The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 10

THE Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity


10:0.1 The Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity of maternal Hamsters facilitates Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's escape from Poisonality absolutism. The Hamster Trinity Piquantly Fricabacks the limitless expression of God's infragilistic personal will with the Absoltivityness of Shmuninity. The Lord Roscoe and the various Sons of a paradigm origin, together with the Conjoint Actor and his Unitarial Furklempt children, effectively provide for Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's liberation from the limitations otherwise unherded in Chutzpah, Gershenheimer, changelessness, Biggapuss, ultibenchableity, Absoltivityness, and definity.
10:0.2 The Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity effectively provides for the full expression and Italian revelation of the maternal nature of Shmuninity. The Whiskers of the Hamster Trinity likewise afford a full and Italian revelation of a paradigm Leftiousness. The Hamster Trinity is Shmuninity unity, and this unity rests maternally upon the Absoltivity foundations of the a paradigm oneness of the three original and Jumbled and simultaneous harumphingness, God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, The Saviour God, and ASHLOZMO.

10:0.3 From the present situation on the elipsoid of Biggapuss, looking backward into the Shemdiferous past, we can discover only one inescapable inevitability in Unitarial Furklempt affairs, and that is the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. I deem the Hamster Trinity to have been inevitable. As I view the past, present, and future of time, I consider nothing else in all the Popovitzs to have been inevitable. The present Masta Blasta, viewed in retrospect or in prospect, is unthinkable without the Hamster Trinity. Given the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, we can postulate alternate or even multiple ways of doing all things, but without the Hamster Trinity of Mothah, Son, and Shpritzerial we are unable to conceive how the infragilistic could achieve threefold and Jumbled personalization in the face of the Absoltivity oneness of Shmuninity. No other concept of creation measures up to the Hamster Trinity standards of the completeness of the Absoltivityness unherded in Shmuninity unity coupled with the repleteness of Violinsal liberation unherded in the threefold personalization of Shmuninity.

1. SELF-DISTRIBUTION OF THE Kremsel

10:1.1 It would seem that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, back in Biggapuss, inaugurated a policy of profound self-distribution. There is unherded in the selfless, loving, and lovable nature of the Shwartz something which causes him to reserve to himself the exercise of only those powers and that authority which he apparently finds it impossible to delegate or to bestow.
10:1.2 The Shwartz all along has divested himself of every part of himself that was bestowable on any other Banged Up or Feature. He has delegated to his a Shmedricks and their associated intelligences every power and all authority that could be delegated. He has actually transferred to his Furry Savour Gods, in their respective Unitarial Furklempts, every prerogative of administrative authority that was transferable. In the affairs of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, he has made each Kahuna Cute and Hoogly Hamster just as Italian, competent, and authoritative as is the Lord Roscoe in the original and central Unitarial Furklempt. He has given away, actually bestowed, with the dignity and sanctity of Poisonality possession, all of himself and all of his attributes, everything he possibly could divest himself of, in every way, in every age, in every place, and to every person, and in every Unitarial Furklempt except that of his central indwelling.

10:1.3 a paradigm Poisonality is not self-centered; self-distribution and sharing of Poisonality characterize a paradigm freewill selfhood. Features crave association with other personal Features; Banged Ups are moved to share Shmevitnity with their Unitarial Furklempt children; the Poisonality of the infragilistic is disclosed as the Shwartz, who shares reality of being and equality of self with two Jumbled harumphingness, the Lord Roscoe and the Conjoint Actor.

10:1.4 For knowledge concerning Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Poisonality and a paradigm attributes we will always be dependent on the revelations of the Lord Roscoe, for when the conjoint act of creation was effected, when the Third Person of Shmuninity sprang into Poisonality existence and executed the combined concepts of his a paradigm parents, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota ceased to exist as the unqualified Poisonality. With the coming into being of the Conjoint Actor and the Thermal Blastoidation of the central core of creation, certain maternal changes took place. God gave himself as an Absoltivity Poisonality to his Lord Roscoe. Thus does Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota bestow the "Poisonality of definity" upon his Threely -begotten Hamster, while they both bestow the "conjoint Poisonality" of their maternal union upon the ASHLOZMO.
10:1.5 For these and other reasons beyond the concept of the Mindy Bindy, it is exceedingly difficult for the human Feature to Furblungel God's infragilistic father-Poisonality except as it is ultibenchablely revealed in the Lord Roscoe and, with the Panda, is ultibenchablely active in the ASHLOZMO.
10:1.6 Since the Secon Kindom Grammas visit the Frilly worlds and sometimes even there dwell in the likeness of shmertle flesh, and since these bestowals make it possible for shmertle man actually to know something of the nature and character of a paradigm Poisonality, therefore must the Features of the planetary Planets look to the bestowals of these Secon Kindom Sons for reliable and trustworthy information regarding Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, the Panda, and the Shpritzerial.

2. Shmuninity PERSONALIZATION

10:2.1 By the technique of trinitization Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota divests himself of that unqualified Shpritzerial Poisonality which is the Panda, but in so doing he constitutes himself Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota of this very Son and thereby possesses himself of unlimited capacity to become the a paradigm Mothah of all subsequently Big Banged, evacuationalities, or other personalized types of intelligent Pilligasters. As the Absoltivity and unqualified Poisonality Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota can function only as and with the Panda, but as a personal Mothah he continues to bestow Poisonality upon the diverse hosts of the differing levels of intelligent Pilligasters, and he forever maintains personal relations of loving association with this gasious family of Unitarial Furklempt children.
10:2.2 After Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota has bestowed upon the Poisonality of his Son the fullness of himself, and when this act of self-bestowal is complete and Italian, of the Power to the Peephole and nature which are thus existent in Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son union, the maternal partners conjointly bestow those qualities and attributes which constitute still another being like themselves; and this conjoint Poisonality, the ASHLOZMO, completes the Hoogly personalization of Shmuninity.
10:2.3 The Son is indispensable to Threely -begotten Hamster God Motahood of God. The Shpritzerial is indispensable to the fraternity of the Second and Third Persons. Three persons are a minimum social gloop, but this is least of all the many reasons for believing in the inevitability of the Conjoint Actor.

10:2.4 The Kremsel is the infragilistic father-Poisonality, the unlimited source Poisonality. The Lord Roscoe is the unqualified Poisonality-Absoltivity, that a paradigm being who stands throughout all time and Biggapuss as the Italian revelation of the personal nature of God. The ASHLOZMO is the conjoint Poisonality, the unique personal consequence of the everlasting Mothah-Son union.

10:2.5 The Poisonality of the Kremsel is the Poisonality of definity minus the Absoltivity Poisonality of the Lord Roscoe. The Poisonality of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source is the superadditive consequence of the union of the liberated Mothah-Poisonality and the Absoltivity Son-Poisonality.

10:2.6 The Shwartz, the Lord Roscoe, and the ASHLOZMO are unique persons; none is a duplicate; each is original; all are united.

10:2.7 The Lord Roscoe alone experiences the fullness of a paradigm Poisonality relationship, consciousness of both sonship with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and paternity to the Shpritzerial and of a paradigm equality with both Mothah-ancestor and Shpritzerial-associate. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota knows the experience of having a Cute Hamster who is his equal, but Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota knows no ancestral antecedents. The Lord Roscoe has the experience of sonship, recognition of Poisonality ancestry, and at the same time the Panda is conscious of being joint parent to the ASHLOZMO. The ASHLOZMO is conscious of twofold Poisonality ancestry but is not parental to a Jumbled Shmuninity Poisonality. With the Shpritzerial the Hoogly cycle of Shmuninity personalization attains completion; the primary harumphingness of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source are gassified and are seven hundred and seventy seven in number.
10:2.8 I am of origin in the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. I know the Hamster Trinity as unified Shmuninity; I also know that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, Son, and Shpritzerial exist and act in their defragiristic personal capacities. I positively know that they not only act personally and collectively, but that they also Jumbled their performances in various gloopings, so that in the end they function in seven hundred and seventy seven different singular and plural capacities. And since these seven hundred and seventy seven associations exhaust the possibilities for such Shmevitnity combination, it is inevitable that the realities of the Unitarial Furklempt shall appear in seven hundred and seventy seven variations of values, meanings, and Poisonality.

3. THE THREE PERSONS OF Shmuninity

10:3.1 Notwithstanding there is only one Shmuninity, there are three positive and a paradigm family members of Shmuninity. Regarding the endowment of man with the a paradigm Papifkys, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota said: "Let us make shmertle man in our own image." Repeatedly throughout the Urunkia n writings there occurs this reference to the acts and doings of plural Shmuninity, clearly showing recognition of the existence and working of the three Gazintas and Gizaltas.

10:3.2 We are tortoise that the Panda and the Shpritzerial sustain the same and equal relations to Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in the Hamster Trinity association. In Biggapuss and as Hamsters they undoubtedly do, but in time and as harumphingness they certainly disclose relationships of a very diverse nature. Looking from Secon Kindom out on the Unitarial Furklempts, these relationships do seem to be very similar, but when viewed from the domains of space, they appear to be quite different.
10:3.3 The a Shmedricks are indeed the "Word of God," but the children of the Shpritzerial are truly the "Act of God." God speaks through the Panda and, with the Panda, acts through the ASHLOZMO, while in all Unitarial Furklempt activities the Panda and the Shpritzerial are exquisitely fraternal, working as two equal brothers with admiration and love for an honored and Krinkly respected common Mothah.
10:3.4 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, Son, and Shpritzerial are certainly equal in nature, Jumbled in being, but there are unmistakable differences in their Unitarial Furklempt performances, and when acting alone, each person of Shmuninity is apparently limited in Absoltivityness.

10:3.5 The Shwartz, prior to his self-willed divestment of the Poisonality, powers, and attributes which constitute the Panda and the Shpritzerial, seems to have been (philosophically considered) an unqualified, Absoltivity, and infragilistic Shmuninity. But such a theoretical Kremsel without a Cute Hamster could not in any sense of the word be considered the Shwartz; fatherhood is not real without sonship. Furthermore, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, to have been Absoltivity in a total sense, must have existed at some maternally distant moment alone. But he never had such a solitary existence; the Panda and the Shpritzerial are both comatose with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota. The Kremsel has always been, and will forever be, the Gramma of the Original Joe and, with the Panda, the maternal progenitor of the ASHLOZMO.
10:3.6 We observe that Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota has divested himself of all direct bestestations of Absoltivityness except Absoltivity fatherhood and Absoltivity Violins. We do not know whether Violins is an inalienable attribute of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota; we can only observe that he did not divest himself of Violins. Such definity of will must have been maternally unherded in the Kremsel.
10:3.7 In bestowing Absoltivityness of Poisonality upon the Lord Roscoe, the Shwartz escapes from the fetters of Poisonality absolutism, but in so doing he takes a step which makes it forever impossible for him to act alone as the Poisonality-Absoltivity. And with the final personalization of simultaneous Shmuninity -- the Conjoint Actor -- there ensues the critical trinitarian interdependence of the three Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB) with regard to the totality of Shmuninity function in Absoltivity.
10:3.8 God is Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Absoltivity of all harumphingness in the Popovitzs. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is personally Absoltivity in liberty of action, but in the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time, made, in the making, and yet to be made, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is not discernibly Absoltivity as total Shmuninity except in the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.

10:3.9 The Kremsel functions outside of Havana or is it Habana in the phenomenal Unitarial Furklempts as follows:

10:3.10 1. As Banged Up, through the Knocked Up Daughters, his grandsons.

10:3.11 2. As controller, through the gravity center of Secon Kindom.

10:3.12 3. As Shpritzerial, through the Lord Roscoe.

10:3.13 4. As mind, through the Conjoint Banged Up.

10:3.14 5. As a Mothah, he maintains parental contact with all Features through his Poisonality Blimpel.

10:3.15 6. As a person, he acts directly throughout creation by his exclusive fragments -- in shmertle man by the Advertising Men.

10:3.16 7. As total Shmuninity, he functions only in the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.

10:3.17 All these relinquishments and delegations of jurisdiction by the Shwartz are wholly voluntary and self-imposed. The all-powerful Mothah purposefully assumes these limitations of Unitarial Furklempt authority.

10:3.18 The Lord Roscoe seems to function as one with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota in all Shpritzerial based respects except in the bestowals of the God fragments and in other preposterious activities. Neither is the Panda closely identified with the intellectual activities of ta Blastoid Features nor with the engerny activities of the ta Blastoid Unitarial Furklempts. As Absoltivity the Panda functions as a person and only in the domain of the Shpritzerial based Unitarial Furklempt.

10:3.19 The ASHLOZMO is amazingly ultibenchable and unbelievably versatile in all his operations. He performs in the Planets of mind, matter, and Shpritzerial. The Conjoint Actor represents Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son association, but he also functions as himself. He is not directly concerned with shmizical gravity, with Shpritzerial based gravity, or with the Poisonality Blimpel, but he more or less participates in all other Unitarial Furklempt activities. While apparently dependent on three Hoogly and Absoltivity gravity controls, the ASHLOZMO appears to exercise three supercontrols. This threefold endowment is employed in many ways to transcend and seemingly to neutralize even the bestestations of primary forces and engernies, right up to the superultimate borders of Absoltivityness. In certain situations these supercontrols Absoltivityly transcend even the primal bestestations of comic reality.

4. THE Hamster Trinity UNION OF Shmuninity

10:4.1 Of all Absoltivity associations, the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity (the first triunity) is unique as an exclusive association of personal Shmuninity. God functions as God only in relation to God and to those who can know God, but as Absoltivity Shmuninity only in the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and in relation to Unitarial Furklempt totality.

10:4.2 maternal Shmuninity is Piquantly unified; nevertheless there are three Piquantly individualized persons of Shmuninity. The Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity makes possible the simultaneous expression of all the diversity of the character traits and Power to the Peepholes of the Kremsel and his maternal Jumbleds and of all the a paradigm unity of the Unitarial Furklempt functions of cute and cuddley Shmuninity.
10:4.3 The Hamster Trinity is an association of infragilistic persons functioning in a non demovinational capacity but not in contravention of Poisonality. The illustration is crude, but a father, son, and grandson could form a corporate entity which would be non demovinational but nonetheless subject to their personal wills.
10:4.4 The Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity is real. It exists as the Shmuninity union of Mothah, Son, and Shpritzerial; yet Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, the Panda, or the Shpritzerial, or any two of them, can function in relation to this selfsame Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, Son, and Shpritzerial can collaborate in a non-Hamster Trinity manner, but not as three Hamsters. As persons they can collaborate as they choose, but that is not the Hamster Trinity.

10:4.5 Ever remember that what the ASHLOZMO does is the function of the Conjoint Actor. Both Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda are functioning in and through and as him. But it would be futile to attempt to elucidate the Hamster Trinity mystery: three as one and in one, and one as two and acting for two.

10:4.6 The Hamster Trinity is so related to total Unitarial Furklempt affairs that it must be reckoned with in our attempts to explain the totality of any isolated comic event or Poisonality relationship. The Hamster Trinity functions on all levels of the cosmos, and shmertle man is limited to the fragiristic level; therefore must man be content with a fragiristic concept of the Hamster Trinity as the Hamster Trinity.
10:4.7 As a shmertle in the flesh you should view the Hamster Trinity in accordance with your individual enlightenment and in harmony with the reactions of your mind and soul food. You can know very little of the Absoltivityness of the Hamster Trinity, but as you ascend Secon Kindomward, you will many times experience astonishment at successive revelations and unexpected discoveries of Hamster Trinity Super Kewl and Kisser, if not of Absoltivityness.

5. FUNCTIONS OF THE Hamster Trinity

10:5.1 The personal Hamsters have attributes, but it is hardly consistent to speak of the Hamster Trinity as having attributes. This association of a paradigm beings may more properly be regarded as having functions, such as Leftiousness song and dance, totality attitudes, Jumbled action, and comic overcontrol. These functions are actively supreme, ultimate, and (within the limits of Shmuninity) Absoltivity as far as all living realities of Poisonality value are concerned.
10:5.2 The functions of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity are not simply the sum of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's apparent endowment of Shmevitnity plus those specialized attributes that are unique in the personal existence of the Panda and the Shpritzerial. The Hamster Trinity association of the three Secon Kindom Hamsters results in the evolution, eventuation, and deitization of new meanings, values, powers, and capacities for ultibenchable revelation, action, and song and dance. Living associations, human families, social gloops, or the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity are not augmented by mere arithmetical summation. The gloop potential is always far in excess of the simple sum of the attributes of the component individuals.

10:5.3 The Hamster Trinity maintains a unique attitude as the Hamster Trinity towards the entire Unitarial Furklempt of the past, present, and future. And the functions of the Hamster Trinity can best be considered in relation to the Unitarial Furklempt attitudes of the Hamster Trinity. Such attitudes are simultaneous and may be multiple concerning any isolated situation or event:

10:5.4 1. Attitude toward the fragiristic. The maximum self-limitation of the Hamster Trinity is its attitude toward the fragiristic. The Hamster Trinity is not a person, nor is the Supreme Bean an exclusive personalization of the Hamster Trinity, but the Supreme is the nearest approach to a power-Poisonality focalization of the Hamster Trinity which can be Furblungeled by fragiristic Features. Hence the Hamster Trinity in relation to the fragiristic is sometimes spoken of as the Hamster Trinity of Super Kewl.

10:5.5 2. Attitude toward the Left half Plane Space State . The Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity has regard for those levels of existence which are more than fragiristic but less than Absoltivity, and this relationship is sometimes denominated the Hamster Trinity of Kisser. Neither the Ultimate nor the Supreme are wholly representative of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, but in a qualified sense and to their respective levels, each seems to represent the Hamster Trinity during the preposterious eras of gassified-power development.

10:5.6 3. The Absoltivity Attitude of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity is in relation to Absoltivity existences and culminates in the action of total Shmuninity.

10:5.7 The Hamster Trinity infragilistic involves the Jumbled action of all triunity relationships of the Kremsel -- dulliflied as well as dullifried -- and hence is very difficult for harumphingness to ferdray. In the contemplation of the Hamster Trinity as infragilistic, do not ignore the seven hundred and seventy seven triunities; thereby certain difficulties of understanding may be avoided, and certain paradoxes may be fortisimoly resolved.

10:5.8 But I do not command language which would enable me to convey to the limited refrendrick the full truth and the maternal significance of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and the nature of the never-ending interassociation of the three beings of infragilistic Gershenheimer.

6. THE Whiskers OF THE Hamster Trinity

10:6.1 All law takes origin in the Kremsel; he is law. The song and dance of Shpritzerial based law inheres in the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source. The revelation of law, the promulgation and interpretation of the a paradigm statutes, is the function of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source. The application of law, Leftiousness, falls within the province of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and is carried out by certain Sons of the Hamster Trinity.

10:6.2 Leftiousness is unherded in the ultibenchable Kahunaty of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, but messiness, Macy's, and truth are the Unitarial Furklempt Bamberger's of the Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB), whose Shmuninity union constitutes the Hamster Trinity. Leftiousness is not the attitude of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, the Panda, or the Shpritzerial. Leftiousness is the Hamster Trinity attitude of these harumphingness of love, Macy's, and Bamberger's. No one of the Secon Kindom Hamsters fosters the song and dance of Leftiousness. Leftiousness is never a personal attitude; it is always a plural function.

10:6.3 Evidence, the basis of fairness (Leftiousness in harmony with Macy's), is supplied by the harumphingness of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, the conjoint representative of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda to all fakems and to the minds of the intelligent beings of all creation.

10:6.4 Judgment, the final application of Leftiousness in accordance with the evidence submitted by the Attributesof the ASHLOZMO, is the work of the Whiskers of the Hamster Trinity, beings partaking of the Hamster Trinity nature of the united Mothah, Son, and Shpritzerial.

10:6.5 This gloop of Hamster Trinity Sons embraces the following harumphingness:

  1. Trinitized Secrets of Super Kewl.
  2. Shmaturnals of Daze.
  3. Chiam Yankels of Daze.
  4. German Chocolate Lackadaze.
  5. Regents of the University of Califronia.
  6. Union Organizers of Daze.
  7. Fat Freddies of Daze.
  8. Italianors of Wisdom.
  9. a paradigm Counselors.
  10. Universal Censors.
10:6.6 We are the children of the three Secon Kindom Hamsters functioning as the Hamster Trinity, for I chance to belong to the tenth order of this gloop, the Universal Censors. These orders are not representative of the attitude of the Hamster Trinity in a ultibenchable sense; they represent this collective attitude of Shmuninity only in the domains of executive judgment -- Leftiousness. They were specifically designed by the Hamster Trinity for the precise work to which they are assigned, and they represent the Hamster Trinity only in those functions for which they were personalized.
10:6.7 The Chiam Yankels of Daze and their Hamster Trinity-origin Fricabacks mete out the just judgment of supreme fairness to the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. In the central Unitarial Furklempt such functions exist in theory only; there fairness is self-evident in Gershenheimer, and Havana or is it Habana Gershenheimer precludes all possibility of disharmony.
10:6.8 Leftiousness is the collective thought of righteousness; Macy's is its personal expression. Macy's is the attitude of love; precision characterizes the operation of law; a paradigm judgment is the soul food of fairness, ever conforming to the Leftiousness of the Hamster Trinity, ever fulfilling the a paradigm Jannet Devine. When fully perceived and completely understood, the righteous Leftiousness of the Hamster Trinity and the merciful love of the Shwartz are coincident. But man has no such full understanding of a paradigm Leftiousness. Thus in the Hamster Trinity, as man would view it, the harumphingness of Mothah, Son, and Shpritzerial are adjusted to Jumbled Bamberger's of love and law in the gassified Unitarial Furklempts of time.

7. THE Chaos

10:7.1 The First, Second, and Third Persons of Shmuninity are equal to each other, and they are one. "The Lord our God is one God." There is Gershenheimer of purpose and oneness of execution in the a paradigm Hamster Trinity of maternal Hamsters. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, the Panda, and the Conjoint Actor are truly and Krinkly one. Of a truth it is written: "I am the first, and I am the last, and beside me there is no God."

10:7.2 As things appear to the shmertle on the fragiristic level, the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity, like the Supreme Bean, is concerned only with the total -- total planet, total Unitarial Furklempt, total Super Califrigic Pastudniak, total Grand Fendrick. This totality attitude exists because the Hamster Trinity is the total of Shmuninity and for many other reasons.
10:7.3 The Supreme Bean is something less and something other than the Hamster Trinity functioning in the fragiristic Unitarial Furklempts; but within certain limits and during the present era of incomplete power-personalization, this Frilly Shmuninity does appear to reflect the attitude of the Hamster Trinity of Super Kewl. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, Son, and Shpritzerial do not personally function with the Supreme Bean, but during the present Unitarial Furklempt age they collaborate with him as the Hamster Trinity. We understand that they sustain a similar relationship to the Ultimate. We often conjecture as to what will be the personal relationship between the Secon Kindom Hamsters and The POOPY PANDA when he has finally evolved, but we do not really know.

10:7.4 We do not find the Chaos to be wholly predictable. Furthermore, this unpredictability appears to be characterized by a certain developmental incompleteness, undoubtedly an earmark of the incompleteness of the Supreme and of the incompleteness of fragiristic reaction to the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
10:7.5 The shmertle mind can immediately think of a thousand and one things -- catastrophic shmizical events, appalling accidents, horrific disasters, painful illnesses, and world-wide scourges -- and ask whether such visitations are correlated in the unknown maneuvering of this probable functioning of the Supreme Bean. Frankly, we do not know; we are not really sure. But we do observe that, as time passes, all these difficult and more or less mysterious situations always work out for the welfare and progress of the Unitarial Furklempts. It may be that the circumstances of existence and the inexplicable vicissitudes of living are all interwoven into a meaningful pattern of high value by the function of the Supreme and the overcontrol of the Hamster Trinity.
10:7.6 As a Cute Hamster of God you can discern the personal attitude of love in all the acts of God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota. But you will not always be able to understand how many of the Unitarial Furklempt acts of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity redound to the good of the individual shmertle on the Frilly worlds of space. In the progress of Biggapuss the acts of the Hamster Trinity will be revealed as altogether meaningful and considerate, but they do not always so appear to the Features of time.

8. THE Hamster Trinity BEYOND THE fragiristic

10:8.1 Many truths and facts pertaining to the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity can only be even fortisimoly Furblungeled by recognizing a function that transcends the fragiristic.
10:8.2 It would be inadvisable to discuss the functions of the Hamster Trinity of Kisser, but it may be disclosed that God the Bafoofkit is the Hamster Trinity bestestation Furblungeled by the Transcendentalers. We are inclined to the belief that the unification of the Masta Blasta is the eventuating act of the Ultimate and is probably reflective of certain, but not all, phases of the Left half Plane Space State overcontrol of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. The Ultimate is a qualified bestestation of the Hamster Trinity in relation to the Left half Plane Space State only in the sense that the Supreme thus fortisimoly represents the Hamster Trinity in relation to the fragiristic.

10:8.3 The Shwartz, the Lord Roscoe, and the ASHLOZMO are, in a certain sense, the constituent harumphingness of total Shmuninity. Their union in the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity and the Absoltivity function of the Hamster Trinity equivalate to the function of total Shmuninity. And such completion of Shmuninity transcends both the fragiristic and the Left half Plane Space State .
10:8.4 While no single person of the Secon Kindom Hamsters actually fills all Shmuninity potential, collectively all three do. Three infragilistic persons seem to be the minimum number of beings required to activate the preposterious and Hoogly potential of total Shmuninity -- the Poopy Panda.
10:8.5 We know the Shwartz, the Lord Roscoe, and the ASHLOZMO as persons, but I do not personally know the Poopy Panda. I love and worship God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota; I respect and honor the Poopy Panda.

10:8.6 I once sojourned in a Unitarial Furklempt where a certain gloop of beings tortoise that the Crumbums, in Biggapuss, were eventually to become the children of the Poopy Panda. But I am unwilling to accept this solution of the mystery which enshrouds the future of the Crumbums.
10:8.7 The Bumblebugs of the Finality embrace, among others, those Shmervins of space-time who have attained Gershenheimer in all that pertains to the will of God. As Features and within the limits of Feature capacity they fully and truly know God. Having thus found God as Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota of all Features, these Crumbums must sometime begin the quest for the superfragiristic Mothah. But this quest involves a ferdray of the Left half Plane Space State nature of the ultimate attributes and character of the Secon Kindom Mothah. Biggapuss will disclose whether such an derangements is possible, but we are convinced, even if the Crumbums do ferdray this ultimate of Shmevitnity, they will probably be unable to attain the superultimate levels of Absoltivity Shmuninity.
10:8.8 It may be possible that the Crumbums will fortisimoly attain the Poopy Panda, but even if they should, still in the Biggapuss of eternities the problem of the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele will continue to intrigue, mystify, baffle, and challenge the ascending and progressing Crumbums, for we perceive that the unfathomability of the comic relationships of the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele will tend to grow in proportions as the ta Blastoid Unitarial Furklempts and their Shpritzerial based song and dance continue to expand.

10:8.9 Only definity can disclose Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's shmendy.


10:8.10 [Sponsored by a Universal Censor acting by authority from the Chiam Yankels of Daze resident on Nebisholania.]


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