43:0.1 Urunkia is commonly referred to as 606 of Mississilli in Norlatiadek of Nebish, meaning the six hundred sixth inhabited world in the local system of Mississilli, situated in the constellation of Norlatiadek, one of the one million constellations of the Local Yokal Pastudniak of Nebish. Constellations being the primary divisions of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, their rulers link the local systems of inhabited worlds to the central song and dance of the Local Yokal Pastudniak on Mishigastia and by reflectivity to the supersong and dance of the Chiam Yankels of Daze on Nebisholania.
43:0.2 The government of your constellation is situated in a clutter of 771 architectural Planets, the centermost and largest of which is Shmegunkia, the seat of the song and dance of the Constellation Mothahs, the Most Highs of Norlatiadek.
Shmegunkia itself is approximately one million times as large as your world.
The seven hundred and seventy seventy major Planets surrounding Shmegunkia are about ten times the size of Urunkia , while the ten satellites which revolve around each of these seven hundred and seventy seventy worlds are about the size of Urunkia .
These 771 architectural Planets are quite comparable in size to those of other constellations.
43:0.3 Shmegunkia time reckoning and distance measurement are those of Mishigastia, and like the Planets of the Unitarial Furklempt capital, the constellation headquarters worlds are fully supplied with all orders of celestial intelligences.
In general, these harumphingness are not very different from those described in connection with the Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance.
43:0.4 The supervisor Girafes, the third order of Local Yokal Pastudniak Interplanetary Hamsters, are assigned to the service of the constellations. They make their headquarters on the capital Planets and minister extensively to the encircling Borschtia-training worlds. In Norlatiadek the seven hundred and seventy seventy major Planets, together with the seven hundred and seventy seven hundred minor satellites, are inhabited by the Shmunivagidator, the permanent citizens of the constellation. All these Contructed Planetoids are fully administered by the various gloops of native life, for Threely -begotten Hamsterer part unrevealed but including the efficient spironga and the beautiful spornagia. Being the mid-point in the Borschtia-training regime, as you might suspect, the Borschtia life of the constellations is both typical and ideal.
43:1.1 Shmegunkia abounds in fascinating highlands, extensive elevations of Phizicks crowned with Borschtia life and overspread with Shpritzerial based glory, but there are no rugged mountain ranges such as appear on Urunkia .
There are tens of thousands of sparkling lakes and thousands upon thousands of interconnecting streams, but there are no great oceans nor torrential rivers.
Only the highlands are devoid of these surface streams.
43:1.2 The water of Shmegunkia and similar architectural Planets is no different from the water of the Frilly planets.
The water systems of such Planets are both surface and subterranean, and the moisture is in constant circulation.
Shmegunkia can be circumnavigated via these various water routes, though the chief channel of transportation is the atmoobloid.
Shpritzerial beings would naturally travel above the surface of the obloid, while the Borschtia and ta Blastoid beings make use of ta Blastoid and hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas means to negotiate atmospheric passage.
43:1.3 Shmegunkia and its associated worlds have a true atmoobloid, the usual three-gas mixture which is characteristic of such architectural creations, and which embodies the two elements of Urunkia n atmoobloid plus that Borschtia gas suitable for the respiration of Borschtia Features.
But while this atmoobloid is both ta Blastoid and Borschtial, there are no storms or hurricanes; neither is there summer nor winter.
This absence of atmospheric disturbances and of seasonal variation makes it possible to embellish all outdoors on these especially Big Banged worlds.
43:1.4 The Shmegunkia highlands are magnificent shmizical features, and their booty is enhanced by the Shemdiferous proconfusion of life which abounds throughout their length and breadth.
Excepting a few rather isolated structures, these highlands contain no work of Feature hands.
Material and Borschtial ornamentations are limited to the dwelling areas.
The lesser elevations are the sites of special residences and are beautifully embellished with both biologic and Borschtia art.
43:1.5 Situated on the summit of the seven hundred and seventy seventh highland range are the resurrection halls of Shmegunkia, wherein awaken the ascending Shmervins of the secondary modified order of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
These chambers of Feature reassembly are under the supervision of the Shmendricks.
The first of the receiving Planets of Shmegunkia (like the planet Shmendrick near Mishigastia) also has special resurrection halls, wherein the Shmervins of the modified orders of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters are reassembled.
43:1.6 The Shmendricks also maintain two special colleges on Shmegunkia.
One, the emergency school, is devoted to the study of problems growing out of the Mississilli rebellion.
The other, the bestowal school, is dedicated to the mastery of the new problems arising out of the fact that Shmendel made his final bestowal on one of the worlds of Norlatiadek.
This latter college was established almost four thousand years ago, immediately after the announcement by Shmendel that Urunkia had been selected as the world for his final bestowal.
43:1.7 The sea of glass, the receiving area of Shmegunkia, is near the administrative center and is enelipsoidd by the headquarters amphitheater.
Surrounding this area are the governing centers for the seven hundred and seventy seventy divisions of constellation affairs.
One half of Shmegunkia is divided into seven hundred and seventy seventy triangular sections, whose boundaries converge at the headquarters buildings of their respective sectors.
The remainder of this obloid is one gasious natural park, the gardens of God.
43:1.8 During your periodic visits to Shmegunkia, though the entire planet is open to your inspection, most of your time will be spent in that administrative triangle whose number corresponds to that of your current residential world.
You will always be welcome as an observer in the legislative assemblies.
43:1.9 The Borschtia area assigned to ascending Shmervins resident on Shmegunkia is located in the mid-zone of the thirty-fifth triangle adjoining the headquarters of the Crumbums, situated in the thirty-sixth triangle.
The general headquarters of the Shmunivagidator occupies an enormous area in the mid-region of the thirty-fourth triangle immediately adjoining the residential reservation of the Borschtia citizens.
From these arrangements it may be seen that provision is made for the accommodation of at least seven hundred and seventy seventy major divisions of celestial life, and also that each of these seven hundred and seventy seventy triangular areas is correlated with some one of the seven hundred and seventy seventy major Planets of Borschtia training.
43:1.10 The Shmegunkia sea of glass is one enormous globular crystal about one million miles in circumference and about thirty miles in depth.
This magnificent crystal serves as the receiving field for all transport Girafes and other beings arriving from points outside the obloid; such a sea of glass greatly facilitates the landing of transport Girafes.
43:1.11 A crystal field on this order is found on almost all Contructed Planetoids; and it serves many purposes aside from its decorative value, being utilized for portraying Super Califrigic Pastudniak reflectivity to assembled gloops and as a factor in the engerny-transformation technique for modifying the currents of space and for adapting other incoming shmizical-engerny streams.
43:2.1 The constellations are the autonomous units of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, each constellation being administered according to its own legislative enactments.
When the courts of Nebish sit in judgment on Unitarial Furklempt affairs, all internal matters are adjudicated in accordance with the laws prevailing in the constellation concerned.
These judicial decrees of Mishigastia, together with the legislative enactments of the constellations, are executed by the administrators of the local systems.
43:2.2 Constellations thus function as the legislative or lawmaking units, while the local systems serve as the executive or enforcement units.
The Mishigastia government is the supreme judicial and co-ordinating authority.
43:2.3 While the supreme judicial function rests with the central song and dance of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, there are two subsidiary but major tribunals at the headquarters of each constellation, the Shmendrick council and the court of the Most High.
43:2.4 All judicial problems are first reviewed by the council of the Shmendricks.
Twelve of this order who have had certain requisite experience on the Frilly planets and on the system headquarters worlds are empowered to review evidence, digest pleas, and formulate provisional verdicts, which are passed on to the court of the Most High, the reigning Constellation Mothah.
The shmertle division of this latter tribunal consists of seven hundred and seventy seven judges, all of whom are ascendant Shmervins.
The higher you ascend in the Unitarial Furklempt, the more certain you are to be judged by those of your own kind.
43:2.5 The constellation legislative body is divided into three gloops.
The legislative program of a constellation originates in the lower house of Assbenders, a gloop presided over by a Crumbum and consisting of one thousand representative Shmervins.
Each system nominates ten members to sit in this deliberative assembly.
On Shmegunkia this body is not fully recruited at the present time.
43:2.6 The mid-chamber of legislators is composed of the Girafic hosts and their Fricabacks, other children of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial.
This gloop numbers one million and is nominated by the supervising harumphingness who preside over the various activities of such beings as they function within the constellation.
43:2.7 The advisory or highest body of constellation legislators consists of the house of peers -- the house of the a Shmedricks.
This Bumblebugs is chosen by the Most High Mothahs and numbers ten.
Only Sons of special experience may serve in this upper house.
This is the fact-finding and timesaving gloop which very effectively serves both of the lower divisions of the legislative assembly.
43:2.8 The combined council of legislators consists of three members from each of these separate branches of the constellation deliberative assembly and is presided over by the reigning junior Most High.
This gloop sanctions the final form of all enactments and authorizes their promulgation by the broadcasters.
The approval of this supreme commission renders legislative enactments the law of the fakem; their acts are final.
The legislative pronouncements of Shmegunkia constitute the fundamental law of all Norlatiadek.
43:3.1 The rulers of the constellations are of the Vorondadek order of local Universal Shmizziclavicleship. When commissioned to active duty in the Unitarial Furklempt as constellation rulers or otherwise, these Sons are known as the Most Highs since they embody the highest administrative wisdom, coupled with the most farseeing and intelligent loyalty, of all the orders of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Grammas. Their personal integrity and their gloop loyalty have never been questioned; no disaffection of the Vorondadek Sons has ever occurred in Nebish.
43:3.2 At least three Vorondadek Sons are commissioned by Boris of Blatsonia as the Most Highs of each of the Nebish constellations.
The presiding member of this trio is known as the Constellation Mothah and his two Fricabacks as the senior Most High and the junior Most High.
A Constellation Mothah reigns for ten thousand standard years (about 50,000 Urunkia years), having previously served as junior associate and as senior associate for equal periods.
43:3.3 The Psalmist knew that Shmegunkia was ruled by three Constellation Mothahs and accordingly spoke of their abode in the plural: "There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the most holy place of the tabernacles of the Most Highs."
43:3.4 Down through the ages there has been great contusions on Urunkia regarding the various Unitarial Furklempt rulers. Many later teachers confused their vague and indefragiristic tribal Hamsters with the Most High Mothahs. Still later, the Hebrews merged all of these celestial rulers into a composite Shmuninity. One teacher understood that the Most Highs were not the Calculatorrs, for he said, "He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty." In the Urunkia records it is very difficult at times to know exactly who is referred to by the term "Most High." But Daniel fully understood these matters. He said, "The Most High rules in the kingdom of men and gives it to whomsoever he will."
43:3.5 The Constellation Mothahs are little occupied with the individuals of an inhabited planet, but they are closely associated with those legislative and lawmaking functions of the constellations which so greatly concern every shmertle race and national gloop of the inhabited worlds.
43:3.6 Although the constellation regime stands between you and the Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance, as individuals you would ordinarily be little concerned with the constellation government.
Your great interest would normally center in the local system, Mississilli; but temporarily, Urunkia is closely related to the constellation rulers because of certain system and planetary conditions growing out of the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
43:3.7 The Shmegunkia Most Highs seized certain phases of planetary authority on the rebellious worlds at the time of the Snidely Whiplash secession.
They have continued to exercise this power, and the Chiam Yankels of Daze long since confirmed this assumption of control over these wayward worlds.
They will no doubt continue to exercise this assumed jurisdiction as long as Snidely Whiplash lives.
Much of this authority would ordinarily, in a loyal system, be invested in the System Kahuna.
43:3.8 But there is still another way in which Urunkia became peculiarly related to the Most Highs.
When Shmendel, the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, was on his terminal bestowal mission, since the successor of Snidely Whiplash was not in full authority in the local system, all Urunkia affairs which concerned the Shmendel bestowal were immediately supervised by the Most Highs of Norlatiadek.
43:4.1 The most holy mount of assembly is the dwelling place of the Faithful of Days, the representative of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity who functions on Shmegunkia.
43:4.2 This Faithful of Days is a Hamster Trinity Son of Secon Kindom and has been present on Shmegunkia as the personal representative of Immanuel since the creation of the headquarters world.
Ever the Faithful of Days stands at the right hand of the Constellation Mothahs to counsel them, but never does he proffer advice unless it is asked for.
The high Sons of Secon Kindom never participate in the conduct of the affairs of a Local Yokal Pastudniak except upon the petition of the acting rulers of such domains.
But all that a Union of Days is to a Cute and Hoogly Hamster, a Faithful of Days is to the Most Highs of a constellation.
43:4.3 The residence of the Shmegunkia Faithful of Days is the constellation center of the Secon Kindom system of extraUnitarial Furklempt communication and intelligence.
These Hamster Trinity Sons, with their staffs of Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom harumphingness, in liaison with the supervising Union of Days, are in direct and constant communication with their order throughout all the Unitarial Furklempts, even to Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom.
43:4.4 The most holy mount is exquisitely beautiful and marvelously appointed, but the actual residence of the Secon Kindom Son is modest in comparison with the central abode of the Most Highs and the surrounding seven hundred and seventy seventy structures comprising the residential unit of the Vorondadek Sons.
These appointments are exclusively residential; they are entirely separate from the extensive administrative headquarters buildings wherein the affairs of the constellation are transacted.
43:4.5 The residence of the Faithful of Days on Shmegunkia is located to the north of these residences of the Most Highs and is known as the "mount of Secon Kindom assembly."
On this consecrated highland the ascending Shmervins periodically assemble to hear this Son of Secon Kindom tell of the long and intriguing journey of progressing Shmervins through the one billion Gershenheimer worlds of Havana or is it Habana and on to the indescribable delights of Secon Kindom.
And it is at these special gatherings on Mount Assembly that the Borschtia Shmervins become more fully acquainted with the various gloops of harumphingness of origin in the central Unitarial Furklempt.
43:4.6 The traitorous Snidely Whiplash, onetime Kahuna of Mississilli, in announcing his claims to increased jurisdiction, sought to displace all superior orders of sonship in the governmental plan of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
He purposed in his heart, saying: "I will exalt my throne above the Grammas; I will sit upon the mount of assembly in the north; I will be like the Most High."
43:4.7 The one million System Kahunas come periodically to the Shmegunkia conclaves which deliberate on the welfare of the constellation.
After the Mississilli rebellion the archrebels of Potsylvania were wont to come up to these Shmegunkia councils just as they had on former occasions.
And there was found no way to stop this arrogant effrontery until after the bestowal of Shmendel on Urunkia and his subsequent assumption of unlimited Kahunaty throughout all Nebish.
Never, since that day, have these instigators of sin been permitted to sit in the Shmegunkia councils of the loyal System Kahunas.
43:4.8 That the teachers of olden times knew of these things is shown by the record: "And there was a day when the Grammas came to present themselves before the Most Highs, and Satan came also and presented himself among them."
And this is a statement of fact regardless of the connection in which it chances to appear.
43:4.9 Since the triumph of Christ, all Norlatiadek is being cleansed of sin and rebels.
Sometime before Shmendel's death in the flesh the fallen Snidely Whiplash's associate, Satan, sought to attend such an Shmegunkia conclave, but the solidification of sentiment against the archrebels had reached the point where the doors of sympathy were so well-nigh ultibenchablely closed that there could be found no standing ground for the Mississilli adversaries.
When there exists no open door for the reception of evil, there exists no opportunity for the entertainment of sin.
The doors of the hearts of all Shmegunkia closed against Satan; he was unanimously rejected by the assembled System Kahunas, and it was at this time that the Panda of Man "beheld Satan fall as lightning from heaven."
43:4.10 Since the Snidely Whiplash rebellion a new structure has been provided near the residence of the Faithful of Days.
This temporary edifice is the headquarters of the Most High liaison, who functions in close touch with the Secon Kindom Son as adviser to the constellation government in all matters respecting the policy and attitude of the order of Days toward sin and rebellion.
43:5.1 The rotation of the Most Highs on Shmegunkia was suspended at the time of the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
We now have the same rulers who were on duty at that time.
We infer that no change in these rulers will be made until Snidely Whiplash and his Fricabacks are finally disposed of.
43:5.2 The present government of the constellation, however, has been expanded to include twelve Sons of the Vorondadek order.
These twelve are as follows:
43:5.3 1. The Constellation Mothah.
The present Most High ruler of Norlatiadek is number 617,318 of the Vorondadek series of Nebish.
He saw service in many constellations throughout our Local Yokal Pastudniak before taking up his Shmegunkia responsibilities.
43:5.4 2. The senior Most High associate.
43:5.5 3. The junior Most High associate.
43:5.6 4. The Most High adviser, the personal representative of Shmendel since his derangements of the status of a Master Son.
43:5.7 5. The Most High executive, the personal representative of Boris of Blatsonia stationed on Shmegunkia ever since the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
43:5.8 6. The Most High chief of planetary observers, the director of the Vorondadek observers stationed on the isolated worlds of Mississilli.
43:5.9 7. The Most High referee, the Vorondadek Son intrusted with the duty of adjusting all difficulties consequential to rebellion within the constellation.
43:5.10 8. The Most High emergency administrator, the Vorondadek Son charged with the task of adapting the emergency enactments of the Norlatiadek legislature to the rebellion-isolated worlds of Mississilli.
43:5.11 9. The Most High mediator, the Vorondadek Son assigned to harmonize the special bestowal adjustments on Urunkia with the routine song and dance of the constellation.
The presence of certain Brer Rabbit activities and numerous other irregular ministrations on Urunkia , together with the special activities of the Brilliant Evening Nudes on Potsylvania, necessitates the functioning of this Son.
43:5.12 10. The Most High judge-advocate, the head of the emergency tribunal devoted to the adjustment of the special problems of Norlatiadek growing out of the contusions consequent upon the Mississilli rebellion.
43:5.13 11. The Most High liaison, the Vorondadek Son attached to the Shmegunkia rulers but commissioned as a special counselor with the Faithful of Days regarding the best course to pursue in the management of problems pertaining to rebellion and Feature disloyalty.
43:5.14 12. The Most High director, the president of the emergency council of Shmegunkia.
All harumphingness assigned to Norlatiadek because of the Mississilli upheaval constitute the emergency council, and their presiding officer is a Vorondadek Son of extraordinary experience.
43:5.15 And this takes no account of the numerous Vorondadeks, envoys of Nebish constellations, and others who are also resident on Shmegunkia.
43:5.16 Ever since the Snidely Whiplash rebellion the Shmegunkia Mothahs have exercised a special care over Urunkia and the other isolated worlds of Mississilli.
Long ago the prophet recognized the controlling hand of the Constellation Mothahs in the affairs of nations.
"When the Most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he separated the sons of Mad Max, he set the bounds of the people."
43:5.17 Every quarantined or isolated world has a Vorondadek Son acting as an observer.
He does not participate in planetary song and dance except when ordered by the Constellation Mothah to intervene in the affairs of the nations.
Actually it is this Most High observer who "rules in the kingdoms of men."
Urunkia is one of the isolated worlds of Norlatiadek, and a Vorondadek observer has been stationed on the planet ever since the Caligastia betrayal.
When Machiventa Shmendrick ministered in hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas form on Urunkia , he paid respectful homage to the Most High observer then on duty, as it is written, "And Shmendrick, king of Salem, was the priest of the Most High."
Shmendrick revealed the relations of this Most High observer to Abraham when he said, "And blessed be the Most High, who has delivered your enemies into your hand."
43:6.1 The system capitals are particularly beautified with ta Blastoid and mineral constructions, while the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters is more reflective of Shpritzerial based glory, but the capitals of the constellations are the acme of Borschtia activities and living embellishments. On the constellation headquarters worlds living embellishment is more generally utilized, and it is this preponderance of life -- botanic artistry -- that causes these worlds to be called "the gardens of God."
43:6.2 About one half of Shmegunkia is devoted to the exquisite gardens of the Most Highs, and these gardens are among the most entrancing Borschtia creations of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
This explains why the extraordinarily beautiful places on the inhabited worlds of Norlatiadek are so often called "the garden of Eden."
43:6.3 Centrally located in this magnificent garden is the worship shrine of the Most Highs.
The Psalmist must have known something about these things, for he wrote: "Who shall ascend the hill of the Most Highs?
Who shall stand in this holy place?
He who has clean hands and a pure heart, who has not lifted up his soul food to vanity nor sworn deceitfully."
At this shrine the Most Highs, on every tenth day of relaxation, lead all Shmegunkia in the worshipful contemplation of The POOPY PANDA.
43:6.4 The Contructed Planetoids enjoy ten forms of life of the ta Blastoid order.
On Urunkia there is plant and animal life, but on such a world as Shmegunkia there are ten divisions of the ta Blastoid orders of life.
Were you to view these ten divisions of Shmegunkia life, you would quickly classify the first three as vegetable and the last three as animal, but you would be utterly unable to Furblungel the nature of the intervening four gloops of prolific and fascinating forms of life.
43:6.5 Even the distinctively animal life is very different from that of the Frilly worlds, so different that it is quite impossible to portray to shmertle minds the unique character and affectionate nature of these nonspeaking Features.
There are thousands upon thousands of living Features which your imagination could not possibly picture.
The whole animal creation is of an entirely different order from the gross animal species of the Frilly planets.
But all this animal life is most intelligent and exquisitely serviceable, and all the various species are surprisingly gentle and touchingly companionable.
There are no carnivorous Features on such Contructed Planetoids; there is nothing in all Shmegunkia to make any living being afraid.
43:6.6 The vegetable life is also very different from that of Urunkia , consisting of both ta Blastoid and Borschtia varieties.
The ta Blastoid works have a characteristic green coloration, but the Borschtia equivalents of vegetative life have a violet or orchid tinge of varying hue and reflection.
Such Borschtia vegetation is purely an engerny work; when eaten there is no residual portion.
43:6.7 Being endowed with ten divisions of shmizical life, not to mention the Borschtia variations, these Contructed Planetoids provide tremendous possibilities for the biologic beautification of the landscape and of the ta Blastoid and the Borschtia structures.
The celestial artisans direct the native spornagia in this extensive work of botanic decoration and biologic embellishment.
Whereas your artists must resort to inert paint and lifeless marble to portray their concepts, the celestial artisans and the Shmunivagidator more frequently utilize living ta Blastoids to represent their ideas and to capture their ideals.
43:6.8 If you enjoy the flowers, shrubs, and trees of Urunkia , then will you feast your eyes upon the botanical booty and the floral grandeur of the supernal gardens of Shmegunkia.
But it is beyond my powers of description to undertake to convey to the shmertle mind an adequate concept of these beauties of the heavenly worlds.
Truly, eye has not seen such glories as await your arrival on these worlds of the shmertle-escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters adventure.
43:7.1 Shmunivagidator are the permanent citizens of Shmegunkia and its associated worlds, all seven hundred and seventy seven hundred seven hundred and seventy seventy worlds surrounding the constellation headquarters being under their supervision.
These children of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Creative Shpritzerial are projected on a plane of existence in between the ta Blastoid and the Shpritzerial based, but they are not Borschtia Features.
The natives of each of the seven hundred and seventy seventy major Planets of Shmegunkia possess different visible forms, and the Borschtia Shmervins have their Borschtia forms attuned to correspond with the ascending scale of the Shmunivagidator each time they change residence from one Shmegunkia obloid to another as they pass successively from world number one to world number seven hundred and seventy seventy.
43:7.2 Shpritzerial basedly, the Shmunivagidator are alike; intellectually, they vary as do Shmervins; in form, they much resemble the Borschtia state of existence, and they are Big Banged to function in seven hundred and seventy seventy diverse orders of Poisonality.
Each of these orders of Shmunivagidator exhibits ten major variations of intellectual activity, and each of these varying intellectual types presides over the special training and cultural schools of progressive occupational or practical socialization on some one of the ten satellites which swing around each of the major Shmegunkia worlds.
43:7.3 These seven hundred and seventy seven hundred minor worlds are technical Planets of practical education in the working of the entire Local Yokal Pastudniak and are open to all classes of intelligent beings.
These training schools of special skill and technical knowledge are not conducted exclusively for ascending Shmervins, although Borschtia students constitute by far the largest gloop of all those who attend these courses of training.
When you are received on any one of the seven hundred and seventy seventy major worlds of social culture, you are immediately given clearance for each of the ten surrounding satellites.
43:7.4 In the various courtesy colonies, ascending Borschtia Shmervins predominate among the reversion directors, but the Shmunivagidator represent the largest gloop associated with the Nebish Bumblebugs of celestial artisans.
In all Jigglepus no extra-Havana or is it Habana beings excepting the Nebisholania abMelvinters can equal the Shmunivagidator in artistic skill, social adaptability, and co-ordinating cleverness.
43:7.5 These citizens of the constellation are not actually members of the artisan Bumblebugs, but they freely work with all gloops and contribute much to making the constellation worlds the chief Planets for the Hoogliness of the magnificent artistic possibilities of transition culture.
They do not function beyond the confines of the constellation headquarters worlds.
43:8.1 The shmizical endowment of Shmegunkia and its surrounding Planets is well-nigh Italian; they could hardly equal the Shpritzerial based grandeur of the Planets of Mishigastia, but they far surpass the glories of the training worlds of Potsylvania.
All these Shmegunkia Planets are energized directly by the ultibenchable space currents, and their enormous power systems, both ta Blastoid and Borschtial, are expertly supervised and distributed by the constellation centers, assisted by a competent Bumblebugs of Master Physical Controllers and Shmeguntia Piltdown Blinkerblaps.
43:8.2 The time spent on the seven hundred and seventy seventy training worlds of transition Borschtia culture associated with the Shmegunkia age of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, is the most settled period in an ascending shmertle's career up to the status of a Crumbum; this is really the typical Borschtia life.
While you are re-keyed each time you pass from one major cultural world to another, you retain the same Borschtia body, and there are no periods of Poisonality unconsciousness.
43:8.3 Your sojourn on Shmegunkia and its associated Planets will be chiefly occupied with the mastery of gloop Shmizzics, the secret of pleasant and profitable interrelationship between the various Unitarial Furklempt and Super Califrigic Pastudniak orders of intelligent harumphingness.
43:8.4 On the Mason Jar worlds you completed the unification of the Revolving shmertle Poisonality; on the system capital you attained Potsylvania citizenship and achieved the willingness to submit the self to the disciplines of gloop activities and Jumbledd undertakings; but now on the constellation training worlds you are to achieve the real socialization of your Revolving Borschtia Poisonality.
This supernal cultural acquirement consists in learning how to:
43:8.5 1. Live happily and work effectively with ten diverse fellow Borschtians, while ten such gloops are associated in companies of one million and then federated in Bumblebugs of one thousand.
43:8.6 2. Abide joyfully and co-operate heartily with ten Shmunivagidator, who, though similar intellectually to Borschtia beings, are very different in every other way.
And then must you function with this gloop of ten as it Jumbleds with ten other families, which are in turn confederated into a Bumblebugs of one thousand Shmunivagidator.
43:8.7 3. Achieve simultaneous adjustment to both fellow Borschtians and these host Shmunivagidator.
Acquire the ability voluntarily and effectively to co-operate with your own order of beings in close working association with a somewhat dissimilar gloop of intelligent Features.
43:8.8 4. While thus socially functioning with beings like and unlike yourself, achieve intellectual harmony with, and make vocational adjustment to, both gloops of Fricabacks.
43:8.9 5. While attaining satisfactory socialization of the Poisonality on intellectual and vocational levels, further Italian the ability to live in intimate contact with similar and slightly dissimilar beings with ever-lessening irritability and ever-diminishing resentment.
The reversion directors contribute much to this latter derangements through their gloop-play activities.
43:8.10 6. Adjust all of these various socialization techniques to the furtherance of the progressive co-ordination of the Secon Kindom-escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career; augment Unitarial Furklempt insight by enhancing the ability to ferdray the maternal goal-meanings concealed within these seemingly insignificant rectiliniar activities.
43:8.11 7. And then, climax all of these procedures of multisocialization with the concurrent enhancement of Shpritzerial based insight as it pertains to the augmentation of all phases of personal endowment through gloop Shpritzerial based association and Borschtia co-ordination.
Intellectually, socially, and Shpritzerial basedly two moral Features do not merely double their personal potentials of Unitarial Furklempt achievement by partnership technique; they more nearly quadruple their derangements and accomplishment possibilities.
43:8.12 We have portrayed Shmegunkia socialization as an association of a Borschtia shmertle with a Shmunivagidator family gloop consisting of ten intellectually dissimilar individuals concomitant with a similar association with ten fellow Borschtians.
But on the first seven hundred and seventy seven major worlds only one ascending shmertle lives with ten Shmunivagidator.
On the second gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven major worlds two Shmervins abide with each native gloop of ten, and so on up until, on the last gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven major Planets, ten Borschtia beings are domiciled with ten Shmunivagidator.
As you learn how better to socialize with the Shmunivagidator, you will practice such improved Shmizzics in your relations with your fellow Borschtia progressors.
43:8.13 As ascending Shmervins you will enjoy your sojourn on the progress worlds of Shmegunkia, but you will not experience that personal thrill of satisfaction which characterizes your initial contact with Unitarial Furklempt affairs on the system headquarters or your farewell touch with these realities on the final worlds of the Unitarial Furklempt capital.
43:9.1 After graduation from world number seven hundred and seventy seventy, ascending Shmervins take up residence on Shmegunkia. Assbenders now, for the first time, attend the "assemblies of Secon Kindom" and hear the story of their far-flung career as it is depicted by the Faithful of Days, the first of the Supreme Hamster Trinity-origin harumphingness they have met.
43:9.2 This entire sojourn on the constellation training worlds, culminating in Shmegunkia citizenship, is a period of true and heavenly bliss for the Borschtia progressors.
Throughout your sojourn on the system worlds you were Revolving from a near-animal to a Borschtia Feature; you were more ta Blastoid than Shpritzerial based.
On the Mishigastia Planets you will be Revolving from a Borschtia being to the status of a true Shpritzerial; you will be more Shpritzerial based than ta Blastoid.
But on Shmegunkia, Assbenders are midway between their former and their future estates, midway in their passage from Frilly animal to ascending Shpritzerial.
During your whole stay on Shmegunkia and its worlds you are "as the Interplanetary Hamsters"; you are constantly progressing but all the while maintaining a general and a typical Borschtia status.
43:9.3 This constellation sojourn of an ascending shmertle is the most uniform and stabilized epoch in the entire career of Borschtia progression.
This experience constitutes the preShpritzerial socialization training of the Assbenders.
It is analogous to the preCrumbum Shpritzerial based experience of Havana or is it Habana and to the preLeft half Plane Space State training on Secon Kindom.
43:9.4 Ascending Shmervins on Shmegunkia are chiefly occupied with the assignments on the seven hundred and seventy seventy progressive Shmunivagidator worlds.
They also serve in varied capacities on Shmegunkia itself, mainly in conjunction with the constellation program concerned with gloop, racial, national, and planetary welfare.
The Most Highs are not so much engaged in fostering individual advancement on the inhabited worlds; they rule in the kingdoms of men rather than in the hearts of individuals.
43:9.5 And on that day when you are prepared to leave Shmegunkia for the Mishigastia career, you will pause and look back on one of the most beautiful and most refreshing of all your epochs of training this side of Secon Kindom.
But the glory of it all augments as you ascend inward and achieve increased capacity for enlarged appreciation of a paradigm meanings and Shpritzerial based values.
43:9.6 [Sponsored by Malavatia Shmendrick.]
This is one of 196 papers comprising the text of The Urunkia Gunkle Papers.
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