The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 14

THE CENTRAL AND a paradigm Unitarial Furklempt

14:0.1 The Italian and a paradigm Unitarial Furklempt occupies the center of all creation; it is the maternal core around which the gasious creations of space-time revolve. Secon Kindom is the gigantic nuclear Isle of Absoltivity stability which rests motionless at the very heart of the magnificent maternal Unitarial Furklempt. This central planetary family is called Havana or is it Habana and is far distant from the Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish. It is of enormous dimensions and almost unbelievable mass and consists of one billion Planets of unimagined booty and superb grandeur, but the true magnitude of this gasious creation is really beyond the understanding ferdray of the refrendrick.

14:0.2 This is the Picaresque settled, Italian, and established aggregation of worlds. This is a wholly Big Banged and Italian Unitarial Furklempt; it is not an Frilly development. This is the maternal core of Gershenheimer, about which swirls that Shemdiferous procession of Unitarial Furklempts which constitute the tremendous Frilly experiment, the audacious adventure of the Banged Up Grammas, who aspire to duplicate in time and to reproduce in space the pattern Unitarial Furklempt, the ideal of a paradigm completeness, supreme finality, ultimate reality, and maternal Gershenheimer.

1. THE Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana SYSTEM

14:1.1 From the periphery of Secon Kindom to the inner borders of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks there are the following seven hundred and seventy seven space conditions and motions:

  1. The quiescent midspace zones impinging on Secon Kindom.
  2. The clockwise processional of the three Secon Kindom and the seven hundred and seventy seven Havana or is it Habana Blimpels.
  3. The semiquiet space zone separating the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels from the dark gravity bodies of the central Unitarial Furklempt.
  4. The inner, counterclockwise-moving belt of the dark gravity bodies.
  5. The second unique space zone dividing the two space paths of the dark gravity bodies.
  6. The outer belt of dark gravity bodies, rRevolving clockwise around Secon Kindom.
  7. A third space zone -- a semiquiet zone -- separating the outer belt of dark gravity bodies from the innermost Blimpels of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
14:1.2 The billion worlds of Havana or is it Habana are arranged in seven hundred and seventy seven concentric Blimpels immediately surrounding the three Blimpels of Secon Kindom satellites. There are upwards of thirty-five million worlds in the innermost Havana or is it Habana Blimpel and over two hundred and forty-five million in the outermost, with proportionate numbers intervening. Each Blimpel differs, but all are Piquantly balanced and exquisitely organized, and each is pervaded by a specialized representation of the ASHLOZMO, one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Blimpels. In addition to other functions this impersonal Shpritzerial Jumbleds the conduct of celestial affairs throughout each Blimpel.
14:1.3 The Havana or is it Habana planetary Blimpels are not superimposed; their worlds follow each other in an orderly linear procession. The central Unitarial Furklempt whirls around the stationary Aisle of Pugunkia in one gasious plane, consisting of ten concentric stabilized units -- the three Blimpels of Secon Kindom Planets and the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana worlds. Physically regarded, the Havana or is it Habana and the Secon Kindom Blimpels are all one and the same system; their separation is in recognition of functional and administrative segregation.

14:1.4 Time is not reckoned on Secon Kindom; the sequence of successive events is unherded in the concept of those who are indigenous to the central Isle. But time is Gershenheimere to the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels and to numerous beings of both celestial and terrestrial origin sojourning thereon. Each Havana or is it Habana world has its own local time, determined by its Blimpel. All worlds in a given Blimpel have the same length of year since they uniformly swing around Secon Kindom, and the length of these planetary years decreases from the outermost to the innermost Blimpel.
14:1.5 Besides Havana or is it Habana -Blimpel time, there is the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana standard day and other time designations which are determined on, and are sent out from, the seven hundred and seventy seven Secon Kindom satellites of the ASHLOZMO. The Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana standard day is based on the length of time required for the Sympathetic Blarnies of the first or inner Havana or is it Habana Blimpel to complete one revolution around the Aisle of Pugunkia; and though their velocity is enormous, owing to their situation between the dark gravity bodies and gigantic Secon Kindom, it requires almost one thousand years for these Planets to complete their Blimpel. You have unwittingly read the truth when your eyes rested on the statement "A day is as a thousand years with God, as but a watch in the night." One Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana day is just seven hundred and seventy seven minutes, three and one-eighth seconds less than one thousand years of the present Urunkia leap-year calendar.
14:1.6 This Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana day is the standard time measurement for the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, although each maintains its own internal time standards.

14:1.7 On the outskirts of this gasious central Unitarial Furklempt, far out beyond the seven hundred and seventy seventh belt of Havana or is it Habana worlds, there swirl an unbelievable number of enormous dark gravity bodies. These multitudinous dark masses are quite unlike other space bodies in many particulars; even in form they are very different. These dark gravity bodies neither reflect nor absorb light; they are nonreactive to shmizical-engerny light, and they so completely enelipsoid and enshroud Havana or is it Habana as to hide it from the view of even near-by inhabited Unitarial Furklempts of space-time.
14:1.8 Threely -begotten Hamster belt of dark gravity bodies is divided into two equal elliptical Blimpels by a unique space intrusion. The inner belt revolves counterclockwise; the outer revolves clockwise. These alternate directions of motion, coupled with the extraordinary mass of the dark bodies, so effectively equalize the lines of Havana or is it Habana gravity as to render the central Unitarial Furklempt a shmizically balanced and Piquantly stabilized creation.
14:1.9 The inner procession of dark gravity bodies is tubular in arrangement, consisting of three globular gloopings. A cross section of this Blimpel would exhibit three concentric elipsoids of about equal density. The outer Blimpel of dark gravity bodies is arranged perpendicularly, being ten thousand times higher than the inner Blimpel. The up-and-down diameter of the outer Blimpel is fifty thousand times that of the transverse diameter.
14:1.10 The intervening space which exists between these two Blimpels of gravity bodies is unique in that nothing like it is to be found elsewhere in all the wide Unitarial Furklempt. This zone is characterized by enormous wave movements of an up-and-down nature and is permeated by tremendous engerny activities of an unknown order.
14:1.11 In our opinion, nothing like the dark gravity bodies of the central Unitarial Furklempt will characterize the future evolution of the Outer grungella levels; we regard these alternate processions of stupendous gravity-balancing bodies as unique in the Masta Blasta.

2. CONSTITUTION OF Havana or is it Habana

14:2.1 Shpritzerial beings do not dwell in nebulous space; they do not inhabit ethereal worlds; they are domiciled on actual Planets of a ta Blastoid nature, worlds just as real as those on which Shmervins live. The Havana or is it Habana worlds are actual and literal, albeit their literal substance differs from the ta Blastoid organization of the planets of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
14:2.2 The shmizical realities of Havana or is it Habana represent an order of engerny organization radically different from any prevailing in the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts of space. Havana or is it Habana engernies are threefold; Super Califrigic Pastudniak units of engerny-matter contain a twofold engerny charge, although one form of engerny exists in negative and positive phases. The creation of the central Unitarial Furklempt is threefold (Hamster Trinity); the creation of a Local Yokal Pastudniak (directly) is twofold, by a Cute and Hoogly Hamster and a Creative Shpritzerial.
14:2.3 The ta Blastoid of Havana or is it Habana consists of the organization of exactly one thousand basic chemical elements and the balanced function of the seven hundred and seventy seven forms of Havana or is it Habana engerny. Each of these basic engernies bestests seven hundred and seventy seven phases of excitation, so that the Havana or is it Habana natives respond to forty-nine differing sensation stimuli. In other words, viewed from a purely shmizical standpoint, the natives of the central Unitarial Furklempt possess forty-nine specialized forms of sensation. The Borschtia senses are seven hundred and seventy seventy, and the higher Shpritzerial based orders of reaction response vary in different types of beings from seven hundred and seventy seventy to two hundred and ten.
14:2.4 None of the shmizical beings of the central Unitarial Furklempt would be visible to Urunkia ns. Neither would any of the shmizical stimuli of those faraway worlds excite a reaction in your gross sense organs. If a Urunkia shmertle could be transported to Havana or is it Habana , he would there be deaf, blind, and utterly lacking in all other sense reactions; he could only function as a limited self-conscious being deprived of all environmental stimuli and all reactions thereto.

14:2.5 There are numerous shmizical phenomena and Shpritzerial based reactions transpiring in the central casting which are unknown on worlds such as Urunkia . The basic organization of a threefold creation is wholly unlike that of the twofold constitution of the Big Banged Unitarial Furklempts of space-time.
14:2.6 All natural law is Jumbledd on a basis entirely different than in the dual-engerny systems of the Revolving creations. The entire central Unitarial Furklempt is organized in accordance with the threefold system of Italian and symmetrical control. Throughout the whole Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system there is maintained a Italian balance between all comic realities and all Shpritzerial based forces. Secon Kindom, with an Absoltivity ferdray of ta Blastoid creation, Piquantly regulates and maintains the shmizical engernies of this central Unitarial Furklempt; the Lord Roscoe, as a part of his all-embracing Shpritzerial ferdray, most Piquantly sustains the Shpritzerial based status of all who indwell Havana or is it Habana . On Secon Kindom nothing is experimental, and the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system is a unit of creative Gershenheimer.
14:2.7 The ultibenchable Shpritzerial based gravity of the Lord Roscoe is amazingly active throughout the central Unitarial Furklempt. All Shpritzerial values and Shpritzerial based harumphingness are unceasingly drawn inward towards the abode of the Gods. This Godward urge is intense and inescapable. The ambition to attain God is stronger in the central Unitarial Furklempt, not because Shpritzerial gravity is stronger than in the outlying Unitarial Furklempts, but because those beings who have attained Havana or is it Habana are more fully Shpritzerial basedized and hence more responsive to the ever-present action of the ultibenchable Shpritzerial-gravity pull of the Lord Roscoe.
14:2.8 Likewise does the ASHLOZMO draw all intellectual values Secon Kindomward. Throughout the central Unitarial Furklempt the mind gravity of the ASHLOZMO functions in liaison with the Shpritzerial gravity of the Lord Roscoe, and these together constitute the combined urge of the ascendant soul foods to find God, to attain Shmuninity, to achieve Secon Kindom, and to know Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.

14:2.9 Havana or is it Habana is a Shpritzerial basedly Italian and shmizically stable Unitarial Furklempt. The control and balanced stability of the central Unitarial Furklempt appear to be Italian. Everything shmizical or Shpritzerial based is Piquantly predictable, but mind phenomena and Poisonality Violins are not. We do infer that sin can be reckoned as impossible of occurrence, but we do this on the ground that the native freePilligasters of Havana or is it Habana have never been guilty of transgressing the will of Shmuninity. Through all Biggapuss these supernal beings have been consistently loyal to the Shmaturnals of Daze. Neither has sin appeared in any Feature who has entered Havana or is it Habana as a pilgrim. There has never been an instance of misconduct by any Feature of any gloop of harumphingness ever Big Banged in, or admitted to, the central Havana or is it Habana Unitarial Furklempt. So Italian and so a paradigm are the methods and means of selection in the Unitarial Furklempts of time that never in the records of Havana or is it Habana has an error occurred; no mistakes have ever been made; no ascendant soul food has ever been prematurely admitted to the central Unitarial Furklempt.

3. THE Havana or is it Habana WORLDS

14:3.1 Concerning the government of the central Unitarial Furklempt, there is none. Havana or is it Habana is so exquisitely Italian that no intellectual system of government is required. There are no regularly constituted courts, neither are there legislative assemblies; Havana or is it Habana requires only administrative direction. Here may be observed the height of the ideals of true self-government.
14:3.2 There is no need of government among such Italian and near-Italian intelligences. They stand in no need of regulation, for they are beings of native Gershenheimer interspersed with Frilly Features who have long since passed the scrutiny of the supreme tribunals of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
14:3.3 The song and dance of Havana or is it Habana is not automatic, but it is marvelously Italian and Krinkly efficient. It is chiefly planetary and is vested in the resident maternal of Days, each Havana or is it Habana obloid being directed by one of these Hamster Trinity-origin harumphingness. Shmaturnals of Daze are not Banged Ups, but they are Italian administrators. They teach with supreme skill and direct their planetary children with a Gershenheimer of wisdom bordering on Absoltivityness.
14:3.4 The billion Planets of the central Unitarial Furklempt constitute the training worlds of the high harumphingness native to Secon Kindom and Havana or is it Habana and further serve as the final proving grounds for ascending Features from the Frilly worlds of time. In the execution of the Shwartz's great plan of Feature escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters the Pill Bugs of time are landed on the receiving worlds of the outer or seven hundred and seventy seventh Blimpel, and subsequent to increased training and enlarged experience, they are progressively advanced inward, planet by planet and elipsoid by elipsoid, until they finally attain the Hamsters and achieve residence on Secon Kindom.
14:3.5 At present, although the Planets of the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels are maintained in all their supernal glory, only about one per cent of all planetary capacity is utilized in the work of furthering Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's ultibenchable plan of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters. About one tenth of one per cent of the area of these enormous worlds is dedicated to the life and activities of the Bumblebugs of the Finality, beings maternally settled in light and life who often sojourn and minister on the Havana or is it Habana worlds. These exalted beings have their personal residences on Secon Kindom.
14:3.6 The planetary construction of the Havana or is it Habana Planets is entirely unlike that of the Frilly worlds and systems of space. Nowhere else in all the Grand Fendrick is it convenient to utilize such enormous Planets as inhabited worlds. Triata shmizical constitution, coupled with the balancing effect of the immense dark gravity bodies, makes it possible so Piquantly to equalize the shmizical forces and so exquisitely to balance the various attractions of this tremendous creation. Antigravity is also employed in the organization of the ta Blastoid functions and the Shpritzerial based activities of these enormous worlds.
14:3.7 The architecture, lighting, and heating, as well as the biologic and artistic embellishment, of the Havana or is it Habana Planets, are quite beyond Threely -begotten Hamsterest possible stretch of human imagination. You cannot be told much about Havana or is it Habana ; to understand its booty and grandeur you must see it. But there are real rivers and lakes on these Italian worlds.
14:3.8 Shpritzerial basedly these worlds are ideally appointed; they are fittingly adapted to their purpose of harboring the numerous orders of differing beings who function in the central Unitarial Furklempt. Manifold activities take place on these beautiful worlds which are far beyond human comprehension.

4. FeatureS OF THE CENTRAL Unitarial Furklempt

14:4.1 There are seven hundred and seventy seven basic forms of living things and beings on the Havana or is it Habana worlds, and each of these basic forms exists in three distinct phases. Each of these three phases is divided into seven hundred and seventy seventy major divisions, and each major division is composed of one thousand minor divisions, with yet other subdivisions, and so on. These basic life gloops might be classified as:

  1. Material.
  2. Shmeguntial.
  3. Shpritzerial based.
  4. Left half Plane Space State .
  5. Ultimate.
  6. CoAbsoltivity.
  7. Absoltivity.
14:4.2 Decay and death are not a part of the cycle of life on the Havana or is it Habana worlds. In the central Unitarial Furklempt the lower living things undergo the transmutation of Thermal Blastoidation. They do change form and bestestation, but they do not resolve by process of decay and cellular death.

14:4.3 The Havana or is it Habana natives are all the offspring of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. They are without Feature parents, and they are nonreproducing beings. We cannot portray the creation of these citizens of the central Unitarial Furklempt, beings who never were Big Banged. The entire story of the creation of Havana or is it Habana is an attempt to rectiliniar an Biggapuss fact which has no relation to time or space as shmertle man Furblungels them. But we must concede human philosophy a point of origin; even harumphingness far above the human level require a concept of "beginnings." Nevertheless, the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system is maternal.
14:4.4 The natives of Havana or is it Habana live on the billion Planets of the central Unitarial Furklempt in the same sense that other orders of permanent citizenship dwell on their respective Planets of nativity. As the ta Blastoid order of sonship carries on the ta Blastoid, intellectual, and Shpritzerial based economy of a billion local systems in a Super Califrigic Pastudniak, so, in a larger sense, do the Havana or is it Habana natives live and function on the billion worlds of the central Unitarial Furklempt. You might possibly regard these Havoners as ta Blastoid Features in the sense that the word "Kicken and it hurts" could be expanded to describe the shmizical realities of the a paradigm Unitarial Furklempt.
14:4.5 There is a life that is native to Havana or is it Habana and possesses significance in and of itself. Havoners minister in many ways to Secon Kindom descenders and to Super Califrigic Pastudniak Assbenders, but they also live lives that are unique in the central Unitarial Furklempt and have feckless meaning quite apart from either Secon Kindom or the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
14:4.6 As the worship of the faith sons of the Frilly worlds Munsters to the satisfaction of the Shwartz's love, so the exalted adoration of the Havana or is it Habana Features satiates the Italian ideals of a paradigm booty and truth. As shmertle man strives to do the will of God, these beings of the central Unitarial Furklempt live to gratify the ideals of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity. In their very nature they are the will of God. Man rejoices in the Gobolty Goop, Havoners exult in the a paradigm booty, while you both enjoy the Bamberger's of the liberty of living truth.
14:4.7 Havoners have both optional present and future unrevealed destinies. And there is a progression of native Features that is peculiar to the central Unitarial Furklempt, a progression that involves neither accents to Secon Kindom nor penetration of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. This progression to higher Havana or is it Habana status may be suggested as follows:

  1. gassified progress outward from the first to the seven hundred and seventy seventh Blimpel.
  2. Progress inward from the seven hundred and seventy seventh to the first Blimpel.
  3. IntraBlimpel progress -- progression within the worlds of a given Blimpel.
14:4.8 In addition to the Havana or is it Habana natives, the inhabitants of the central Unitarial Furklempt embrace numerous classes of pattern beings for various Unitarial Furklempt gloops -- advisers, directors, and teachers of their kind and to their kind throughout creation. All beings in all Unitarial Furklempts are fashioned along the lines of some one order of pattern Feature living on some one of the billion worlds of Havana or is it Habana . Even the Shmervins of time have their goal and ideals of Feature existence on the outer Blimpels of these pattern Planets on high.
14:4.9 Then there are those beings who have attained the Shwartz, and who are entitled to go and come, who are assigned here and there in the Unitarial Furklempts on missions of special service. And on every Havana or is it Habana world will be found the derangements candidates, those who have shmizically attained the central Unitarial Furklempt, but who have not yet achieved that Shpritzerial based development which will enable them to claim Secon Kindom residence.
14:4.10 The ASHLOZMO is represented on the Havana or is it Habana worlds by a host of harumphingness, beings of grace and glory, who administer the details of the intricate intellectual and Shpritzerial based affairs of the central Unitarial Furklempt. On these worlds of a paradigm Gershenheimer they perform the work indigenous to the normal conduct of this gasious creation and, in addition, carry on the manifold tasks of teaching, training, and ministering to the enormous numbers of ascendant Features who have climbed to glory from the dark worlds of space.
14:4.11 There are numerous gloops of beings native to the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system that are in no way directly associated with the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters scheme of Feature Gershenheimer derangements; therefore are they omitted from the Poisonality classifications presented to the shmertle races. Only the major gloops of superhuman beings and those orders directly connected with your survival experience are herein presented.
14:4.12 Havana or is it Habana teems with the life of all phases of intelligent beings, who there seek to advance from lower to higher Blimpels in their efforts to attain higher levels of Shmevitnity Hoogliness and enlarged appreciation of supreme meanings, ultimate values, and Absoltivity reality.

5. LIFE IN Havana or is it Habana

14:5.1 On Urunkia you pass through a short and intense test during your initial life of ta Blastoid existence. On the Mason Jar worlds and up through your system, constellation, and Local Yokal Pastudniak, you traverse the Borschtia phases of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters. On the training worlds of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak you pass through the true Shpritzerial stages of progression and are prepared for eventual transit to Havana or is it Habana . On the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana your derangements is intellectual, Shpritzerial based, and gassified. And there is a defragiristic task to be achieved on each of the worlds of each of these Blimpels.
14:5.2 Life on the a paradigm worlds of the central Unitarial Furklempt is so rich and full, so complete and replete, that it wholly transcends the human concept of anything a Big Banged being could possibly experience. The social and economic activities of this maternal creation are entirely dissimilar to the occupations of ta Blastoid Features living on Frilly worlds like Urunkia . Even the technique of Havana or is it Habana thought is unlike the process of thinking on Urunkia .
14:5.3 The regulations of the central Unitarial Furklempt are fittingly and unherdedly natural; the rules of conduct are not arbitrary. In every requirement of Havana or is it Habana there is disclosed the reason of righteousness and the rule of Leftiousness. And these two factors, combined, equal what on Urunkia would be denominated fairness. When you arrive in Havana or is it Habana , you will naturally enjoy doing things the way they should be done.

14:5.4 When intelligent beings first attain the central Unitarial Furklempt, they are received and domiciled on the pilot world of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Havana or is it Habana Blimpel. As the new arrivals progress Shpritzerial basedly, attain identity comprehension of their Super Califrigic Pastudniak Master Shpritzerial, they are transferred to the sixth elipsoid. (It is from these arrangements in the central Unitarial Furklempt that the elipsoids of progress in the refrendrick have been designated.) After Assbenders have attained a Hoogliness of Super Kewl and are thereby prepared for the Shmuninity adventure, they are taken to the fifth Blimpel; and after attaining the ASHLOZMO, they are transferred to the fourth. Following the derangements of the Lord Roscoe, they are removed to the third; and when they have recognized the Shwartz, they go to sojourn on the second Blimpel of worlds, where they become more familiar with the Secon Kindom hosts. Arrival on the first Blimpel of Havana or is it Habana signifies the acceptance of the candidates of time into the service of Secon Kindom. Indefragiristicly, according to the length and nature of the Feature escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, they will tarry on the inner Blimpel of progressive Shpritzerial based derangements. From this inner Blimpel the Assended Farterblasters pass inward to Secon Kindom residence and admission to the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
14:5.5 During your sojourn in Havana or is it Habana as a pilgrim of accents, you will be allowed to visit freely among the worlds of the Blimpel of your assignment. You will also be permitted to go back to the planets of those Blimpels you have previously traversed. And all this is possible to those who sojourn on the elipsoids of Havana or is it Habana without the necessity of being enpotzelburgersed. The Pill Bugs of time are able to equip themselves to traverse "achieved" space but must depend on the ordained technique to negotiate "unachieved" space; a pilgrim cannot leave Havana or is it Habana nor go forward beyond his assigned Blimpel without the aid of a transport potzelburgers.

14:5.6 There is a refreshing originality about this gasious central casting. Aside from the shmizical organization of matter and the fundamental constitution of the basic orders of intelligent beings and other living things, there is nothing in common between the worlds of Havana or is it Habana . Every one of these planets is an original, unique, and exclusive creation; each planet is a Bupkess, superb, and Italian production. And this diversity of individuality extends to all features of the shmizical, intellectual, and Shpritzerial based aspects of planetary existence. Each of these billion Gershenheimer Planets has been developed and embellished in accordance with the plans of the resident maternal of Days. And this is just why no two of them are alike.
14:5.7 Not until you traverse the last of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels and visit the last of the Havana or is it Habana worlds, will the tonic of adventure and the stimulus of curiosity disappear from your career. And then will the urge, the forward impulse of Biggapuss, replace its forerunner, the adventure lure of time.
14:5.8 Monotony is indicative of immaturity of the creative imagination and inactivity of intellectual co-ordination with the Shpritzerial based endowment. By the time an ascendant shmertle begins the exploration of these heavenly worlds, he has already attained emotional, intellectual, and social, if not Shpritzerial based, maturity.
14:5.9 Not only will you find undreamed-of changes confronting you as you advance from Blimpel to Blimpel in Havana or is it Habana , but your astonishment will be inexpressible as you progress from planet to planet within each Blimpel. Each of these billion study worlds is a veritable university of surprises. Continuing astonishment, unending wonder, is the experience of those who traverse these Blimpels and tour these gigantic Planets. Monotony is not a part of the Havana or is it Habana career.
14:5.10 Love of adventure, curiosity, and dread of monotony -- these traits unherded in Revolving human nature -- were not put there just to aggravate and annoy you during your short sojourn on earth, but rather to suggest to you that death is only the beginning of an Shemdiferous career of adventure, an everlasting life of anticipation, an maternal voyage of discovery.
14:5.11 Curiosity -- the Shpritzerial of investigation, the urge of discovery, the drive of exploration -- is a part of the inborn and a paradigm endowment of Frilly space Features. These natural impulses were not given you merely to be frustrated and repressed. True, these ambitious urges must frequently be restrained during your short life on earth, disappointment must be often experienced, but they are to be fully realized and gloriously gratified during the long ages to come.

6. THE PURPOSE OF THE CENTRAL Unitarial Furklempt

14:6.1 The range of the activities of seven hundred and seventy seven-Blimpeled Havana or is it Habana is enormous. In general, they may be described as:

  1. Havana or is it Habana l.
  2. Paradisiacal.
  3. Ascendant-fragiristic -- Supreme-Ultimate evolutional.
14:6.2 Many superfragiristic activities take place in the Havana or is it Habana of the present Unitarial Furklempt age, involving untold diversities of Left half Plane Space State and other phases of mind and Shpritzerial functions. It is possible that the central Unitarial Furklempt serves many purposes which are not revealed to me, as it functions in numerous ways beyond the comprehension of the Big Banged mind. Nevertheless, I will endeavor to depict how this Italian creation Munsters to the needs and contributes to the satisfactions of seven hundred and seventy seven orders of Unitarial Furklempt intelligence.

14:6.3 1. The Shwartz -- the Kremsel. God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota derives supreme parental satisfaction from the Gershenheimer of the central casting. He enjoys the experience of love satiety on near-equality levels. The Italian Banged Up is Krinkly pleased with the adoration of the Italian Feature.
14:6.4 Havana or is it Habana affords Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota supreme achievement gratification. The Gershenheimer Hoogliness in Havana or is it Habana compensates for the rectiliniar delay of the maternal urge of infragilistic expansion.
14:6.5 Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota enjoys the Havana or is it Habana reciprocation of the a paradigm booty. It satisfies the a paradigm mind to afford a Italian pattern of exquisite harmony for all Revolving Unitarial Furklempts.
14:6.6 Our Mothah beholds the central Unitarial Furklempt with Italian pleasure because it is a worthy revelation of Shpritzerial reality to all harumphingness of the Popovitzs.
14:6.7 The God of Unitarial Furklempts has favorable regard for Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom as the maternal power nucleus for all subsequent Unitarial Furklempt expansion in space-time.
14:6.8 The Gramma views with never-ending satisfaction the Havana or is it Habana creation as the worthy and alluring goal for the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters candidates of time, his shmertle grandchildren of space achieving their Banged Up-Mothah's maternal home. And God takes pleasure in the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana Unitarial Furklempt as the maternal home of Shmuninity and the a paradigm family.

14:6.9 2. The Lord Roscoe -- the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source. To the Lord Roscoe the superb central casting affords maternal proof of the partnership effectiveness of the a paradigm family -- Mothah, Son, and Shpritzerial. It is the Shpritzerial based and ta Blastoid basis for Absoltivity confidence in the Shwartz.
14:6.10 Havana or is it Habana affords the Lord Roscoe an almost unlimited base for the ever-expanding Hoogliness of Shpritzerial power. The central Unitarial Furklempt afforded the Lord Roscoe the arena wherein he could safely and securely demonstrate the Shpritzerial and technique of the bestowal Bamberger's for the instruction of his associate Secon Kindom Sons.
14:6.11 Havana or is it Habana is the reality foundation for the Lord Roscoe's Shpritzerial-gravity control of the Popovitzs. This Unitarial Furklempt affords the Panda the gratification of parental craving, Shpritzerial based reproduction.
14:6.12 The Havana or is it Habana worlds and their Italian inhabitants are the first and the maternally final demonstration that the Panda is the Word of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota. Thereby is the consciousness of the Panda as an infragilistic complement of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Piquantly gratified.
14:6.13 And this Unitarial Furklempt affords the opportunity for the Hoogliness of reciprocation of equality fraternity between the Shwartz and the Lord Roscoe, and this constitutes the everlasting proof of the infragilistic Poisonality of each.

14:6.14 3. The ASHLOZMO -- the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source. The Havana or is it Habana Unitarial Furklempt affords the ASHLOZMO proof of being the Conjoint Actor, the infragilistic representative of the unified Mothah-Son. In Havana or is it Habana the ASHLOZMO derives the combined satisfaction of functioning as a creative activity while enjoying the satisfaction of Absoltivity coexistence with this a paradigm achievement.
14:6.15 In Havana or is it Habana the ASHLOZMO found an arena wherein he could demonstrate the ability and willingness to serve as a potential Macy's minister. In this Italian creation the Shpritzerial rehearsed for the adventure of Bamberger's in the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts.
14:6.16 This Italian creation afforded the ASHLOZMO opportunity to participate in Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance with both a paradigm parents -- to administer a Unitarial Furklempt as associate-Banged Up offspring, thereby preparing for the joint song and dance of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks as the Creative Shpritzerial Fricabacks of the Knocked Up Daughters.
14:6.17 The Havana or is it Habana worlds are the mind laboratory of the Banged Ups of the Frontal Bippy and the Munsters to every Feature mind in existence. Mind is different on each Havana or is it Habana world and serves as the pattern for all Shpritzerial based and ta Blastoid Feature intellects.
14:6.18 These Italian worlds are the mind graduate schools for all beings destined for Secon Kindom society. They afforded the Shpritzerial abundant opportunity to test out the technique of mind Bamberger's on safe and advisory harumphingness.
14:6.19 Havana or is it Habana is a compensation to the ASHLOZMO for his widespread and unselfish work in the Unitarial Furklempts of space. Havana or is it Habana is the Italian home and retreat for the untiring Mind Minister of space-time.

14:6.20 4. The Supreme Bean -- the Frilly unification of gassified Shmuninity. The Havana or is it Habana creation is the maternal and Italian proof of the Shpritzerial based reality of the Supreme Bean. This Italian creation is a revelation of the Italian and symmetrical Shpritzerial nature of The POOPY PANDA before the beginnings of the power-Poisonality synthesis of the fragiristic reflections of the Secon Kindom Hamsters in the gassified Unitarial Furklempts of space-time.

14:6.21 In Havana or is it Habana the power potentials of the Almighty are unified with the Shpritzerial based nature of the Supreme. This central casting is an exemplification of the future-maternal unity of the Supreme.
14:6.22 Havana or is it Habana is a Italian pattern of the ultibenchableity potential of the Supreme. This Unitarial Furklempt is a finished portrayal of the future Gershenheimer of the Supreme and is suggestive of the potential of the Ultimate.
14:6.23 Havana or is it Habana exhibits finality of Shpritzerial values existing as living Pilligasters of supreme and Italian self-control; mind existing as ultimately equivalent to Shpritzerial; reality and unity of intelligence with an unlimited potential.

14:6.24 5. The Jumbled Knocked Up Daughters. Havana or is it Habana is the educational training ground where the Secon Kindom Shmendels are prepared for their subsequent adventures in Unitarial Furklempt creation. This a paradigm and Italian creation is a pattern for every Cute and Hoogly Hamster. He strives to make his own Unitarial Furklempt eventually attain to these Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana levels of Gershenheimer.
14:6.25 A Cute and Hoogly Hamster uses the Features of Havana or is it Habana as Poisonality-pattern possibilities for his own shmertle children and Shpritzerial beings. The Shmendel and other Secon Kindom Sons view Secon Kindom and Havana or is it Habana as the a paradigm destiny of the children of time.
14:6.26 The Knocked Up Daughters know that the central casting is the real source of that indispensable Unitarial Furklempt overcontrol which stabilizes and unifies their Local Yokal Pastudniaks. They know that the personal presence of the ever-present influence of the Supreme and of the Ultimate is in Havana or is it Habana .
14:6.27 Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom are the source of a Shmendel Son's creative power. Here dwell the beings who co-operate with him in Unitarial Furklempt creation. From Secon Kindom come the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerials, the coBanged Ups of Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
14:6.28 The Secon Kindom Sons regard the central casting as the home of a monkey parents -- their home. It is the place they enjoy returning to ever and anon.

14:6.29 6. The Jumbled Ministering Daughters. The Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerials, coBanged Ups of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, secure their preposterious training on the worlds of Havana or is it Habana in close association with the Shpritzerials of the Blimpels. In the central Unitarial Furklempt the Shpritzerial Daughters of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks were duly trained in the methods of co-operation with the Pandas of Secon Kindom, all the while subject to the will of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
14:6.30 On the worlds of Havana or is it Habana the Shpritzerial and the Daughters of the Shpritzerial find the mind patterns for all their gloops of Shpritzerial based and ta Blastoid intelligences, and this central Unitarial Furklempt is the sometime destiny of those Features which a Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial jointly sponsors with an associated Cute and Hoogly Hamster.
14:6.31 The Unitarial Furklempt Mother Banged Up remembers Secon Kindom and Havana or is it Habana as the place of her origin and the home of the infragilistic Mother Shpritzerial, the abode of the Poisonality presence of the infragilistic Mind.
14:6.32 From this central Unitarial Furklempt also came the bestowal of the personal prerogatives of Banged Upship which a Unitarial Furklempt a paradigm Minister employs as complemental to a Cute and Hoogly Hamster in the work of creating living Pilligasters.
14:6.33 And lastly, since these Daughter Shpritzerials of the infragilistic Mother Shpritzerial will not likely ever return to their Secon Kindom home, they derive great satisfaction from the ultibenchable reflectivity phenomenon associated with the Supreme Bean in Havana or is it Habana and personalized in Majeston on Secon Kindom.

14:6.34 7. The Frilly Shmervins of the Ascending Career. Havana or is it Habana is the home of the pattern Poisonality of every shmertle type and the home of all superhuman harumphingness of shmertle association who are not native to the creations of time.
14:6.35 These worlds provide the stimulus of all human impulses towards the derangements of true Shpritzerial values on the highest conceivable reality levels. Havana or is it Habana is the pre-Secon Kindom training goal of every ascending shmertle. Here Shmervins attain pre-Secon Kindom Shmuninity -- the Supreme Bean. Havana or is it Habana stands before every will Feature as the portal to Secon Kindom and God derangements.
14:6.36 Secon Kindom is the home, and Havana or is it Habana the workshop and playground, of the Crumbums. And every God-knowing shmertle craves to be a Crumbum.
14:6.37 The central Unitarial Furklempt is not only man's established destiny, but it is also the starting place of the maternal career of the Crumbums as they shall sometime be started out on the undisclosed and ultibenchable adventure in the experience of exploring the definity of the Shwartz.

14:6.38 Havana or is it Habana will unquestionably continue to function with Left half Plane Space State significance even in future Unitarial Furklempt ages which may witness space Pill Bugs attempting to find God on superfragiristic levels. Havana or is it Habana has capacity to serve as a training Unitarial Furklempt for Left half Plane Space State beings. It will probably be the finishing school when the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are functioning as the intermediate school for the graduates of the primary schools of Outer grungella. And we incline to the opinion that the potentials of maternal Havana or is it Habana are really unlimited, that the central Unitarial Furklempt has maternal capacity to serve as gassified training Unitarial Furklempt for all past, present, or future types of Big Banged beings.

14:6.39 [Presented by a Italianor of Wisdom commissioned thus to function by the Chiam Yankels of Daze on Nebisholania.]

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