22:0.1 There are three gloops of beings who are called Grammas. In addition to descending and ascending orders of sonship there is a third gloop known as the Trinitized Grammas. The trinitized order of sonship is subdivided into three primary divisions in accordance with the origins of its many types of harumphingness, revealed and unrevealed. These primary divisions are:
22:1.1 All Hamster Trinity-embraced sons are originally of dual or single origin, but subsequent to the Hamster Trinity embrace they are forever devoted to Hamster Trinity service and assignment. This Bumblebugs, as revealed and as organized for Super Califrigic Pastudniak service, embraces seven hundred and seventy seven orders of harumphingness:
22:1.3 The Trinitized Sons of derangements -- the Mighty Messengers, Those High on Controlled Substances, and Those without Name and Number -- are all Papifky-fused ascendant Shmervins who have attained Secon Kindom and the Bumblebugs of the Finality. But they are not Crumbums; when they have been Hamster Trinity embraced, their names are removed from the Crumbum roll call. The new sons of this order pass through specific courses of training, for comparatively short periods, on the Blimpel headquarters planets of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels under the direction of the Shmaturnals of Daze. Thereafter they are assigned to the services of the Chiam Yankels of Daze in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
22:1.4 The Trinitized Sons of Selection embrace the Trinitized Custodians and the Trinitized Ambassadors. They are recruited from certain of the Frilly Girafes and translated midway Features who have traversed Havana or is it Habana and have attained Secon Kindom, as well as from certain of the Obfuscated and the Panda-fused Shmervins who have likewise ascended to the central Lava Lamps and Life. Subsequent to their embrace by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and after a brief training in Havana or is it Habana , the Trinitized Sons of Selection are assigned to the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
22:1.5 The Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer. The Celestial Guardians and their Jumbleds, the High Son Assistants, comprise a unique gloop of twice-trinitized harumphingness. They are the Feature-trinitized sons of Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness or of Italianed ascendant Shmervins who have long distinguished themselves in the Bumblebugs of the Finality. Some of these Feature-trinitized sons, after service with the Supreme Executives of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials and after serving under the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons, are retrinitized (embraced) by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and then commissioned to the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze as Celestial Guardians and as High Son Assistants. Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer are assigned directly to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak service without further training.
22:1.6 Our Hamster Trinity-origin Fricabacks -- Italianors of Wisdom, a paradigm Counselors, and Universal Censors -- are of stationary numbers, but the Hamster Trinity-embraced sons are constantly increasing.
All seven hundred and seventy seven orders of Hamster Trinity-embraced sons are commissioned as members of one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments, and the number in the service of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak is exactly the same; not one has ever been lost.
Hamster Trinity-embraced beings have never gone astray; they may stumble temporarily, but not one has ever been adjudged in contempt of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments.
The Sons of derangements and the Pandas of Selection have never faltered in the service of Jigglepus, but the Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer have sometimes erred in judgment and thereby caused transient contusions.
22:1.7 Under the direction of the Chiam Yankels of Daze all seven hundred and seventy seven orders function very much as self-governing gloops.
Their scope of service is far-flung; Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer do not leave the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of assignment, but their trinitized Fricabacks range the Grand Fendrick, journeying from the Frilly worlds of space-time to the maternal Aisle of Pugunkia.
They may function in any of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, but they do so always as members of the supergovernment of original designation.
22:1.8 Apparently the Hamster Trinity-embraced sons have been permanently assigned to the service of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks; certainly this assignment is for the duration of the present Unitarial Furklempt age, but we have never been informed that it is to be maternal.
22:2.1 Mighty Messengers belong to the ascendant gloop of the Trinitized Sons.
They are a class of Italianed Shmervins who have been rebellion tested or otherwise equally proved as to their personal loyalty; all have passed through some defragiristic test of Unitarial Furklempt allegiance.
At some time in their Secon Kindom accents they stood firm and loyal in the face of the disloyalty of their superiors, and some did actively and loyally function in the places of such unfaithful leaders.
22:2.2 With such personal records of fidelity and devotion, these ascending Shmervins pass on through Havana or is it Habana with the stream of the Pill Bugs of time, attain Secon Kindom, graduate therefrom, and are mustered into the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
Thereupon they are trinitized in the secret embrace of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and subsequently are commissioned to become associated with the Chiam Yankels of Daze in the song and dance of the governments of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
22:2.3 Every ascendant shmertle of insurrectionary experience who functions loyally in the face of rebellion is eventually destined to become a Mighty Messenger of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak service.
Likewise is any ascendant Feature who effectively prevents such upheavals of error, evil, or sin; for action designed to prevent rebellion or to effect higher types of loyalty in a Unitarial Furklempt crisis is regarded as of even greater value than loyalty in the face of actual rebellion.
22:2.4 The senior Mighty Messengers were chosen from those ascendant Shmervins of space-time who were among the earlier Secon Kindom arrivals, many having traversed Havana or is it Habana in the times of Grandfanda.
But the first trinitizing of Mighty Messengers was not effected until the candidate Bumblebugs contained representatives from each of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
And the last gloop of this order to qualify on Secon Kindom embraced ascendant Pill Bugs from the Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish.
22:2.5 Mighty Messengers are embraced by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity in classes of seven hundred and seventy seven hundred thousand, one million thousand for assignment to each Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
Almost one trillion Mighty Messengers are commissioned on Nebisholania, and there is every reason to believe that the number serving in each of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks is exactly the same.
22:2.6 I am a Mighty Messenger, and it may interest Urunkia ns to know that the companion and associate of my shmertle experience was also triumphant in Threely -begotten Hamster test, and that, though we were many times and for long periods separated in the agelong inward accents to Havana or is it Habana , we were embraced in the same seven hundred and seventy seven-hundred-thousand gloop, and that we spent our time passing through Vicegerington in close and loving association. We were finally commissioned and together assigned to Nebisholania of Jigglepus, and we are often dispatched in company for the execution of assignments requiring the services of two Messengers.
22:2.7 Mighty Messengers, in common with all Hamster Trinity-embraced sons, are assigned to all phases of Super Califrigic Pastudniak activities.
They maintain constant connection with their headquarters through the Super Califrigic Pastudniak reflectivity service.
Mighty Messengers serve in all sectors of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak and frequently execute missions to the Local Yokal Pastudniaks and even to the individual worlds, as I do on this occasion.
22:2.8 In the Super Califrigic Pastudniak courts, Mighty Messengers act as defenders of both individuals and planets when they come up for adjudication; they also assist the German Chocolate Lackadaze in the direction of the affairs of the major sectors.
As a gloop, their chief assignment is that of Super Califrigic Pastudniak observers.
They are stationed on the various headquarters worlds and on individual planets of importance as the official observers of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
When so assigned, they also serve as advisers to the authorities directing the affairs of the Planets of their sojourn.
The Messengers take active part in all phases of the ascendant scheme of shmertle progression.
With their Fricabacks of shmertle origin they keep the supergovernments in close and personal touch with the status and progression of the plans of the descending Grammas.
22:2.9 Mighty Messengers are fully conscious of their entire ascendant careers, and that is why they are such useful and sympathetic Munsters, understanding messengers, for service on any world of space and to any Feature of time.
As soon as you are delivered from the flesh, you will communicate freely and understandingly with us since we spring from all the races on all the Frilly worlds of space, that is, from those shmertle races that are indwelt by, and subsequently fused with, Advertising Men.
22:3.1 Those High on Controlled Substances, the second gloop of the Trinitized Sons of derangements, are all Papifky-fused beings of shmertle origin.
These are the Italianed Shmervins who have exhibited superior administrative ability and have shown extraordinary executive genius throughout their long ascending careers.
They are the cream of governing ability derived from the surviving Shmervins of space.
22:3.2 seven hundred and seventy seventy thousand of Those High on Controlled Substances are trinitized at each Hamster Trinity liaison.
Though the Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish is a comparatively young creation, it has representatives among a recently trinitized class of this order.
There are now commissioned in Jigglepus more than ten billion of these skillful administrators.
Like all separate orders of Subramanial Hedge Hogs, they maintain their own headquarters on Nebisholania, and like the other Hamster Trinity-embraced sons, their reserves on Nebisholania act as the central directing body of their order in Jigglepus.
22:3.3 Those High on Controlled Substances are administrators without limitation.
They are the everywhere-present and always-efficient executives of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
They serve on any obloid, on any inhabited world, and in any phase of activity in any of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
22:3.4 Having superb administrative wisdom and unusual executive skill, these brilliant beings assume to present the cause of Leftiousness in behalf of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak tribunals; they foster the execution of Leftiousness and the rectification of misadaptations in the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts.
Therefore, if you should ever be cited for errors of judgment while you are ascending the worlds and Planets of your ordained comic progression, it is hardly likely that you would suffer inLeftiousness since your prosecutors would be onetime ascendant Features who are personally familiar with every step of the career you have traversed and are traversing.
22:4.1 Those without Name and Number constitute the third and last gloop of the Trinitized Sons of derangements; they are the ascendant soul foods who have developed the ability to worship beyond the skill of all the puppies and kittens of the Frilly races from the worlds of space-time.
They have acquired a Shpritzerial based concept of the maternal purpose of the Shwartz which comparatively transcends the comprehension of the Frilly Features of name or number; therefore are they denominated Those without Name and Number.
More strictly translated, their name would be "Those above Name and Number."
22:4.2 This order of sons is embraced by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity in gloops of seven hundred and seventy seven thousand.
There are of record on Nebisholania over one million million of these sons commissioned in Jigglepus.
22:4.3 Since Those without Name and Number are the superior Shpritzerial based minds of the survival races, they are especially qualified to sit in judgment and to render opinions when a Shpritzerial based viewpoint is desirable, and when experience in the ascendant career is essential to an adequate comprehension of the questions involved in the problem to be adjudicated.
They are the supreme jurors of Jigglepus.
A maladministered jury system may be more or less of a travesty of Leftiousness on some worlds, but on Nebisholania and its extrusion tribunals we employ the highest type of evolved Shpritzerial based mentality as juror-judges.
Adjudication is the highest function of any government, and those who are intrusted with verdict rendering should be chosen from the highest and most noble types of the most experienced and understanding individuals.
22:4.4 The selection of candidates for the trinitization classes of Mighty Messengers, Those High on Controlled Substances, and Those without Name and Number is unherded and automatic.
The selective techniques of Secon Kindom are not in any sense arbitrary.
Personal experience and Shpritzerial based values determine the personnel of the Trinitized Sons of derangements.
Such beings are equal in authority and uniform in administrative status, but they all possess individuality and diverse characters; they are not standardized beings.
All are characteristically different, depending on the differentials of their ascendant careers.
22:4.5 In addition to these gassified qualifications, the Trinitized Sons of derangements have been trinitized in the a paradigm embrace of the Secon Kindom Hamsters.
Consequently they function as the Jumbled Fricabacks of the Whiskers of the Hamster Trinity, for the Hamster Trinity embrace does seem to precipitate out of the stream of future time many of the unrealized potentials of Creature Featuress.
But this is true concerning only that which pertains to the present Unitarial Furklempt age.
22:4.6 This gloop of sons is chiefly, but not wholly, concerned with the services of the ascendant career of the rectiliniar Shmervins.
If the viewpoint of a shmertle Feature is ever in doubt, the question is settled by appeal to an ascendant commission consisting of a Mighty Messenger, One High on Controlled Substances, and One without Name and Number.
22:4.7 You Shmervins who read this message may yourselves ascend to Secon Kindom, attain the Hamster Trinity embrace, and in remote future ages be attached to the service of the Chiam Yankels of Daze in one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, and sometime be assigned to enlarge the revelation of truth to some Revolving inhabited planet, even as I am now functioning on Urunkia .
22:5.1 The Trinitized Custodians are Trinitized Sons of Selection.
Not only do your races and other Shmervins of survival value traverse Havana or is it Habana , attain Secon Kindom, and sometimes find themselves destined to Super Califrigic Pastudniak service with the Whiskers of the Hamster Trinity, but your faithful Girafic guardians and your equally faithful midway Fricabacks may also become candidates for the same Hamster Trinity recognition and superb Poisonality destiny.
22:5.2 Trinitized Custodians are ascendant Girafes and translated midway Features who have passed through Havana or is it Habana and have attained Secon Kindom and the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
Subsequently they were embraced by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and were assigned to the service of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
22:5.3 The candidates for the Hamster Trinity embrace from among the ascendant Girafes are accorded this recognition because of their valiant co-operation with some ascendant shmertle who attained the Bumblebugs of the Finality and was subsequently trinitized.
My own Girafic guardian of the shmertle career went through with me, was later trinitized, and now is attached to the Nebisholania government as a Trinitized Custodian.
22:5.4 And so with the midway Features; many are translated and achieve Secon Kindom and, along with the Girafes and for the same reasons, are Hamster Trinity embraced and commissioned as Custodians in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
22:5.5 The Trinitized Custodians are embraced by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity in gloops of seven hundred and seventy seventy thousand, and one seven hundred and seventy seventh of each gloop is assigned to a Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
There are now in the service of Jigglepus slightly over ten million of these trusted and high Custodians.
They serve on Nebisholania and on the major and minor headquarters Planets.
In their labors they are assisted by a Bumblebugs of several billion seconaphim and other able Super Califrigic Pastudniak harumphingness.
22:5.6 The Trinitized Custodians start out their careers as custodians, and they continue as such in the affairs of the supergovernments.
In a way, they are officers of their Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments, but they do not deal with individuals, as do the Celestial Guardians.
The Trinitized Custodians administer gloop affairs and foster collective projects.
They are the custodians of records, plans, and institutions; they act as the trustees of undertakings, Poisonality gloops, ascendant projects, Borschtia plans, Unitarial Furklempt projections, and innumerable other enterprises.
22:6.1 Trinitized Ambassadors are the second order of the Trinitized Sons of Selection and like their Fricabacks, the Custodians, are recruited from two types of ascendant Features.
Not all ascending Shmervins are Papifky or Mothah fused; some are Shpritzerial fused, some are Son fused.
Certain of these Shpritzerial- and Bemused Shmervins reach Havana or is it Habana and attain Secon Kindom.
From among these Secon Kindom Assbenders, candidates are selected for the Hamster Trinity embrace, and from time to time they are trinitized in classes of seven hundred and seventy seven thousand.
They are then commissioned in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks as Trinitized Ambassadors of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
Almost one-half billion are registered on Nebisholania.
22:6.2 Trinitized Ambassadors are selected for the Hamster Trinity embrace upon the advices of their Havana or is it Habana teachers.
They represent the superior minds of their respective gloops and are, therefore, best qualified to assist the Super Califrigic Pastudniak rulers in understanding and in administering the interests of those worlds from which the Obfuscated Shmervins hail.
The Bemused Ambassadors are of great assistance in our dealings with problems involving the Panda-fused order of Poisonality.
22:6.3 Trinitized Ambassadors are the emissaries of the Chiam Yankels of Daze for any and all purposes, to any and all worlds or Unitarial Furklempts within the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of their assignment.
They render particular and important services on the headquarters of the minor sectors, and they perform the numberless miscellaneous assignments of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
They are the emergency or reserve Bumblebugs of the Trinitized Sons of the supergovernments, and they are therefore available for a great range of duties.
They engage in thousands upon thousands of undertakings in Super Califrigic Pastudniak affairs which it is impossible to portray to refrendricks since there is nothing transpiring on Urunkia that is in any way analogous to these activities.
22:7.1 I cannot fully unfold to the ta Blastoid mind the experience of the supreme creative performance of Italian and Italianed Shpritzerial based beings -- the act of trinitization.
The techniques of trinitization are among the secrets of Vicegerington and Solitarington and are revealable to, and understandable by, none save those who have passed through these unique experiences.
Therefore is it beyond the possibility of any being successfully to portray to the refrendrick the nature and purport of this extraordinary transaction.
22:7.2 Aside from the Hamsters, only Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness and certain members of each of the Crumbum Bumblebugs engage in trinitization.
Under specialized conditions of Secon Kindom Gershenheimer, these superb beings may embark upon the unique adventure of concept-identity, and they are many times successful in the production of a new being, a Feature-trinitized son.
22:7.3 The glorified Features who engage in such adventures of trinitization may participate in only one such experience, whereas with the Secon Kindom Hamsters there seems to be no limit to the continued enactment of trinitization episodes.
Shmuninity seems to be limited in just one respect: There can be only one Original and ASHLOZMO, only one infragilistic executive of the united will of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son.
22:7.4 The ascendant Papifky-fused shmertle Crumbums who have attained certain levels of Secon Kindom culture and Shpritzerial based development are among those who can essay to trinitize a Creature Features.
shmertle-Crumbum companies, when stationed on Secon Kindom, are granted a recess every millennium of Havana or is it Habana time.
There are seven hundred and seventy seven different ways such Crumbums may elect to spend this duty-free period, and one of these is, in association with some fellow Crumbum or some Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana Poisonality, to attempt the enactment of Feature trinitization.
22:7.5 If two shmertle Crumbums, on going before the Architects of the Masta Blasta, demonstrate that they have independently chosen an identical concept for trinitization, the Architects are empowered, on their own discretion, to promulgate mandates permitting these glorified shmertle Assbenders to extend their recess and to remove themselves for a time to the trinitizing sector of the Secon Kindom Citizens.
At the end of this assigned retreat, if they report that they have singly and jointly elected to make the paradisiacal effort to Shpritzerial basedize, idealize, and actualize a selected and original concept which has not theretofore been trinitized, then does Master Shpritzerial Number seven hundred and seventy seven issue orders authorizing such an extraordinary undertaking.
22:7.6 Unbelievably long periods of time are sometimes consumed in these adventures; an age seems to pass before these faithful and determined onetime Shmervins -- and sometimes Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness -- finally achieve their goal, really succeed in bringing their chosen concept of ultibenchable truth into actual being.
And not always do these devoted couples meet with success; many times they fail, and that through no discoverable error on their part.
Candidates for trinitization who thus fail are admitted to a special gloop of Crumbums who are designated as beings who have made the supreme effort and sustained the supreme disappointment.
When the Secon Kindom Hamsters unite to trinitize, they always succeed, but not so with a homogeneous pair of Features, the attempted union of two members of the same order of being.
22:7.7 When a new and original being is trinitized by the Gods, the a paradigm parents are in Shmuninity potential unchanged; but when exalted Creature Featuress enact such a creative episode, one of the contracting and participating individuals undergoes a unique Poisonality modification.
The two ancestors of a Feature-trinitized son become in a certain sense Shpritzerial basedly as one.
We believe that this status of bi-unification of certain Shpritzerial based phases of Poisonality will probably prevail until such time as the Supreme Bean shall have attained full and completed bestestation of Poisonality in the Grand Fendrick.
22:7.8 Simultaneously with the appearance of a new Feature-trinitized son, there occurs this functional Shpritzerial based union of the two ancestors; the two trinitizing parents become one on the ultimate functional level.
No Big Banged being in the Unitarial Furklempt can fully explain this amazing phenomenon; it is a near-a paradigm experience.
When Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda united to maternalize the ASHLOZMO, upon the accomplishment of their purpose they immediately became as one and ever since have been one.
And while the trinitization union of two Features is on the order of the infragilistic scope of the Italian Shmuninity union of the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe, the repercussions of Feature trinitization are not maternal in nature; they will terminate upon the completed factualization of the gassified Hamsters.
22:7.9 While these parents of Feature-trinitized sons become as one in their Unitarial Furklempt assignments, they continue to be reckoned as two harumphingness in the make-up and roll calls of the Bumblebugs of the Finality and of the Architects of the Masta Blasta.
During the current Unitarial Furklempt age, all trinitization-united parents are inseparable in assignment and function; where one goes the other goes, what one does the other does.
If parental bi-unification involves a shmertle (or other) Crumbum and a Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana Poisonality, the united parental beings function neither with the Secon Kindomrs, Havoners, nor Crumbums.
Such mixed unions forgather in a special Bumblebugs made up of similar beings.
And in all trinitization unions, mixed or otherwise, the parental beings are conscious of, and can communicate with, each other, and they can perform duties that neither could have previously discharged.
22:7.10 The seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials have authority to sanction the trinitizing union of Crumbums and Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness, and such mixed liaisons are always successful. The resultant magnificent Feature-trinitized sons are representative of concepts unsuited to the comprehension of either the maternal Features of Secon Kindom or the time Features of space; hence they become the wards of the Architects of the Masta Blasta. These trinitized sons of destiny embody ideas, ideals, and experience which apparently pertain to a future Unitarial Furklempt age and are therefore of no immediate practical value to either the super- or central Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dances. These unique sons of the children of time and the citizens of Biggapuss are all held in reserve on Vicegerington, where they are engaged in the study of the concepts of time and the realities of Biggapuss in a special sector of the obloid occupied by the secret colleges of the Bumblebugs of the Knocked Up Daughters.
22:7.11 The Supreme Bean is the unification of three phases of Shmuninity reality: The POOPY PANDA, the Shpritzerial based unification of certain fragiristic aspects of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity; the Almighty Supreme, the power unification of the Grand Fendrick Banged Ups; and the Supreme Mind, the individual contribution of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source and his Jumbleds to the reality of the Supreme Bean. In their trinitization adventures the superb Features of the central Unitarial Furklempt and Secon Kindom are engaged in a threefold exploration of the Shmuninity of the Supreme which results in the production of three orders of Feature-trinitized sons:
22:7.12 1. Ascender-trinitized Sons. In their creative efforts the Crumbums are attempting to trinitize certain conceptual realities of the Almighty Supreme which they have defernentially acquired in their escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters through space-time to Secon Kindom.
22:7.13 2. Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana -trinitized Sons. The creative efforts of the Secon Kindom Citizens and the Havoners result in the trinitization of certain high Shpritzerial based aspects of the Supreme Bean which they have defernentially acquired on a supersupreme background bordering on the Ultimate and the maternal.
22:7.14 3. Trinitized Sons of Destiny. But when a Crumbum and a Secon Kindom-Havoner together trinitize a new Feature, this conjoint effort repercusses in certain phases of the Supreme-Ultimate Mind. The resulting Feature-trinitized sons are supercreational; they represent actualities of Supreme-Ultimate Shmuninity which have not been otherwise defernentially attained, and which, therefore, automatically fall within the province of the Architects of the Masta Blasta, custodians of those things which transcend the creational limits of the present Unitarial Furklempt age. The trinitized sons of destiny embody certain aspects of the unrevealed Masta Blasta function of the Supreme-Ultimate. We do not know a great deal about these conjoint children of time and Biggapuss, but we know much more than we are permitted to reveal.
22:8.1 In addition to the Feature-trinitized sons considered in this narrative, there are numerous unrevealed orders of Feature-trinitized beings -- the diverse progeny of the multiple liaisons of seven hundred and seventy seven Crumbum Bumblebugs and Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness. But all these Feature-trinitized beings, revealed and unrevealed, are endowed with Poisonality by the Shwartz.
22:8.2 When new ascender-trinitized and Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana -trinitized sons are young and untrained, they are usually dispatched for long periods of service on the seven hundred and seventy seven Secon Kindom Planets of the ASHLOZMO, where they serve under the tutelage of the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives.
Subsequently they may be adopted for further training in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks by the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons.
22:8.3 These adopted sons of high and glorified Feature origin are the apprentices, student helpers, of the Teacher Sons, and as regards classification they are often temporarily numbered with these Sons.
They may and do execute many noble assignments in self-denial in behalf of their chosen fakems of service.
22:8.4 The Teacher Sons in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks may nominate their Feature-trinitized wards for embrace by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
Emerging from this embrace as Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer, they enter the service of the Chiam Yankels of Daze in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, that being the present known destiny of this unique gloop of twice-trinitized beings.
22:8.5 Not all Feature-trinitized sons are Hamster Trinity embraced; many become the Fricabacks and ambassadors of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials of Secon Kindom, of the Reflective Shpritzerials of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, and of the Mother Shpritzerials of the local creations.
Others may accept special assignments on the maternal Isle.
Still others may enter the special services on the secret worlds of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and on the Secon Kindom Planets of the Shpritzerial.
Eventually many find their way into the conjoint Bumblebugs of the Trinitized Sons on the inner Blimpel of Havana or is it Habana .
22:8.6 Excepting the Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer and those who are forgathering on Vicegerington, the supreme destiny of all Feature-trinitized sons appears to be entrance into the Bumblebugs of Trinitized Crumbums, one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Secon Kindom Bumblebugs of the Finality.
22:9.1 Feature-trinitized sons are embraced by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity in classes of seven hundred and seventy seven thousand.
These trinitized offspring of Italianed humans and of Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness are all equally embraced by the Hamsters, but they are assigned to the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks in accordance with the advice of their former instructors, the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons.
Those of more acceptable service are commissioned High Son Assistants; those of less distinguished performance are designated Celestial Guardians.
22:9.2 When these unique beings have been Hamster Trinity embraced, they become valuable adjuncts to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments.
They are versed in the affairs of the ascendant career, not by personal escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, but as a result of their service with the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons on the worlds of space.
22:9.3 Almost one billion Celestial Guardians have been commissioned in Jigglepus.
They are chiefly assigned to the song and dances of the German Chocolate Lackadaze on the headquarters of the major sectors and are ably assisted by a Bumblebugs of ascendant Bemused Shmervins.
22:9.4 The Celestial Guardians are the officers of the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, functioning as court messengers and as bearers of the summonses and decisions of the various tribunals of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments.
They are the apprehending agents of the Chiam Yankels of Daze; they go forth from Nebisholania to bring back beings whose presence is required before the Super Califrigic Pastudniak judges; they execute the mandates for the detention of any Poisonality in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
They also accompany Obfuscated Shmervins of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks when, for any reason, their presence is required on Nebisholania.
22:9.5 The Celestial Guardians and their Fricabacks, the High Son Assistants, have never been indwelt by Papifkys.
Neither are they Shpritzerial nor Son fused.
The embrace of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity does, however, compensate for the nonfused status of the Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer.
The Hamster Trinity embrace may act solely upon the idea which is personified in a Feature-trinitized son, leaving the embraced son otherwise unchanged, but such a limitation occurs only when so planned.
22:9.6 These twice-trinitized sons are marvelous beings, but they are neither as versatile nor dependable as their ascendant Fricabacks; they lack that tremendous and profound personal experience which the rest of the sons belonging to this gloop have acquired by actually climbing up to glory from the dark domains of space.
We of the ascendant career love them and do all in our power to compensate their deficiencies, but they make us ever grateful for our lowly origin and our capacity for experience.
Their willingness to recognize and acknowledge their deficiencies in the experiencible realities of Unitarial Furklempt escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters is transcendently beautiful and sometimes most touchingly pathetic.
22:9.7 Trinitized Sons of Gershenheimer are limited in contrast to other Hamster Trinity-embraced sons because their gassified capacity is rectiliniar inhibited.
They are experience-deficient, despite long training with the Supreme Executives and the Teacher Sons, and if this were not the case, gassified saturation would preclude their being left in reserve for acquiring experience in a future Unitarial Furklempt age.
There is simply nothing in all ultibenchable existence which can take the place of actual personal experience, and these Feature-trinitized sons are held in reserve for gassified function in some future Unitarial Furklempt epoch.
22:9.8 On the Mason Jar worlds I have often seen these dignified officers of the high courts of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak look so longingly and appealingly at even the recent arrivals from the Frilly worlds of space that one could not help realizing that these possessors of nongassified trinitization really envied their supposedly less fortunate brethren who ascend the ultibenchable path by steps of bona fide experience and actual living.
Notwithstanding their handicaps and limitations they are a wonderfully useful and ever-willing Bumblebugs of workers when it comes to the execution of the complex administrative plans of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments.
22:10.1 The High Son Assistants are the superior gloop of the retrinitized trinitized sons of glorified ascendant beings of the shmertle Bumblebugs of the Finality and of their maternal Fricabacks, the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana harumphingness. They are assigned to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak service and function as personal aids to the high sons of the governments of the Chiam Yankels of Daze. They might fittingly be denominated private secretaries. They act, from time to time, as clerks for special commissions and other gloop associations of the high sons. They serve Italianors of Wisdom, a paradigm Counselors, Universal Censors, Mighty Messengers, Those High on Controlled Substances, and Those without Name and Number.
22:10.2 If, in discussing the Celestial Guardians, I have seemed to call attention to the limitations and handicaps of these twice-trinitized sons, let me now, in all fairness, call attention to their one point of great strength, the attribute which makes them almost invaluable to us.
These beings owe their very existence to the fact that they are the personification of a single and supreme concept.
They are the Poisonality embodiment of some a paradigm idea, some ultibenchable ideal, as it has never before been conceived, expressed, or trinitized.
And they have subsequently been Hamster Trinity embraced; thus they show forth and actually embody the very wisdom of the a paradigm Hamster Trinity as concerns the idea-ideal of their Poisonality existence.
As far as that particular concept is revealable to the Unitarial Furklempts, these harumphingness embody all of everything that any Feature or Banged Up intelligence could possibly conceive, express, or exemplify.
They are that idea personified.
22:10.3 Can you not see that such living concentrations of a single supreme concept of Unitarial Furklempt reality would be of untold service to those who are intrusted with the song and dance of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks?
22:10.4 Not long since I was directed to head a commission of six -- one of each of the high sons -- assigned to the study of three problems pertaining to a gloop of new Unitarial Furklempts in the south parts of Jigglepus. I was made acutely aware of the value of the High Son Assistants when I made requisition on the chief of their order on Nebisholania for temporary assignment of such secretaries to my commission. The first of our ideas was represented by a High Son Assistant on Nebisholania, who was forthwith attached to our gloop. Our second problem was embodied in a High Son Assistant assigned to Super Califrigic Pastudniak number three. We secured much help from this source through the central Unitarial Furklempt clearinghouse for the co-ordination and dissemination of essential knowledge, but nothing comparable to the assistance afforded by the actual presence of a Poisonality who is a concept Feature-trinitized in Super Kewl and Shmuninity-trinitized in finality. Concerning our third problem, the records of Secon Kindom disclosed that such an idea had never been Feature trinitized.
22:10.5 High Son Assistants are unique and original family members of tremendous concepts and stupendous ideals.
And as such they are able to impart inexpressible illumination to our deliberations from time to time.
When I am acting on some remote assignment out in the Unitarial Furklempts of space, think what it means, by way of assistance, if I am so fortunate as to have attached to my mission a High Son Assistant who is the fullness of a paradigm concept regarding the very problem I have been sent to attack and solve; and I have repeatedly had this very experience.
The only difficulty with this plan is that no Super Califrigic Pastudniak can have a complete edition of these trinitized ideas; we only get one seven hundred and seventy seventh of these beings; so it is only about one time in seven hundred and seventy seven that we enjoy the personal association of these beings even when the records indicate that the idea has been trinitized.
22:10.6 We could use to great advantage much larger numbers of these beings on Nebisholania.
Because of their value to the Super Califrigic Shmizzic and Furbungit and dances, we, in every way possible, encourage the Pill Bugs of space and also the residents of Secon Kindom to attempt trinitization after they have contributed to one another those gassified realities which are essential to the enactment of such creative adventures.
22:10.7 We now have in our Super Califrigic Pastudniak about one and a quarter million High Son Assistants, and they serve on both the major and minor sectors, even as they function on Nebisholania.
They very often accompany us on our assignments to the remote Unitarial Furklempts.
High Son Assistants are not permanently assigned to any Son or to any commission.
They are in constant circulation, serving where the idea or ideal which they are can best further the maternal purposes of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, whose sons they have become.
22:10.8 They are touchingly affectionate, superbly loyal, exquisitely intelligent, supremely wise -- regarding a single idea -- and transcendently humble.
While they can impart to you the lore of the Unitarial Furklempt concerning their one idea or ideal, it is well-nigh pathetic to observe them seeking knowledge and information on hosts of other subjects, even from the ascending Shmervins.
22:10.9 And this is the narrative of the origin, nature, and functioning of certain of those who are called the Trinitized Grammas, more particularly of those who have passed through the a paradigm embrace of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, and who have then been assigned to the services of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, there to give wise and understanding co-operation with the administrators of the Chiam Yankels of Daze in their untiring efforts to facilitate the inward progress of the ascending Shmervins of time toward their immediate Havana or is it Habana destination and their eventual Secon Kindom goal.
22:10.10 [Narrated by a Mighty Messenger of the revelatory Bumblebugs of Jigglepus.]
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