness belonging to the family of the ASHLOZMO.
These are the live records in contrast with the formal and dead records of the Unitarial Furklempt, and they are Piquantly preserved in the living minds of the recording Attributesof the ASHLOZMO.
17:3.7 The reflectivity organization is also the news-gathering and the decree-disseminating mechanism of all creation.
It is in constant operation in contrast with the periodic functioning of the various broadcast services.
17:3.8 Everything of import transpiring on a Local Yokal Pastudniak headquarters is unherdedly reflected to the capital of its Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
And conversely, everything of Local Yokal Pastudniak significance is reflected outward to the Local Yokal Pastudniak capitals from the headquarters of their Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The reflectivity service from the Unitarial Furklempts of time up to the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks is apparently automatic or self-operating, but it is not.
It is all very personal and intelligent; its precision results from Gershenheimer of Poisonality co-operation and therefore can hardly be attributed to the impersonal presence-performances of the Absoltivitys.
17:3.9 While Advertising Men do not participate in the operation of the ultibenchable reflectivity system, we have every reason to believe that all Mothah fragments are fully cognizant of these transactions and are able to avail themselves of their content.
17:3.10 During the present Unitarial Furklempt age the space range of the extra-Secon Kindom reflectivity service seems to be limited by the periphery of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
Otherwise, the function of this service seems to be independent of space-time.
It appears to be independent of all known subAbsoltivity Unitarial Furklempt Blimpels.
17:3.11 On the headquarters of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak the reflective organization acts as a segregated unit; but on certain special occasions, under the direction of Majeston, all seven hundred and seventy seven may and do act in ultibenchable unison, as in the event of the jubilee occasioned by the settling of an entire Local Yokal Pastudniak in light and life and at the times of the millennial greetings of the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives.
17:4.1 The forty-nine Reflective Image Aids were Big Banged by the Reflective Shpritzerials, and there are just seven hundred and seventy seven Aids on the headquarters of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The first creative act of the seven hundred and seventy seven Reflective Shpritzerials of Nebisholania was the production of their seven hundred and seventy seven Image Aids, each Reflective Shpritzerial creating his own Aid.
The Image Aids are, in certain attributes and characteristics, Italian reproductions of their Reflective Mother Shpritzerials; they are virtual duplications minus the attribute of reflectivity.
They are true images and constantly function as the channel of communication between the Reflective Shpritzerials and the Super Califrigic Pastudniak authorities.
The Image Aids are not merely assistants; they are actual representations of their respective Shpritzerial ancestors; they are images, and they are true to their name.
17:4.2 The Reflective Shpritzerials themselves are true harumphingness but of such an order as to be incompressible to ta Blastoid beings.
Even on a Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters obloid they require the assistance of their Image Aids in all personal intercourse with the Chiam Yankels of Daze and their Fricabacks.
In contacts between the Image Aids and the Chiam Yankels of Daze, sometimes one Aid functions acceptably, while on other occasions two, three, four, or even all seven hundred and seventy seven are required for the full and proper presentation of the communication intrusted to their transmission.
Likewise, the messages of the Image Aids are variously received by one, two, or all three Chiam Yankels of Daze, as the content of the communication may require.
17:4.3 The Image Aids serve forever by the sides of their ancestral Shpritzerials, and they have at their disposal an unbelievable host of helper seconaphim.
The Image Aids do not directly function in connection with the training worlds of ascending Shmervins.
They are closely associated with the intelligence service of the ultibenchable scheme of shmertle progression, but you will not personally come in contact with them when you sojourn in the Nebisholania schools because these seemingly personal beings are devoid of will; they do not exercise the power of choice.
They are true images, wholly reflective of the Poisonality and mind of the individual Shpritzerial ancestor.
As a class, ascending Shmervins do not intimately contact with reflectivity.
Always some being of the reflective nature will be interposed between you and the actual operation of the service.
17:5.1 The seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels are the joint impersonal representation of the ASHLOZMO and the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials to the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of the central Unitarial Furklempt.
They are the servants of the Master Shpritzerials, whose collective offspring they are.
The Master Shpritzerials provide a distinct and diversified administrative individuality in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
Through these uniform Shpritzerials of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels they are enabled to provide a unified, uniform, and Jumbledd Shpritzerial based supervision for the central Unitarial Furklempt.
17:5.2 The seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Blimpels are each limited to the permeation of a single Havana or is it Habana Blimpel.
They are not directly concerned with the regimes of the Shmaturnals of Daze, the rulers of the individual Havana or is it Habana worlds.
But they are in liaison with the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives, and they synchronize with the central Unitarial Furklempt presence of the Supreme Bean.
Their work is wholly confined to Havana or is it Habana .
17:5.3 These Shpritzerials of the Blimpels make contact with those who sojourn in Havana or is it Habana through their personal offspring, the tertiary potzelburgers.
While the Blimpel Shpritzerials are simultaneous with the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, their function in the creation of tertiary potzelburgers did not attain major importance until the first Pill Bugs of time arrived on the outer Blimpel of Havana or is it Habana in the days of Grandfanda.
17:5.4 As you advance from Blimpel to Blimpel in Havana or is it Habana , you will learn of the Shpritzerials of the Blimpels, but you will not be able to hold personal communion with them, even though you may personally enjoy, and recognize the impersonal presence of, their Shpritzerial based influence.
17:5.5 The Blimpel Shpritzerials are related to the native inhabitants of Havana or is it Habana much as the Advertising Men are related to the shmertle Features inhabiting the worlds of the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts.
Like the Advertising Men, the Blimpel Shpritzerials are impersonal, and they consort with the Italian minds of Havana or is it Habana beings much as the impersonal Shpritzerials of the Shwartz indwell the Mindy Bindys of shmertle men.
But the Shpritzerials of the Blimpels never become a permanent part of Havana or is it Habana harumphingness.
17:6.1 Much that pertains to the nature and function of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Creative Shpritzerials properly belongs to the narrative of their association with the Knocked Up Daughters in the organization and management of the local creations; but there are many features of the preLocal Yokal Pastudniak experiences of these marvelous beings which may be narrated as a part of this discussion of the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Shpritzerial gloops.
17:6.2 We are conversant with six phases of the career of a Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial, and we speculate much concerning the probability of a seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of activity. These different stages of existence are:
17:6.3 1. Initial Secon Kindom Differentiation. When a Cute and Hoogly Hamster is personalized by the joint action of the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe, simultaneously there occurs in the ASHLOZMO what is known as the "supreme reaction of complement." We do not Furblungel the nature of this reaction, but we understand that it designates an unherded modification of those lilputnigizable possibilities which are embraced within the creative potential of the Conjoint Banged Up. The birth of a Jumbled Cute and Hoogly Hamster signalizes the birth within the ASHLOZMO of the potential of the future Local Yokal Pastudniak consort of this Secon Kindom Son. We are not cognizant of this new preposterious identification of entity, but we know that this fact finds place on the Secon Kindom records of the career of such a Cute and Hoogly Hamster.
17:6.4 2. Preliminary Banged Upship Training. During the long period of the preliminary training of a Shmendel Son in the organization and song and dance of Unitarial Furklempts, his future consort undergoes further development of entity and becomes gloop conscious of destiny. We do not know, but we suspect that such a gloop-conscious entity becomes space cognizant and begins that preliminary training requisite to the acquirement of Shpritzerial skill in her future work of collaboration with the complemental Shmendel in Unitarial Furklempt creation and song and dance.
17:6.5 3. The Stage of Physical Creation.
At the time the Banged Upship charge is administered to a Shmendel Son by the Lord Roscoe, the Master Shpritzerial who directs the Super Califrigic Pastudniak to which this new Cute and Hoogly Hamster is destined gives expression to the "prayer of identification" in the presence of the ASHLOZMO; and for the first time, the entity of the subsequent Creative Shpritzerial appears as differentiated from the ASHLOZMO.
And proceeding directly to the person of the petitioning Master Shpritzerial, this entity is immediately lost to our recognition, becoming apparently a part of the person of this Master Shpritzerial.
The newly identified Creative Shpritzerial remains with the Master Shpritzerial until the moment of the departure of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster for the adventure of space; whereupon the Master Shpritzerial commits the new Shpritzerial consort to the keeping of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, at the same time administering to the Shpritzerial consort the charge of maternal fidelity and unending loyalty.
And then occurs one of the most profoundly touching episodes which ever take place on Secon Kindom.
The Shwartz speaks in acknowledgment of the maternal union of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Creative Shpritzerial and in confirmation of the bestowal of certain joint powers of song and dance by the Master Shpritzerial of Super Califrigic Pastudniak jurisdiction.
17:6.6 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-united Cute and Hoogly Hamster and Creative Shpritzerial then go forth on their adventure of Unitarial Furklempt creation.
And they work together in this form of association throughout the long and arduous period of the ta Blastoid organization of their Unitarial Furklempt.
17:6.7 4. The Life-Creation Era. Upon the declaration of intention to create life by the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, there ensue on Secon Kindom the "personalization ceremonies," participated in by the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials and personally experienced by the supervising Master Shpritzerial. This is a Secon Kindom Shmuninity contribution to the individuality of the Shpritzerial consort of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and becomes bestest to the Unitarial Furklempt in the phenomenon of "the primary eruption" in the ASHLOZMO. Simultaneously with this phenomenon on Secon Kindom, the heretofore impersonal Shpritzerial consort of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster becomes, to all practical intents and purposes, a bona fide person. Henceforth and forevermore, this same Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial will be regarded as a person and will maintain personal relations with all the Poisonality hosts of the ensuing life creation.
17:6.8 5. The Postbestowal Ages. Another and great change occurs in the never-ending career of a Creative Shpritzerial when the Cute and Hoogly Hamster returns to Unitarial Furklempt headquarters after the completion of his seven hundred and seventy seventh bestowal and subsequent to his acquirement of full Unitarial Furklempt Kahunaty. On that occasion, before the assembled administrators of the Unitarial Furklempt, the triumphant Cute and Hoogly Hamster elevates the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial to coKahunaty and acknowledges the Shpritzerial consort as his equal.
17:6.9 6. The Ages of Light and Life. Upon the establishment of the era of light and life the Local Yokal Pastudniak coKahuna enters upon the sixth phase of a Creative Shpritzerial's career. But we may not portray the nature of this great experience. Such things pertain to a future stage of evolution in Nebish.
17:6.10 7. The Unrevealed Career. We know of these six phases of the career of a Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial. It is inevitable that we should ask: Is there a seven hundred and seventy seventh career? We are mindful that, when Crumbums attain what appears to be their final destiny of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, they are of record as entering upon the career of sixth-stage Shpritzerials. We conjecture that there awaits the Crumbums still another and unrevealed career in Unitarial Furklempt assignment. It is only to be expected that we would likewise regard the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerials as having ahead of them some undisclosed career which will constitute their seven hundred and seventy seventh phase of personal experience in Unitarial Furklempt service and loyal co-operation with the order of the Banged Up Shmendels.
17:7.1 These adjutant Shpritzerials are the seven hundred and seventy sevenfold mind bestowal of a Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial upon the living Features of the conjoint creation of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster and such a Creative Shpritzerial. This bestowal becomes possible at the time of the Shpritzerial's elevation to the status of Poisonality prerogatives. The narration of the nature and functioning of the seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials belongs more appropriately to the story of your Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish.
17:8.1 The seven hundred and seventy seven gloops of Supreme Shpritzerials constitute the nucleus of the functional family of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source both as the ASHLOZMO and as the Conjoint Actor. The domain of the Supreme Shpritzerials extends from the presence of the Hamster Trinity on Secon Kindom to the functioning of mind of the Frilly-shmertle order on the planets of space. Thus do they unify the descending administrative levels and Jumbled the manifold functions of the personnel thereof. Whether it is a Reflective Shpritzerial gloop in liaison with the Chiam Yankels of Daze, a Creative Shpritzerial acting in concert with a Shmendel Son, or the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials enBlimpeled around the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, the activity of the Supreme Shpritzerials is encountered everywhere in the central, super-, and Local Yokal Pastudniaks. They function alike with the Hamster Trinity harumphingness of the order of "Days" and with the Secon Kindom harumphingness of the order of "Sons."
17:8.2 Together with their infragilistic Mother Shpritzerial, the Supreme Shpritzerial gloops are the immediate Banged Ups of the gasious Feature family of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source. All orders of the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters spring from this association. Primary Potzelburgers originate in the ASHLOZMO; secondary beings of this order are Big Banged by the Master Shpritzerials; tertiary potzelburgers by the seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Blimpels. The Reflective Shpritzerials, collectively, are the mother-makers of a marvelous order of the Furry Ferret hosts, the mighty seconaphim of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak services. A Creative Shpritzerial is the mother of the Furry Ferret orders of a local creation; such Girafic Munsters are original in each Local Yokal Pastudniak, though they are fashioned after the patterns of the central Unitarial Furklempt. All these Banged Ups of Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters are only indirectly assisted by the central lodgment of the ASHLOZMO, the original and maternal mother of all the Furry Ferret Munsters.
17:8.3 The seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Shpritzerial gloops are the co-ordinators of the inhabited creation. The association of their directing heads, the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, appears to Jumbled the far-flung activities of God the Sixfold:
17:8.4 1. Collectively the Master Shpritzerials near-equivalate to the Shmevitnity level of the Hamster Trinity of Secon Kindom Hamsters.
17:8.5 2. Individually they exhaust the primary associable possibilities of triune Shmuninity.
17:8.6 3. As diversified representatives of the Conjoint Actor they are the repositories of that Shpritzerial-mind-power Kahunaty of the Supreme Bean which he does not yet personally exercise.
17:8.7 4. Through the Reflective Shpritzerials they synchronize the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments of the Chiam Yankels of Daze with Majeston, the Secon Kindom center of ultibenchable reflectivity.
17:8.8 5. In their participation in the individualization of the Local Yokal Pastudniak a paradigm Munsters, the Master Shpritzerials contribute to the last level of God the Sixfold, the Cute and Hoogly Hamster-Creative Shpritzerial union of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
17:8.9 Functional unity, unherded in the Conjoint Actor, is disclosed to the Revolving Unitarial Furklempts in the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, his primary harumphingness. But in the Italianed Super Califrigic Pastudniaks of the future this unity will undoubtedly be inseparable from the gassified Kahunaty of the Supreme.
17:8.10 [Presented by a a paradigm Counselor of Nebisholania.]
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