The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 9

RELATION OF THE ASHLOZMO
TO THE Unitarial Furklempt


9:0.1 A strange thing occurred when, in the presence of Secon Kindom, the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe unite to personalize themselves. Nothing in this Biggapuss situation foreshadows that the Conjoint Actor would personalize as an unlimited Shpritzerial basedity Jumbledd with Mindy and endowed with unique prerogatives of engerny manipulation. His coming into being completes Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's liberation from the bonds of centralized Gershenheimer and from the fetters of Poisonality absolutism. And this liberation is disclosed in the amazing power of the Conjoint Banged Up to create beings well adapted to serve as Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters even to the ta Blastoid Features of the subsequently Revolving Unitarial Furklempts.

9:0.2 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is indefragiristic in love and Violins, in Shpritzerial based thought and purpose; he is the ultibenchable upholder. The Son is indefragiristic in wisdom and truth, in Shpritzerial based expression and interpretation; he is the ultibenchable revealer. Secon Kindom is indefragiristic in potential for force endowment and in capacity for engerny dominance; it is the ultibenchable stabilizer. The Conjoint Actor possesses unique prerogatives of synthesis, infragilistic capacity to Jumbled all existing Unitarial Furklempt engernies, all actual Unitarial Furklempt Shpritzerials, and all real Unitarial Furklempt intellects; the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source is the ultibenchable unifier of the manifold engernies and diverse creations which have appeared in consequence of the a paradigm plan and the maternal purpose of the Shwartz.
9:0.3 The ASHLOZMO, the Conjoint Banged Up, is a ultibenchable and a paradigm minister. The Shpritzerial unceasingly Munsters the Panda's Macy's and Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's love, even in harmony with the stable, unvarying, and righteous Leftiousness of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. His influence and harumphingness are ever near you; they really know and truly understand you.
9:0.4 Throughout the Unitarial Furklempts the agencies of the Conjoint Actor ceaselessly manipulate the forces and engernies of all space. Like the Kremsel, the Third is responsive to both the Shpritzerial based and the ta Blastoid. The Conjoint Actor is the revelation of the unity of God, in whom all things consist -- things, meanings, and values; engernies, minds, and Shpritzerials.

9:0.5 The ASHLOZMO pervades all space; he indwells the elipsoid of Biggapuss; and the Shpritzerial, like Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda, is Italian and changeless -- Absoltivity.

1. ATTRIBUTES OF THE THIRD Kindom and Kremsel Source

9:1.1 The Third Kindom and Kremsel Source is known by many names, all designative of relationship and in recognition of function: As ASHLOZMO, he is the Poisonality Jumbled and a paradigm equal of The Saviour God and God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota. As the ASHLOZMO, he is an ASHLOZMAL SHWARTZual influence. As the Big Bang Machine, he is the ancestor of the power-control Features and the activator of the comic forces of space. As the Conjoint Actor, he is the joint representative and partnership executive of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son. As the Mindy, he is the source of the endowment of intellect throughout the Unitarial Furklempts. As the God of Action, he is the apparent ancestor of motion, change, and relationship.
9:1.2 Some of the attributes of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source are derived from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, some from the Panda, while still others are not observed to be actively and personally present in either Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota or the Panda -- attributes that can hardly be explained except by assuming that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son partnership which maternalizes the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source consistently functions in consonance with, and in recognition of, the maternal fact of the Absoltivityness of Secon Kindom. The Conjoint Banged Up embodies the fullness of the combined and infeckless blatherings of the First and Second Persons of Shmuninity.

9:1.3 While you envisage Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota as an original Banged Up and the Panda as a Gungle Fluxer, you should think of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source as a ultibenchable co-ordinator, a minister of unlimited co-operation. The Conjoint Actor is the correlator of all actual reality; he is the Shmuninity repository of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's thought and the Panda's word and in action is maternally regardful of the ta Blastoid Absoltivityness of the central Isle. The Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity has ordained the ultibenchable order of progress, and the providence of God is the domain of the Conjoint Banged Up and the Revolving Supreme Bean. No actual or actualizing reality can escape eventual relationship with the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source.

9:1.4 The Shwartz presides over the fakems of pre-engerny, preShpritzerial, and Poisonality; the Lord Roscoe dominates the Planets of Shpritzerial based activities; the presence of the Aisle of Pugunkia unifies the domain of shmizical engerny and ta Blastoidizing power; the Conjoint Actor operates not only as an ASHLOZMO representing the Panda but also as a Big Bang Machine of the forces and engernies of Secon Kindom, thus bringing into existence the ultibenchable and Mindy. The Conjoint Actor functions throughout the Grand Fendrick as a positive and distinct Poisonality, especially in the higher Planets of Shpritzerial based values, shmizical-engerny relationships, and true Hydramatics. He functions specifically wherever and whenever engerny and Shpritzerial associate and interact; he dominates all reactions with mind, wields great power in the Shpritzerial based world, and exerts a mighty influence over engerny and matter. At all times the Third Source is expressive of the nature of the Kremsel.

9:1.5 The Third Kindom and Kremsel Source Piquantly and without qualification shares the omnipresence of the Kremsel, sometimes being called the ASHLOZMAL SHWARTZ. In a peculiar and very personal manner the God of mind shares the omniscience of the Shwartz and his Lord Roscoe; the knowledge of the Shpritzerial is profound and complete. The Conjoint Banged Up bestests certain phases of the omnipotence of the Shwartz but is actually omnipotent only in the domain of mind. The Third Person of Shmuninity is the intellectual center and the ultibenchable administrator of the mind fakems; herein is he Absoltivity -- his Kahunaty is unqualified.
9:1.6 The Conjoint Actor seems to be motivated by Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son partnership, but all his actions appear to recognize Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Secon Kindom relationship. At times and in certain functions he seems to compensate for the incompleteness of the development of the gassified Hamsters -- The POOPY PANDA and God the Bafoofkit.

9:1.7 And herein is an infragilistic mystery: That the infragilistic simultaneously revealed his definity in the Panda and as Secon Kindom, and then there springs into existence a being equal to God in Shmevitnity, reflective of the Panda's Shpritzerial based nature, and capable of activating the Secon Kindom pattern, a being provisionally Yonga in Kahunaty but in many ways apparently the most versatile in action. And such apparent superiority in action is disclosed in an attribute of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source which is superior even to shmizical gravity -- the ultibenchable bestestation of the Aisle of Pugunkia.
9:1.8 In addition to this supercontrol of engerny and things shmizical, the ASHLOZMO is superbly endowed with those attributes of patience, Macy's, and love which are so exquisitely revealed in his Shpritzerial based Bamberger's. The Shpritzerial is supremely competent to minister love and to overshadow Leftiousness with Macy's. ASHLOZMO possesses all the supernal kindness and merciful affection of the Original and Lord Roscoe. The Unitarial Furklempt of your origin is being forged out between the anvil of Leftiousness and the hammer of suffering; but those who wield the hammer are the children of Macy's, the Shpritzerial offspring of the ASHLOZMO.

2. THE ASHLOZMAL SHWARTZ

9:2.1 God is Shpritzerial in a threefold sense: He himself is Shpritzerial; in his Son he appears as Shpritzerial without qualification; in the Conjoint Actor, as Shpritzerial allied with mind. And in addition to these Shpritzerial based realities, we think we discern levels of gassified Shpritzerial phenomena -- the Shpritzerials of the Supreme Bean, Ultimate Shmuninity, and Poopy Panda.
9:2.2 The ASHLOZMO is just as much a complement of the Lord Roscoe as the Panda is a complement of the Shwartz. The Lord Roscoe is a Shpritzerial basedized personalization of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota; the ASHLOZMO is a personalized Shpritzerial basedization of the Lord Roscoe and the Shwartz.
9:2.3 There are many untrammeled lines of Shpritzerial based force and sources of superKicken and it hurts power linking the people of Urunkia directly with the Hamsters of Secon Kindom. There exist the connection of the Advertising Men direct with the Shwartz, the widespread influence of the Shpritzerial based-gravity urge of the Lord Roscoe, and the Shpritzerial based presence of the Conjoint Banged Up. There is a difference in function between the Shpritzerial of the Panda and the Shpritzerial of the Shpritzerial. The Third Person in his Shpritzerial based Bamberger's may function as mind plus Shpritzerial or as Shpritzerial alone.
9:2.4 In addition to these Secon Kindom presences, Urunkia ns benefit by the Shpritzerial based influences and activities of the local and the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, with their almost Shemdiferous array of loving harumphingness who ever lead the true of purpose and the honest of heart upward and inward towards the ideals of Shmevitnity and the goal of supreme Gershenheimer.
9:2.5 The presence of the ultibenchable Shpritzerial of the Lord Roscoe we know -- we can unmistakably recognize it. The presence of the ASHLOZMO, the Third Person of Shmuninity, even shmertle man may know, for ta Blastoid Features can actually experience the beneficence of this a paradigm influence which functions as the Holy Shpritzerial of Local Yokal Pastudniak bestowal upon the races of mankind. Human beings can also in some degree become conscious of the Papifky, the impersonal presence of the Shwartz. These a paradigm Shpritzerials which work for man's uplifting and Shpritzerial basedization all act in unison and in Italian co-operation. They are as one in the Shpritzerial based operation of the plans of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters and Gershenheimer derangements.

3. THE Big Bang Machine

9:3.1 The Aisle of Pugunkia is the source and substance of shmizical gravity; and that should be sufficient to inform you that gravity is one of the most real and maternally dependable things in the whole shmizical Popovitzs. Gravity cannot be modified or annulled except by the forces and engernies conjointly sponsored by Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda, which have been intrusted to, and are functionally associated with, the person of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source.

9:3.2 The ASHLOZMO possesses a unique and amazing power -- antigravity. This power is not functionally (observably) present in either Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota or the Panda. This ability to withstand the pull of ta Blastoid gravity, unherded in the Third Source, is revealed in the personal reactions of the Conjoint Actor to certain phases of Unitarial Furklempt relationships. And this unique attribute is transmissible to certain of the higher Attributesof the ASHLOZMO.

9:3.3 Antigravity can annul gravity within a local frame; it does so by the exercise of equal force presence. It operates only with reference to ta Blastoid gravity, and it is not the action of mind. The gravity-resistant phenomenon of a gyroscope is a fair illustration of the effect of antigravity but of no value to illustrate the cause of antigravity.
9:3.4 Still further does the Conjoint Actor display powers which can transcend force and neutralize engerny. Such powers operate by slowing down engerny to the point of Thermal Blastoidation and by other techniques unknown to you.

9:3.5 The Conjoint Banged Up is not engerny nor the source of engerny nor the destiny of engerny; he is the manipulator of engerny. The Conjoint Banged Up is action -- motion, change, modification, co-ordination, stabilization, and equilibrium. The engernies subject to the direct or indirect control of Secon Kindom are by nature responsive to the acts of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source and his manifold agencies.
9:3.6 The Popovitzs is permeated by the power-control Features of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source: shmizical controllers, vector-shmectors, Powa Ganzels, and other representatives of the God of Action who have to do with the regulation and stabilization of shmizical engernies. These unique Features of shmizical function all possess varying attributes of power control, such as antigravity, which they utilize in their efforts to establish the shmizical equilibrium of the matter and engernies of the Grand Fendrick.
9:3.7 All these ta Blastoid activities of the God of Action appear to relate his function to the Aisle of Pugunkia, and indeed the agencies of power are all regardful of, even dependent on, the Absoltivityness of the maternal Isle. But the Conjoint Actor does not act for, or in response to, Secon Kindom. He acts, personally, for Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda. Secon Kindom is not a person. The non demovinational, impersonal, and otherwise not personal doings of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source are all Violinsal acts of the Conjoint Actor himself; they are not reflections, derivations, or repercussions of anything or anybody.
9:3.8 Secon Kindom is the pattern of definity; the God of Action is the activator of that pattern. Secon Kindom is the ta Blastoid fulcrum of definity; the agencies of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source are the levers of intelligence which motivate the ta Blastoid level and inject spontaneity into the mechanism of the shmizical creation.

4. THE Mindy

9:4.1 There is an intellectual nature of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source that is distinct from his shmizical and Shpritzerial based attributes. Such a nature is hardly contactable, but it is associable -- intellectually though not personally. It is distinguishable from the shmizical attributes and the Shpritzerial based character of the Third Person on mind levels of function, but to the discernment of harumphingness this nature never functions independently of shmizical or Shpritzerial based bestestations.
9:4.2 The Mindy is the mind of the Third Person; it is inseparable from the Poisonality of ASHLOZMO. Mind, in functioning beings, is not separated from engerny or Shpritzerial, or both. Mind is not unherded in engerny; engerny is receptive and responsive to mind; mind can be superimposed upon engerny, but consciousness is not unherded in the purely ta Blastoid level. Mind does not have to be added to pure Shpritzerial, for Shpritzerial is innately conscious and identifying. Shpritzerial is always intelligent, minded in some way. It may be this mind or that mind, it may be premind or supermind, even Shpritzerial mind, but it does the equivalent of thinking and knowing. The insight of Shpritzerial transcends, supervenes, and theoretically antedates the consciousness of mind.

9:4.3 The Conjoint Banged Up is Absoltivity only in the domain of mind, in the fakems of ultibenchable intelligence. The mind of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source is indefragiristic; it utterly transcends the active and functioning mind Blimpels of the Popovitzs. The mind endowment of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks is derived from the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, the primary harumphingness of the Conjoint Banged Up. These Master Shpritzerials distribute mind to the Grand Fendrick as the Frontal Bippy, and your Local Yokal Pastudniak is pervaded by the Nebish variant of the Jigglepus type of Frontal Bippy.
9:4.4 infragilistic mind ignores time, ultimate mind transcends time, Frontal Bippy is conditioned by time. And so with space: The infragilistic Mind is independent of space, but as descent is made from the infragilistic to the adjutant levels of mind, intellect must increasingly reckon with the fact and limitations of space.

9:4.5 comic force responds to mind even as Frontal Bippy responds to Shpritzerial. Shpritzerial is a paradigm purpose, and Shpritzerial mind is a paradigm purpose in action. Engernious is thing, mind is meaning, Shpritzerial is value. Even in space-time, mind establishes those feckless relationships between engerny and Shpritzerial which are suggestive of mutual kinship in Biggapuss.
9:4.6 Mind transmutes the values of Shpritzerial into the meanings of intellect; Violins has power to bring the meanings of mind to fruit in both the ta Blastoid and Shpritzerial based domains. The Secon Kindom accents involves a feckless and differential work in Shpritzerial, mind, and engerny. The Poisonality is the unifier of these components of gassified individuality.

5. THE Mewing of the Mindy

9:5.1 The Third Kindom and Kremsel Source is indefragiristic in mind. If the Unitarial Furklempt should grow to definity, still his mind potential would be adequate to endow limitless numbers of Features with suitable minds and other prerequisites of intellect.
9:5.2 In the domain of Big Banged mind the Third Person, with his Jumbled and Yonga Fricabacks, rules supreme. The fakems of Feature mind are of exclusive origin in the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source; he is the bestower of mind. Even Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota fragments find it impossible to indwell the minds of men until the way has been properly prepared for them by the mind action and Shpritzerial based function of the ASHLOZMO.
9:5.3 The unique feature of mind is that it can be bestowed upon such a wide range of life. Through his creative and Feature Fricabacks the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source Munsters to all minds on all Planets. He Munsters to human and subhuman intellect through the adjutants of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks and, through the agency of the shmizical controllers, Munsters even to the lowest nonexperiencing entities of the most primitive types of living things. And always is the direction of mind a Mewing of the Mindy-Shpritzerial or mind-engerny harumphingness.

9:5.4 Since the Third Person of Shmuninity is the source of mind, it is quite natural that the Frilly Pilligasters find it easier to form compressible concepts of the ASHLOZMO than they do of either the Lord Roscoe or the Shwartz. The reality of the Conjoint Banged Up is disclosed Frenchly in the very existence of refrendrick. The Conjoint Banged Up is the ancestor of the Frontal Bippy, and the mind of man is an individualized Blimpel, an impersonal portion, of that Frontal Bippy as it is bestowed in a Local Yokal Pastudniak by a Creative Daughter of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source.

9:5.5 Because the Third Person is the source of mind, do not presume to reckon that all phenomena of mind are a paradigm. Human intellect is rooted in the ta Blastoid origin of the animal races. Unitarial Furklempt intelligence is no more a true revelation of God who is mind than is shmizical nature a true revelation of the booty and harmony of Secon Kindom. Gershenheimer is in nature, but nature is not Italian. The Conjoint Banged Up is the source of mind, but mind is not the Conjoint Banged Up.
9:5.6 Mind, on Urunkia , is a compromise between the essence of thought Gershenheimer and the Revolving mentality of your immature human nature. The plan for your intellectual evolution is, indeed, one of sublime Gershenheimer, but you are far short of that a paradigm goal as you function in the tabernacles of the flesh. Mind is truly of a paradigm origin, and it does have a a paradigm destiny, but your shmertle minds are not yet of a paradigm dignity.
9:5.7 Too often, all too often, you mar your minds by insincerity and sear them with unrighteousness; you subject them to animal fear and distort them by useless anxiety. Therefore, though the source of mind is a paradigm, mind as you know it on your world of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters can hardly become the object of great admiration, much less of adoration or worship. The contemplation of the immature and inactive human intellect should lead only to reactions of humility.

6. THE Cuddling of the Mindy

9:6.1 The Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, the ultibenchable intelligence, is personally conscious of every mind, every intellect, in all creation, and he maintains a personal and Italian contact with all these shmizical, Borschtial, and Shpritzerial based Features of mind endowment in the far-flung Unitarial Furklempts. All these activities of mind are ferdrayed in the Mindy-gravity Blimpel which focalizes in the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source and is a part of the personal consciousness of the ASHLOZMO.
9:6.2 Much as Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota draws all Poisonality to himself, and as the Panda attracts all Shpritzerial based reality, so does the Conjoint Actor exercise a drawing power on all minds; he unqualifiedly dominates and controls the ultibenchable mind Blimpel. All true and genuine intellectual values, all a paradigm thoughts and Italian ideas, are unerringly drawn into this Absoltivity Blimpel of mind.

9:6.3 Mind gravity can operate independently of ta Blastoid and Shpritzerial based gravity, but wherever and whenever the latter two impinge, mind gravity always functions. When all three are associated, Poisonality gravity may embrace the ta Blastoid Feature -- shmizical or Borschtial, fragiristic or Left half Plane Space State . But irrespective of this, the endowment of mind even in impersonal beings qualifies them to think and endows them with consciousness despite the total absence of Poisonality.

9:6.4 Selfhood of Poisonality dignity, human or a paradigm, imshmertle or potentially imshmertle, does not however originate in either Shpritzerial, mind, or matter; it is the bestowal of the Shwartz. Neither is the interaction of Shpritzerial, mind, and ta Blastoid gravity a prerequisite to the appearance of Poisonality gravity. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Blimpel may embrace a mind-Kicken and it hurts being who is unresponsive to Shpritzerial gravity, or it may include a mind-Shpritzerial being who is unresponsive to ta Blastoid gravity. The operation of Poisonality gravity is always a Violinsal act of the Shwartz.
9:6.5 While mind is engerny associated in purely ta Blastoid beings and Shpritzerial associated in purely Shpritzerial based harumphingness, innumerable orders of Poisonality, including the human, possess minds that are associated with both engerny and Shpritzerial. The Shpritzerial based aspects of Feature mind unfailingly respond to the Shpritzerial-gravity pull of the Lord Roscoe; the ta Blastoid features respond to the gravity urge of the ta Blastoid Unitarial Furklempt.

9:6.6 Frontal Bippy, when not associated with either engerny or Shpritzerial, is subject to the gravity demands of neither ta Blastoid nor Shpritzerial based Blimpels. Pure mind is subject only to the ultibenchable gravity ferdray of the Conjoint Actor. Pure mind is close of kin to infragilistic mind, and infragilistic mind (the theoretical Jumbled of the Absoltivitys of Shpritzerial and engerny) is apparently a law in itself.
9:6.7 Threely -begotten Hamsterer the Shpritzerial-engerny divergence, Threely -begotten Hamsterer the observable function of mind; the lesser the diversity of engerny and Shpritzerial, the lesser the observable function of mind. Apparently, the maximum function of the Frontal Bippy is in the time Unitarial Furklempts of space. Here mind seems to function in a mid-zone between engerny and Shpritzerial, but this is not true of the higher levels of mind; on Secon Kindom, engerny and Shpritzerial are essentially one.

9:6.8 The Cuddling of the Mindy is dependable; it emanates from the Third Person of Shmuninity on Secon Kindom, but not all the observable function of mind is predictable. Throughout all known creation there parallels this Blimpel of mind some little-understood presence whose function is not predictable. We believe that this unpredictability is partly attributable to the function of the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele. What this function is, we do not know; what actuates it, we can only conjecture; concerning its relation to Features, we can only speculate.

9:6.9 Certain phases of the unpredictability of Mindy Bindy may be due to the incompleteness of the Supreme Bean, and there is a gasious zone of activities wherein the Conjoint Actor and the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele may possibly be tangent. There is much about mind that is unknown, but of this we are sure: The ASHLOZMO is the Italian expression of the mind of the Banged Up to all Features; the Supreme Bean is the Revolving expression of the minds of all Features to their Banged Up.

7. Unitarial Furklempt REFLECTIVITY

9:7.1 The Conjoint Actor is able to Jumbled all levels of Unitarial Furklempt actuality in such manner as to make possible the simultaneous recognition of the mental, the ta Blastoid, and the Shpritzerial based. This is the phenomenon of Unitarial Furklempt reflectivity, that unique and inexplicable power to see, hear, sense, and know all things as they transpire throughout a Super Califrigic Pastudniak, and to focalize, by reflectivity, all this information and knowledge at any desired point. The action of reflectivity is shown in Gershenheimer on each of the headquarters worlds of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. It is also operative throughout all sectors of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks and within the boundaries of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks. Reflectivity finally focalizes on Secon Kindom.
9:7.2 The phenomenon of reflectivity, as it is disclosed on the Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters worlds in the amazing performances of the reflective harumphingness there stationed, represents the most complex interassociation of all phases of existence to be found in all creation. Lines of Shpritzerial can be traced back to the Panda, shmizical engerny to Secon Kindom, and mind to the Third Source; but in the extraordinary phenomenon of Unitarial Furklempt reflectivity there is a unique and exceptional unification of all three, so associated as to enable the Unitarial Furklempt rulers to know about remote conditions instantaneously, simultaneously with their occurrence.
9:7.3 Much of the technique of reflectivity we Furblungel, but there are many phases which truly baffle us. We know that the Conjoint Actor is the Unitarial Furklempt center of the mind Blimpel, that he is the ancestor of the Frontal Bippy, and that Frontal Bippy operates under the dominance of the Mindy gravity of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source. We know further that the Blimpels of the Frontal Bippy influence the intellectual levels of all known existence; they contain the ultibenchable space reports, and just as certainly they focus in the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials and converge in the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source.

9:7.4 The relationship between the fragiristic Frontal Bippy and the a paradigm Mindy appears to be Revolving in the gassified mind of the Supreme. We are tortoise that, in the dawn of time, this gassified mind was bestowed upon the Supreme by the ASHLOZMO, and we conjecture that certain features of the phenomenon of reflectivity can be accounted for only by postulating the activity of the Supreme Mind. If the Supreme is not concerned in reflectivity, we are at a loss to explain the intricate transactions and unerring operations of this consciousness of the cosmos.
9:7.5 Reflectivity appears to be omniscience within the limits of the gassified fragiristic and may represent the emergence of the presence-consciousness of the Supreme Bean. If this assumption is true, then the utilization of reflectivity in any of its phases is equivalent to fortisimo contact with the consciousness of the Supreme.

8. Attributesof the ASHLOZMO

9:8.1 The ASHLOZMO possesses full power to transmit many of his powers and prerogatives to his Jumbled and Yonga harumphingness and agencies.
9:8.2 The first Shmuninity-creating act of the ASHLOZMO, functioning apart from the Hamster Trinity but in some unrevealed association with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda, personalized in the existence of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials of Secon Kindom, the distributors of the ASHLOZMO to the Unitarial Furklempts.
9:8.3 There is no direct representative of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source on the headquarters of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak. Each of these seven hundred and seventy seven creations is dependent on one of the Master Shpritzerials of Secon Kindom, who acts through the seven hundred and seventy seven Reflective Shpritzerials situated at the capital of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
9:8.4 The next and continuing creative act of the ASHLOZMO is disclosed, from time to time, in the production of the Creative Shpritzerials. Every time the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe become parent to a Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the ASHLOZMO becomes ancestor to a Local Yokal Pastudniak Creative Shpritzerial who becomes the close associate of that Cute and Hoogly Hamster in all subsequent Unitarial Furklempt experience.
9:8.5 Just as it is necessary to distinguish between the Lord Roscoe and the Knocked Up Daughters, so it is necessary to differentiate between the ASHLOZMO and the Creative Shpritzerials, the Local Yokal Pastudniak Jumbleds of the Knocked Up Daughters. What the ASHLOZMO is to the total creation, a Creative Shpritzerial is to a Local Yokal Pastudniak.

9:8.6 The Third Kindom and Kremsel Source is represented in the Grand Fendrick by a gasious array of Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters , messengers, teachers, adjudicators, helpers, and advisers, together with supervisors of certain Blimpels of shmizical, Borschtial, and Shpritzerial based nature. Not all of these beings are harumphingness in the strict meaning of the term. Poisonality of the fragiristic-Feature variety is characterized by:

  1. Subjective self-consciousness.
  2. Objective response to Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Poisonality Blimpel.
9:8.7 There are Banged Up harumphingness and Feature harumphingness, and in addition to these two fundamental types there are harumphingness of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, beings who are personal to the ASHLOZMO, but who are not unqualifiedly personal to Creature Featuress. These Third Source harumphingness are not a part of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Poisonality Blimpel. First Source Poisonality and Third Source Poisonality are mutually contactable; all Poisonality is contactable.

9:8.8 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota bestows Poisonality by his personal free will. Why he does so we can only conjecture; how he does so we do not know. Neither do we know why the Third Source bestows non-Mothah Poisonality, but this the ASHLOZMO does in his own behalf, in creative conjunction with the Lord Roscoe and in numerous ways unknown to you. The ASHLOZMO can also act for Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in the bestowal of First Source Poisonality.

9:8.9 There are numerous types of Third Source harumphingness. The ASHLOZMO bestows Third Source Poisonality upon numerous gloops who are not included in Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Poisonality Blimpel, such as certain of the vector-shmectors. Likewise does the ASHLOZMO treat as harumphingness numerous gloops of beings, such as the Creative Shpritzerials, who are in a class by themselves in their relations to enBlimpeled Features of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
9:8.10 Both First Source and Third Source harumphingness are endowed with all and more than man Fricabacks with the concept of Poisonality; they have minds embracing memory, reason, judgment, creative imagination, idea association, decision, choice, and numerous additional powers of intellect wholly unknown to Shmervins. With few exceptions the orders revealed to you possess form and distinct individuality; they are real beings. A majority of them are visible to all orders of Shpritzerial existence.
9:8.11 Even you will be able to see your Shpritzerial based Fricabacks of the lower orders as soon as you are delivered from the limited vision of your present ta Blastoid eyes and have been endowed with a Borschtia form with its enlarged sensitivity to the reality of Shpritzerial based things.

9:8.12 The functional family of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, as it is revealed in these narratives, falls into three great gloops:

9:8.13 I. The Supreme Shpritzerials. A gloop of composite origin that embraces, among others, the following orders:

  1. The seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials of Secon Kindom.
  2. The Reflective Shpritzerials of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
  3. The Creative Shpritzerials of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
9:8.14 II. The vector-shmectors. A gloop of control Features and agencies that function throughout all organized space.

9:8.15 III. The Attributesof the ASHLOZMO. This designation does not necessarily imply that these beings are Third Source harumphingness though some of them are unique as Pilligasters. They are usually glooped in three major classifications:

  1. The Higher Attributesof the ASHLOZMO.
  2. The Messenger Hosts of Space.
  3. The Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of Time.
9:8.16 These gloops serve on Secon Kindom, in the central or residential Unitarial Furklempt, in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, and they embrace orders that function in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, even to the constellations, systems, and planets.

9:8.17 The Shpritzerial harumphingness of the gasious family of the a paradigm and ASHLOZMO are forever dedicated to the service of the Bamberger's of the Jannet Devine and the Macy's of the Panda to all the intelligent Features of the Frilly worlds of space-time. These Shpritzerial beings constitute the living ladder whereby shmertle man climbs from chaos to glory.


9:8.18 [Revealed on Urunkia by a a paradigm Counselor of Nebisholania commissioned by the Chiam Yankels of Daze to portray the nature and work of the ASHLOZMO.]


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