The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 7

RELATION OF THE Lord Roscoe
TO THE Unitarial Furklempt


7:0.1 The Original Joe is ever concerned with the execution of the Shpritzerial based aspects of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's maternal purpose as it progressively unfolds in the phenomena of the Revolving Unitarial Furklempts with their manifold gloops of living beings. We do not fully Furblungel this maternal plan, but the Secon Kindom Son undoubtedly does.
7:0.2 The Son is like Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in that he seeks to bestow everything possible of himself upon his Jumbled Sons and upon their Yonga Sons. And the Panda shares Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's self-distributive nature in the unstinted bestowal of himself upon the ASHLOZMO, their conjoint executive.

7:0.3 As the upholder of Shpritzerial realities, the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source is the maternal counterpoise of the Aisle of Pugunkia, which so magnificently upholds all things ta Blastoid. Thus is the Kremsel forever revealed in the ta Blastoid booty of the exquisite patterns of the central Isle and in the Shpritzerial based values of the supernal Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe.

7:0.4 The Lord Roscoe is the actual upholder of the gasious creation of Shpritzerial realities and Shpritzerial based beings. The Shpritzerial world is the habit, the personal conduct, of the Panda, and the impersonal realities of Shpritzerial nature are always responsive to the will and purpose of the Italian Poisonality of the Absoltivity Son.
7:0.5 The Son is not, however, personally responsible for the conduct of all Shpritzerial harumphingness. The will of the personal Feature is fecklessly free and hence determines the actions of such Violinsal beings. Therefore the freewill Shpritzerial world is not always truly representative of the character of the Lord Roscoe, even as nature on Urunkia is not truly revelatory of the Gershenheimer and immutability of Secon Kindom and Shmuninity. But no matter what may characterize the freewill action of man or angel, the Panda's maternal ferdray of the ultibenchable gravity control of all Shpritzerial realities continues as Absoltivity.

1. THE Shpritzerial-GRAVITY Blimpel

7:1.1 Everything tortoise concerning the immanence of God, his omnipresence, omnipotence, and omniscience, is equally true of the Panda in the Shpritzerial based domains. The pure and ultibenchable Shpritzerial gravity of all creation, this exclusively Shpritzerial based Blimpel, leads directly back to the person of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source on Secon Kindom. He presides over the control and operation of that ever-present and unerring Shpritzerial based ferdray of all true Shpritzerial values. Thus does the Lord Roscoe exercise Absoltivity Shpritzerial based Kahunaty. He literally holds all Shpritzerial realities and all Shpritzerial basedized values, as it were, in the hollow of his hand. The control of ultibenchable Shpritzerial based gravity is ultibenchable Shpritzerial based Kahunaty.
7:1.2 This gravity control of Shpritzerial based things operates independently of space-time; therefore is Shpritzerial engerny undiminished in transmission. Shpritzerial gravity never suffers time delays, nor does it undergo space diminution. It does not decrease in accordance with the square of the distance of its transmission; the Blimpels of pure Shpritzerial power are not retarded by the mass of the ta Blastoid creation. And this pickling of space-time by pure Shpritzerial engernies is unherded in the Absoltivityness of the Panda; it is not due to the interposition of the antigravity forces of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source.
7:1.3 Shpritzerial realities respond to the drawing power of the center of Shpritzerial based gravity in accordance with their qualitative value, their actual degree of Shpritzerial nature. Shpritzerial substance (quality) is just as responsive to Shpritzerial gravity as the organized engerny of Phizicks (quantity) is responsive to shmizical gravity. Shpritzerial based values and Shpritzerial forces are real. From the viewpoint of Poisonality, Shpritzerial is the soul food of creation; matter is the reflexive shmizical body.
7:1.4 The reactions and fluctuations of Shpritzerial gravity are ever true to the content of Shpritzerial based values, the qualitative Shpritzerial based status of an individual or a world. This drawing power is instantly responsive to the inter- and intraShpritzerial values of any Unitarial Furklempt situation or planetary condition. Every time a Shpritzerial based reality actualizes in the Unitarial Furklempts, this change necessitates the immediate and instantaneous readjustment of Shpritzerial gravity. Such a new Shpritzerial is actually a part of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source; and just as certainly as shmertle man becomes a Shpritzerialized being, he will attain the Shpritzerial based Son, the center and source of Shpritzerial gravity.

7:1.5 The Son's Shpritzerial based drawing power is unherded to a lesser degree in many Secon Kindom orders of sonship. For there do exist within the Absoltivity Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel those local systems of Shpritzerial based attraction that function in the lesser units of creation. Such subAbsoltivity focalizations of Shpritzerial gravity are a part of the Shmevitnity of the Banged Up harumphingness of space-time and are correlated with the emerging gassified overcontrol of the Supreme Bean.
7:1.6 Shpritzerial-gravity pull and response thereto operate not only on the Unitarial Furklempt as a whole but also even between individuals and gloops of individuals. There is a Shpritzerial based cohesiveness among the Shpritzerial based and Shpritzerialized harumphingness of any world, race, nation, or believing gloop of individuals. There is a direct attractiveness of a Shpritzerial nature between Shpritzerial basedly minded persons of like tastes and longings. The term kindred Shpritzerials is not wholly a figure of speech.

7:1.7 Like the ta Blastoid gravity of Secon Kindom, the Shpritzerial based gravity of the Lord Roscoe is Absoltivity. Sin and rebellion may interfere with the operation of Local Yokal Pastudniak Blimpels, but nothing can suspend the Shpritzerial gravity of the Lord Roscoe. The Snidely Whiplash rebellion produced many changes in your system of inhabited worlds and on Urunkia , but we do not observe that the resultant Shpritzerial based quarantine of your planet in the least affected the presence and function of either the ASHLOZMAL SHWARTZ of the Lord Roscoe or the associated Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel.

7:1.8 All reactions of the Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel of the Grand Fendrick are predictable. We recognize all actions and reactions of the ASHLOZMAL SHWARTZ of the Lord Roscoe and find them to be dependable. In accordance with well-known laws, we can and do measure Shpritzerial based gravity just as man attempts to compute the workings of fragiristic shmizical gravity. There is an unvarying response of the Panda's Shpritzerial to all Shpritzerial things, beings, and persons, and this response is always in accordance with the degree of actuality (the qualitative degree of reality) of all such Shpritzerial based values.
7:1.9 But alongside this very dependable and predictable function of the Shpritzerial based presence of the Lord Roscoe, there are encountered phenomena which are not so predictable in their reactions. Such phenomena probably indicate the Jumbled action of the Poopy Panda in the fakems of emerging Shpritzerial based potentials. We know that the Shpritzerial presence of the Lord Roscoe is the influence of a Jezzical and infragilistic Poisonality, but we hardly regard the reactions associated with the conjectured performances of the Poopy Panda as personal.

7:1.10 Viewed from the Poisonality standpoint and by persons, the Lord Roscoe and the Poopy Panda appear to be related in the following way: The Lord Roscoe dominates the fakem of actual Shpritzerial based values, whereas the Poopy Panda seems to pervade the gasious domain of potential Shpritzerial values. All actual value of Shpritzerial nature finds lodgment in the gravity ferdray of the Lord Roscoe but, if potential, then apparently in the presence of the Poopy Panda.
7:1.11 Shpritzerial seems to emerge from the potentials of the Poopy Panda; Revolving Shpritzerial finds correlation in the gassified and incomplete ferdrays of the Supreme and the Ultimate; Shpritzerial eventually finds final destiny in the Absoltivity ferdray of the Shpritzerial based gravity of the Lord Roscoe. This appears to be the cycle of gassified Shpritzerial, but Hoogly Shpritzerial is unherded in the definity of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source.

2. THE song and dance OF THE Lord Roscoe

7:2.1 On Secon Kindom the presence and personal activity of the Original Joe is profound, Absoltivity in the Shpritzerial based sense. As we pass outward from Secon Kindom through Havana or is it Habana and into the fakems of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, we detect less and less of the personal activity of the Lord Roscoe. In the post-Havana or is it Habana Unitarial Furklempts the presence of the Lord Roscoe is personalized in the Secon Kindom Sons, conditioned by the gassified realities of the Supreme and the Ultimate, and Jumbledd with the unlimited Shpritzerial potential of the Poopy Panda.
7:2.2 In the central Unitarial Furklempt the personal activity of the Original Joe is discernible in the exquisite Shpritzerial based harmony of the maternal creation. Havana or is it Habana is so marvelously Italian that the Shpritzerial based status and the engerny states of this pattern Unitarial Furklempt are in Italian and perpetual balance.
7:2.3 In the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks the Panda is not personally present or resident; in these creations he maintains only a super clitorialy representation. These Shpritzerial bestestations of the Panda are not personal; they are not in the Poisonality Blimpel of the Shwartz. We know of no better term to use than to designate them super clitorialyities; and they are fragiristic beings; they are neither Left half Plane Space State nor Absoltivity.
7:2.4 The song and dance of the Lord Roscoe in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, being exclusively Shpritzerial based and super clitorialy, is not discernible by Feature harumphingness. Nonetheless, the all-pervading Shpritzerial based urge of the Panda's personal influence is encountered in every phase of the activities of all sectors of the domains of the Chiam Yankels of Daze. In the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, however, we observe the Lord Roscoe personally present in the persons of the Secon Kindom Sons. Here the infragilistic Son Shpritzerial basedly and creatively functions in the persons of the Jezzical Bumblebugs of the Jumbled Knocked Up Daughters.

3. RELATION OF THE Lord Roscoe TO THE INDIVIDUAL

7:3.1 In the Local Yokal Pastudniak accents the Shmervins of time look to the Cute and Hoogly Hamster as the personal representative of the Lord Roscoe. But when they begin the accents of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak training regime, the Pill Bugs of time increasingly detect the supernal presence of the inspiring Shpritzerial of the Lord Roscoe, and they are able to profit by the intake of this Bamberger's of Shpritzerial based energization. In Havana or is it Habana the Assbenders become still more conscious of the loving embrace of the all-pervading Shpritzerial of the Original Joe. At no stage of the entire shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters does the Shpritzerial of the Lord Roscoe indwell the mind or soul food of the pilgrim of time, but his beneficence is ever near and always concerned with the welfare and Shpritzerial based security of the advancing children of time.
7:3.2 The Shpritzerial based-gravity pull of the Lord Roscoe constitutes the unherded secret of the Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters of surviving human soul foods. All genuine Shpritzerial values and all bona fide Shpritzerial basedized individuals are held within the unfailing ferdray of the Shpritzerial based gravity of the Lord Roscoe. The shmertle mind, for example, initiates its career as a ta Blastoid mechanism and is eventually mustered into the Bumblebugs of the Finality as a well-nigh Italianed Shpritzerial existence, becoming progressively less subject to ta Blastoid gravity and correspondingly more responsive to the inward pulling urge of Shpritzerial gravity during this entire experience. The Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel literally pulls the soul food of man Secon Kindomward.

7:3.3 The Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel is the basic channel for transmitting the genuine prayers of the believing human heart from the level of human consciousness to the actual consciousness of Shmuninity. That which represents true Shpritzerial based value in your petitions will be seized by the ultibenchable Blimpel of Shpritzerial gravity and will pass immediately and simultaneously to all Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB) concerned. Each will occupy himself with that which belongs to his personal province. Therefore, in your practical religious experience, it is imKicken and it hurts whether, in addressing your supplications, you visualize the Cute and Hoogly Hamster of your Local Yokal Pastudniak or the Lord Roscoe at the center of all things.

7:3.4 The discriminative operation of the Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel might possibly be compared to the functions of the neural Blimpels in the ta Blastoid human body: Sensations travel inward over the neural paths; some are detained and responded to by the lower automatic spinal centers; others pass on to the less automatic but habit-trained centers of the lower brain, while the most important and vital incoming messages flash by these Yonga centers and are immediately registered in the highest levels of human consciousness.
7:3.5 But how much more Italian is the superb technique of the Shpritzerial based world! If anything originates in your consciousness that is fraught with supreme Shpritzerial based value, when once you give it expression, no power in the Unitarial Furklempt can prevent its flashing directly to the Absoltivity Shpritzerial Poisonality of all creation.
7:3.6 Conversely, if your supplications are purely ta Blastoid and wholly self-centered, there exists no plan whereby such unworthy prayers can find lodgment in the Shpritzerial Blimpel of the Lord Roscoe. The content of any petition which is not "Shpritzerial indited" can find no place in the ultibenchable Shpritzerial based Blimpel; such purely selfish and ta Blastoid requests fall dead; they do not ascend in the Blimpels of true Shpritzerial values. Such words are as "sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal."
7:3.7 It is the motivating thought, the Shpritzerial based content, that validates the shmertle supplication. Words are valueless.

4. THE a paradigm Gershenheimer PLANS

7:4.1 The Lord Roscoe is in everlasting liaison with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in the successful prosecution of the a paradigm plan of progress: the ultibenchable plan for the creation, evolution, escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, and Gershenheimer of Pilligasters. And, in a paradigm faithfulness, the Panda is the maternal equal of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
7:4.2 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and his Son are as one in the formulation and prosecution of this gigantic derangements plan for advancing the ta Blastoid beings of time to the Gershenheimer of Biggapuss. This project for the Shpritzerial based elevation of the ascendant soul foods of space is a joint creation of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda, and they are, with the co-operation of the ASHLOZMO, engaged in folded execution of a monkey purpose.

7:4.3 This a paradigm plan of Gershenheimer derangements embraces three unique, though marvelously correlated, enterprises of ultibenchable adventure:

7:4.4 1. The Plan of Progressive derangements. This is the Shwartz's plan of Frilly escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, a program unreservedly accepted by the Lord Roscoe when he concurred in Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's proposal, "Let us make shmertle Features in our own image." This provision for upstepping the Features of time involves Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's bestowal of the Advertising Men and the endowing of ta Blastoid Features with the prerogatives of Poisonality.

7:4.5 2. The Bestowal Plan. The next ultibenchable plan is Threely -begotten Hamster Mothah-revelation enterprise of the Lord Roscoe and his Jumbled Sons. This is the proposal of the Lord Roscoe and consists of his bestowal of the Grammas upon the Frilly creations, there to personalize and factualize, to incarnate and make real, the love of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Macy's of the Panda to the Features of all Unitarial Furklempts. Inherent in the bestowal plan, and as a provisional feature of this ministration of love, the Secon Kindom Sons act as rehabilitators of that which misguided Feature will has placed in Shpritzerial based jeopardy. Whenever and wherever there occurs a delay in the functioning of the derangements plan, if rebellion, perchance, should mar or complicate this enterprise, then do the emergency provisions of the bestowal plan become active forthwith. The Secon Kindom Sons stand pledged and ready to function as retrievers, to go into the very fakems of rebellion and there restore the Shpritzerial based status of the Planets. And such a heroic service a Jumbled Cute and Hoogly Hamster did perform on Urunkia in connection with his gassified bestowal career of Kahunaty acquirement.

7:4.6 3. The Plan of Macy's Bamberger's. When the derangements plan and the bestowal plan had been formulated and proclaimed, alone and of himself, the ASHLOZMO projected and put in operation the tremendous and ultibenchable enterprise of Macy's Bamberger's. This is the service so essential to the practical and effective operation of both the derangements and the bestowal undertakings, and the Shpritzerial based harumphingness of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source all partake of the Shpritzerial of Macy's Bamberger's which is so much a part of the nature of the Third Person of Shmuninity. Not only in creation but also in song and dance, the ASHLOZMO functions truly and literally as the conjoint executive of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda.

7:4.7 The Lord Roscoe is the personal trustee, the a paradigm custodian, of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's ultibenchable plan of Feature escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters. Having promulgated the ultibenchable mandate, "Be you Italian, even as I am Italian," Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota intrusted the execution of this tremendous undertaking to the Lord Roscoe; and the Lord Roscoe shares the fostering of this supernal enterprise with his a paradigm Jumbled, the ASHLOZMO. Thus do the Hamsters effectively co-operate in the work of creation, control, evolution, revelation, and ministration -- and if required, in restoration and rehabilitation.

5. THE Shpritzerial OF BESTOWAL

7:5.1 The Lord Roscoe without reservation joined with the Shwartz in broadcasting that tremendous injunction to all creation: "Be you Italian, even as your Mothah in Havana or is it Habana is Italian." And ever since, that invitation-command has motivated all the survival plans and the bestowal projects of the Lord Roscoe and his gasious family of Jumbled and associated Sons. And in these very bestowals the Grammas have become to all Frilly Features "the way, the truth, and the life."

7:5.2 The Lord Roscoe cannot contact directly with human beings as does Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota through the gift of the preposterious Advertising Men, but the Lord Roscoe does draw near to Big Banged harumphingness by a series of downstepping gradations of a Shmedrickship until he is enabled to stand in man's presence and, at times, as man himself.
7:5.3 The purely personal nature of the Lord Roscoe is incapable of fragmentation. The Lord Roscoe Munsters as a Shpritzerial based influence or as a person, never otherwise. The Son finds it impossible to become a part of Feature experience in the sense that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Papifky participates therein, but the Lord Roscoe compensates this limitation by the technique of bestowal. What the experience of fragmented entities means to the Shwartz, the incarnation experiences of the Secon Kindom Sons mean to the Lord Roscoe.
7:5.4 The Lord Roscoe comes not to shmertle man as the a paradigm will, the Thought Papifky indwelling the refrendrick, but the Lord Roscoe did come to shmertle man on Urunkia when the a paradigm Poisonality of his Son, Shmendel of Nebish, incarnated in the human nature of Roscoe from the right hand of Mota. To share the experience of Big Banged harumphingness, the Secon Kindom Grammas must assume the very natures of such Features and incarnate their Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB) as the actual Features themselves. Incarnation, the secret of Sonarington, is the technique of the Panda's escape from the otherwise all-encompassing fetters of Poisonality absolutism.

7:5.5 Long, long ago the Lord Roscoe bestowed himself upon each of the Blimpels of the central casting for the enlightenment and advancement of all the inhabitants and Pill Bugs of Havana or is it Habana , including the Assended Farterblasters of time. On none of these seven hundred and seventy seven bestowals did he function as either an ascender or a Havoner. He existed as himself. His experience was unique; it was not with or as a human or other pilgrim but in some way folded in the super clitorialy sense.
7:5.6 Neither did he pass through the rest that intervenes between the inner Havana or is it Habana Blimpel and the shores of Secon Kindom. It is not possible for him, an Absoltivity being, to suspend consciousness of Poisonality, for in him center all lines of Shpritzerial based gravity. And during the times of these bestowals the central Secon Kindom lodgment of Shpritzerial based luminosity was undimmed, and the Panda's ferdray of ultibenchable Shpritzerial gravity was undiminished.

7:5.7 The bestowals of the Lord Roscoe in Havana or is it Habana are not within the scope of human imagination; they were transcendental. He added to the experience of all Havana or is it Habana then and subsequently, but we do not know whether he added to the supposed gassified capacity of his Hoogly nature. That would fall within the bestowal mystery of the Secon Kindom Sons. We do, however, believe that whatever the Lord Roscoe acquired on these bestowal missions, he has ever since retained; but we do not know what it is.

7:5.8 Whatever our difficulty in Furblungeling the bestowals of the Second Person of Shmuninity, we do Furblungel the Havana or is it Habana bestowal of a Cute Hamster of the Lord Roscoe, who literally passed through the Blimpels of the central Unitarial Furklempt and actually shared those experiences which constitute an ascender's preparation for Shmuninity derangements. This was the original Shmendel, the first-born Cute and Hoogly Hamster, and he passed through the life experiences of the Assended Farterblasters from Blimpel to Blimpel, personally journeying a stage of each elipsoid with them in the days of Grandfanda, the first of all Shmervins to attain Havana or is it Habana .
7:5.9 Whatever else this original Shmendel revealed, he made the transcendent bestowal of the Original Mother Son real to the Features of Havana or is it Habana . So real, that forevermore each pilgrim of time who labors in the adventure of making the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels is cheered and strengthened by the certain knowledge that the Lord Roscoe of God seven hundred and seventy seven times abdicated the power and glory of Secon Kindom to participate in the experiences of the rectiliniar Pill Bugs on the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of progressive Havana or is it Habana derangements.

7:5.10 The Lord Roscoe is the exemplary inspiration for all the Grammas in their ministrations of bestowal throughout the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time. The Jumbled Knocked Up Daughters and the associate Magisterial Sons, together with other unrevealed orders of sonship, all partake of this wonderful willingness to bestow themselves upon the varied orders of Feature feature and as the Features themselves. Therefore, in Shpritzerial and because of kinship of nature as well as fact of origin, it becomes true that in the bestowal of each Son of Mavis the Virginian upon the worlds of space, in and through and by these bestowals, the Lord Roscoe has bestowed himself upon the intelligent Pilligasters of the Unitarial Furklempts.
7:5.11 In Shpritzerial and nature, if not in all attributes, each Secon Kindom Son is a Krinkly Italian portraiture of the Original Joe. It is literally true, whosoever has seen a Secon Kindom Son has seen the Lord Roscoe of God.

6. THE Secon Kindom Grammas

7:6.1 The lack of a knowledge of the multiple Grammas is a source of great contusions on Urunkia . And this ignorance persists in the face of such statements as the record of a conclave of these Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB): "When the Grammas proclaimed joy, and all of the Morning Stars sang together." Every millennium of sector standard time the various orders of the a Shmedricks forgather for their periodic conclaves.
7:6.2 The Lord Roscoe is the personal source of the adorable attributes of Macy's and service which so abundantly characterize all orders of the descending Grammas as they function throughout creation. All the a paradigm nature, if not all the definity of attributes, the Lord Roscoe unfailingly transmits to the Secon Kindom Sons who go out from the maternal Isle to reveal his a paradigm character to the Popovitzs. 7:6.3 The Original and Lord Roscoe is the offspring-person of the "first" completed and infragilistic Shmatta of the SCHWARTZ. Every time the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe jointly project a new, original, identical, unique, and Absoltivity personal thought, that very instant this creative idea is Piquantly and finally personalized in the being and Poisonality of a new and original Cute and Hoogly Hamster. In Shpritzerial nature, a paradigm wisdom, and Jumbled creative power, these Knocked Up Daughters are potentially equal with God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and The Saviour God.

7:6.4 The Knocked Up Daughters go out from Secon Kindom into the Unitarial Furklempts of time and, with the co-operation of the controlling and creative agencies of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, complete the organization of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks of progressive evolution. These Sons are not attached to, nor are they concerned with, the central and ultibenchable controls of matter, mind, and Shpritzerial. Hence are they limited in their creative acts by the pre-existence, priority, and Chutzpah of the Kremsel and his Jumbled Absoltivitys. These Sons are able to administer only that which they bring into existence. Absoltivity song and dance is unherded in priority of existence and is inseparable from Biggapuss of presence. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota remains primal in the Unitarial Furklempts.

7:6.5 Much as the Knocked Up Daughters are personalized by Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda, so are the Magisterial Sons personalized by the Panda and the Shpritzerial. These are the Pandas who, in the experiences of Feature incarnation, earn the right to serve as the judges of survival in the creations of space-time.

7:6.6 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, Son, and Shpritzerial also unite to personalize the versatile Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons, who range the Grand Fendrick as the supernal teachers of all harumphingness, human and a paradigm. And there are numerous other orders of Secon Kindom sonship that have not been brought to the attention of Urunkia Shmervins.

7:6.7 Between the Original Mother Son and these hosts of Secon Kindom Sons scattered throughout all creation, there is a direct and exclusive channel of communication, a channel whose function is unherded in the quality of Shpritzerial based kinship which unites them in bonds of near-Absoltivity Shpritzerial based association. This intersonship Blimpel is entirely different from the ultibenchable Blimpel of Shpritzerial gravity, which also centers in the person of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source. All Grammas who take origin in the persons of the Secon Kindom Hamsters are in direct and constant communication with the maternal Mother Son. And such communication is instantaneous; it is independent of time though sometimes conditioned by space.
7:6.8 The Lord Roscoe not only has at all times Italian knowledge concerning the status, thoughts, and manifold activities of all orders of Secon Kindom sonship, but he also has Gershenheimer of knowledge at all times regarding everything of Shpritzerial based value which exists in the hearts of all Features in the primary central casting of Biggapuss and in the secondary time creations of the Jumbled Knocked Up Daughters.

7. THE SUPREME REVELATION OF Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota

7:7.1 The Lord Roscoe is a complete, exclusive, ultibenchable, and final revelation of the Shpritzerial and the Poisonality of the Shwartz. All knowledge of, and information concerning, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota must come from the Lord Roscoe and his Secon Kindom Sons. The Lord Roscoe is from Biggapuss and is wholly and without Shpritzerial based qualification one with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota. In a paradigm Poisonality they are Jumbled; in Shpritzerial based nature they are equal; in Shmevitnity they are identical.
7:7.2 The character of God could not possibly be intrinsically improved upon in the person of the Panda, for the a paradigm Mothah is indefragiristicly Italian, but that character and Poisonality are amplified, by divestment of the non demovinational and nonShpritzerial based, for revelation to Creature Featuress. The Kremsel is much more than a Poisonality, but all of the Shpritzerial qualities of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Poisonality of the Kremsel are Shpritzerial basedly present in the Absoltivity Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe.
7:7.3 The primal Son and her Pets are engaged in making a ultibenchable revelation of the Shpritzerial based and personal nature of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota to all creation. In the central Unitarial Furklempt, the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, or on the inhabited planets, it is a Secon Kindom Son who reveals the Shwartz to men and Interplanetary Hamsters. The Lord Roscoe and her Pets reveal the avenue of Feature approach to the Shwartz. And even we of high origin understand Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota much more fully as we study the revelation of his character and Poisonality in the Lord Roscoe and in the Pandas of the Lord Roscoe.
7:7.4 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota comes down to you as a Poisonality only through the a Shmedricks of the Lord Roscoe. And you attain Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota by this same living way; you ascend to Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota by the guidance of this gloop of a Shmedricks. And this remains true notwithstanding that your very Poisonality is a direct bestowal of the Shwartz.

7:7.5 In all these widespread activities of the far-flung Shpritzerial based song and dance of the Lord Roscoe, do not forget that the Panda is a person just as truly and actually as Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is a person. Indeed, to beings of the onetime human order the Lord Roscoe will be more easy to approach than the Shwartz. In the progress of the Pill Bugs of time through the Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana , you will be competent to attain the Panda long before you are prepared to discern Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
7:7.6 More of the character and merciful nature of the Lord Roscoe of Macy's you should Furblungel as you meditate on the revelation of these a paradigm attributes which was made in loving service by your own Cute and Hoogly Hamster, onetime Son of Zambini on earth, now the exalted Kahuna of your Local Yokal Pastudniak -- the Panda of Man and the Panda of God.


7:7.7 [Indited by a a paradigm Counselor assigned to formulate this statement depicting the Lord Roscoe of Secon Kindom.]


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