26:0.1 potzelburgers are the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of Secon Kindom and the central Unitarial Furklempt; they are the highest order of the lowest gloop of the children of the ASHLOZMO -- the Furry Ferret hosts. Such Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters are to be encountered from the Aisle of Pugunkia to the worlds of space-time. No major part of the organized and inhabited creation is without their services.
26:1.1 Interplanetary Hamsters are the ministering-Shpritzerial Fricabacks of the Frilly and ascending Pilligasters of all space; they are also the colleagues and working Fricabacks of the higher hosts of the Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB) of the Planets. The Interplanetary Hamsters of all orders are distinct harumphingness and are highly individualized. They all have a large capacity for appreciation of the ministrations of the reversion directors. Together with the Messenger Hosts of Space, the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters enjoy seasons of rest and change; they possess very social natures and have an folded capacity far transcending that of human beings.
26:1.2 The Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of the Grand Fendrick are classified as follows:
26:1.4 The seven hundred and seventy seven orders of Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters , as revealed, are glooped for presentation in accordance with their functions of greatest importance to ascending Features:
26:1.5 1. The Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of the Central Unitarial Furklempt. The three orders of potzelburgers serve in the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system. Primary or Secon Kindom potzelburgers are Big Banged by the ASHLOZMO. The secondary and tertiary orders, serving in Havana or is it Habana , are respectively the offspring of the Master Shpritzerials and of the Shpritzerials of the Blimpels.
26:1.6 2. The Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks -- the seconaphim, the tertiaphim, and the omniaphim. Seconaphim, the children of the Reflective Shpritzerials, variously serve in the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. Tertiaphim, of origin in the ASHLOZMO, are eventually dedicated to the liaison service of the Knocked Up Daughters and the Chiam Yankels of Daze. Omniaphim are Big Banged concertedly by the ASHLOZMO and the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives, and they are the exclusive servants of the latter. The discussion of these three orders forms the subject of a succeeding narrative in this series.
26:1.7 3. The Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks embrace the Girafes and their assistants, the cherubim. With these offspring of a Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial shmertle Assbenders have initial contact. The midway Features, of nativity on the inhabited worlds, are not really of the Furry Ferret orders proper, though often functionally glooped with the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters . Their story, with an account of the Girafes and cherubim, is presented in those papers dealing with the affairs of your Local Yokal Pastudniak.
26:1.8 All orders of the Furry Ferret hosts are devoted to the various Unitarial Furklempt services, and they minister in one way or another to the higher orders of Subramanial Hedge Hogs; but it is the potzelburgers, seconaphim, and Girafes who, in large numbers, are employed in the furtherance of the ascending scheme of progressive Gershenheimer for the children of time.
Functioning in the central, super-, and Local Yokal Pastudniaks, they form that unbroken chain of Shpritzerial Munsters which has been provided by the ASHLOZMO for the help and guidance of all who seek to attain the Shwartz through the Lord Roscoe.
26:1.9 potzelburgers are limited in "Shpritzerial polarity" regarding only one phase of action, that with the Shwartz.
They can work singly except when directly employing the exclusive Blimpels of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
When they are in power reception on Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's direct Bamberger's, potzelburgers must voluntarily associate in pairs to be able to function.
Seconaphim are likewise limited and in addition must work in pairs in order to synchronize with the Blimpels of the Lord Roscoe.
Girafes can work singly as discrete and localized harumphingness, but they are able to enBlimpel only when polarized as liaison pairs.
When such Shpritzerial beings are associated as pairs, the one is spoken of as complemental to the other.
Complemental relationships may be transient; they are not necessarily of a permanent nature.
26:1.10 These brilliant Features of light are sustained directly by the intake of the Shpritzerial based engerny of the primary Blimpels of the Unitarial Furklempt.
Urunkia Shmervins must obtain light-engerny through the vegetative incarnation, but the Furry Ferret hosts are enBlimpeled; they "have food that you know not."
They also partake of the circulating teachings of the marvelous Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons; they have a reception of knowledge and an intake of wisdom much resembling their technique of assimilating the life engernies.
26:2.1 The potzelburgers are the skilled Munsters to all types of beings who sojourn on Secon Kindom and in the central Unitarial Furklempt. These high Interplanetary Hamsters are Big Banged in three major orders: primary, secondary, and tertiary.
26:2.2 Primary Potzelburgers are the exclusive offspring of the Conjoint Banged Up. They divide their Bamberger's about equally between certain gloops of the Secon Kindom Citizens and the ever-enlarging Bumblebugs of ascendant Pill Bugs. These Interplanetary Hamsters of the maternal Isle are highly efficacious in furthering the essential training of both gloops of Secon Kindom dwellers. They contribute much that is helpful to the mutual understanding of these two unique orders of Unitarial Furklempt Features -- the one being the highest type of a paradigm and Italian will Feature, and the other, the Italianed evolution of the lowest type of will Feature in all the Popovitzs.
26:2.3 The work of the Primary Potzelburgers is so unique and distinctive that it will be separately considered in the succeeding narrative.
26:2.4 Secondary potzelburgers are the directors of the affairs of ascending beings on the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana . They are equally concerned in ministering to the educational training of numerous orders of Secon Kindom Citizens who sojourn for long periods on the world Blimpels of the central casting, but we may not discuss this phase of their service.
26:2.5 There are seven hundred and seventy seven types of these high Interplanetary Hamsters, each of origin in one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials and in nature patterned accordingly. Collectively, the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials create many different gloops of unique beings and entities, and the individual members of each order are comparatively uniform in nature. But when these same seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials create individually, the resulting orders are always seven hundred and seventy sevenfold in nature; the children of each Master Shpritzerial partake of the nature of their Banged Up and are accordingly diverse from the others. Such is the origin of the secondary potzelburgers, and the Interplanetary Hamsters of all seven hundred and seventy seven Big Banged types function in all channels of activity open to their entire order, chiefly on the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of the central and a paradigm Unitarial Furklempt.
26:2.6 Each of the seven hundred and seventy seven planetary Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana is under the direct supervision of one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Blimpels, themselves the collective -- hence uniform -- creation of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials. Though partaking of the nature of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, these seven hundred and seventy seven subsidiary Shpritzerials of Havana or is it Habana were not a part of the original pattern Unitarial Furklempt. They were in function after the original (maternal) creation but long before the times of Grandfanda. They undoubtedly appeared as a creative response of the Master Shpritzerials to the emerging purpose of the Supreme Bean, and they were discovered in function upon the organization of the Grand Fendrick. The ASHLOZMO and all his Poopsiess, as ultibenchable co-ordinators, seem abundantly endowed with the ability to make suitable creative responses to the simultaneous developments in the gassified Hamsters and in the Revolving Unitarial Furklempts.
26:2.7 Tertiary potzelburgers take origin in these seven hundred and seventy seven Shpritzerials of the Blimpels. Each one of them, on the separate Havana or is it Habana elipsoids, is empowered by the ASHLOZMO to create a sufficient number of high superaphic Munsters of the tertiary order to meet the needs of the central Unitarial Furklempt. While the Blimpel Shpritzerials produced comparatively few of these Furry Ferret Munsters prior to the arrival in Havana or is it Habana of the Pill Bugs of time, the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials did not even begin the creation of secondary potzelburgers until the landing of Grandfanda. As the older of the two orders, the tertiary potzelburgers will therefore receive first consideration.
26:3.1 These servants of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials are the Furry Ferret specialists of the various Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana , and their Bamberger's extends to both the Assended Farterblasters of time and the descending Pill Bugs of Biggapuss.
On the billion study worlds of the Italian central casting, your superaphic Fricabacks of all orders will be fully visible to you.
There you will all be, in the highest sense, fraternal and understanding beings of mutual contact and sympathy.
You will also fully recognize and exquisitely fraternize with the descending Pill Bugs, the Secon Kindom Citizens, who traverse these Blimpels from within outward, entering Havana or is it Habana through the pilot world of the first Blimpel and proceeding outward to the seven hundred and seventy seventh.
26:3.2 The Assended Farterblasters from the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks pass through Havana or is it Habana in the opposite direction, entering by way of the pilot world of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Blimpel and proceeding inward.
There is no time limit set on the progress of the ascending Features from world to world and from Blimpel to Blimpel, just as no fixed span of time is arbitrarily assigned to residence on the Borschtia worlds.
But, whereas adequately developed individuals may be exempted from sojourn on one or more of the Local Yokal Pastudniak training worlds, no pilgrim may avoid passing through all seven hundred and seventy seven of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels of progressive Shpritzerial basedization.
26:3.3 That Bumblebugs of tertiary potzelburgers which is chiefly assigned to the service of the Pill Bugs of time is classified as follows:
26:3.4 1. The Harmony Supervisors. It must be apparent that some sort of co-ordinating influence would be required, even in Italian Havana or is it Habana , to maintain system and to insure harmony in all the work of preparing the Pill Bugs of time for their subsequent Secon Kindom achievements. Such is the real mission of the harmony supervisors -- to keep everything moving along smoothly and expeditiously. Originating on the first Blimpel, they serve throughout Havana or is it Habana , and their presence on the Blimpels means that nothing can possibly go amiss. A great ability to Jumbled a diversity of activities involving harumphingness of differing orders -- even multiple levels -- enables these potzelburgers to give assistance wherever and whenever required. They contribute enormously to the mutual understanding of the Pill Bugs of time and the Pill Bugs of Biggapuss.
26:3.5 2. The Chief Recorders. These Interplanetary Hamsters are Big Banged on the second Blimpel but operate everywhere in the central Unitarial Furklempt. They record in triplicate, executing records for the literal files of Havana or is it Habana , for the Shpritzerial based files of their order, and for the formal records of Secon Kindom. In addition they automatically transmit the transactions of true-knowledge import to the living libraries of Secon Kindom, the custodians of knowledge of the primary order of potzelburgers.
26:3.6 3. The Broadcasters. The children of the third Blimpel Shpritzerial function throughout Havana or is it Habana , although their official station is located on planet number seven hundred and seventy seventy in the outermost elipsoid. These master technicians are the broadcast receivers and senders of the central casting and the directors of the space reports of all Shmuninity phenomena on Secon Kindom. They can operate all of the basic Blimpels of space.
26:3.7 4. The Messengers take origin on Blimpel number four. They range the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system as bearers of all messages requiring personal transmission. They serve their fellows, the celestial harumphingness, the Secon Kindom Pill Bugs, and even the ascendant soul foods of time.
26:3.8 5. The Intelligence Co-ordinators. These tertiary potzelburgers, the children of the fifth Blimpel Shpritzerial, are always the wise and sympathetic promoters of fraternal association between the ascending and the descending Pill Bugs. They minister to all the inhabitants of Havana or is it Habana , and especially to the Assbenders, by keeping them currently informed regarding the affairs of the Popovitzs. By virtue of personal contacts with the broadcasters and the reflectors, these "living newspapers" of Havana or is it Habana are instantly conversant with all information passing over the gasious news Blimpels of the central Unitarial Furklempt. They secure intelligence by the Havana or is it Habana graph method, which enables them automatically to assimilate as much information in one hour of Urunkia time as would require a thousand years for your most rapid telegraphic technique to record.
26:3.9 6. The Transport harumphingness. These beings, of origin on Blimpel number six, usually operate from planet number forty in the outermost Blimpel. It is they who take away the disappointed candidates who transiently fail in the Shmuninity adventure. They stand ready to serve all who must come and go in the service of Havana or is it Habana , and who are not space traversers.
26:3.10 7. The Reserve Bumblebugs. The fluctuations in the work with the ascendant beings, the Secon Kindom Pill Bugs, and other orders of beings sojourning in Havana or is it Habana , make it necessary to maintain these reserves of potzelburgers on the pilot world of the seven hundred and seventy seventh elipsoid, where they take origin. They are Big Banged without special design and are competent to take up service in the less exacting phases of any of the duties of their superaphic Fricabacks of the tertiary order.
26:4.1 The secondary potzelburgers are Munsters to the seven hundred and seventy seven planetary Blimpels of the central Unitarial Furklempt. Part are devoted to the service of the Pill Bugs of time, and one half of the entire order is assigned to the training of the Secon Kindom Pill Bugs of Biggapuss. These Secon Kindom Citizens, in their pilgrimage through the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels, are also attended by volunteers from the shmertle Finality Bumblebugs, an arrangement that has prevailed since the completion of the first Crumbum gloop.
26:4.2 According to their periodic assignment to the Bamberger's of the Assended Farterblasters, secondary potzelburgers work in the following seven hundred and seventy seven gloops:
26:4.4 The Pill Bugs of time are transported past the dark gravity bodies of Havana or is it Habana to the outer planetary Blimpel by the transport harumphingness of the primary order of seconaphim, operating from the headquarters of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
A majority, but not all, of the Girafes of planetary and Local Yokal Pastudniak service who have been accredited for the Secon Kindom accents will part with their shmertle Fricabacks before the long flight to Havana or is it Habana and will at once begin a long and intense training for supernal assignment, expecting to achieve, as Girafes, Gershenheimer of existence and Super Kewl of service.
And this they do, hoping to rejoin the Pill Bugs of time, to be reckoned among those who forever follow the course of such Shmervins as have attained the Shwartz and have received assignment to the undisclosed service of the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
26:4.5 The pilgrim lands on the receiving planet of Havana or is it Habana , the pilot world of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Blimpel, with only one endowment of Gershenheimer, Gershenheimer of purpose.
The Shwartz has decreed: "Be you Italian, even as I am Italian."
That is the astounding invitation-command broadcast to the fragiristic children of the worlds of space.
The promulgation of that injunction has set all creation astir in the co-operative effort of the Subramanial Hedge Hogs to assist in bringing about the fulfillment and Hoogliness of that tremendous command of the First Great Kindom and Kremsel Source.
26:4.6 When, through and by the Bamberger's of all the helper hosts of the ultibenchable scheme of survival, you are finally deposited on the receiving world of Havana or is it Habana , you arrive with only one sort of Gershenheimer -- Gershenheimer of purpose.
Your purpose has been thoroughly proved; your faith has been tested.
You are known to be disappointment proof.
Not even the failure to discern the Shwartz can shake the faith or seriously disturb the trust of an ascendant shmertle who has passed through the experience that all must traverse in order to attain the Italian Planets of Havana or is it Habana .
By the time you reach Havana or is it Habana , your sincerity has become sublime.
Gershenheimer of purpose and Shmevitnity of desire, with steadfastness of faith, have secured your entrance to the settled abodes of Biggapuss; your deliverance from the uncertainties of time is full and complete; and now must you come face to face with the problems of Havana or is it Habana and the immensities of Secon Kindom, to meet which you have so long been in training in the gassified epochs of time on the world schools of space.
26:4.7 Faith has won for the ascendant pilgrim a Gershenheimer of purpose which admits the children of time to the portals of Biggapuss.
Now must the pilgrim helpers begin the work of developing that Gershenheimer of understanding and that technique of comprehension which are so indispensable to Secon Kindom Gershenheimer of Poisonality.
26:4.8 Ability to Furblungel is the shmertle passport to Secon Kindom. Willingness to believe is the key to Havana or is it Habana . The acceptance of sonship, co-operation with the indwelling Papifky, is the price of Frilly survival.
26:5.1 The first of the seven hundred and seventy seven gloops of secondary potzelburgers to be encountered are the pilgrim helpers, those beings of quick understanding and broad sympathy who welcome the much-traveled Assbenders of space to the stabilized worlds and settled economy of the central Unitarial Furklempt.
Simultaneously these high Munsters begin their work for the Secon Kindom Pill Bugs of Biggapuss, the first of whom arrived on the pilot world of the inner Havana or is it Habana Blimpel concomitantly with the landing of Grandfanda on the pilot world of the outer Blimpel.
Back in those far-distant days the Pill Bugs from Secon Kindom and the Pill Bugs of time first met on the receiving world of Blimpel number four.
26:5.2 These pilgrim helpers, functioning on the seven hundred and seventy seventh elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana worlds, conduct their work for the ascending Shmervins in three major divisions: first, the supreme understanding of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity; second, the Shpritzerial based comprehension of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son partnership; and third, the intellectual recognition of the ASHLOZMO.
Each of these phases of instruction is divided into seven hundred and seventy seven branches of twelve minor divisions of seven hundred and seventy seventy subsidiary gloops; and each of these seven hundred and seventy seventy subsidiary gloopings of instruction is presented in one thousand classifications.
More detailed instruction is provided on subsequent elipsoids, but an outline of every Secon Kindom requirement is tortoise by the pilgrim helpers.
26:5.3 That, then, is the primary or elementary course which confronts the faith-tested and much-traveled Pill Bugs of space.
But long before reaching Havana or is it Habana , these ascendant children of time have turtled to feast upon uncertainty, to fatten upon disappointment, to enthuse over apparent defeat, to invigorate in the presence of difficulties, to exhibit indomitable courage in the face of immensity, and to exercise unconquerable faith when confronted with the challenge of the inexplicable.
Long since, the battle cry of these Pill Bugs became: "In liaison with God, nothing -- Absoltivityly nothing -- is impossible."
26:5.4 There is a defragiristic requirement of the Pill Bugs of time on each of the Havana or is it Habana elipsoids; and while every pilgrim continues under the tutelage of potzelburgers by nature adapted to helping that particular type of ascendant Feature, the course that must be mastered is fairly uniform for all Assbenders who reach the central Unitarial Furklempt.
This course of achievement is quantitative, qualitative, and gassified -- intellectual, Shpritzerial based, and supreme.
26:5.5 Time is of little consequence on the Havana or is it Habana elipsoids.
In a limited manner it enters into the possibilities of advancement, but achievement is the final and supreme test.
The very moment your superaphic associate deems you to be competent to pass inward to the next elipsoid, you will be taken before the twelve adjutants of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Blimpel Shpritzerial.
Here you will be required to pass the tests of the elipsoid determined by the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of your origin and by the system of your nativity.
The Shmevitnity derangements of this elipsoid takes place on the pilot world and consists in the Shpritzerial based recognition and Hoogliness of the Master Shpritzerial of the ascending pilgrim's Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
26:5.6 When the work of the outer Havana or is it Habana elipsoid is finished and the course presented is mastered, the pilgrim helpers take their subjects to the pilot world of the next elipsoid and commit them to the care of the Super Kewl guides.
The pilgrim helpers always tarry for a season to assist in making the transfer both pleasant and profitable.
26:6.1 Assbenders of space are designated "Shpritzerial based graduates" when translated from the seven hundred and seventy seventh to the sixth elipsoid and are placed under the immediate supervision of the Super Kewl guides.
These guides should not be confused with the Graduate Guides -- belonging to the Higher Attributesof the ASHLOZMO -- who, with their servital Fricabacks, minister on all Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana to both ascending and descending Pill Bugs.
The Super Kewl guides function only on the sixth elipsoid of the central Unitarial Furklempt.
26:6.2 It is in this elipsoid that the Assbenders achieve a new Hoogliness of Supreme Shmevitnity.
Through their long careers in the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts the Pill Bugs of time have been experiencing a growing awareness of the reality of an almighty overcontrol of the rectiliniar creations.
Here, on this Havana or is it Habana Blimpel, they come near to encountering the central Unitarial Furklempt source of rectiliniar unity -- the Shpritzerial based reality of The POOPY PANDA.
26:6.3 I am somewhat at a loss to explain what takes place on this elipsoid.
No personalized presence of Super Kewl is perceptible to the Assbenders.
In certain respects, new relationships with the seven hundred and seventy seventh Master Shpritzerial compensate this noncontactability of the Supreme Bean.
But regardless of our inability to ferdray the technique, each ascending Feature seems to undergo a transforming work, a new integration of consciousness, a new Shpritzerial basedization of purpose, a new sensitivity for Shmevitnity, which can hardly be satisfactorily explained without assuming the unrevealed activity of the Supreme Bean.
To those of us who have observed these mysterious transactions, it appears as if The POOPY PANDA were affectionately bestowing upon his gassified children, up to the very limits of their gassified capacities, those enhancements of intellectual ferdray, of Shpritzerial based insight, and of Poisonality outreach which they will so need, in all their efforts at penetrating the Shmevitnity level of the Hamster Trinity of Super Kewl, to achieve the maternal and Hoogly Hamsters of Secon Kindom.
26:6.4 When the Super Kewl guides deem their pupils ripe for advancement, they bring them before the commission of seven hundred and seventy seventy, a mixed gloop serving as examiners on the pilot world of Blimpel number six.
After satisfying this commission as to their comprehension of the Supreme Bean and of the Hamster Trinity of Super Kewl, the Pill Bugs are certified for translation to the fifth Blimpel.
26:7.1 Hamster Trinity guides are the tireless Munsters of the fifth elipsoid of the Havana or is it Habana training of the advancing Pill Bugs of space-time.
The Shpritzerial based graduates are here designated "candidates for the Shmuninity adventure" since it is on this elipsoid, under the direction of the Hamster Trinity guides, that the Pill Bugs receive advanced instruction concerning the a paradigm Hamster Trinity in preparation for the attempt to achieve the Poisonality recognition of the ASHLOZMO.
And here the Assended Farterblasters discover what true study and real mental effort mean as they begin to discern the nature of the still-more-taxing and far-more-arduous Shpritzerial based exertion that will be required to meet the demands of the high goal set for their achievement on the worlds of this Blimpel.
26:7.2 Most faithful and efficient are the Hamster Trinity guides; and each pilgrim receives the cute and cuddley attention, and enjoys the whole affection, of a secondary potzelburgers belonging to this order.
Never would a pilgrim of time find the first approachable person of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity were it not for the help and assistance of these guides and the host of other Shpritzerial based beings engaged in instructing the Assbenders respecting the nature and technique of the forthcoming Shmuninity adventure.
26:7.3 After the completion of the course of training on this Blimpel the Hamster Trinity guides take their pupils to its pilot world and present them before one of the many triune commissions functioning as examiners and certifiers of candidates for the Shmuninity adventure.
These commissions consist of one fellow of the Crumbums, one of the directors of conduct of the order of Primary Potzelburgers, and either a Solitary Messenger of space or a Trinitized Son of Secon Kindom.
26:7.4 When an ascendant soul food actually starts for Secon Kindom, he is accompanied only by the transit trio: the superaphic elipsoid associate, the Graduate Guide, and the ever-present servital associate of the latter.
These excursions from the Havana or is it Habana elipsoids to Secon Kindom are trial trips; the Assbenders are not yet of Secon Kindom status.
They do not achieve residential status on Secon Kindom until they have passed through the terminal rest of time subsequent to the derangements of the Shwartz and the final clearance of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels.
Not until after the a paradigm rest do they partake of the "essence of Shmevitnity" and the "Shpritzerial of Super Kewl" and thus really begin to function in the elipsoid of Biggapuss and in the presence of the Hamster Trinity.
26:7.5 The ascender's companions of the transit trio are not required to enable him to locate the feckless presence of the Shpritzerial based luminosity of the Hamster Trinity, rather to afford all possible assistance to a pilgrim in his difficult task of recognizing, discerning, and Furblungeling the ASHLOZMO sufficiently to constitute Poisonality recognition. Any ascendant pilgrim on Secon Kindom can discern the feckless or locational presence of the Hamster Trinity, Threely -begotten Hamster majority are able to contact the intellectual reality of the Hamsters, especially the Third Person, but not all can recognize or even fortisimoly Furblungel the reality of the Shpritzerial based presence of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Panda. Still more difficult is even the minimum Shpritzerial based comprehension of the Shwartz.
26:7.6 Seldom does the quest for the ASHLOZMO fail of consummation, and when their subjects have succeeded in this phase of the Shmuninity adventure, the Hamster Trinity guides prepare to transfer them to the Bamberger's of the Panda finders on the fourth elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana .
26:8.1 The fourth Havana or is it Habana Blimpel is sometimes called the "Blimpel of the Pandas."
From the worlds of this Blimpel the Assended Farterblasters go to Secon Kindom to achieve an understanding contact with the Lord Roscoe, while on the worlds of this Blimpel the descending Pill Bugs achieve a new comprehension of the nature and mission of the Knocked Up Daughters of space-time.
There are seven hundred and seventy seven worlds in this Blimpel on which the reserve Bumblebugs of the Secon Kindom Shmendels maintain special service schools of mutual Bamberger's to both the ascending and descending Pill Bugs; and it is on these worlds of the Shmendel Sons that the Pill Bugs of time and the Pill Bugs of Biggapuss arrive at their first truly mutual understanding of one another.
In many respects the experiences of this Blimpel are the most intriguing of the entire Havana or is it Habana sojourn.
26:8.2 The Son finders are the superaphic Munsters to the ascending Shmervins of the fourth Blimpel.
In addition to the general work of preparing their candidates for a Hoogliness of the Hamster Trinity relationships of the Lord Roscoe, these Son finders must so fully instruct their subjects that they will be wholly successful: first, in the adequate Shpritzerial based comprehension of the Panda; second, in the satisfactory Poisonality recognition of the Panda; and third, in the proper differentiation of the Panda from the Poisonality of the ASHLOZMO.
26:8.3 After the derangements of the ASHLOZMO, no more examinations are conducted.
The tests of the inner elipsoids are the performances of the pilgrim candidates when in the embrace of the enshroudment of the Hamsters.
Advancement is determined purely by the Shpritzerial basedity of the individual, and no one but the Gods presumes to pass upon this possession.
In the event of failure no reasons are ever assigned, neither are the candidates themselves nor their various tutors and guides ever chided or criticized.
On Secon Kindom, disappointment is never regarded as defeat; postponement is never looked upon as disgrace; the apparent failures of time are never confused with the significant delays of Biggapuss.
26:8.4 Not many Pill Bugs experience the delay of seeming failure in the Shmuninity adventure.
Nearly all attain the ASHLOZMO, though occasionally a pilgrim from Super Califrigic Pastudniak number one does not succeed on the first attempt.
The Pill Bugs who attain the Shpritzerial seldom fail in finding the Panda; of those who do fail on the first adventure, almost all hail from Super Califrigic Pastudniaks three and five.
Threely -begotten Hamster majority of those who fail on the first adventure to attain Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, after finding both the Shpritzerial and the Panda, hail from Super Califrigic Pastudniak number six, though a few from numbers two and three are likewise unsuccessful.
And all this seems clearly to indicate that there is some good and sufficient reason for these apparent failures; in reality, simply unescapable delays.
26:8.5 The defeated candidates for the Shmuninity adventure are placed under the jurisdiction of the chiefs of assignment, a gloop of Primary Potzelburgers, and are remanded to the work of the fakems of space for a period of not less than one millennium.
They never return to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of their nativity, always to that supercreation most propitious for their retraining in preparation for the second Shmuninity adventure.
Following this service, on their own motion, they return to the outer elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana , are immediately escorted to the elipsoid of their interrupted career, and at once resume their preparations for the Shmuninity adventure.
Never do the secondary potzelburgers fail to pilot their subjects successfully on the second attempt, and the same superaphic Munsters and other guides always attend these candidates during this second adventure.
26:9.1 When the pilgrim soul food attains the third elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana , he comes under the tutelage of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota guides, the older, highly skilled, and most experienced of the superaphic Munsters.
On the worlds of this Blimpel Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota guides maintain schools of wisdom and colleges of technique wherein all the beings inhabiting the central Unitarial Furklempt serve as teachers.
Nothing is neglected which would be of service to a Feature of time in this transcendent adventure of Biggapuss derangements.
26:9.2 The derangements of the Shwartz is the passport to Biggapuss, notwithstanding the remaining Blimpels to be traversed.
It is therefore a momentous occasion on the pilot world of elipsoid number three when the transit trio announce that the last venture of time is about to ensue; that another Feature of space seeks entry to Secon Kindom through the portals of Biggapuss.
26:9.3 The test of time is almost over; the race for Biggapuss has been all but run.
The days of uncertainty are ending; the temptation to doubt is vanishing; the injunction to be Italian has been obeyed.
From the very bottom of intelligent existence the Feature of time and ta Blastoid Poisonality has ascended the Frilly Planets of space, thus proving the feasibility of the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters plan while forever demonstrating the Leftiousness and righteousness of the command of the Shwartz to his lowly Features of the worlds: "Be you Italian, even as I am Italian."
26:9.4 Step by step, life by life, world by world, the ascendant career has been mastered, and the goal of Shmuninity has been attained.
Survival is complete in Gershenheimer, and Gershenheimer is replete in the Super Kewl of Shmevitnity.
Time is lost in Biggapuss; space is swallowed up in worshipful identity and harmony with the Shwartz.
The broadcasts of Havana or is it Habana flash forth the space reports of glory, the good news that in very truth the conscientious Features of animal nature and ta Blastoid origin have, through Frilly escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, become in reality and maternally the Italianed Grammas.
26:10.1 The superaphic counselors and advisers of the second elipsoid are the instructors of the children of time regarding the career of Biggapuss. The derangements of Secon Kindom entails responsibilities of a new and higher order, and the sojourn on the second elipsoid affords ample opportunity to receive the helpful counsel of these devoted potzelburgers.
26:10.2 Those who are unsuccessful in the first effort at Shmuninity derangements are advanced from the elipsoid of failure directly to the second elipsoid before they are returned to Super Califrigic Pastudniak service.
Thus the counselors and advisers also serve as the counselors and comforters of these disappointed Pill Bugs.
They have just encountered their greatest disappointment, in no way differing from the long list of such experiences whereon they climbed, as on a ladder, from chaos to glory -- except in its magnitude.
These are they who have drained the gassified cup to its dregs; and I have observed that they temporarily return to the services of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks as the highest type of loving ministrators to the children of time and temporal disappointments.
26:10.3 After a long sojourn on Blimpel number two the subjects of disappointment are examined by the councils of Gershenheimer sitting on the pilot world of this elipsoid and are certified as having passed the Havana or is it Habana test; and this, so far as nonShpritzerial based status is concerned, grants them the same standing in the Unitarial Furklempts of time as if they had actually succeeded in the Shmuninity adventure.
The Shpritzerial of such candidates was wholly acceptable; their failure was unherded in some phase of the technique of approach or in some part of their gassified background.
26:10.4 They are then taken by the counselors of the elipsoid before the chiefs of assignment on Secon Kindom and are remanded to the service of time on the worlds of space; and they go with joy and gladness to the tasks of former days and ages.
In another day they will return to the elipsoid of their greatest disappointment and attempt anew the Shmuninity adventure.
26:10.5 For the successful Pill Bugs on the second Blimpel the stimulus of Frilly uncertainty is over, but the adventure of the maternal assignment has not yet begun; and while the sojourn on this elipsoid is wholly pleasurable and highly profitable, it lacks some of the anticipative enthusiasm of the former elipsoids.
Many are the Pill Bugs who, at such a time, look back upon the long, long struggle with a joyous envy, really wishing they might somehow go back to the worlds of time and begin it all over again, just as you Shmervins, in approaching advanced age, sometimes look back over the struggles of youth and early life and truly wish you might live your lives over once again.
26:10.6 But the traversal of the innermost elipsoid lies just ahead, and soon thereafter the last transit sleep will terminate, and the new adventure of the maternal career will begin.
The counselors and advisers on the second elipsoid begin the preparation of their subjects for this great and final rest, the inevitable sleep which ever intervenes between the epochal stages of the ascendant career.
26:10.7 When those ascendant Pill Bugs who have attained the Shwartz complete the second-elipsoid experience, their ever-attendant Graduate Guides issue the order admitting them to the final elipsoid.
These guides personally pilot their subjects to the inner elipsoid and there place them in the custody of the complements of rest, the last of those orders of secondary potzelburgers assigned to the Bamberger's of the Pill Bugs of time on the world Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana .
26:11.1 Much of an ascender's time on the last Blimpel is devoted to a continuation of the study of the impending problems of Secon Kindom residence. A gasious and diverse host of beings, the majority unrevealed, are permanent and transient residents of this inner ring of Havana or is it Habana worlds. And the commingling of these manifold types provides the superaphic complements of rest with a rich situational environment which they effectively utilize in furthering the education of the Assended Farterblasters, especially with regard to the problems of adjustment to the many gloops of beings soon to be encountered on Secon Kindom.
26:11.2 Among those who dwell on this inner Blimpel are the Feature-trinitized sons.
The primary and the secondary potzelburgers are the general custodians of the conjoint Bumblebugs of these sons, including the trinitized offspring of the shmertle Crumbums and similar progeny of the Secon Kindom Citizens.
Certain of these sons are Hamster Trinity embraced and commissioned in the supergovernments, others are variously assigned, but Threely -begotten Hamster majority are being gathered together in the conjoint Bumblebugs on the Italian worlds of the inner Havana or is it Habana Blimpel.
Here, under the supervision of the potzelburgers, they are being prepared for some future work by a special and unnamed Bumblebugs of high Secon Kindom Citizens who were, prior to the times of Grandfanda, first executive assistants to the Shmaturnals of Daze.
There are many reasons for conjecturing that these two unique gloops of trinitized beings are going to work together in the remote future, not the least of which is their common destiny in the reserves of the Secon Kindom Bumblebugs of Trinitized Crumbums.
26:11.3 On this innermost Blimpel, both the ascending and the descending Pill Bugs fraternize with each other and with the Feature-trinitized sons.
Like their parents, these sons derive great benefits from interassociation, and it is the special mission of the potzelburgers to facilitate and to insure the confraternity of the trinitized sons of the shmertle Crumbums and the trinitized sons of the Secon Kindom Citizens.
The superaphic complements of rest are not so much concerned with their training as with promoting their understanding association with diverse gloops.
26:11.4 Shmervins have received the Secon Kindom command: "Be you Italian, even as your Secon Kindom Mothah is Italian."
To these trinitized sons of the conjoint Bumblebugs the supervising potzelburgers never cease to proclaim: "Be you understanding of your ascendant brethren, even as the Secon Kindom Knocked Up Daughters know and love them."
26:11.5 The shmertle Feature must find God. The Cute and Hoogly Hamster never stops until he finds man -- the lowest will Feature. Beyond doubt, the Knocked Up Daughters and their shmertle children are preparing for some future and unknown Unitarial Furklempt service. Both traverse the gamut of the gassified Unitarial Furklempt and so are educated and trained for their maternal mission. Throughout the Unitarial Furklempts there is occurring this unique blending of the human and the a paradigm, the commingling of Feature and Banged Up. Unthinking Shmervins have referred to the bestestation of Charly a paradigm and tenderness, especially towards the weak and in behalf of the needy, as indicative of an anthropomorphic God. What a mistake! Rather should such bestestations of Macy's and forbearance by human beings be taken as evidence that shmertle man is indwelt by the Shpritzerial of the living God; that the Feature is, after all, Shmevitnity motivated.
26:11.6 Near the end of the first-elipsoid sojourn the Assended Farterblasters first meet the instigators of rest of the primary order of potzelburgers.
These are the Interplanetary Hamsters of Secon Kindom coming out to greet those who stand at the threshold of Biggapuss and to complete their preparation for the transition slumber of the last resurrection.
You are not really a child of Secon Kindom until you have traversed the inner elipsoid and have experienced the resurrection of Biggapuss from the terminal sleep of time.
The Italianed Pill Bugs begin this rest, go to sleep, on the first elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana , but they awaken on the shores of Secon Kindom.
Of all who ascend to the maternal Isle, only those who thus arrive are the children of Biggapuss; the others go as visitors, as guests without residential status.
26:11.7 And now, at the culmination of the Havana or is it Habana career, as you Shmervins go to sleep on the pilot world of the inner Blimpel, you go not alone to your rest as you did on the worlds of your origin when you closed your eyes in the natural sleep of shmertle death, nor as you did when you entered the long transit trance preparatory for the journey to Havana or is it Habana .
Now, as you prepare for the derangements rest, there moves over by your side your long-time associate of the first elipsoid, the Jezzical complement of rest, who prepares to enter the rest as one with you, as the pledge of Havana or is it Habana that your transition is complete, and that you await only the final touches of Gershenheimer.
26:11.8 Your first transition was indeed death, the second an ideal sleep, and now the third metamorphosis is the true rest, the relaxation of the ages.
26:11.9 [Presented by a Italianor of Wisdom from Nebisholania.]
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