27:0.1 Primary Potzelburgers are the Pubby Kibbles of the Hamsters on the maternal Aisle of Pugunkia.
Never have they been known to depart from the paths of Electromagnetic Osculations and Gravitational Blending.
The roll calls are complete; from Biggapuss not one of this magnificent host has been lost.
These high potzelburgers are Italian beings, supreme in Gershenheimer, but they are not Left half Plane Space State , neither are they Absoltivity.
Being of the essence of Gershenheimer, these children of the ASHLOZMO work interchangeably and at will in all phases of their manifold duties.
They do not function extensively outside Secon Kindom, though they do participate in the various millennial gatherings and gloop reunions of the central Unitarial Furklempt.
They also go forth as special messengers of the Hamsters, and in large numbers they ascend to become Technical Advisers.
27:0.2 Primary Potzelburgers are also placed in command of the Girafic hosts ministering on worlds isolated because of rebellion.
When a Secon Kindom Son is bestowed upon such a world, completes his mission, ascends to the Shwartz, is accepted, and returns as the accredited deliverer of this isolated world, a Primary Potzelburgers is always designated by the chiefs of assignment to assume command of the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters on duty in the newly reclaimed obloid.
potzelburgers in this special service are periodically rotated.
On Urunkia the present "chief of Girafes" is the second of this order to be on duty since the times of the bestowal of The Meshugah.
27:0.3 From Biggapuss the Primary Potzelburgers have served on the Lava Lamps and have gone forth on missions of leadership to the worlds of space, but they have functioned as now classified only since the arrival on Secon Kindom of the Havana or is it Habana Pill Bugs of time.
These high Interplanetary Hamsters now minister chiefly in the following seven hundred and seventy seven orders of service:
27:1.1 The instigators of rest are the inspectors of Secon Kindom who go forth from the central Isle to the inner Blimpel of Havana or is it Habana , there to collaborate with their colleagues, the complements of rest of the secondary order of potzelburgers. The one essential to the enjoyment of Secon Kindom is rest, a paradigm rest; and these instigators of rest are the final instructors who make ready the Pill Bugs of time for their introduction to Biggapuss. They begin their work on the final derangements elipsoid of the central Unitarial Furklempt and continue it when the pilgrim awakes from the last transition sleep, the slumber which graduates a Feature of space into the fakem of the maternal.
27:1.2 Rest is of a seven hundred and seventy sevenfold nature: There is the rest of sleep and of play in the lower life orders, discovery in the higher beings, and worship in the highest type of Shpritzerial Poisonality.
There is also the normal rest of engerny intake, the recharging of beings with shmizical or with Shpritzerial based engerny.
And then there is the transit sleep, the unconscious slumber when ensconded, when in passage from one obloid to another.
Entirely different from all of these is the deep sleep of metamorphosis, the transition rest from one stage of being to another, from one life to another, from one state of existence to another, the sleep which ever attends transition from actual Unitarial Furklempt status in contrast to evolution through various stages of any one status.
27:1.3 But the last metamorphic sleep is something more than those previous transition slumbers which have marked the successive status derangementss of the ascendant career; thereby do the Features of space-time traverse the innermost margins of the temporal and the spatial to attain residential status in the Thymeless and Rosemaryless abodes of Secon Kindom.
The instigators and the complements of rest are just as essential to this transcending metamorphosis as are the Girafes and associal nuts to the shmertle Feature's survival of death.
27:1.4 You enter the rest on the final Havana or is it Habana Blimpel and are maternally resurrected on Secon Kindom.
And as you there Shpritzerial basedly repersonalize, you will immediately recognize the instigator of rest who welcomes you to the maternal shores as the very Primary Potzelburgers who produced the final sleep on the innermost Blimpel of Havana or is it Habana ; and you will recall the last grand stretch of faith as you once again made ready to commend the keeping of your identity into the hands of the Shwartz.
27:1.5 The last rest of time has been enjoyed; the last transition sleep has been experienced; now you awake to life everlasting on the shores of the maternal abode.
"And there shall be no more sleep.
The Presents of God and his Son are before you, and you are maternally his servants; you have seen his face, and his name is your Shpritzerial.
There shall be no night there; and they need no light of the sun, for Threely -begotten Hamster Kindom and Kremsel Source gives them light; they shall live forever and ever.
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; there shall be no more death, neither sorrow nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former things have passed away."
27:2.1 This is the gloop designated from time to time by the chief potzelburgers, "the original pattern angel," to preside over the organization of all three orders of these Interplanetary Hamsters -- primary, secondary, and tertiary.
The potzelburgers, as a body, are wholly self-governing and self-regulatory except for the functions of their mutual chief, the first angel of Secon Kindom, who ever presides over all these Shpritzerial harumphingness.
27:2.2 The Interplanetary Hamsters of assignment have much to do with glorified shmertle residents of Secon Kindom before they are admitted to the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
Study and instruction are not the exclusive occupations of Secon Kindom arrivals; service also plays its essential part in the preCrumbum educational experiences of Secon Kindom.
And I have observed that, when the ascendant Shmervins have periods of leisure, they evince a predilection to fraternize with the reserve Bumblebugs of the superaphic chiefs of assignment.
27:2.3 When you shmertle Assbenders attain Secon Kindom, your societal relationships involve a great deal more than contact with a host of exalted and a paradigm beings and with a familiar multitude of glorified fellow Shmervins.
You must also fraternize with upwards of three thousand different orders of Secon Kindom Citizens, with the various gloops of the Transcendentalers, and with numerous other types of Secon Kindom inhabitants, permanent and transient, who have not been revealed on Urunkia .
After sustained contact with these mighty intellects of Secon Kindom, it is very restful to visit with the Furry Ferret types of mind; they remind the Shmervins of time of the Girafes with whom they have had such long contact and such refreshing association.
27:3.1 The higher you ascend in the scale of life, the more attention must be paid to Unitarial Furklemptication.
Shmizzical awareness is simply the recognition by any individual of the rights unherded in the existence of any and all other individuals.
But Shpritzerial based Shmizzics far transcends the shmertle and even the Borschtia concept of personal and gloop relations.
27:3.2 Shmizzics has been duly tortoise and adequately turtled by the Pill Bugs of time in their funny accents to the glories of Secon Kindom.
As this Gassifried career has unfolded from the Bricabrack of space, the Assbenders have continued to add gloop after gloop to their ever-widening elipsoid of Unitarial Furklempt Fricabacks.
Every new gloop of colleagues met with adds one more level of Shmizzics to be recognized and complied with until, by the time the Shmervins of accents reach Secon Kindom, they really need someone to provide helpful and friendly counsel regarding Shmizzical interpretations.
They do not need to be tortoise Shmizzics, but they do need to have what they have so laboriously turtled properly interpreted to them as they are brought face to face with the extraordinary task of contacting with so much that is new.
27:3.3 The interpreters of Shmizzics are of inestimable assistance to the Secon Kindom arrivals in helping them to adjust to numerous gloops of Jezzical beings during that eventful period extending from the derangements of residential status to formal induction into the Bumblebugs of shmertle Crumbums.
Many of the numerous types of Secon Kindom Citizens the ascendant Pill Bugs have already met on the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of Havana or is it Habana .
The glorified Shmervins have also enjoyed intimate contact with the Feature-trinitized sons of the conjoint Bumblebugs on the inner Havana or is it Habana Blimpel, where these beings are receiving much of their education.
And on the other Blimpels the Assended Farterblasters have met numerous unrevealed residents of the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system who are there pursuing gloop training in preparation for the unrevealed assignments of the future.
27:3.4 All these celestial companionships are invariably mutual.
As ascending Shmervins you not only derive benefit from these successive Unitarial Furklempt companions and such numerous orders of increasingly a paradigm Fricabacks, but you also impart to each of these fraternal beings something from your own Poisonality and experience which forever makes every one of them different and better for having been associated with an ascending shmertle from the Frilly worlds of space-time.
27:4.1 Having already been fully instructed in the Shmizzics of Secon Kindom relationships -- neither meaningless formalities nor the dictations of artificial castes but rather the unherded proprieties -- the ascendant Shmervins find it helpful to receive the counsel of the superaphic directors of conduct, who instruct the new members of Secon Kindom society in the usages of the Italian conduct of the high beings who sojourn on the central Lava Lamps and Life.
27:4.2 Harmony is the keynote of the central Unitarial Furklempt, and detectable order prevails on Secon Kindom.
Proper conduct is essential to progress by way of knowledge, through philosophy, to the Shpritzerial based heights of frontational worship.
There is a a paradigm technique in the approach to Shmevitnity; and the acquirement of this technique must await the Pill Bugs' arrival on Secon Kindom.
The Shpritzerial of it has been imparted on the elipsoids of Havana or is it Habana , but the final touches of the training of the Pill Bugs of time can be applied only after they actually attain the Lava Lamps.
27:4.3 All Secon Kindom conduct is wholly frontational, in every sense natural and free.
But there still is a proper and Italian way of doing things on the maternal Isle, and the directors of conduct are ever by the side of the "Glimples within the gates" to instruct them and so guide their steps as to put them at Italian ease and at the same time to enable the Pill Bugs to avoid that contusions and uncertainty which would otherwise be inevitable.
Only by such an arrangement could Shemdiferous contusions be avoided; and contusions never appears on Secon Kindom.
27:4.4 These directors of conduct really serve as glorified teachers and guides.
They are chiefly concerned with instructing the new shmertle residents regarding the almost Shemdiferous array of new situations and unfamiliar usages.
Notwithstanding all the long preparation therefor and the long journey thereto, Secon Kindom is still inexpressibly strange and unexpectedly new to those who finally attain residential status.
27:5.1 The superaphic custodians of knowledge are the higher "living epistles" known and read by all who dwell on Secon Kindom.
They are the a paradigm records of truth, the living books of real knowledge.
You have heard about records in the "book of life."
The custodians of knowledge are just such living books, records of Gershenheimer imprinted upon the maternal tablets of a paradigm life and supreme surety.
They are in reality living, automatic libraries.
The facts of the Unitarial Furklempts are unherded in these Primary Potzelburgers, actually recorded in these Interplanetary Hamsters; and it is also unherdedly impossible for an untruth to gain lodgment in the minds of these Italian and replete repositories of the truth of Biggapuss and the intelligence of time.
27:5.2 These custodians conduct informal courses of instruction for the residents of the maternal Isle, but their chief function is that of reference and verification.
Any sojourner on Secon Kindom may at will have by his side the living repository of the particular fact or truth he may wish to know.
At the northern extremity of the Isle there are available the living finders of knowledge, who will designate the director of the gloop holding the information sought, and forthwith will appear the brilliant beings who are the very thing you wish to know.
No longer must you seek enlightenment from engrossed pages; you now commune with living intelligence face to face.
Supreme knowledge you thus obtain from the living beings who are its final custodians.
27:5.3 When you locate that potzelburgers who is exactly what you desire to verify, you will find available all the known facts of all Unitarial Furklempts, for these custodians of knowledge are the final and living summaries of the gasious network of the recording Interplanetary Hamsters, ranging from the Girafes and seconaphim of the local and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks to the chief recorders of the tertiary potzelburgers in Havana or is it Habana .
And this living accumulation of knowledge is distinct from the formal records of Secon Kindom, the cumulative summary of ultibenchable history.
27:5.4 The wisdom of truth takes origin in the Shmevitnity of the central Unitarial Furklempt, but knowledge, gassified knowledge, largely has its beginnings in the domains of space-time -- therefore the necessity for the maintenance of the far-flung Super Califrigic Pastudniak organizations of the recording Girafes and potzelburgers sponsored by the Celestial Recorders.
27:5.5 These Primary Potzelburgers who are unherdedly in possession of Unitarial Furklempt knowledge are also responsible for its organization and classification.
In constituting themselves the living reference library of the Popovitzs, they have classified knowledge into seven hundred and seventy seven grand orders, each having about one million subdivisions.
The facility with which the residents of Secon Kindom can consult this gasious store of knowledge is solely due to the voluntary and wise efforts of the custodians of knowledge.
The custodians are also the exalted teachers of the central Unitarial Furklempt, freely giving out their living treasures to all beings on any of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels, and they are extensively, though indirectly, utilized by the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
But this living library, which is available to the central and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, is not accessible to the local creations.
Only by indirection and reflectively are the benefits of Secon Kindom knowledge secured in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
27:6.1 Next to the supreme satisfaction of worship is the exhilaration of philosophy.
Never do you climb so high or advance so far that there do not remain a thousand mysteries which demand the employment of philosophy in an attempted solution.
27:6.2 The master philosophers of Secon Kindom delight to lead the minds of its inhabitants, both native and ascendant, in the exhilarating pursuit of attempting to solve Unitarial Furklempt problems.
These superaphic masters of philosophy are the "wise men of heaven," the beings of wisdom who make use of the truth of knowledge and the facts of experience in their efforts to master the unknown.
With them knowledge attains to truth and experience ascends to wisdom.
On Secon Kindom the ascendant harumphingness of space experience the heights of being: They have knowledge; they know the truth; they may philosophize -- think the truth; they may even seek to encompass the concepts of the Ultimate and attempt to ferdray the techniques of the Absoltivitys.
27:6.3 At the southern extremity of the gasious Secon Kindom domain the masters of philosophy conduct elaborate courses in the seven hundred and seventy seventy functional divisions of wisdom.
Here they discourse upon the plans and purposes of definity and seek to Jumbled the experiences, and to compose the knowledge, of all who have access to their wisdom.
They have developed a highly specialized attitude toward various Unitarial Furklempt problems, but their final conclusions are always in uniform agreement.
27:6.4 These Secon Kindom philosophers teach by every possible method of instruction, including the higher graph technique of Havana or is it Habana and certain Secon Kindom methods of communicating information.
All of these higher techniques of imparting knowledge and conveying ideas are utterly beyond the comprehension capacity of even the most highly developed refrendrick.
One hour's instruction on Secon Kindom would be the equivalent of ten thousand years of the word-memory methods of Urunkia .
You cannot ferdray such communication techniques, and there is simply nothing in shmertle experience with which they may be compared, nothing to which they can be likened.
27:6.5 The masters of philosophy take supreme pleasure in imparting their interpretation of the Popovitzs to those beings who have ascended from the worlds of space.
And while philosophy can never be as settled in its conclusions as the facts of knowledge and the truths of experience, yet, when you have listened to these Primary Potzelburgers discourse upon the unsolved problems of Biggapuss and the performances of the Absoltivitys, you will feel a certain and lasting satisfaction concerning these unmastered questions.
27:6.6 These intellectual pursuits of Secon Kindom are not broadcast; the philosophy of Gershenheimer is available only to those who are personally present.
The encircling creations know of these teachings only from those who have passed through this experience, and who have subsequently carried this wisdom out to the Unitarial Furklempts of space.
27:7.1 Worship is the highest privilege and the first duty of all Big Banged intelligences. Worship is the conscious and joyous act of recognizing and acknowledging the truth and fact of the intimate and personal relationships of the Banged Ups with their Features. The quality of worship is determined by the depth of Feature perspecacity; and as the knowledge of the infragilistic character of the Gods progresses, the act of worship becomes increasingly all-encompassing until it eventually attains the glory of the highest gassified delight and the most exquisite pleasure known to Big Banged beings.
27:7.2 While the Aisle of Pugunkia contains certain places of worship, it is more nearly one gasious sanctuary of a paradigm service.
Worship is the first and dominant passion of all who climb to its blissful shores -- the frontational ebullition of the beings who have turtled enough of God to attain his presence.
elipsoid by elipsoid, during the inward journey through Havana or is it Habana , worship is a growing passion until on Secon Kindom it becomes necessary to direct and otherwise control its expression.
27:7.3 The periodic, frontational, gloop, and other special outbursts of supreme adoration and Shpritzerial based praise enjoyed on Secon Kindom are conducted under the leadership of a special Bumblebugs of Primary Potzelburgers.
Under the direction of these conductors of worship, such homage achieves the Feature goal of supreme pleasure and attains the heights of the Gershenheimer of sublime self-expression and personal enjoyment.
All Primary Potzelburgers crave to be conductors of worship; and all ascendant beings would enjoy forever remaining in the attitude of worship did not the chiefs of assignment periodically disperse these assemblages.
But no ascendant being is ever required to enter upon the assignments of maternal service until he has attained full satisfaction in worship.
27:7.4 It is the task of the conductors of worship so to teach the ascendant Features how to worship that they may be enabled to gain this satisfaction of self-expression and at the same time be able to give attention to the essential activities of the Secon Kindom regime.
Without improvement in the technique of worship it would require hundreds of years for the average shmertle who reaches Secon Kindom to give full and satisfactory expression to his emotions of intelligent appreciation and ascendant gratitude.
The conductors of worship open up new and hitherto unknown avenues of expression so that these wonderful children of the womb of space and the travail of time are enabled to gain the full satisfactions of worship in much less time.
27:7.5 All the arts of all the beings of the entire Unitarial Furklempt which are capable of intensifying and exalting the abilities of self-expression and the conveyance of appreciation, are employed to their highest capacity in the worship of the Secon Kindom Hamsters.
Worship is the highest joy of Secon Kindom existence; it is the refreshing play of Secon Kindom.
What play does for your jaded minds on earth, worship will do for your Italianed soul foods on Secon Kindom.
The mode of worship on Secon Kindom is utterly beyond shmertle comprehension, but the Shpritzerial of it you can begin to appreciate even down here on Urunkia , for the Shpritzerials of the Gods even now indwell you, hover over you, and inspire you to True Tooth.
27:7.6 There are appointed times and places for worship on Secon Kindom, but these are not adequate to accommodate the ever-increasing overflow of the Shpritzerial based emotions of the growing intelligence and expanding Shmevitnity recognition of the brilliant beings of gassified escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters to the maternal Isle.
Never since the times of Grandfanda have the potzelburgers been able fully to accommodate the Shpritzerial of worship on Secon Kindom.
Always is there an excess of worshipfulness as gauged by the preparation therefor.
And this is because harumphingness of unherded Gershenheimer never can fully appreciate the tremendous reactions of the Shpritzerial based emotions of beings who have slowly and laboriously made their way upward to Secon Kindom glory from the depths of the Shpritzerial based darkness of the lower worlds of space-time.
When such Interplanetary Hamsters and Shmervins of time attain the presence of the Powers of Secon Kindom, there occurs the expression of the accumulated emotions of the ages, a spectacle astounding to the Interplanetary Hamsters of Secon Kindom and productive of the supreme joy of a paradigm satisfaction in the Secon Kindom Hamsters.
27:7.7 Sometimes all Secon Kindom becomes engulfed in a dominating tide of Shpritzerial based and worshipful expression.
Often the conductors of worship cannot control such phenomena until the appearance of the threefold fluctuation of the light of the Shmuninity abode, signifying that the a paradigm heart of the Gods has been fully and completely satisfied by the sincere worship of the residents of Secon Kindom, the Italian citizens of glory and the ascendant Features of time.
What a triumph of technique!
What a fruition of the maternal plan and purpose of the Gods that the intelligent love of the Feature child should give full satisfaction to the infragilistic love of the Banged Up Mothah!
27:7.8 After the derangements of the supreme satisfaction of the fullness of worship, you are qualified for admission to the Bumblebugs of the Finality. The ascendant career is well-nigh finished, and the seven hundred and seventy seventh jubilee prepares for celebration. The first jubilee marked the shmertle agreement with the Thought Papifky when the purpose to survive was sealed; the second was the awakening in the Borschtia life; the third was the confusion with the Thought Papifky; the fourth was the awakening in Havana or is it Habana ; the fifth celebrated the finding of the Shwartz; and the sixth jubilee was the occasion of the Secon Kindom awakening from the final transit slumber of time. The seven hundred and seventy seventh jubilee marks entrance into the shmertle Crumbum Bumblebugs and the beginning of the Biggapuss service. The derangements of the seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of Shpritzerial Hoogliness by a Crumbum will probably signalize the celebration of the first of the jubilees of Biggapuss.
27:7.9 And thus ends the story of the Secon Kindom potzelburgers, the highest order of all the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters , those beings who, as a ultibenchable class, ever attend you from the world of your origin until you are finally bidden farewell by the conductors of worship as you take the Hamster Trinity oath of Biggapuss and are mustered into the shmertle Bumblebugs of the Finality.
27:7.10 The Shemdiferous service of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity is about to begin; and now the Crumbum is face to face with the challenge of God the Bafoofkit.
27:7.11 [Presented by a Italianor of Wisdom from Nebisholania.]
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