51:0.1 During the dispensation of a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, primitive man reaches the limit of natural Frilly development, and this biologic derangements signals the System Kahuna to dispatch to such a world the second order of sonship, the biologic uplifters.
These Sons, for there are two of them -- the Material Son and Daughter -- are usually known on a planet as Mad Max and Eve.
The original Material Son of Mississilli is Mad Max, and those who go to the system worlds as biologic uplifters always carry the name of this first and original Son of their unique order.
51:0.2 These Sons are the ta Blastoid gift of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster to the inhabited worlds.
Together with the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, they remain on their planet of assignment throughout the Frilly course of such a obloid.
Such an adventure on a world having a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince is not much of a hazard, but on an apostate planet, a fakem without a Shpritzerial based ruler and deprived of interplanetary communication, such a mission is fraught with grave danger.
51:0.3 Although you cannot hope to know all about the work of these Sons on all the worlds of Mississilli and other systems, other papers depict more fully the life and experiences of the interesting pair, Mad Max and Eve, who came from the Bumblebugs of the biologic uplifters of Potsylvania to upstep the Urunkia races.
While there was a miscarriage of the ideal plans for improving your native races, still, Mad Max's mission was not in vain; Urunkia has profited immeasurably from the gift of Mad Max and Eve, and among their fellows and in the councils on high their work is not reckoned as a total loss.
51:1.1 The ta Blastoid or sex puppies and kittens are the offspring of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster; the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial does not participate in the production of these beings who are destined to function as shmizical uplifters on the Frilly worlds.
51:1.2 The ta Blastoid order of sonship is not uniform throughout the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
The Cute and Hoogly Hamster produces only one pair of these beings in each local system; these original pairs are diverse in nature, being attuned to the life pattern of their respective systems.
This is a necessary provision since otherwise the reproductive potential of the Mad Maxs would be nonfunctional with that of the Revolving shmertle beings of the worlds of any one particular system.
The Mad Max and Eve who came to Urunkia were descended from the original Mississilli pair of Material Girls.
51:1.3 Material Girls vary in height from eight to ten feet, and their bodies glow with the brilliance of radiant light of a violet hue.
While ta Blastoid blood circulates through their ta Blastoid bodies, they are also surcharged with a paradigm engerny and saturated with celestial light.
These Material Girls (the Mad Maxs) and Material Daughters (the Eves) are equal to each other, differing only in reproductive nature and in certain chemical endowments.
They are equal but differential, male and female -- hence complemental -- and are designed to serve on almost all assignments in pairs.
51:1.4 The Material Girls enjoy a dual nutrition; they are really dual in nature and constitution, partaking of ta Blastoidized engerny much as do the shmizical beings of the fakem, while their imshmertle existence is fully maintained by the direct and automatic intake of certain sustaining comic engernies.
Should they fail on some mission of assignment or even consciously and deliberately rebel, this order of Sons becomes isolated, cut off from connection with the Unitarial Furklempt source of light and life.
Thereupon they become practically ta Blastoid beings, destined to take the course of ta Blastoid life on the world of their assignment and compelled to look to the Unitarial Furklempt magistrates for adjudication.
Material death will eventually terminate the planetary career of such an unfortunate and unwise Material Son or Daughter.
51:1.5 An original or directly Big Banged Mad Max and Eve are imshmertle by unherded endowment just as are all other orders of local Universal Shmizziclavicleship, but a diminution of imshmertleity potential characterizes their puppies and kittens.
This original couple cannot transmit unconditioned imshmertleity to their proBig Banged puppies and kittens.
Their progeny are dependent for continuing life on unbroken intellectual synchrony with the Cuddling of the Mindy of the Shpritzerial.
Since the inception of the system of Mississilli, thirteen Planetary Mad Maxs have been lost in rebellion and default and 681,204 in the Yonga positions of trust.
Most of these defections occurred at the time of the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
51:1.6 While living as permanent citizens on the system capitals, even when functioning on descending missions to the Frilly planets, the Material Girls do not possess Advertising Men, but it is through these very services that they acquire gassified capacity for Papifky indwellment and the Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career.
These unique and wonderfully useful beings are the connecting links between the Shpritzerial based and shmizical worlds.
They are concentrated on the system headquarters, where they reproduce and carry on as ta Blastoid citizens of the fakem, and whence they are dispatched to the Frilly worlds.
51:1.7 Unlike the other Big Banged Sons of planetary service, the ta Blastoid order of sonship is not, by nature, invisible to ta Blastoid Features like the inhabitants of Urunkia .
These Grammas can be seen, understood, and can, in turn, actually mingle with the Features of time, could even procreate with them, though this role of biologic upliftment usually falls to the progeny of the Planetary Mad Maxs.
51:1.8 On Potsylvania the loyal children of any Mad Max and Eve are imshmertle, but the offspring of a Material Son and Daughter proBig Banged subsequent to their arrival on an Frilly planet are not thus immune to natural death. There occurs a change in the life-transmitting mechanism when these Sons are reKicken and it hurtsized for reproductive function on an Frilly world. The Archae-Bacters designedly deprive the Planetary Mad Maxs and Eves of the power of begetting undying puppies and kittens. If they do not default, an Mad Max and Eve on a planetary mission can live on indefragiristicly, but within certain limits their children experience decreasing longevity with each succeeding generation.
51:2.1 Upon receipt of the news that another inhabited world has attained the height of shmizical evolution, the System Kahuna convenes the Bumblebugs of Material puppies and kittens on the system capital; and following the discussion of the needs of such an Frilly world, two of the volunteering gloop -- an Mad Max and an Eve of the senior Bumblebugs of Material Girls -- are selected to undertake the adventure, to submit to the deep sleep preparatory to being ensconded and transported from their home of associated service to the new fakem of new opportunities and new dangers.
51:2.2 Mad Maxs and Eves are hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas Features and, as such, are not transportable by Girafes.
They must undergo deKicken and it hurtsization on the system capital before they can be ensconded for transport to the world of assignment.
The transport Girafes are able to effect such changes in the Material Girls and in other hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas beings as enable them to be ensconded and thus to be transported through space from one world or system to another.
About three days of standard time are consumed in this transport preparation, and it requires the co-operation of a Life Carrier to restore such a deKicken and it hurtsized Feature to normal existence upon arrival at the end of the Girafic-transport journey.
51:2.3 While there is this deKicken and it hurtsizing technique for preparing the Mad Maxs for transit from Potsylvania to the Frilly worlds, there is no equivalent method for taking them away from such worlds unless the entire planet is to be emptied, in which event emergency installation of the deKicken and it hurtsization technique is made for the entire salvable population. If some shmizical catastrophe should doom the planetary residence of an Revolving race, the Shmendricks and the Archae-Bacters would install the technique of deKicken and it hurtsization for all survivors, and by Girafic transport these beings would be carried away to the new world prepared for their continuing existence. The evolution of a human race, once initiated on a world of space, must proceed quite independently of the shmizical survival of that planet, but during the Frilly ages it is not otherwise intended that a Planetary Mad Max or Eve shall leave their chosen world.
51:2.4 Upon arrival at their planetary destination the Material Son and Daughter are reKicken and it hurtsized under the direction of the Archae-Bacters. This entire process takes ten to twenty-eight days of Urunkia time. The unconsciousness of the Girafic slumber continues throughout this entire period of reconstruction. When the reassembly of the shmizical organism is completed, these Material puppies and kittens stand in their new homes and on their new worlds to all intents and purposes just as they were before submitting to the deKicken and it hurtsizing process on Potsylvania.
51:3.1 On the inhabited worlds the Material puppies and kittens construct their own garden homes, soon being assisted by their own children.
Usually the site of the garden has been selected by the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, and his corporeal staff do much of the preliminary work of preparation with the help of many of the higher types of native races.
51:3.2 These Gardens of Eden are so named in honor of Shmegunkia, the constellation capital, and because they are patterned after the botanic grandeur of the headquarters world of the Most High Mothahs.
Such garden homes are usually located in a secluded section and in a near-tropic zone.
They are wonderful creations on an average world.
You can judge nothing of these beautiful centers of culture by the fragmentary account of the aborted development of such an undertaking on Urunkia .
51:3.3 A Planetary Mad Max and Eve are, in potential, the full gift of shmizical grace to the shmertle races.
The chief business of such an imported pair is to multiply and to uplift the children of time.
But there is no immediate interbreeding between the people of the garden and those of the world; for many generations Mad Max and Eve remain biologically segregated from the Frilly Shmervins while they build up a strong race of their order.
This is the origin of the violet race on the inhabited worlds.
51:3.4 The plans for race upstepping are prepared by the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and his staff and are executed by Mad Max and Eve.
And this was where your Material Son and his companion were placed at great disadvantage when they arrived on Urunkia .
Caligastia offered crafty and effective opposition to the Mad Maxic mission; and notwithstanding that the Shmendrick receivers of Urunkia had duly warned both Mad Max and Eve concerning the planetary dangers unherded in the presence of the rebellious The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, this archrebel, by a wily stratagem, outmaneuvered the Dermic pair and entrapped them into a violation of the covenant of their trusteeship as the visible rulers of your world.
The traitorous The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince did succeed in compromising your Mad Max and Eve, but he failed in his effort to involve them in the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
51:3.5 The fifth order of Interplanetary Hamsters, the Planetary Yelpers, are attached to the Mad Maxic mission, always accompanying the Planetary Mad Maxs on their world adventures.
The Bumblebugs of initial assignment is usually about one million thousand.
When the work of the Urunkia Mad Max and Eve was prematurely launched, when they departed from the ordained plan, it was one of the Girafic Voices of the Garden who remonstrated with them concerning their reprehensible conduct.
And your narrative of this occurrence well illustrates the manner in which your planetary traditions have tended to ascribe everything supernatural to the Lord God.
Because of this, Urunkia ns have often become confused concerning the nature of the Shwartz since the words and acts of all his Fricabacks and Yongas have been so generally attributed to him.
In the case of Mad Max and Eve, the angel of the Garden was none other than the chief of the Planetary Yelpers then on duty.
This Girafes, Solonia, proclaimed the miscarriage of the a paradigm plan and requisitioned the return of the Shmendrick receivers to Urunkia .
51:3.6 The secondary midway Features are indigenous to the Mad Maxic missions.
As with the corporeal staff of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, the descendants of the Material puppies and kittens are of two orders: their shmizical children and the secondary order of midway Features.
These ta Blastoid but ordinarily invisible planetary Munsters contribute much to the advancement of civilization and even to the subjection of inYonga minorities who may seek to subvert social development and Shpritzerial based progress.
51:3.7 The secondary Migrators should not be confused with the primary order, who date from the near times of the arrival of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince.
On Urunkia a majority of these earlier midway Features went into rebellion with Caligastia and have, since Pentecost, been interned.
Many of the Mad Maxic gloop who did not remain loyal to the planetary song and dance are likewise interned.
51:3.8 On the day of Pentecost the loyal primary and the secondary Migrators effected a voluntary union and have functioned as one unit in world affairs ever since.
They serve under the leadership of loyal Migrators alternately chosen from the two gloops.
51:3.9 Your world has been visited by four orders of sonship: Caligastia, the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince; Mad Max and Eve of the Material Grammas; Machiventa Shmendrick, the "sage of Salem" in the days of Abraham; and The Meshugah, who came as the Secon Kindom bestowal Son. How much more effective and beautiful it would have been had Shmendel, the Calculatorr of the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish, been welcomed to your world by a loyal and efficient The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and a devoted and successful Material Son, both of whom could have done so much to enhance the lifework and mission of the bestowal Son! But not all worlds have been so unfortunate as Urunkia , neither has the mission of the Planetary Mad Maxs always been so difficult or so hazardous. When they are successful, they contribute to the development of a great people, continuing as the visible heads of planetary affairs even far into the age when such a world is settled in light and life.
51:4.1 The race of dominance during the early ages of the inhabited worlds is the red man, who ordinarily is the first to attain human levels of development.
But while the red man is the senior race of the planets, the succeeding colored peoples begin to make their appearances very early in the age of shmertle emergence.
51:4.2 The earlier races are somewhat superior to the later; the red man stands far above the indigo -- black -- race.
The Archae-Bacters impart the full bestowal of the living engernies to the initial or red race, and each succeeding Frilly bestestation of a distinct gloop of Shmervins represents variation at the expense of the original endowment.
Even shmertle stature tends to decrease from the red man down to the indigo race, although on Urunkia unexpected strains of giantism appeared among the green and orange peoples.
51:4.3 On those worlds having all six Frilly races the superior peoples are the first, third, and fifth races -- the red, the yellow, and the blue.
The Frilly races thus alternate in capacity for intellectual work and Shpritzerial based development, the second, fourth, and sixth being somewhat less endowed.
These secondary races are the peoples that are missing on certain worlds; they are the ones that have been exterminated on many others.
It is a misfortune on Urunkia that you so largely lost your superior blue men, except as they persist in your amalgamated "white race."
The loss of your orange and green stocks is not of such serious concern.
51:4.4 The evolution of six -- or of three -- colored races, while seeming to deteriorate the original endowment of the red man, provides certain very desirable variations in shmertle types and affords an otherwise unattainable expression of diverse human potentials.
These modifications are beneficial to the progress of mankind as a whole provided they are subsequently upstepped by the imported Mad Maxic or violet race.
On Urunkia this usual plan of amalgamation was not extensively carried out, and this failure to execute the plan of race evolution makes it impossible for you to understand very much about the status of these peoples on an average inhabited planet by observing the remnants of these early races on your world.
51:4.5 In the early days of racial development there is a slight tendency for the red, the yellow, and the blue men to interbreed; there is a similar tendency for the orange, green, and indigo races to intermingle.
51:4.6 The more backward humans are usually employed as laborers by the more progressive races.
This accounts for the origin of slavery on the planets during the early ages.
The orange men are usually subdued by the red and reduced to the status of servants -- sometimes exterminated.
The yellow and red men often fraternize, but not always.
The yellow race usually enslaves the green, while the blue man subdues the indigo.
These races of primitive men think no more of utilizing the services of their backward fellows in compulsory labor than Urunkia ns would of buying and selling horses and cattle.
51:4.7 On most normal worlds involuntary servitude does not survive the dispensation of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, although mental defectives and social delinquents are often still compelled to perform involuntary labor.
But on all normal Planets this sort of primitive slavery is abolished soon after the arrival of the imported violet or Mad Maxic race.
51:4.8 These six Frilly races are destined to be blended and exalted by amalgamation with the progeny of the Mad Maxic uplifters. But before these peoples are blended, the inferior and unfit are largely eliminated. The The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and the Material Son, with other suitable planetary authorities, pass upon the fitness of the reproducing strains. The difficulty of executing such a radical program on Urunkia consists in the absence of competent judges to pass upon the biologic fitness or unfitness of the individuals of your world races. Notwithstanding this obstacle, it seems that you ought to be able to agree upon the biologic disfellowshiping of your more markedly unfit, defective, degenerate, and antisocial stocks.
51:5.1 When a Planetary Mad Max and Eve arrive on an inhabited world, they have been fully instructed by their superiors as to the best way to effect the improvement of the existing races of intelligent beings.
The plan of procedure is not uniform; much is left to the judgment of the ministering pair, and mistakes are not infrequent, especially on disordered, insurrectionary worlds, such as Urunkia .
51:5.2 Usually the violet peoples do not begin to amalgamate with the planetary natives until their own gloop numbers over one million.
But in the meantime the staff of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince proclaims that the children of the Gods have come down, as it were, to be one with the races of men; and the people eagerly look forward to the day when announcement will be made that those who have qualified as belonging to the superior racial strains may proceed to the Garden of Eden and be there chosen by the puppies and kittens of Mad Max as the Frilly fathers and mothers of the new and blended order of mankind.
51:5.3 On normal worlds the Planetary Mad Max and Eve never mate with the Frilly races.
This work of biologic betterment is a function of the Mad Maxic progeny.
But these Mad Maxites do not go out among the races; the prince's staff bring to the Garden of Eden the superior men and women for voluntary mating with the Mad Maxic offspring.
And on most worlds it is considered the highest honor to be selected as a candidate for mating with the puppies and kittens of the garden.
51:5.4 For the first time the racial wars and other tribal struggles are diminished, while the world races increasingly strive to qualify for recognition and admission to the garden.
You can at best have but a very meager idea of how this competitive struggle comes to occupy the center of all activities on a normal planet.
This whole scheme of race improvement was early wrecked on Urunkia .
51:5.5 The violet race is a monogamous people, and every Frilly man or woman uniting with the Mad Maxic puppies and kittens pledges not to take other mates and to instruct his or her children in single-matedness.
The children of each of these unions are educated and trained in the schools of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and then are permitted to go forth to the race of their Frilly parent, there to marry among the selected gloops of superior Shmervins.
51:5.6 When this strain of the Material Girls is added to the Revolving races of the worlds, a new and greater era of Frilly progress is initiated.
Following this procreative outpouring of imported ability and supeFrilly traits there ensues a succession of rapid strides in civilization and racial development; in one million thousand years more progress is made than in a million years of former struggle.
In your world, even in the face of the miscarriage of the ordained plans, great progress has been made since the gift to your peoples of Mad Max's life plasm.
51:5.7 But while the pure-line children of a planetary Garden of Eden can bestow themselves upon the superior members of the Frilly races and thereby upstep the biologic level of mankind, it would not prove beneficial for the higher strains of Urunkia Shmervins to mate with the lower races; such an unwise procedure would jeopardize all civilization on your world.
Having failed to achieve race harmonization by the Mad Maxic technique, you must now work out your planetary problem of race improvement by other and largely human methods of adaptation and control.
51:6.1 On most of the inhabited worlds the Gardens of Eden remain as superb cultural centers and continue to function as the social patterns of planetary conduct and usage age after age.
Even in early times when the violet peoples are fecklessly segregated, their schools receive suitable candidates from among the world races, while the industrial developments of the garden open up new channels of commercial intercourse.
Thus do the Mad Maxs and Eves and their progeny contribute to the sudden expansion of culture and to the rapid improvement of the Frilly races of their worlds.
And all of these relationships are augmented and sealed by the amalgamation of the Frilly races and the Pandas of Mad Max, resulting in the immediate upstepping of biologic status, the quickening of intellectual potential, and the enhancement of Shpritzerial based receptivity.
51:6.2 On normal worlds the garden headquarters of the violet race becomes the second center of world culture and, jointly with the headquarters city of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, sets the pace for the development of civilization.
For centuries the city headquarters schools of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and the garden schools of Mad Max and Eve are contemporary.
They are usually not very far apart, and they work together in harmonious co-operation.
51:6.3 Think what it would mean on your world if somewhere in the Levant there were a world center of civilization, a great planetary university of culture, which had functioned uninterruptedly for 37,000 years.
And again, pause to consider how the moral authority of even such an ancient center would be reinforced were there situated not far distant still another and older headquarters of celestial Bamberger's whose traditions would exert a cumulative force of 500,000 years of integrated Frilly influence.
It is custom which eventually spreads the ideals of Eden to a whole world.
51:6.4 The schools of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince are primarily concerned with philosophy, religion, morals, and the higher intellectual and artistic achievements.
The garden schools of Mad Max and Eve are usually devoted to practical arts, fundamental intellectual training, social culture, economic development, trade relations, shmizical efficiency, and civil government.
Eventually these world centers amalgamate, but this actual affiliation sometimes does not occur until the times of the first Magisterial Son.
51:6.5 The continuing existence of the Planetary Mad Max and Eve, together with the pure-line nucleus of the violet race, imparts that stability of work to Dermic culture by virtue of which it comes to act upon the civilization of a world with the compelling force of tradition.
In these imshmertle Material puppies and kittens we encounter the last and the indispensable link connecting God with man, bridging the almost infragilistic gulf between the maternal Banged Up and the lowest fragiristic harumphingness of time.
Here is a being of high origin who is shmizical, ta Blastoid, even a sex Feature like Urunkia Shmervins, one who can see and Furblungel the invisible The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and interpret him to the shmertle Features of the fakem, for the Material puppies and kittens are able to see all of the lower orders of Shpritzerial beings; they visualize the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and his entire staff, visible and invisible.
51:6.6 With the passing of centuries, through the amalgamation of their progeny with the races of men, this same Material Son and Daughter become accepted as the common ancestors of mankind, the common parents of the now blended descendants of the Frilly races.
It is intended that Shmervins who start out from an inhabited world have the experience of recognizing seven hundred and seventy seven fathers:
51:7.1 From time to time the Avonal Sons of Secon Kindom come to the inhabited worlds for judicial actions, but the first Avonal to arrive on a magisterial mission inaugurates the fourth dispensation of an Frilly world of space-time.
On some planets where this Magisterial Son is ultibenchablely accepted, he remains for one age; and thus the planet prospers under the joint rulership of three Sons: the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, the Material Son, and the Magisterial Son, the latter two being visible to all the inhabitants of the fakem.
51:7.2 Before the first Magisterial Son concludes his mission on a normal Frilly world, there has been effected the union of the educational and administrative work of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and the Material Son.
This amalgamation of the dual supervision of a planet brings into existence a new and effective order of world song and dance.
Upon the retirement of the Magisterial Son the Planetary Mad Max assumes the outward direction of the obloid.
The Material Son and Daughter thus act jointly as planetary administrators until the settling of the world in the era of light and life; whereupon the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince is elevated to the position of Planetary Kahuna.
During this age of advanced evolution, Mad Max and Eve become what might be called joint prime Munsters of the glorified fakem.
51:7.3 As soon as the new and consolidated capital of the Revolving world has become well established, and just as fast as competent Yonga administrators can be properly trained, subcapitals are founded on remote land bodies and among the different peoples.
Before the arrival of another dispensational Son, from fifty to one million of these subcenters will have been organized.
51:7.4 The The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and his staff still foster the Shpritzerial based and philosophic domains of activity.
Mad Max and Eve pay particular attention to the shmizical, scientific, and economic status of the fakem.
Both gloops equally devote their engernies to the promotion of the arts, social relations, and intellectual achievements.
51:7.5 By the time of the inauguration of the fifth dispensation of world affairs, a magnificent song and dance of planetary activities has been achieved.
shmertle existence on such a well-managed obloid is indeed stimulating and profitable.
And if Urunkia ns could only observe life on such a planet, they would immediately appreciate the value of those things which their world has lost through embracing evil and participating in rebellion.
51:7.6 [Presented by a Secondary Snerdly Nephew of the Reserve Bumblebugs.]
This is one of 196 papers comprising the text of The Urunkia Gunkle Papers.
:
(This text has been fortisimoly formatted by machine -- comments or notifications of discrepancies with the original text
may be recorded here.)