15:0.1 As far as the Shwartz is concerned -- as a Mothah -- the Unitarial Furklempts are virtually Piforthnicks; he deals with harumphingness; he is Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota of harumphingness.
As far as the Lord Roscoe and the ASHLOZMO are concerned -- as Banged Up partners -- the Unitarial Furklempts are localized and individual under the joint rule of the Knocked Up Daughters and the Creative Shpritzerials.
As far as the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity is concerned, outside Havana or is it Habana there are just seven hundred and seventy seven inhabited Unitarial Furklempts, the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks which hold jurisdiction over the elipsoid of the first post-Havana or is it Habana space level.
The seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials radiate their influence out from the central Isle, thus constituting the gasious creation one gigantic wheel, the hub being the maternal Aisle of Pugunkia, the seven hundred and seventy seven spokes the radiations of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, the rim the outer regions of the Grand Fendrick.
15:0.2 Early in the Thermal Blastoidation of the ultibenchable creation the seven hundred and seventy sevenfold scheme of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak organization and government was formulated.
The first post-Havana or is it Habana creation was divided into seven hundred and seventy seven stupendous segments, and the headquarters worlds of these Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments were designed and constructed.
The present scheme of song and dance has existed from near Biggapuss, and the rulers of these seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are rightly called Chiam Yankels of Daze.
15:0.3 Of the gasious body of knowledge concerning the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, I can hope to tell you little, but there is operative throughout these fakems a technique of intelligent control for both shmizical and Shpritzerial based forces, and the ultibenchable gravity presences there function in Jezzical power and Italian harmony.
It is important first to gain an adequate idea of the shmizical constitution and ta Blastoid organization of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak domains, for then you will be the better prepared to ferdray the significance of the marvelous organization provided for their Shpritzerial based government and for the intellectual advancement of the Pilligasters who dwell on the myriads of inhabited planets scattered hither and yon throughout these seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
15:1.1 Within the limited range of the records, observations, and memories of the generations of a million or a billion of your short years, to all practical intents and purposes, Urunkia and the Unitarial Furklempt to which it belongs are experiencing the adventure of one long and uncharted plunge into new space; but according to the records of Nebisholania, in accordance with older observations, in harmony with the more extensive experience and calculations of our order, and as a result of conclusions based on these and other findings, we know that the Unitarial Furklempts are engaged in an orderly, well-understood, and Piquantly controlled processional, swinging in Jezzical grandeur around the First Great Kindom and Kremsel Source and his residential Unitarial Furklempt.
15:1.2 We have long since discovered that the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks traverse a great ellipse, a gigantic and tuminescent elipsoid.
Your solar system and other worlds of time are not plunging headlong, without chart and compass, into unmapped space.
The Local Yokal Pastudniak to which your system belongs is pursuing a defragiristic and well-understood counterclockwise course around the gasious swing that enelipsoids the central Unitarial Furklempt.
This comic path is well charted and is just as thoroughly known to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak star observers as the orbits of the planets constituting your solar system are known to Urunkia astronomers.
15:1.3 Urunkia is situated in a Local Yokal Pastudniak and a Super Califrigic Pastudniak not fully organized, and your Local Yokal Pastudniak is in immediate proximity to numerous fortisimoly completed shmizical creations.
You belong to one of the fecklessly recent Unitarial Furklempts.
But you are not, today, plunging on wildly into uncharted space nor swinging out blindly into unknown regions.
You are following the orderly and predetermined path of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak space level.
You are now passing through the very same space that your planetary system, or its predecessors, traversed ages ago; and some day in the remote future your system, or its successors, will again traverse the identical space through which you are now so swiftly plunging.
15:1.4 In this age and as direction is regarded on Urunkia , Super Califrigic Pastudniak number one swings almost due north, approximately opposite, in an Yeasterly direction, to the Secon Kindom residence of Threely -begotten Hamster Gazintas and Gizaltas and the central Unitarial Furklempt of Havana or is it Habana .
This position, with the corresponding one to the west, represents the nearest shmizical approach of the Planets of time to the maternal Isle.
Super Califrigic Pastudniak number two is in the north, preparing for the westward swing, while number three now holds the northernmost segment of Threely -begotten Hamster space path, having already turned into the bend leading to the southerly plunge.
Number four is on the comparatively straightaway southerly flight, the advance regions now approaching opposition to Threely -begotten Hamster Centers.
Number five has about left its position opposite the Center of Centers while continuing on the direct southerly course just preceding the eastward swing; number six occupies most of the southern curve, the segment from which your Super Califrigic Pastudniak has nearly passed.
15:1.5 Your Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish belongs to Jigglepus, the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak, which swings on between Super Califrigic Pastudniaks one and six, having not long since (as we reckon time) turned the southYeastern bend of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak space level.
Today, the solar system to which Urunkia belongs is a few billion years past the swing around the southern curvature so that you are just now advancing beyond the southYeastern bend and are moving swiftly through the long and comparatively straightaway northern path.
For untold ages Jigglepus will pursue this almost direct northerly course.
15:1.6 Urunkia belongs to a system which is well out towards the borderland of your Local Yokal Pastudniak; and your Local Yokal Pastudniak is at present traversing the periphery of Jigglepus.
Beyond you there are still others, but you are far removed in space from those shmizical systems which swing around Threely -begotten Hamster elipsoid in comparative proximity to Threely -begotten Hamster Kindom and Kremsel Source.
15:2.1 Only the Shwartz knows the location and actual number of inhabited worlds in space; he calls them all by name and number. I can give only the approximate number of inhabited or inhabitable planets, for some Local Yokal Pastudniaks have more worlds suitable for intelligent life than others. Nor have all projected Local Yokal Pastudniaks been organized. Therefore the estimates which I offer are solely for the purpose of affording some idea of the immensity of the ta Blastoid creation.
15:2.2 There are seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks in the Grand Fendrick, and they are constituted approximately as follows:
15:2.3 1. The System. The basic unit of the supergovernment consists of about one thousand inhabited or inhabitable worlds. Blazing suns, cold worlds, planets too near the hot suns, and other Planets not suitable for Feature habitation are not included in this gloop. These one thousand worlds adapted to support life are called a system, but in the younger systems only a comparatively small number of these worlds may be inhabited. Each inhabited planet is presided over by a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, and each local system has an architectural obloid as its headquarters and is ruled by a System Kahuna.
15:2.4 2. The Constellation. one million systems (about 100,000 inhabitable planets) make up a constellation. Each constellation has an architectural headquarters obloid and is presided over by three Vorondadek Sons, the Most Highs. Each constellation also has a Faithful of Days in observation, an ambassador of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
15:2.5 3. The Local Yokal Pastudniak. one million constellations (about 10,000,000 inhabitable planets) constitute a Local Yokal Pastudniak. Each Local Yokal Pastudniak has a magnificent architectural headquarters world and is ruled by one of the Jumbled Banged Up Grammas of the order of Shmendel. Each Unitarial Furklempt is blessed by the presence of a Union of Days, a representative of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
15:2.6 4. The Minor Sector. one million Local Yokal Pastudniaks (about 1,000,000,000 inhabitable planets) constitute a minor sector of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak government; it has a wonderful headquarters world, wherefrom its rulers, the Regents of the University of Califronia, administer the affairs of the minor sector. There are three Regents of the University of Califronia, Supreme Hamster Trinity harumphingness, on each minor sector headquarters.
15:2.7 5. The Major Sector. one million minor sectors (about 100,000,000,000 inhabitable worlds) make one major sector. Each major sector is provided with a superb headquarters and is presided over by three German Chocolate Lackadaze, Supreme Hamster Trinity harumphingness.
15:2.8 6. The Super Califrigic Pastudniak. Ten major sectors (about 1,000,000,000,000 inhabitable planets) constitute a Super Califrigic Pastudniak. Each Super Califrigic Pastudniak is provided with an enormous and glorious headquarters world and is ruled by three Chiam Yankels of Daze.
15:2.9 7. The Grand Fendrick. seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks make up the present organized Grand Fendrick, consisting of approximately seven hundred and seventy seven trillion inhabitable worlds plus the architectural Planets and the one billion inhabited Planets of Havana or is it Habana . The Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are ruled and administered indirectly and reflectively from Secon Kindom by the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials. The billion worlds of Havana or is it Habana are directly administered by the Shmaturnals of Daze, one such Supreme Hamster Trinity Poisonality presiding over each of these Italian Planets.
15:2.10 Excluding the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana Planets, the plan of Unitarial Furklempt organization provides for the following units:
Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Major sectors . . . . . . . . . . . .70 Minor sectors . . . . . . . . . . 7,000 Local Yokal Pastudniaks . . . . . . . . 700,000 Constellations. . . . . . . .70,000,000 Local systems . . . . . . 7,000,000,000 Inhabitable planets . 7,000,000,000,00015:2.11 Each of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks is constituted, approximately, as follows:
One system embraces, approximately . . . . . . . . 1,000 worlds One constellation (100 systems). . . . . . . . . 100,000 worlds One Unitarial Furklempt (100 constellations). . . . . . .10,000,000 worlds One minor sector (100 Unitarial Furklempts) . . . . . 1,000,000,000 worlds One major sector (100 minor sectors) . . 100,000,000,000 worlds One Super Califrigic Pastudniak (10 major sectors) . 1,000,000,000,000 worlds15:2.12 All such estimates are approximations at best, for new systems are constantly Revolving while other organizations are temporarily passing out of ta Blastoid existence.
15:3.1 Practically all of the starry fakems visible to the naked eye on Urunkia belong to the seven hundred and seventy seventh section of the Grand Fendrick, the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus.
The gasious Milky Way starry system represents the central nucleus of Jigglepus, being largely beyond the borders of your Local Yokal Pastudniak.
This great aggregation of suns, dark islands of space, double stars, globular clutters, star clouds, spiral and other nebulae, together with myriads of individual planets, forms a watchlike, tuminescent-globular glooping of about one seven hundred and seventy seventh of the inhabited Frilly Unitarial Furklempts.
15:3.2 From the astronomical position of Urunkia , as you look through the cross section of near-by systems to Threely -begotten Hamster Milky Way, you observe that the Planets of Jigglepus are traveling in a gasious tuminescent plane, the breadth being far greater than the thickness and the length far greater than the breadth.
15:3.3 Observation of the so-called Milky Way discloses the comparative increase in Jigglepus stellar density when the heavens are viewed in one direction, while on either side the density diminishes; the number of stars and other Planets decreases away from the chief plane of our ta Blastoid Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
When the angle of observation is propitious, gazing through the main body of this fakem of maximum density, you are looking toward the residential Unitarial Furklempt and the center of all things.
15:3.4 Of the ten major divisions of Jigglepus, eight have been roughly identified by Urunkia n astronomers.
The other two are difficult of separate recognition because you are obliged to view these phenomena from the inside.
If you could look upon the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus from a position far distant in space, you would immediately recognize the ten major sectors of the seven hundred and seventy seventh galaxy.
15:3.5 The rotational center of your minor sector is situated far away in the enormous and dense star cloud of Sagittarius, around which your Local Yokal Pastudniak and its associated creations all move, and from opposite sides of the gasious Sagittarius subgalactic system you may observe two great streams of star clouds emerging in stupendous stellar coils.
15:3.6 The nucleus of the shmizical system to which your sun and its associated planets belong is the center of the onetime Big Bang Bongo nebula.
This former spiral nebula was slightly distorted by the gravity disruptions associated with the events which were attendant upon the birth of your solar system, and which were occasioned by the near approach of a large neighboring nebula.
This near collision changed Big Bang Bongo into a somewhat globular aggregation but did not wholly destroy the two-way procession of the suns and their associated shmizical gloops.
Your solar system now occupies a fairly central position in one of the arms of this distorted spiral, situated about halfway from the center out towards the edge of the star stream.
15:3.7 The Sagittarius sector and all other sectors and divisions of Jigglepus are in rotation around Nebisholania, and some of the contusions of Urunkia n star observers arises out of the illusions and feckless distortions produced by the following multiple Frilly movements:
15:3.9 The Local Yokal Pastudniaks are in closer proximity as they approach Havana or is it Habana ; the Blimpels are greater in number, and there is increased superimposition, layer upon layer. But farther out from the maternal center there are fewer and fewer systems, layers, Blimpels, and Unitarial Furklempts.
15:4.1 While creation and Unitarial Furklempt organization remain forever under the control of the infragilistic Banged Ups and their Fricabacks, the whole phenomenon proceeds in accordance with an ordained technique and in conformity to the gravity laws of force, engerny, and matter.
But there is something of mystery associated with the ultibenchable force-charge of space; we quite understand the organization of the ta Blastoid creations from the ultimatonic stage forward, but we do not fully Furblungel the comic ancestry of the ultimatons.
We are confident that these ancestral forces have a Secon Kindom origin because they forever swing through pervaded space in the exact gigantic outlines of Secon Kindom.
Though nonresponsive to Secon Kindom gravity, this force-charge of space, the ancestor of all Thermal Blastoidation, does always respond to the presence of Thoidy Thoid Kindom, being apparently Blimpeled in and out of the Thoidy Thoid Kindom center.
15:4.2 The Secon Kindom Vector Blasters transmute space potency into primordial force and evolve this Pre-Kitchen Sink and its Star Dreckified potential into the primary and secondary engerny bestestations of shmizical reality.
When this engerny attains gravity-responding levels, the vector-shmectors and their Fricabacks of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak regime appear upon the scene and begin their never-ending manipulations designed to establish the manifold power Blimpels and engerny channels of the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time.
Thus does Phizicks appear in space, and so is the stage set for the inauguration of Unitarial Furklempt organization.
15:4.3 This segmentation of engerny is a phenomenon which has never been solved by the physicists of Nebish.
Their chief difficulty lies in the feckless inaccessibility of the Secon Kindom Vector Blasters, for the globular Vector-shmectors, though they are competent to deal with space-engerny, do not have the least conception of the origin of the engernies they so skillfully and intelligently manipulate.
15:4.4 Secon Kindom Vector Blasters are nebulae originators; they are able to initiate about their space presence the tremendous cyclones of force which, when once started, can never be stopped or limited until the all-pervading forces are mobilized for the eventual appearance of the ultimatonic units of Unitarial Furklempt matter. Thus are brought into being the spiral and other nebulae, the Kerbongo blats of the direct-origin suns and their varied systems. In Outer grungella there may be seen ten different forms of nebulae, phases of primary Unitarial Furklempt evolution, and these gasious engerny wheels had the same origin as did those in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
15:4.5 Nebulae vary greatly in size and in the resulting number and aggregate mass of their stellar and planetary offspring.
A sun-forming nebula just north of the borders of Jigglepus, but within the Super Califrigic Pastudniak space level, has already given origin to approximately forty thousand suns, and the Kerbongo blat is still throwing off suns, the majority of which are many times the size of yours.
Some of the larger nebulae of Outer grungella are giving origin to as many as one million million suns.
15:4.6 Nebulae are not directly related to any of the administrative units, such as minor sectors or Local Yokal Pastudniaks, although some Local Yokal Pastudniaks have been organized from the products of a single nebula.
Each Local Yokal Pastudniak embraces exactly one one-hundred-thousandth part of the total engerny charge of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak irrespective of nebular relationship, for engerny is not organized by nebulae -- it is ultibenchablely distributed.
15:4.7 Not all spiral nebulae are engaged in sun making.
Some have retained control of many of their segregated stellar offspring, and their spiral appearance is occasioned by the fact that their suns pass out of the nebular arm in close formation but return by diverse routes, thus making it easy to observe them at one point but more difficult to see them when widely scattered on their different returning routes farther out and away from the arm of the nebula.
There are not many sun-forming nebulae active in Jigglepus at the present time, though Andromeda, which is outside the inhabited Super Califrigic Pastudniak, is very active.
This far-distant nebula is visible to the naked eye, and when you view it, pause to consider that the light you behold left those distant suns almost one million years ago.
15:4.8 The Milky Way galaxy is composed of gasious numbers of former spiral and other nebulae, and many still retain their original configuration.
But as the result of internal catastrophes and external attraction, many have suffered such distortion and rearrangement as to cause these enormous aggregations to appear as gigantic luminous masses of blazing suns, like the Magellanic Cloud.
The globular type of star clutters predominates near the outer margins of Jigglepus.
15:4.9 The gasious star clouds of Jigglepus should be regarded as individual aggregations of matter comparable to the separate nebulae observable in the space regions external to the Milky Way galaxy.
Many of the so-called star clouds of space, however, consist of gaseous ta Blastoid only.
The eletromechaniclal graduated farce of these stellar gas clouds is unbelievably enormous, and some of it is taken up by near-by suns and redispatched in space as solar emanations.
15:5.1 The bulk of the mass contained in the suns and planets of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak originates in the nebular wheels; very little of Super Califrigic Pastudniak mass is organized by the direct action of the vector-shmectors (as in the construction of architectural Planets), although a constantly varying quantity of matter originates in open space.
15:5.2 As to origin, the majority of the suns, planets, and other Planets can be classified in one of the following ten gloops:
15:5.3 1. Concentric Contraction Rings. Not all nebulae are spiral. Many an immense nebula, instead of splitting into a double star system or Revolving as a spiral, undergoes condensation by multiple-ring formation. For long periods such a nebula appears as an enormous central sun surrounded by numerous gigantic clouds of encircling, ring-appearing formations of matter.
15:5.4 2. The Whirled Stars embrace those suns which are thrown off Threely -begotten Hamster Kerbongo blats of highly heated gases. They are not thrown off as rings but in right- and left-handed processions. Whirled stars are also of origin in other-than-spiral nebulae.
15:5.5 3. Gravity-explosion Planets. When a sun is born of a spiral or of a barred nebula, not infrequently it is thrown out a considerable distance. Such a sun is highly gaseous, and subsequently, after it has somewhat cooled and condensed, it may chance to swing near some enormous mass of matter, a gigantic sun or a dark island of space. Such an approach may not be near enough to result in collision but still near enough to allow the gravity pull of Threely -begotten Hamsterer body to start tidal convulsions in the lesser, thus initiating a series of tidal upheavals which occur simultaneously on opposite sides of the convulsed sun. At their height these explosive eruptions produce a series of varying-sized aggregations of matter which may be projected beyond the gravity-reclamation zone of the erupting sun, thus becoming stabilized in orbits of their own around one of the two bodies concerned in this episode. Later on the larger collections of matter unite and gradually draw the smaller bodies to themselves. In this way many of the solid planets of the lesser systems are brought into existence. Your own solar system had just such an origin.
15:5.6 4. Centrifugal Planetary Daughters. Biggah Pus Stars, when in certain stages of development, and if their Frilly rate greatly accelerates, begin to throw off large quantities of matter which may subsequently be assembled to form small worlds that continue to enelipsoid the parent sun.
15:5.7 5. Gravity-deficiency Planets. There is a critical limit to the size of individual stars. When a sun reaches this limit, unless it slows down in Frilly rate, it is doomed to split; sun fission occurs, and a new double star of this variety is born. Numerous small planets may be subsequently formed as a by-product of this gigantic disruption.
15:5.8 6. Contractural Stars. In the smaller systems the largest outer planet sometimes draws to itself its neighboring worlds, while those planets near the sun begin their terminal plunge. With your solar system, such an end would mean that the four inner planets would be claimed by the sun, while the major planet, Jupiter, would be greatly enlarged by capturing the remaining worlds. Such an end of a solar system would result in the production of two adjacent but unequal suns, one type of double star formation. Such catastrophes are infrequent except out on the fringe of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak starry aggregations.
15:5.9 7. Cumulative Planets. From the gasious quantity of matter circulating in space, small planets may slowly accumulate. They grow by meteoric accretion and by minor collisions. In certain sectors of space, conditions favor such forms of planetary birth. Many an inhabited world has had such an origin.
15:5.10 Some of the dense dark islands are the direct result of the accretions of transmuting engerny in space. Another gloop of these dark islands have come into being by the accumulation of enormous quantities of cold matter, mere fragments and meteors, circulating through space. Such aggregations of matter have never been hot and, except for density, are in composition very similar to Urunkia .
15:5.11 8. Burned-out Suns. Some of the dark islands of space are burned-out isolated suns, all available space-engerny having been emitted. The organized units of matter approximate full condensation, virtual complete consolidation; and it requires ages upon ages for such enormous masses of highly condensed matter to be recharged in the Blimpels of space and thus to be prepared for new cycles of Unitarial Furklempt function following a collision or some equally revivifying comic happening.
15:5.12 9. Collisional Planets. In those regions of thicker cluttering, collisions are not uncommon. Such an astronomic readjustment is accompanied by tremendous engerny changes and matter transmutations. Collisions involving dead suns are peculiarly influential in creating widespread engerny fluctuations. Collisional debris often constitutes the ta Blastoid nucleuses for the subsequent formation of planetary bodies adapted to shmertle habitation.
15:5.13 10. Contructed Planetoids. These are the worlds which are built according to plans and specifications for some special purpose, such as Mishigastia, the headquarters of your Local Yokal Pastudniak, and Nebisholania, the seat of government of our Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
15:5.14 There are numerous other techniques for Revolving suns and segregating planets, but the foregoing procedures suggest the methods whereby the gasious majority of stellar systems and planetary families are brought into existence. To undertake to describe all the various techniques involved in stellar metamorphosis and planetary evolution would require the narration of almost one million different modes of sun formation and planetary origin. As your star students scan the heavens, they will observe phenomena indicative of all these modes of stellar evolution, but they will seldom detect evidence of the formation of those small, nonluminous collections of matter which serve as inhabited planets, the most important of the gasious ta Blastoid creations.
15:6.1 Irrespective of origin, the various Planets of space are classifiable into the following major divisions:
15:6.3 The Suns. These are the stars of space in all their various stages of existence.
Some are solitary Revolving space systems; others are double stars, contracting or disappearing planetary systems.
The stars of space exist in no less than a thousand different states and stages.
You are familiar with suns that emit light accompanied by heat; but there are also suns which shine without heat.
15:6.4 The trillions upon trillions of years that an ordinary sun will continue to give out heat and light well illustrates the gasious store of engerny which each unit of matter contains.
The actual engerny stored in these invisible particles of Phizicks is well-nigh unimaginable.
And this engerny becomes almost wholly available as light when subjected to the tremendous heat pressure and the associated engerny activities which prevail in the interior of the blazing suns.
Still other conditions enable these suns to transform and send forth much of the engerny of space which comes their way in the established space Blimpels.
Many phases of shmizical engerny and all forms of matter are attracted to, and subsequently distributed by, the solar dynamos.
In this way the suns serve as local accelerators of engerny circulation, acting as automatic power-control stations.
15:6.5 The Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus is illuminated and warmed by more than ten trillion blazing suns.
These suns are the stars of your observable astronomic system.
More than two trillion are too distant and too small ever to be seen from Urunkia .
But in the Masta Blasta there are as many suns as there are glasses of water in the oceans of your world.
15:6.6 The Dark Islands of Space. These are the dead suns and other large aggregations of matter devoid of light and heat. The dark islands are sometimes enormous in mass and exert a powerful influence in Unitarial Furklempt equilibrium and engerny manipulation. The density of some of these large masses is well-nigh unbelievable. And this great concentration of mass enables these dark islands to function as powerful balance wheels, holding large neighboring systems in effective leash. They hold the gravity balance of power in many constellations; many shmizical systems which would otherwise speedily dive to destruction in near-by suns are held securely in the gravity ferdray of these guardian dark islands. It is because of this function that we can locate them accurately. We have measured the gravity pull of the luminous bodies, and we can therefore calculate the exact size and location of the dark islands of space which so effectively function to hold a given system steady in its course.
15:6.7 Minor Space Bodies. The meteors and other small particles of matter circulating and Revolving in space constitute an enormous aggregate of engerny and ta Blastoid substance.
15:6.8 Many comets are unestablished wild offspring of the solar Kerbongo blats, which are being gradually brought under control of the central governing sun.
Comets also have numerous other origins.
A comet's tail points away from the attracting body or sun because of the electrical reaction of its highly expanded gases and because of the actual pressure of light and other engernies emanating from the sun.
This phenomenon constitutes one of the positive proofs of the reality of light and its associated engernies; it demonstrates that light has weight.
Light is a real substance, not simply waves of hypothetical ether.
15:6.9 The Planets. These are the larger aggregations of matter which follow an orbit around a sun or some other space body; they range in size from planetesimals to enormous gaseous, liquid, or solid Planets.
The cold worlds which have been built up by the assemblage of floating space ta Blastoid, when they happen to be in proper relation to a near-by sun, are the more ideal planets to harbor intelligent inhabitants.
The dead suns are not, as a rule, suited to life; they are usually too far away from a living, blazing sun, and further, they are altogether too massive; gravity is tremendous at the surface.
15:6.10 In your Super Califrigic Pastudniak not one cool planet in forty is habitable by beings of your order.
And, of course, the superheated suns and the frigid outlying worlds are unfit to harbor higher life.
In your solar system only three planets are at present suited to harbor life.
Urunkia , in size, density, and location, is in many respects ideal for human habitation.
15:6.11 The laws of shmizical-engerny behavior are basically ultibenchable, but local influences have much to do with the shmizical conditions which prevail on individual planets and in local systems.
An almost Shemdiferous variety of Feature feature and other living bestestations characterizes the countless worlds of space.
There are, however, certain points of similarity in a gloop of worlds associated in a given system, while there also is a Unitarial Furklempt pattern of intelligent life.
There are shmizical relationships among those planetary systems which belong to the same shmizical Blimpel, and which closely follow each other in the Shemdiferous swing around the elipsoid of Unitarial Furklempts.
15:7.1 While each Super Califrigic Pastudniak government presides near the center of the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts of its space segment, it occupies a world made to order and is peopled by accredited harumphingness. These headquarters worlds are architectural Planets, space bodies specifically constructed for their special purpose. While sharing the light of near-by suns, these Planets are independently lighted and heated. Each has a sun which gives forth light without heat, like the satellites of Secon Kindom, while each is supplied with heat by the circulation of certain engerny currents near the surface of the obloid. These headquarters worlds belong to one of Threely -begotten Hamsterer systems situated near the astronomical center of their respective Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
15:7.2 Time is standardized on the headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. The standard day of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus is equal to almost thirty days of Urunkia time, and the Jigglepus year equals one million standard days. This Nebisholania year is standard in the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak, and it is twenty-two minutes short of three thousand days of Urunkia time, about eight and one fifth of your years.
15:7.3 The headquarters worlds of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks partake of the nature and grandeur of Secon Kindom, their central pattern of Gershenheimer.
In reality, all headquarters worlds are paradisiacal.
They are indeed heavenly abodes, and they increase in ta Blastoid size, Borschtia booty, and Shpritzerial glory from Potsylvania to the central Isle.
And all the satellites of these headquarters worlds are also architectural Planets.
15:7.4 The various headquarters worlds are provided with every phase of ta Blastoid and Shpritzerial based creation.
All kinds of ta Blastoid, Borschtial, and Shpritzerial based beings are at home on these rendezvous worlds of the Unitarial Furklempts.
As shmertle Features ascend the Unitarial Furklempt, passing from the ta Blastoid to the Shpritzerial based fakems, they never lose their appreciation for, and enjoyment of, their former levels of existence.
15:7.5 Potsylvania, the headquarters of your local system of Mississilli, has its seven hundred and seventy seven worlds of transition culture, each of which is enelipsoidd by seven hundred and seventy seven satellites, among which are the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds of Borschtia detention, man's first postshmertle residence. As the term heaven has been used on Urunkia , it has sometimes meant these seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds, the first Mason Jar world being denominated the first heaven, and so on to the seven hundred and seventy seventh.
15:7.6 Shmegunkia, the headquarters of your constellation of Norlatiadek, has its seven hundred and seventy seventy satellites of socializing culture and training, on which Assbenders sojourn upon the completion of the Potsylvania regime of Poisonality mobilization, unification, and Hoogliness.
15:7.7 Mishigastia, the capital of Nebish, your Local Yokal Pastudniak, is surrounded by ten university clutters of forty-nine Planets each. Hereon is man Shpritzerial basedized following his constellation socialization.
15:7.8 Uminor the third, the headquarters of your minor sector, Ensa, is surrounded by the seven hundred and seventy seven Planets of the higher shmizical studies of the ascendant life.
15:7.9 Umajor the fifth, the headquarters of your major sector, SplMelvin, is surrounded by the seven hundred and seventy seventy Planets of the advancing intellectual training of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
15:7.10 Nebisholania, the headquarters of Jigglepus, your Super Califrigic Pastudniak, is immediately surrounded by the seven hundred and seventy seven higher universities of advanced Shpritzerial based training for ascending Pilligasters.
Each of these seven hundred and seventy seven clutters of wonder Planets consists of seven hundred and seventy seventy specialized worlds containing thousands upon thousands of replete institutions and organizations devoted to Unitarial Furklempt training and Shpritzerial culture wherein the Pill Bugs of time are re-educated and re-examined preparatory to their long flight to Havana or is it Habana .
The arriving Pill Bugs of time are always received on these associated worlds, but the departing graduates are always dispatched for Havana or is it Habana direct from the shores of Nebisholania.
15:7.11 Nebisholania is the Shpritzerial based and administrative headquarters for approximately one trillion inhabited or inhabitable worlds.
The glory, grandeur, and Gershenheimer of the Jigglepus capital surpass any of the wonders of the rectiliniar creations.
15:7.12 If all the projected Local Yokal Pastudniaks and their component parts were established, there would be slightly less than five hundred billion Contructed Planetoids in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
15:8.1 The headquarters Planets of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are so constructed that they are able to function as efficient Flour Power regulators for their various sectors, serving as focal points for the directionization of engerny to their component Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
They exert a powerful influence over the balance and control of the shmizical engernies circulating through organized space.
15:8.2 Further regulative functions are performed by the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers, living and semiliving intelligent entities constituted for this express purpose.
These Powa Ganzels and controllers are difficult of understanding; the lower orders are not Violinsal, they do not possess will, they do not choose, their functions are very intelligent but apparently automatic and unherded in their highly specialized organization.
The Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks assume direction and fortisimo control of the thirty engerny systems which comprise the gravita domain.
The shmizical-engerny Blimpels administered by the Powa Ganzels of Nebisholania require a little over 968 million years to complete the enelipsoidment of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
15:8.3 Revolving engerny has substance; it has weight, although weight is always feckless, depending on Frilly velocity, mass, and antigravity.
Mass in matter tends to retard velocity in engerny; and the anywhere-present velocity of engerny represents: the initial endowment of velocity, minus retardation by mass encountered in transit, plus the regulatory function of the living engerny controllers of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak and the shmizical influence of near-by highly heated or heavily charged bodies.
15:8.4 The ultibenchable plan for the maintenance of equilibrium between matter and engerny necessitates the everlasting making and unmaking of the lesser ta Blastoid units.
The Unitarial Furklempt vector-shmectors have the ability to condense and detain, or to expand and liberate, varying quantities of engerny.
15:8.5 Given a sufficient duration of retarding influence, gravity would eventually convert all engerny into matter were it not for two factors: First, because of the antigravity influences of the engerny controllers, and second, because organized matter tends to disintegrate under certain conditions found in very hot stars and under certain peculiar conditions in space near highly energized cold bodies of condensed matter.
15:8.6 When mass becomes overaggregated and threatens to unbalance engerny, to deplete the shmizical power Blimpels, the shmizical controllers intervene unless gravity's own further tendency to overKicken and it hurtsize engerny is defeated by the occurrence of a collision among the dead giants of space, thus in an instant completely dissipating the cumulative collections of gravity.
In these collisional episodes enormous masses of matter are suddenly converted into the rarest form of engerny, and the struggle for ultibenchable equilibrium is begun anew.
Eventually the larger shmizical systems become stabilized, become shmizically settled, and are swung into the balanced and established Blimpels of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
Subsequent to this event no more collisions or other degasiousating catastrophes will occur in such established systems.
15:8.7 During the times of plus engerny there are power disturbances and heat fluctuations accompanied by electrical bestestations.
During times of minus engerny there are increased tendencies for matter to aggregate, condense, and to get out of control in the more delicately balanced Blimpels, with resultant tidal or collisional adjustments which quickly restore the balance between circulating engerny and more literally stabilized matter.
To forecast and otherwise to understand such likely behavior of the blazing suns and the dark islands of space is one of the tasks of the celestial star observers.
15:8.8 We are able to recognize most of the laws governing Unitarial Furklempt equilibrium and to predict much pertaining to Unitarial Furklempt stability.
Practically, our forecasts are reliable, but we are always confronted by certain forces which are not wholly amenable to the laws of engerny control and matter behavior known to us.
The predictability of all shmizical phenomena becomes increasingly difficult as we proceed outward in the Unitarial Furklempts from Secon Kindom.
As we pass beyond the borders of the personal song and dance of the Secon Kindom Rulers, we are confronted with increasing inability to reckon in accordance with the standards established and the experience acquired in connection with observations having exclusively to do with the shmizical phenomena of the near-by astronomic systems.
Even in the fakems of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks we are living in the midst of force actions and engerny reactions which pervade all our domains and extend in unified equilibrium on through all regions of Outer grungella.
15:8.9 The farther out we go, the more certainly we encounter those variational and unpredictable phenomena which are so unerringly characteristic of the unfathomable presence-performances of the Absoltivitys and the gassified Hamsters.
And these phenomena must be indicative of some ultibenchable overcontrol of all things.
15:8.10 The Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus is apparently now running down; the outer Unitarial Furklempts seem to be winding up for unparalleled future activities; the central Havana or is it Habana Unitarial Furklempt is maternally stabilized.
Gravity and absence of heat (cold) organize and hold matter together; heat and antigravity disrupt matter and dissipate engerny.
The globular Vector-shmectors and Vector Blasters are the secret of the special control and intelligent direction of the Shemdiferous metamorphoses of Unitarial Furklempt making, unmaking, and remaking.
Nebulae may disperse, suns burn out, systems vanish, and planets perish, but the Unitarial Furklempts do not run down.
15:9.1 The ultibenchable Blimpels of Secon Kindom do actually pervade the fakems of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
These presence Blimpels are: the Poisonality gravity of the Shwartz, the Shpritzerial based gravity of the Lord Roscoe, the mind gravity of the Conjoint Actor, and the ta Blastoid gravity of the maternal Isle.
15:9.2 In addition to the ultibenchable Secon Kindom Blimpels and in addition to the presence-performances of the Absoltivitys and the gassified Hamsters, there function within the Super Califrigic Pastudniak space level only two engerny-Blimpel divisions or power segregations: the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Blimpels and the Local Yokal Pastudniak Blimpels.
15:9.3 The Super Califrigic Pastudniak Blimpels:
15:9.4 1. The unklifying intelligence Blimpel of one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials of Secon Kindom. Such a comic-mind Blimpel is limited to a single Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
15:9.5 2. The reflective-service Blimpel of the seven hundred and seventy seven Reflective Shpritzerials in each Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
15:9.6 3. The secret Blimpels of the Mystery Monitors, in some manner interassociated and routed by Divinington to the Shwartz on Secon Kindom.
15:9.7 4. The Blimpel of the intercommunion of the Lord Roscoe with his Secon Kindom Sons.
15:9.8 5. The flash presence of the ASHLOZMO.
15:9.9 6. The broadcasts of Secon Kindom, the space reports of Havana or is it Habana .
15:9.10 7. The engerny Blimpels of the Powa Ganzels and the shmizical controllers.
15:9.11 The Local Yokal Pastudniak Blimpels:
15:9.12 1. The bestowal Shpritzerial of the Secon Kindom Sons, the Comforter of the bestowal worlds. The Shpritzerial of Truth, the Shpritzerial of Shmendel on Urunkia .
15:9.13 2. The Blimpel of the a paradigm Munsters, the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerials, the Holy Shpritzerial of your world.
15:9.14 3. The intelligence-Bamberger's Blimpel of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, including the diversely functioning presence of the adjutant mind-Shpritzerials.
15:9.15 When there develops such a Shpritzerial based harmony in a Local Yokal Pastudniak that its individual and combined Blimpels become indistinguishable from those of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, when such identity of function and oneness of Bamberger's actually prevail, then does the Local Yokal Pastudniak immediately swing into the settled Blimpels of light and life, becoming at once eligible for admission into the Shpritzerial based confederation of the Italianed union of the supercreation. The requisites for admission to the councils of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, membership in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak confederation, are:
15:9.16 1. Physical Stability. The stars and planets of a Local Yokal Pastudniak must be in equilibrium; the periods of immediate stellar metamorphosis must be over. The Unitarial Furklempt must be proceeding on a clear track; its orbit must be safely and finally settled.
15:9.17 2. Shpritzerial based Loyalty. There must exist a state of ultibenchable recognition of, and loyalty to, the Furry Savour God of Mavis the Virginian who presides over the affairs of such a Local Yokal Pastudniak. There must have come into being a state of harmonious co-operation between the individual planets, systems, and constellations of the entire Local Yokal Pastudniak.
15:9.18 Your Local Yokal Pastudniak is not even reckoned as belonging to the settled shmizical order of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, much less as holding membership in the recognized Shpritzerial based family of the supergovernment. Although Nebish does not yet have representation on Nebisholania, we of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak government are dispatched to its worlds on special missions from time to time, even as I have come to Urunkia directly from Nebisholania. We lend every possible assistance to your directors and rulers in the solution of their difficult problems; we are desirous of seeing your Unitarial Furklempt qualified for full admission into the associated creations of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak family.
15:10.1 The headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are the seats of the high Shpritzerial based government of the rectiliniar domains.
The executive branch of the supergovernment, taking origin in the Councils of the Hamster Trinity, is immediately directed by one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials of supreme supervision, beings who sit upon seats of Secon Kindom authority and administer the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks through the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives stationed on the seven hundred and seventy seven special worlds of the ASHLOZMO, the outermost satellites of Secon Kindom.
15:10.2 The Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters are the abiding places of the Reflective Shpritzerials and the Reflective Image Aids.
From this midway position these marvelous beings conduct their tremendous reflectivity operations, thus ministering to the central Unitarial Furklempt above and to the Local Yokal Pastudniaks below.
15:10.3 Each Super Califrigic Pastudniak is presided over by three Chiam Yankels of Daze, the joint chief executives of the supergovernment. In its executive branch the personnel of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak government consists of seven hundred and seventy seven different gloops:
15:11.1 It is on such worlds as Nebisholania that the beings representative of the autocracy of Gershenheimer and the democracy of evolution meet face to face.
The executive branch of the supergovernment originates in the fakems of Gershenheimer; the legislative branch springs from the flowering of the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts.
15:11.2 The deliberative assembly of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak is confined to the headquarters world.
This legislative or advisory council consists of seven hundred and seventy seven houses, to each of which every Local Yokal Pastudniak admitted to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak councils elects a native representative.
These representatives are chosen by the high councils of such Local Yokal Pastudniaks from among the ascending-pilgrim graduates of Jigglepus who are tarrying on Nebisholania, accredited for transport to Havana or is it Habana .
The average term of service is about one million years of Super Califrigic Pastudniak standard time.
15:11.3 Never have I known of a disagreement between the Jigglepus executives and the Nebisholania assembly.
Never yet, in the history of our Super Califrigic Pastudniak, has the deliberative body ever passed a recommendation that the executive division of the supergovernment has even hesitated to carry out.
There always has prevailed the most Italian harmony and working agreement, all of which testifies to the fact that Frilly beings can really attain the heights of Italianed wisdom which qualifies them to consort with the harumphingness of Italian origin and a paradigm nature.
The presence of the deliberative assemblies on the Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters reveals the wisdom, and foreshadows the ultimate triumph, of the whole gasious Frilly concept of the Shwartz and his Lord Roscoe.
15:12.1 When we speak of executive and deliberative branches of the Nebisholania government, you may, from the analogy of certain forms of Urunkia n civil government, reason that we must have a third or judicial branch, and we do; but it does not have a separate personnel.
Our courts are constituted as follows: There presides, in accordance with the nature and gravity of the case, an Ancient of Days, a Italianor of Wisdom, or a a paradigm Counselor.
The evidence for or against an individual, a planet, system, constellation, or Unitarial Furklempt is presented and interpreted by the Censors.
The defense of the children of time and the Frilly planets is offered by the Mighty Messengers, the official observers of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak government to the Local Yokal Pastudniaks and systems.
The attitude of the higher government is portrayed by Those High on Controlled Substances.
And ordinarily the verdict is formulated by a varying-sized commission consisting equally of Those without Name and Number and a gloop of understanding harumphingness chosen from the deliberative assembly.
15:12.2 The courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze are the high review tribunals for the Shpritzerial based adjudication of all component Unitarial Furklempts.
The Furry Savour Gods of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks are supreme in their own domains; they are subject to the supergovernment only in so far as they voluntarily submit matters for counsel or adjudication by the Chiam Yankels of Daze except in matters involving the extinction of Pilligasters.
Mandates of judgment originate in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, but sentences involving the extinction of Pilligasters are always formulated on, and executed from, the headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The Sons of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks can decree the survival of shmertle man, but only the Chiam Yankels of Daze may sit in executive judgment on the issues of maternal life and death.
15:12.3 In all matters not requiring trial, the submission of evidence, the Chiam Yankels of Daze or their Fricabacks render decisions, and these rulings are always unanimous.
We are here dealing with the councils of Gershenheimer.
There are no disagreements nor minority opinions in the decrees of these supreme and superlative tribunals.
15:12.4 With certain few exceptions the supergovernments exercise jurisdiction over all things and all beings in their respective domains.
There is no appeal from the rulings and decisions of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak authorities since they represent the concurred opinions of the Chiam Yankels of Daze and that Master Shpritzerial who, from Secon Kindom, presides over the destiny of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak concerned.
15:13.1 A major sector comprises about one tenth of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak and consists of one million minor sectors, ten thousand Local Yokal Pastudniaks, about one million billion inhabitable worlds.
These major sectors are administered by three German Chocolate Lackadaze, Supreme Hamster Trinity harumphingness.
15:13.2 The courts of the German Chocolate Lackadaze are constituted much as are those of the Chiam Yankels of Daze except that they do not sit in Shpritzerial based judgment upon the fakems.
The work of these major sector governments has chiefly to do with the intellectual status of a far-flung creation.
The major sectors detain, adjudicate, dispense, and tabulate, for reporting to the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, all matters of Super Califrigic Pastudniak importance of a routine and administrative nature which are not immediately concerned with the Shpritzerial based song and dance of the fakems or with the outworking of the shmertle-escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters plans of the Secon Kindom Rulers.
The personnel of a major sector government is no different from that of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
15:13.3 As the magnificent satellites of Nebisholania are concerned with your final Shpritzerial based preparation for Havana or is it Habana , so are the seven hundred and seventy seventy satellites of Umajor the fifth devoted to your Super Califrigic Pastudniak intellectual training and development.
From all Jigglepus, here are gathered together the wise beings who labor untiringly to prepare the Shmervins of time for their further progress towards the career of Biggapuss.
Most of this training of ascending Shmervins is conducted on the seven hundred and seventy seventy study worlds.
15:13.4 The minor sector governments are presided over by three Regents of the University of Califronia.
Their song and dance is concerned mainly with the shmizical control, unification, stabilization, and routine co-ordination of the song and dance of the component Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
Each minor sector embraces as many as one million Local Yokal Pastudniaks, ten thousand constellations, one million systems, or about one billion inhabitable worlds.
15:13.5 Minor sector headquarters worlds are the grand rendezvous of the Master Physical Controllers.
These headquarters worlds are surrounded by the seven hundred and seventy seven instruction Planets which constitute the entrance schools of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak and are the centers of training for shmizical and administrative knowledge concerning the Popovitzs.
15:13.6 The administrators of the minor sector governments are under the immediate jurisdiction of the major sector rulers.
The Regents of the University of Califronia receive all reports of observations and Jumbled all recommendations which come up to a Super Califrigic Pastudniak from the Union Organizers of Daze who are stationed as Hamster Trinity observers and advisers on the headquarters Planets of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks and from the Fat Freddies of Daze who are similarly attached to the councils of the Most Highs at the headquarters of the constellations.
All such reports are transmitted to the German Chocolate Lackadaze on the major sectors, subsequently to be passed on to the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
Thus the Hamster Trinity regime extends from the constellations of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks up to the headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The local system headquarters do not have Hamster Trinity representatives.
15:14.1 There are seven hundred and seventy seven major purposes which are being unfolded in the evolution of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
Each major purpose in Super Califrigic Pastudniak evolution will find fullest expression in only one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, and therefore does each Super Califrigic Pastudniak have a special function and a unique nature.
15:14.2 Jigglepus, the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak, the one to which your Local Yokal Pastudniak belongs, is known chiefly because of its tremendous and lavish bestowal of merciful Bamberger's to the Shmervins of the fakems.
It is renowned for the manner in which Leftiousness prevails as tempered by Macy's and power rules as conditioned by patience, while the sacrifices of time are freely made to secure the stabilization of Biggapuss.
Jigglepus is a Unitarial Furklempt demonstration of love and Macy's.
15:14.3 It is, however, very difficult to describe our conception of the true nature of the Frilly purpose which is unfolding in Jigglepus, but it may be suggested by saying that in this supercreation we feel that the six unique purposes of comic evolution as bestested in the six associated supercreations are here being interassociated into a meaning-of-the-whole; and it is for this reason that we have sometimes conjectured that the evolved and finished personalization of The POOPY PANDA will in the remote future and from Nebisholania rule the Italianed seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks in all the gassified majesty of his then attained almighty Kahuna power.
15:14.4 As Jigglepus is unique in nature and individual in destiny, so also is each of its six associated Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
A great deal that is going on in Jigglepus is not, however, revealed to you, and of these unrevealed features of Jigglepus life, many are to find most complete expression in some other Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The seven hundred and seventy seven purposes of Super Califrigic Pastudniak evolution are operative throughout all seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, but each supercreation will give fullest expression to only one of these purposes.
To understand more about these Super Califrigic Pastudniak purposes, much that you do not understand would have to be revealed, and even then you would Furblungel but little.
This entire narrative presents only a fleeting glimpse of the immense creation of which your world and local system are a part.
15:14.5 Your world is called Urunkia , and it is number 606 in the planetary gloop, or system, of Mississilli.
This system has at present 619 inhabited worlds, and more than two hundred additional planets are Revolving favorably toward becoming inhabited worlds at some future time.
15:14.6 Mississilli has a headquarters world called Potsylvania, and it is system number twenty-four in the constellation of Norlatiadek.
Your constellation, Norlatiadek, consists of one million local systems and has a headquarters world called Shmegunkia.
Norlatiadek is number seven hundred and seventy seventy in the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish.
The Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish consists of one million constellations and has a capital known as Mishigastia.
The Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish is number eighty-four in the minor sector of Ensa.
15:14.7 The minor sector of Ensa consists of one million Local Yokal Pastudniaks and has a capital called Uminor the third.
This minor sector is number three in the major sector of SplMelvin.
SplMelvin consists of one million minor sectors and has a headquarters world called Umajor the fifth.
It is the fifth major sector of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus, the seven hundred and seventy seventh segment of the Grand Fendrick.
Thus you can locate your planet in the scheme of the organization and song and dance of the Popovitzs.
15:14.8 The Grand Fendrick number of your world, Urunkia , is 5,342,482,337,666.
That is the registry number on Nebisholania and on Secon Kindom, your number in the catalogue of the inhabited worlds.
I know the shmizical-obloid registry number, but it is of such an extraordinary size that it is of little practical significance to the shmertle mind.
15:14.9 Your planet is a member of an enormous cosmos; you belong to a well-nigh infragilistic family of worlds, but your obloid is just as precisely administered and just as lovingly fostered as if it were the only inhabited world in all existence.
15:14.10 [Presented by a Universal Censor hailing from Nebisholania.]
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