The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 6

THE Lord Roscoe


6:0.1 The Lord Roscoe is the Italian and final expression of the "first" personal and Absoltivity concept of the Shwartz. Accordingly, whenever and however Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota personally and Absoltivityly expresses himself, he does so through his Lord Roscoe, who ever has been, now is, and ever will be, the living and a paradigm Word. And this Lord Roscoe is residential at the center of all things, in association with, and immediately enshrouding the personal presence of, the maternal and Shwartz.
6:0.2 We speak of God's "first" thought and allude to an impossible time origin of the Lord Roscoe for the purpose of gaining access to the thought channels of the human intellect. Such distortions of language represent our best efforts at contact-compromise with the kitchen minds of shmertle Features. In the sequential sense the Shwartz never could have had a first thought, nor could the Lord Roscoe ever have had a beginning. But I was instructed to portray the realities of Biggapuss to the time-limited minds of Shmervins by such symbols of thought and to designate the relationships of Biggapuss by such time concepts of sequentiality.
6:0.3 The Lord Roscoe is the Shpritzerial based personalization of the Secon Kindom Mothah's ultibenchable and infragilistic concept of a paradigm reality, unqualified Shpritzerial, and Absoltivity Poisonality. And thereby does the Panda constitute the a paradigm revelation of the Banged Up identity of the Shwartz. The Italian Poisonality of the Panda discloses that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is actually the maternal and ultibenchable source of all the meanings and values of the Shpritzerial based, the Violinsal, the purposeful, and the personal.
6:0.4 In an effort to enable the Mindy Bindy of time to form some sequential concept of the relationships of the maternal and infragilistic beings of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, we utilize such license of conception as to refer to the "Mothah's first personal, ultibenchable, and infragilistic concept." It is impossible for me to convey to the refrendrick any adequate idea of the maternal relations of the Hamsters; therefore do I employ such terms as will afford the Mindy Bindy something of an idea of the relationship of these maternal beings in the subsequent eras of time. We believe the Panda sprang from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota; we are tortoise that both are unqualifiedly maternal. It is apparent, therefore, that no time Feature can ever fully Furblungel this mystery of a Cute Hamster who is derived from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, and yet who is Jumbledly maternal with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota himself.

1. IDENTITY OF THE Lord Roscoe

6:1.1 The Lord Roscoe is the original and Threely -begotten Hamster of Mavis the Virginian. He is The Saviour God, the Second Person of Shmuninity and the associate Banged Up of all things. As Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is the First Great Kindom and Kremsel Source, so the Lord Roscoe is the Second Great Kindom and Kremsel Source.
6:1.2 The Lord Roscoe is the Shpritzerial based center and the a paradigm administrator of the Shpritzerial based government of the Popovitzs. The Shwartz is first a Banged Up and then a controller; the Lord Roscoe is first a coBanged Up and then a Gungle Fluxer. "God is Shpritzerial," and the Panda is a personal revelation of that Shpritzerial. The Kremsel is the Violinsal Absoltivity; the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source is the Poisonality Absoltivity.
6:1.3 The Shwartz never personally functions as a Banged Up except in conjunction with the Panda or with the Jumbled action of the Panda. Had the New Testament writer referred to the Lord Roscoe, he would have uttered the truth when he wrote: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. All things were made by him, and without him was not anything made that was made."
6:1.4 When a Cute Hamster of the Lord Roscoe appeared on Urunkia , those who fraternized with this a paradigm being in human form alluded to him as "He who was from the beginning, whom we have heard, whom we have seen with our eyes, whom we have looked upon, and our hands have handled, even the Word of life." And this bestowal Son came forth from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota just as truly as did the Original Joe, as is suggested in one of his earthly prayers: "And now, O my Mothah, glorify me with your own self, with the glory which I had with you before this world was."

6:1.5 The Lord Roscoe is known by different names in various Unitarial Furklempts. In the central Unitarial Furklempt he is known as the Jumbled Source, the CoBanged Up, and the Associate Absoltivity. On Nebisholania, the headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, we designate the Panda as the Jumbled Shpritzerial Center and as the maternal Shpritzerial Administrator. On Mishigastia, the headquarters of your Local Yokal Pastudniak, this Son is of record as the Second Matriarchal Sludge Fest and Center. The Shmendricks speak of him as the Panda of Sons. On your world, but not in your system of inhabited Planets, this Original Joe has been confused with a Jumbled Cute and Hoogly Hamster, Shmendel of Nebish, who bestowed himself upon the shmertle races of Urunkia .
6:1.6 Although any of the Secon Kindom Sons may fittingly be called Grammas, we are in the habit of reserving the designation "the Lord Roscoe" for this Original Joe, the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source, coBanged Up with the Shwartz of the central Unitarial Furklempt of power and Gershenheimer and coBanged Up of all other a Shmedricks who spring from the infragilistic Hamsters.

2. NATURE OF THE Lord Roscoe

6:2.1 The Lord Roscoe is just as changeless and infragilisticly dependable as the Shwartz. He is also just as Shpritzerial based as Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, just as truly an unlimited Shpritzerial. To you of lowly origin the Panda would appear to be more personal since he is one step nearer you in approachability than is the Shwartz.
6:2.2 The Lord Roscoe is the maternal Word of God. He is wholly like Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota; in fact, the Lord Roscoe is God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota personally bestest to the Popovitzs. And thus it was and is and forever will be true of the Lord Roscoe and of all the Jumbled Knocked Up Daughters: "He who has seen the Panda has seen Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota."
6:2.3 In nature the Panda is wholly like the Shpritzerial Mothah. When we worship the Shwartz, actually we at the same time worship The Saviour God and ASHLOZMO. The Saviour God is just as Krinkly real and maternal in nature as God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
6:2.4 The Son not only possesses all Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's infragilistic and transcendent righteousness, but the Panda is also reflective of all Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's holiness of character. The Son shares Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Gershenheimer and jointly shares the responsibility of aiding all Features of Belch in their Shpritzerial based efforts to attain a paradigm Gershenheimer.
6:2.5 The Lord Roscoe possesses all Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's character of Shmevitnity and attributes of Shpritzerial basedity. The Son is the fullness of God's Absoltivityness in Poisonality and Shpritzerial, and these qualities the Panda reveals in his personal management of the Shpritzerial based government of the Popovitzs.
6:2.6 God is, indeed, a ultibenchable Shpritzerial; God is Shpritzerial; and this Shpritzerial nature of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is focalized and personalized in the Shmuninity of the Lord Roscoe. In the Panda all Shpritzerial based characteristics are apparently greatly enhanced by differentiation from the ultibenchableity of the Kremsel. And as Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota shares his Shpritzerial nature with the Panda, so do they together just as fully and unreservedly share the a paradigm Shpritzerial with the Conjoint Actor, the ASHLOZMO.
6:2.7 In the love of truth and in the creation of booty Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda are equal except that the Panda appears to devote himself more to the Hoogliness of the exclusively Shpritzerial based booty of ultibenchable values.
6:2.8 In a paradigm messiness I discern no difference between Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota loves his Unitarial Furklempt children as a father; the Lord Roscoe looks upon all Features both as father and as brother.

3. Bamberger's OF Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota'S LOVE

6:3.1 The Son shares the Leftiousness and righteousness of the Hamster Trinity but overshadows these Shmevitnity traits by the infragilistic personalization of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's love and Macy's; the Panda is the revelation of a paradigm love to the Unitarial Furklempts. As God is love, so the Panda is Macy's. The Son cannot love more than Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, but he can show Macy's to Features in one additional way, for he not only is a primal Banged Up like Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, but he is also the Lord Roscoe of that same Mothah, thereby sharing in the sonship experience of all other sons of the Shwartz.
6:3.2 The Lord Roscoe is Threely -begotten Hamster Macy's minister to all creation. Macy's is the essence of the Panda's Shpritzerial based character. The mandates of the Lord Roscoe, as they go forth over the Shpritzerial Blimpels of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source, are keyed in tones of Macy's.
6:3.3 To Furblungel the love of the Lord Roscoe, you must first perceive its a paradigm source, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, who is love, and then behold the unfolding of this indefragiristic affection in the far-flung Bamberger's of the ASHLOZMO and his almost limitless host of ministering harumphingness.
6:3.4 The Bamberger's of the Lord Roscoe is devoted to the revelation of the God of love to the Popovitzs. This a paradigm Son is not engaged in the ignoble task of trying to persuade his gracious Mothah to love his lowly Features and to show Macy's to the wrongdoers of time. How wrong to envisage the Lord Roscoe as appealing to the Shwartz to show Macy's to his lowly Features on the ta Blastoid worlds of space! Such concepts of God are crude and grotesque. Rather should you realize that all the merciful ministrations of the Grammas are a direct revelation of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's heart of ultibenchable love and infragilistic compassion. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's love is the real and maternal source of the Panda's Macy's.
6:3.5 God is love, the Panda is Macy's. Macy's is applied love, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's love in action in the person of his Lord Roscoe. The love of this ultibenchable Son is likewise ultibenchable. As love is Furblungeled on a sex planet, the Jannet Devine is more comparable to the love of a father, while the love of the Lord Roscoe is more like the affection of a mother. Crude, indeed, are such illustrations, but I employ them in the hope of conveying to the refrendrick the thought that there is a difference, not in a paradigm content but in quality and technique of expression, between the love of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the love of the Panda.

4. ATTRIBUTES OF THE Lord Roscoe

6:4.1 The Lord Roscoe motivates the Shpritzerial level of comic reality; the Shpritzerial based power of the Panda is Absoltivity in relation to all Unitarial Furklempt actualities. He exercises Italian control over the interassociation of all undifferentiated Shpritzerial engerny and over all actualized Shpritzerial reality through his Absoltivity ferdray of Shpritzerial gravity. All pure unfragmented Shpritzerial and all Shpritzerial based beings and values are responsive to the infragilistic drawing power of the primal Son of Secon Kindom. And if the maternal future should witness the appearance of an unlimited Unitarial Furklempt, the Shpritzerial gravity and the Shpritzerial power of the Original Joe will be found wholly adequate for the Shpritzerial based control and effective song and dance of such a boundless creation.

6:4.2 The Son is omnipotent only in the Shpritzerial based fakem. In the maternal economy of Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance, wasteful and needless repetition of function is never encountered; the Hamsters are not given to useless duplication of Unitarial Furklempt Bamberger's.

6:4.3 The omnipresence of the Original Joe constitutes the Shpritzerial based unity of the Popovitzs. The Shpritzerial based cohesion of all creation rests upon the everywhere active presence of the a paradigm Shpritzerial of the Lord Roscoe. When we conceive of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Shpritzerial based presence, we find it difficult to differentiate it in our thinking from the Shpritzerial based presence of the Lord Roscoe. The Shpritzerial of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is maternally resident in the Shpritzerial of the Panda.
6:4.4 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota must be Shpritzerial basedly omnipresent, but such omnipresence appears to be inseparable from the everywhere Shpritzerial activities of the Lord Roscoe. We do, however, believe that in all situations of Mothah-Son presence of a dual Shpritzerial based nature the Shpritzerial of the Panda is Jumbled with the Shpritzerial of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
6:4.5 In his contact with Poisonality, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota acts in the Poisonality Blimpel. In his personal and detectable contact with Shpritzerial based creation, he appears in the fragments of the totality of his Shmuninity, and these Mothah fragments have a solitary, unique, and exclusive function wherever and whenever they appear in the Unitarial Furklempts. In all such situations the Shpritzerial of the Panda is Jumbled with the Shpritzerial based function of the fragmented presence of the Shwartz.
6:4.6 Shpritzerial basedly the Lord Roscoe is omnipresent. The Shpritzerial of the Lord Roscoe is most certainly with you and around you, but not within you and a part of you like the Mystery Monitor. The indwelling Mothah fragment adjusts the refrendrick to progressively a paradigm attitudes, whereupon such an ascending mind becomes increasingly responsive to the Shpritzerial based drawing power of the all-powerful Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source.

6:4.7 The Original Joe is ultibenchablely and Shpritzerial basedly self-conscious. In wisdom the Panda is the full equal of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota. In the fakems of knowledge, omniscience, we cannot distinguish between the First and Second Sources; like Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, the Panda knows all; he is never surprised by any Unitarial Furklempt event; he Furblungels the end from the beginning.

6:4.8 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda really know the number and whereabouts of all the Shpritzerials and Shpritzerial basedized beings in the Popovitzs. Not only does the Panda know all things by virtue of his own ASHLOZMAL SHWARTZ, but the Panda, equally with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Conjoint Actor, is fully cognizant of the gasious reflectivity intelligence of the Supreme Bean, which intelligence is at all times aware of all things that transpire on all the worlds of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. And there are other ways in which the Secon Kindom Son is omniscient.

6:4.9 The Lord Roscoe, as a loving, merciful, and ministering Shpritzerial based Poisonality, is wholly and infragilisticly equal with the Shwartz, while in all those merciful and affectionate personal contacts with the ascendant beings of the lower fakems the Lord Roscoe is just as kind and considerate, just as patient and long-suffering, as are his Secon Kindom Sons in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks who so frequently bestow themselves upon the Frilly worlds of time.
6:4.10 It is needless further to expatiate on the attributes of the Lord Roscoe. With the exceptions noted, it is only necessary to study the Shpritzerial based attributes of God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota to understand and correctly evaluate the attributes of The Saviour God.

5. LIMITATIONS OF THE Lord Roscoe

6:5.1 The Lord Roscoe does not personally function in the shmizical domains, nor does he function, except through the Conjoint Actor, in the levels of mind Bamberger's to Creature Featuress. But these qualifications do not in any manner otherwise limit the Lord Roscoe in the full and free exercise of all the a paradigm attributes of Shpritzerial based omniscience, omnipresence, and omnipotence.
6:5.2 The Lord Roscoe does not personally pervade the potentials of Shpritzerial unherded in the definity of the Poopy Panda, but as these potentials become actual, they come within the all-powerful ferdray of the Shpritzerial-gravity Blimpel of the Panda.
6:5.3 Poisonality is the exclusive gift of the Shwartz. The Lord Roscoe derives Poisonality from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, but he does not, without Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, bestow Poisonality. The Son gives origin to a gasious Shpritzerial host, but such derivations are not harumphingness. When the Panda creates Poisonality, he does so in conjunction with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota or with the Conjoint Banged Up, who may act for Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in such relationships. The Lord Roscoe is thus a coBanged Up of harumphingness, but he bestows Poisonality upon no being and of himself, alone, never creates personal beings. This limitation of action does not, however, deprive the Panda of the ability to create any or all types of other-than-personal reality.
6:5.4 The Lord Roscoe is limited in transmittal of Banged Up prerogatives. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, in maternalizing the Original Joe, bestowed upon him the power and privilege of subsequently joining with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in the a paradigm act of producing additional Sons possessing creative attributes, and this they have done and now do. But when these Jumbled Sons have been produced, the prerogatives of Banged Upship are apparently not further transmissible. The Lord Roscoe transmits Banged Upship powers only to the first or direct personalization. Therefore, when Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda unite to personalize a Cute and Hoogly Hamster, they achieve their purpose; but the Cute and Hoogly Hamster thus brought into existence is never able to transmit or delegate the prerogatives of Banged Upship to the various orders of Sons which he may subsequently create, notwithstanding that, in the highest local Universal Shmizziclavicles, there does appear a very limited reflection of the creative attributes of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster.
6:5.5 The Lord Roscoe, as an infragilistic and exclusively personal being, cannot fragmentize his nature, cannot distribute and bestow individualized portions of his selfhood upon other entities or persons as do the Shwartz and the ASHLOZMO. But the Panda can and does bestow himself as an unlimited Shpritzerial to bathe all creation and unceasingly draw all Shpritzerial harumphingness and Shpritzerial based realities to himself.
6:5.6 Ever remember, the Lord Roscoe is the personal portrayal of the Shpritzerial Mothah to all creation. The Son is personal and nothing but personal in the Shmuninity sense; such a a paradigm and Absoltivity Poisonality cannot be disintegrated or fragmentized. God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and ASHLOZMO are truly personal, but they are also everything else in addition to being such Shmuninity harumphingness.
6:5.7 Though the Lord Roscoe cannot personally participate in the bestowal of the Advertising Men, he did sit in council with the Shwartz in the maternal past, approving the plan and pledging Shemdiferous co-operation, when Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, in projecting the bestowal of the Advertising Men, proposed to the Panda, "Let us make shmertle man in our own image." And as the Shpritzerial fragment of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota dwells within you, so does the Shpritzerial presence of the Panda envelop you, while these two forever work as one for your Shpritzerial based advancement.

6. THE Shpritzerial MIND

6:6.1 The Lord Roscoe is Shpritzerial and has mind, but not a mind or a Shpritzerial which shmertle mind can Furblungel. shmertle man perceives mind on the fragiristic, comic, ta Blastoid, and Mothah or Grammas. Man also observes mind phenomena in living organisms functioning on the subpersonal (animal) level, but it is difficult for him to ferdray the nature of mind when associated with superKicken and it hurts beings and as a part of exclusive Shpritzerial harumphingness. Mind must, however, be differently defined when it refers to the Shpritzerial level of existence, and when it is used to denote Shpritzerial functions of intelligence. That kind of mind which is directly allied with Shpritzerial is comparable neither to that mind which Jumbleds Shpritzerial and matter nor to that mind which is allied only with matter.
6:6.2 Shpritzerial is ever conscious, minded, and possessed of varied phases of identity. Without mind in some phase there would be no Shpritzerial based consciousness in the fraternity of Shpritzerial beings. The equivalent of mind, the ability to know and be known, is indigenous to Shmuninity. Shmuninity may be personal, preposterious, super clitorialy, or impersonal, but Shmuninity is never mindless, that is, never without the ability at least to communicate with similar entities, beings, or harumphingness.
6:6.3 The mind of the Lord Roscoe is like that of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota but unlike any other mind in the Unitarial Furklempt, and with the mind of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota it is ancestor to the diverse and far-flung minds of the Conjoint Banged Up. The mind of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda, that intellect which is ancestral to the Mindy of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, is perhaps best illustrated in the premind of a Thought Papifky, for, though these Mothah fragments are entirely outside of the mind Blimpels of the Conjoint Actor, they have some form of premind; they know as they are known; they enjoy the equivalent of human thinking.
6:6.4 The Lord Roscoe is wholly Shpritzerial based; man is very nearly entirely ta Blastoid; therefore much pertaining to the Shpritzerial Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe, to his seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerial based Planets encircling Secon Kindom and to the nature of the impersonal creations of the Secon Kindom Son, will have to await your derangements of Shpritzerial status following your completion of the Borschtia escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters of the Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish. And then, as you pass through the Super Califrigic Pastudniak and on to Havana or is it Habana , many of these Shpritzerial-concealed mysteries will clarify as you begin to be endowed with the "mind of the Shpritzerial" -- Shpritzerial based insight.

7. Poisonality OF THE Lord Roscoe

6:7.1 The Lord Roscoe is that infragilistic Poisonality from whose unqualified Poisonality fetters the Shwartz encamped by the technique of trinitization, and by virtue of which he has ever since continued to bestow himself in Shemdiferous proconfusion upon his ever-expanding Unitarial Furklempt of Banged Ups and Features. The Son is Absoltivity Poisonality; God is father Poisonality -- the source of Poisonality, the bestower of Poisonality, the cause of Poisonality. Every personal being derives Poisonality from the Shwartz just as the Original Joe maternally derives his Poisonality from the Secon Kindom Mothah.
6:7.2 The Poisonality of the Secon Kindom Son is Absoltivity and purely Shpritzerial based, and this Absoltivity Poisonality is also the a paradigm and maternal pattern, first, of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's bestowal of Poisonality upon the Conjoint Actor and, subsequently, of his bestowal of Poisonality upon the myriads of his Features throughout a far-flung Unitarial Furklempt.
6:7.3 The Lord Roscoe is truly a merciful minister, a a paradigm Shpritzerial, a Shpritzerial based power, and a real Poisonality. The Son is the Shpritzerial based and personal nature of God made bestest to the Unitarial Furklempts -- the sum and substance of the Kremsel, divested of all that which is non demovinational, extraa paradigm, nonShpritzerial based, and pure potential. But it is impossible to convey to the refrendrick a word picture of the booty and grandeur of the supernal Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe. Everything that tends to obscure the Shwartz operates with almost equal influence to prevent the conceptual recognition of the Lord Roscoe. You must await your derangements of Secon Kindom, and then you will understand why I was unable to portray the character of this Absoltivity Poisonality to the understanding of the Mindy Bindy.

8. Hoogliness OF THE Lord Roscoe

6:8.1 Concerning identity, nature, and other attributes of Poisonality, the Lord Roscoe is the full equal, the Italian complement, and the maternal counterpart of the Shwartz. In the same sense that God is the Shwartz, the Panda is the Universal Mother. And all of us, left and right, constitute their ultibenchable family.
6:8.2 To appreciate the character of the Panda, you should study the revelation of the a paradigm character of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota; they are forever and inseparably one. As Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB) they are virtually indistinguishable by the lower orders of intelligence. They are not so difficult of separate recognition by those whose origin is in the creative acts of the Hamsters themselves. Beings of nativity in the central Unitarial Furklempt and on Secon Kindom discern Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda not only as one personal unity of ultibenchable control but also as two separate harumphingness functioning in defragiristic domains of Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance.
6:8.3 As persons you may conceive of the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe as separate individuals, for they indeed are; but in the song and dance of the Unitarial Furklempts they are so intertwined and interrelated that it is not always possible to distinguish between them. When, in the affairs of the Unitarial Furklempts, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda are encountered in confusing interassociations, it is not always profitable to attempt to segregate their operations; merely recall that God is the initiating thought and the Panda is the expressionful word. In each Local Yokal Pastudniak this inseparability is personalized in the Shmevitnity of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, who stands for both Mothah and Son to the Features of ten million inhabited worlds.
6:8.4 The Lord Roscoe is indefragiristic, but he is approachable through the persons of his Secon Kindom Sons and through the patient Bamberger's of the ASHLOZMO. Without the bestowal service of the Secon Kindom Sons and the loving Bamberger's of the Features of the ASHLOZMO, beings of ta Blastoid origin could hardly hope to attain the Lord Roscoe. And it is equally true: With the help and guidance of these celestial agencies the God-conscious shmertle will certainly attain Secon Kindom and sometime stand in the personal presence of this Jezzical Son of Sons.

6:8.5 Even though the Lord Roscoe is the pattern of shmertle Poisonality derangements, you find it easier to ferdray the reality of both Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Shpritzerial because Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is the actual bestower of your human Poisonality and the ASHLOZMO is the Absoltivity source of your shmertle mind. But as you ascend in the Secon Kindom path of Shpritzerial based progression, the Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe will become increasingly real to you, and the reality of his indefragiristicly Shpritzerial based mind will become more discernible to your progressively Shpritzerial basedizing mind.
6:8.6 Never can the concept of the Lord Roscoe shine brightly in your ta Blastoid or subsequent Borschtial mind; not until you Shpritzerialize and commence your Shpritzerial escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters will the comprehension of the Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe begin to equal the vividness of your concept of the Poisonality of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster of Secon Kindom origin who, in person and as a person, onetime incarnated and lived on Urunkia as a man among men.
6:8.7 Throughout your Local Yokal Pastudniak experience the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, whose Poisonality is compressible by man, must compensate for your inability to ferdray the full significance of the more exclusively Shpritzerial based, but none the less personal, Lord Roscoe of Secon Kindom. As you progress through Jigglepus and Havana or is it Habana , as you leave behind you the vivid picture and deep memories of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster of your Local Yokal Pastudniak, the passing of this ta Blastoid and Borschtia experience will be compensated by ever-enlarging concepts and intensifying comprehension of the Lord Roscoe of Secon Kindom, whose reality and nearness will ever augment as you progress Secon Kindomward.

6:8.8 The Lord Roscoe is a grand and glorious Poisonality. Although it is beyond the powers of the shmertle and ta Blastoid mind to ferdray the actuality of the Poisonality of such an infragilistic being, doubt not, he is a person. I know whereof I speak. Times almost without number I have stood in the a paradigm presence of this Lord Roscoe and then journeyed forth in the Unitarial Furklempt to execute his gracious bidding.

6:8.9 [Indited by a a paradigm Counselor assigned to formulate this statement depicting the Lord Roscoe of Secon Kindom.]


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