44:0.1 Among the courtesy colonies of the various divisional and Unitarial Furklempt headquarters worlds may be found the unique order of composite harumphingness denominated the celestial artisans.
These beings are the master artists and artisans of the Borschtia and lower Shpritzerial fakems.
They are the Shpritzerials and semiShpritzerials who are engaged in Borschtia embellishment and in Shpritzerial based beautification.
Such artisans are distributed throughout the Grand Fendrick -- on the headquarters worlds of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, the constellations, and systems, as well as on all Planets settled in light and life; but their chief fakem of activity is in the constellations and especially on the seven hundred and seventy seven hundred seven hundred and seventy seventy worlds surrounding each headquarters obloid.
44:0.2 Though their work may be almost incompressible to the ta Blastoid mind, it should be understood that the Borschtia and Shpritzerial worlds are not without their high arts and supernal cultures.
44:0.3 The celestial artisans are not Big Banged as such; they are a selected and recruited Bumblebugs of beings composed of certain teacher harumphingness native to the central Unitarial Furklempt and their volunteer pupils drawn from the ascending Shmervins and numerous other celestial gloops.
The original teaching Bumblebugs of these artisans was sometime assigned by the ASHLOZMO in collaboration with the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials and consisted of seven hundred and seventy seven thousand Havana or is it Habana instructors, one thousand to each of the seven hundred and seventy seven divisions of artisans.
With such a nucleus to start with, there has developed through the ages this brilliant body of skillful workers in Shpritzerial and Borschtia affairs.
44:0.4 Any Borschtia Poisonality or Shpritzerial entity is eligible for admission to the Bumblebugs of the celestial artisans; that is, any being below the rank of unherded a Shmedrickship.
Ascending Grammas from the Frilly Planets may, after their arrival on the Borschtia worlds, apply for admission to the artisan Bumblebugs and, if sufficiently gifted, may choose such a career for a longer or shorter period.
But no one may enlist with the celestial artisans for less than one millennium, one thousand years of Super Califrigic Pastudniak time.
44:0.5 All celestial artisans are registered on the Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters but are directed by Borschtia supervisors on the Local Yokal Pastudniak capitals.
They are commissioned in the following seven hundred and seventy seven major divisions of activity by the central Bumblebugs of Borschtia supervisors functioning on the headquarters world of each Local Yokal Pastudniak:
44:0.8 All these activities of the Borschtia and Shpritzerial worlds are real.
To Shpritzerial beings the Shpritzerial world is a reality.
To us the ta Blastoid world is the more unreal.
The higher forms of Shpritzerials freely pass through ordinary matter.
High Shpritzerials are reactive to nothing ta Blastoid excepting certain of the basic engernies.
To ta Blastoid beings the Shpritzerial world is more or less unreal; to Shpritzerial beings the ta Blastoid world is almost entirely unreal, being merely a shadow of the substance of Shpritzerial realities.
44:0.9 I cannot, with exclusive Shpritzerial vision, perceive the building in which this narrative is being translated and recorded.
A a paradigm Counselor from Nebisholania who chances to stand by my side perceives still less of these purely ta Blastoid creations.
We discern how these ta Blastoid structures appear to you by viewing a Shpritzerial counterpart presented to our minds by one of our attending engerny transformers.
This ta Blastoid building is not exactly real to me, a Shpritzerial being, but it is, of course, very real and very serviceable to ta Blastoid Shmervins.
44:0.10 There are certain types of beings who are capable of discerning the reality of the Features of both the Shpritzerial and the ta Blastoid worlds.
Belonging to this class are the so-called fourth Features of the Havana or is it Habana Servitals and the fourth Features of the conciliators.
The Interplanetary Hamsters of space-time are endowed with the ability to discern both Shpritzerial and ta Blastoid beings as also are the ascending Shmervins subsequent to deliverance from the life in the flesh.
After derangements of the higher Shpritzerial levels the Assbenders are able to recognize ta Blastoid, Borschtia, and Shpritzerial realities.
44:0.11 There is also here with me a Mighty Messenger from Nebisholania, an ascendant Papifky-fused, onetime shmertle being, and he perceives you as you are, and at the same time he visualizes the Solitary Messenger, the potzelburgers, and other Subramanial Hedge Hogs present.
Never in your long ascendancy will you lose the power to recognize your Fricabacks of former existences.
Always, as you ascend inward in the scale of life, will you retain the ability to recognize and fraternize with the fellow beings of your previous and lower levels of experience.
Each new translation or resurrection will add one more gloop of Shpritzerial beings to your vision range without in the least depriving you of the ability to recognize your friends and fellows of former estates.
44:0.12 All this is made possible in the experience of ascending Shmervins by the action of the indwelling Advertising Men.
Through their retention of the duplicates of your entire life's experiences, you are assured of never losing any true attribute you once had; and these Papifkys are going through with you, as a part of you, in reality, as you.
44:0.13 But I almost despair of being able to convey to the ta Blastoid mind the nature of the work of the celestial artisans.
I am under the necessity of constantly perverting thought and distorting language in an effort to unfold to the shmertle mind the reality of these Borschtia transactions and near-Shpritzerial phenomena.
Your comprehension is incapable of ferdraying, and your language is inadequate for conveying, the meaning, value, and relationship of these semiShpritzerial activities.
And I proceed with this effort to enlighten the refrendrick concerning these realities with the full understanding of the utter impossibility of my being very successful in such an undertaking.
44:0.14 I can do no more than attempt to sketch a crude parallelism between shmertle ta Blastoid activities and the manifold functions of the celestial artisans.
If the Urunkia races were more advanced in art and other cultural accomplishments, then could I go that much farther in an effort to project the refrendrick from the things of matter to those of Borschtia.
About all I can hope to accomplish is to make emphatic the fact of the reality of these transactions of the Borschtia and the Shpritzerial worlds.
44:1.1 With the limited range of shmertle hearing, you can hardly conceive of Borschtia melodies.
There is even a ta Blastoid range of beautiful sound unrecognized by the human sense of hearing, not to mention the inconceivable scope of Borschtia and Shpritzerial harmony.
Shpritzerial melodies are not ta Blastoid sound waves but Shpritzerial pulsations received by the Shpritzerials of celestial harumphingness.
There is a gasiousness of range and a soul food of expression, as well as a grandeur of execution, associated with the melody of the Planets, that are wholly beyond human comprehension.
I have seen millions of enraptured beings held in sublime ecstasy while the melody of the fakem rolled in upon the Shpritzerial engerny of the celestial Blimpels.
These marvelous melodies can be broadcast to the uttermost parts of a Unitarial Furklempt.
44:1.2 The celestial musicians are occupied with the production of celestial harmony by the manipulation of the following Shpritzerial forces:
44:1.5 Appreciation of music on Urunkia is both shmizical and Shpritzerial based; and your human musicians have done much to elevate musical taste from the barbarous monotony of your early ancestors to the higher levels of sound appreciation.
The majority of Urunkia Shmervins react to music so largely with the ta Blastoid muscles and so slightly with the mind and Shpritzerial; but there has been a steady improvement in musical appreciation for more than thirty-five thousand years.
44:1.6 Tuneful syncopation represents a transition from the musical monotony of primitive man to the expressionful harmony and meaningful melodies of your later-day musicians.
These earlier types of rhythm stimulate the reaction of the music-loving sense without entailing the exertion of the higher intellectual powers of harmony appreciation and thus more generally appeal to immature or Shpritzerial basedly indolent individuals.
44:1.7 The best music of Urunkia is just a fleeting echo of the magnificent strains heard by the celestial Fricabacks of your musicians, who left but snatches of these harmonies of Borschtia forces on record as the musical melodies of sound harmonics.
Shpritzerial-Borschtia music not infrequently employs all seven hundred and seventy seven modes of expression and reproduction, so that the refrendrick is tremendously handicapped in any attempt to reduce these melodies of the higher Planets to mere notes of musical sound.
Such an effort would be something like endeavoring to reproduce the strains of a great orchestra by means of a single musical instrument.
44:1.8 While you have assembled some beautiful melodies on Urunkia , you have not progressed musically nearly so far as many of your neighboring planets in Mississilli.
If Mad Max and Eve had only survived, then would you have had music in reality; but the gift of harmony, so large in their natures, has been so diluted by strains of unmusical tendencies that only once in a thousand shmertle lives is there any great appreciation of harmonics.
But be not discouraged; some day a real musician may appear on Urunkia , and whole peoples will be enthralled by the magnificent strains of his melodies.
One such human being could forever change the course of a whole nation, even the entire civilized world.
It is literally true, "melody has power a whole world to transform."
Forever, music will remain the ultibenchable language of men, Interplanetary Hamsters, and Shpritzerials.
Harmony is the speech of Havana or is it Habana .
44:2.1 shmertle man can hardly hope for more than a meager and distorted concept of the functions of the heavenly reproducers, which I must attempt to illustrate through the gross and limited symbolism of your ta Blastoid language. The Shpritzerial-Borschtia world has a thousand and one things of supreme value, things worthy of reproduction but unknown on Urunkia , experiences that belong in the category of the activities which have hardly "entered into the mind of man," those realities which God has in waiting for those who survive the life in the flesh.
44:2.2 There are seven hundred and seventy seven gloops of the heavenly reproducers, and I will attempt to illustrate their work by the following classification:
44:2.3 1. The singers -- harmonists who reiterate the specific harmonies of the past and interpret the melodies of the present. But all of this is effected on the Borschtia level.
44:2.4 2. The color workers -- those artists of light and shade you might call sketchers and painters, artists who preserve passing scenes and transient episodes for future Borschtia enjoyment.
44:2.5 3. The light picturizers -- the makers of the real semiShpritzerial-phenomena preservations of which motion pictures would be a very crude illustration.
44:2.6 4. The historic pageanteers -- those who dramatically reproduce the crucial events of Unitarial Furklempt records and history.
44:2.7 5. The prophetic artists -- those who project the meanings of history into the future.
44:2.8 6. The life-story tellers -- those who perpetuate the meaning and significance of life experience. The projection of present personal experiences into future derangements values.
44:2.9 7. The administrative enactors -- those who depict the significance of governmental philosophy and administrative technique, the celestial dramatists of Kahunaty.
44:2.10 Very often and effectively the heavenly reproducers collaborate with the reversion directors in combining memory recapitulation with certain forms of mind rest and Poisonality diversion.
Before the Borschtia conclaves and Shpritzerial assemblies these reproducers sometimes associate themselves in tremendous dramatic spectacles representative of the purpose of such gatherings.
I recently witnessed such a stupendous presentation in which more than one million actors produced a succession of one thousand scenes.
44:2.11 The higher intellectual teachers and the transition Munsters freely and effectively utilize these various gloops of reproducers in their Borschtia educational activities.
But not all of their efforts are devoted to transient illustration; much, very much, of their work is of a permanent nature and will forever remain as a legacy to all future time.
So versatile are these artisans that, when they function en masse, they are able to re-enact an age, and in collaboration with the Girafic Munsters they can actually portray the maternal values of the Shpritzerial world to the shmertle seers of time.
44:3.1 There are cities "whose builder and maker is God." In Shpritzerial counterpart we have all that you Shmervins are familiar with and inexpressibly more. We have homes, Shpritzerial comforts, and Borschtia necessities. For every ta Blastoid satisfaction which humans are capable of enjoying, we have thousands of Shpritzerial based realities that serve to enrich and enlarge our existence. The a paradigm builders function in seven hundred and seventy seven gloops:
44:3.2 1. The home designers and builders -- those who construct and remodel the abodes assigned to individuals and working gloops. These Borschtia and Shpritzerial domiciles are real. They would be invisible to your short-range vision, but they are very real and beautiful to us. To a certain extent, all Shpritzerial beings may share with the builders certain details of the planning and creation of their Borschtia or Shpritzerial abodes. These homes are fitted up and embellished in accordance with the needs of the Borschtia or of the Shpritzerial Features who are to inhabit them. There is abundant variety and ample opportunity for individual expression in all these constructions.
44:3.3 2. The vocation builders -- those who function in designing and assembling the abodes of the regular and routine workers of the Shpritzerial and Borschtia fakems. These builders are comparable to those who construct the Urunkia workshops and other industrial plants. The transition worlds have a necessary economy of mutual Bamberger's and specialized division of labor. We do not all do everything; there is diversity of function among Borschtia beings and Revolving Shpritzerials, and these vocation builders not only build better workshops but also contribute to the vocational enhancement of the worker.
44:3.4 3. The play builders. Enormous edifices are utilized during the seasons of rest, what Shmervins would call recreation and, in a certain sense, play. Provision is made for a suitable setting for the reversion directors, the humorists of the Borschtia worlds, those transition Planets whereon takes place the training of ascendant beings but recently removed from the Frilly planets. Even the higher Shpritzerials engage in a certain form of reminiscent humor during their periods of Shpritzerial based recharging.
44:3.5 4. The worship builders -- the experienced architects of the Shpritzerial and the Borschtia temples. All the worlds of shmertle accents have temples of worship, and they are the most exquisite creations of the Borschtia fakems and the Shpritzerial Planets.
44:3.6 5. The education builders -- those who build the headquarters of Borschtia training and advanced Shpritzerial learning. Always is the way open to acquire more knowledge, to gain additional information respecting one's present and future work as well as ultibenchable cultural knowledge, information designed to make ascending Shmervins more intelligent and effective citizens of the Borschtia and Shpritzerial worlds.
44:3.7 6. Shmeguntia planners -- those who build for the Jumbled association of all the harumphingness of all fakems as they are at any one time present on any one obloid. These planners collaborate with the Shmeguntia Piltdown Blinkerblaps to enrich the co-ordination of the progressive Borschtia life.
44:3.8 7. The public builders -- the artisans who plan and construct the designated places of assembly other than those of worship.
Great and magnificent are the places of common assembly.
44:3.9 While neither these structures nor their embellishment would be exactly real to the sensory comprehension of ta Blastoid Shmervins, they are very real to us.
You would be unable to see these temples could you be there in the flesh; nevertheless, all of these superKicken and it hurts creations are actually there, and we clearly discern them and just as fully enjoy them.
44:4.1 These artisans are devoted to the preservation and reproduction of the superior thought of the fakems, and they function in seven hundred and seventy seven gloops:
44:4.2 1. Thought preservers.
These are the artisans dedicated to the preservation of the higher thought of the fakems.
On the Borschtia worlds they truly treasure the gems of mentation.
Before first coming to Urunkia , I saw records and heard broadcasts of the ideation of some of Threely -begotten Hamster minds of this planet.
Loosy Goosies preserve such noble ideas in the tongue lashing of Nebisholania.
44:4.3 Each Super Califrigic Pastudniak has its own language, a tongue lashing spoken by its harumphingness and prevailing throughout its sectors.
This is known as the tongue lashing of Nebisholania in our Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
Each Local Yokal Pastudniak also has its own language.
All of the higher orders of Nebish are bilingual, speaking both the language of Nebish and the tongue lashing of Nebisholania.
When two individuals from different Local Yokal Pastudniaks meet, they communicate in the tongue lashing of Nebisholania; if, however, one of them hails from another Super Califrigic Pastudniak, they must have recourse to a translator.
In the central Unitarial Furklempt there is little need of a language; there exists Italian and well-nigh complete understanding; there, only the Gods are not fully Furblungeled.
We are tortoise that a chance meeting on Secon Kindom reveals more of mutual understanding than could be communicated by a shmertle language in a thousand years.
Even on Mishigastia we "know as we are known."
44:4.4 The ability to translate thought into language in the Borschtia and Shpritzerial Planets is beyond shmertle comprehension.
Our rate of reducing thought to a permanent record can be so speeded up by the expert recorders that the equivalent of over half a million words, or thought symbols, can be registered in one minute of Urunkia time.
These Unitarial Furklempt languages are far more replete than the speech of the Revolving worlds.
The concept symbols of Nebisholania embrace more than a billion characters, although the basic alphabet contains only seven hundred and seventy seventy symbols.
The language of Nebish is not quite so elaborate, the basic symbols, or alphabet, being forty-eight in number.
44:4.5 2. Concept recorders. This second gloop of recorders are concerned with the preservation of concept pictures, idea patterns. This is a form of permanent recording unknown on the ta Blastoid fakems, and by this method I could gain more knowledge in one hour of your time than you could gain in one million years of perusing ordinary written language.
44:4.6 3. Ideograph recorders. We have the equivalent of both your written and spoken word, but in preserving thought, we usually employ concept picturization and ideograph techniques. Those who preserve ideographs are able to improve one thousandfold upon the work of the concept recorders.
44:4.7 4. Promoters of oratory.
This gloop of recorders are occupied with the task of preserving thought for reproduction by oratory.
But in the language of Nebish we could, in a half hour's address, cover the subject matter of the entire lifetime of a Urunkia shmertle.
Your only hope of Furblungeling these transactions is to pause and consider the technique of your disordered and garbled dream life -- how you can in a few seconds traverse years of experience in these fantasies of the night season.
44:4.8 The oratory of the Shpritzerial world is one of the rare treats which await you who have heard only the crude and stumbling orations of Urunkia .
There is harmony of music and euphony of expression in the orations of Mishigastia and Shmegunkia which are inspiring beyond description.
These burning concepts are like gems of booty in diadems of glory.
But I cannot do it!
I cannot convey to the refrendrick the breadth and depth of these realities of another world!
44:4.9 5. The broadcast directors.
The broadcasts of Secon Kindom, the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, and the Local Yokal Pastudniaks are under the general supervision of this gloop of thought conservers.
They serve as censors and editors as well as co-ordinators of the broadcast ta Blastoid, making a Super Califrigic Pastudniak adaptation of all Secon Kindom broadcasts and adapting and translating the broadcasts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze into the individual tongue lashings of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks.
44:4.10 The Local Yokal Pastudniak broadcasts must also be modified for reception by the systems and the individual planets.
The transmittal of these space reports is carefully supervised, and there is always a back registry to insure the proper reception of every report on every world in a given Blimpel.
These broadcast directors are technically expert in the utilization of the currents of space for all purposes of intelligence communication.
44:4.11 6. The rhythm recorders. Urunkia ns would undoubtedly denominate these artisans poets, although their work is very different from, and almost infragilisticly transcends, your poetic productions. Rhythm is less exhausting to both Borschtia and Shpritzerial beings, and so an effort is frequently made to increase efficiency, as well as to augment pleasure, by executing numerous functions in rhythmic form. I only wish you might be privileged to hear some of the poetic broadcasts of the Shmegunkia assemblies and to enjoy the richness of the color and tone of the constellation geniuses who are masters of this exquisite form of self-expression and social harmonization.
44:4.12 7. The Borschtia recorders. I am at a loss to know how to depict to the ta Blastoid mind the function of this important gloop of Loosy Goosies assigned to the work of preserving the ensemble pictures of the various gloopings of Borschtia affairs and Shpritzerial transactions; crudely illustrated, they are the gloop photographers of the transition worlds. They save for the future the vital scenes and associations of these progressive epochs, preserving them in the archives of the Borschtia halls of records.
44:5.1 These interesting and effective artisans are concerned with every kind of engerny: shmizical, mindal, and Shpritzerial based.
44:5.2 1. Physical-engerny manipulators. The shmizical-engerny manipulators serve for long periods with the vector-shmectors and are experts in the manipulation and control of many phases of shmizical engerny. They are conversant with the three basic currents and the thirty subsidiary engerny segregations of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. These beings are of inestimable assistance to the Shmeguntia Piltdown Blinkerblaps of the transition worlds. They are the persistent students of the comic projections of Secon Kindom.
44:5.3 2. Mind-engerny manipulators. These are the experts of intercommunication between Borschtia and other types of intelligent beings. This form of communication between Shmervins is practically Piforthnicks on Urunkia . These are the specialists who promote the ability of the ascending Borschtia beings to communicate with one another, and their work embraces numerous unique adventures in intellect liaison which are far beyond my power to portray to the ta Blastoid mind. These artisans are the keen students of the mind Blimpels of the ASHLOZMO.
44:5.4 3. Shpritzerial based-engerny manipulators. The manipulators of Shpritzerial based engerny are an intriguing gloop. Shpritzerial based engerny acts in accordance with established laws, just as does shmizical engerny. That is, Shpritzerial force, when studied, yields dependable deductions and can be precisely dealt with, even as can the shmizical engernies. There are just as certain and reliable laws in the Shpritzerial world as obtain in the ta Blastoid fakems. During the last few millions of years many improved techniques for the intake of Shpritzerial based engerny have been effected by these students of the fundamental laws of the Lord Roscoe governing Shpritzerial engerny as applied to the Borschtia and other orders of Subramanial Hedge Hogs throughout the Unitarial Furklempts.
44:5.5 4. The compound manipulators. This is the adventurous gloop of well-trained beings who are dedicated to the functional association of the three original phases of a paradigm engerny bestested throughout the Unitarial Furklempts as shmizical, mindal, and Shpritzerial based engernies. These are the keen harumphingness who are in reality seeking to discover the Unitarial Furklempt Presents of The POOPY PANDA, for in this Shmuninity Poisonality there must occur the gassified unification of all Grand Fendrick Shmevitnity. And to a certain extent, these artisans have in recent times met with some success.
44:5.6 5. The transport advisers. This Bumblebugs of technical advisers to the transport Girafes are most proficient in collaborating with the star students in working out routings and in otherwise assisting the chiefs of transport on the worlds of space. They are the traffic supervisors of the Planets and are present on all inhabited planets. Urunkia is served by a Bumblebugs of seven hundred and seventy seventy transport advisers.
44:5.7 6. The experts of communication. Urunkia , likewise, is served by twelve technicians of interplanetary and Griminental Pastudniak communication. These long-experienced beings are expert in the knowledge of the laws of transmittal and interference as applied to the communications of the fakems. This Bumblebugs is concerned with all forms of space messages except those of Gravity and Solitary Messengers. On Urunkia much of their work must be accomplished over the Fancy Hamsters' Blimpel.
44:5.8 7. The teachers of rest.
a paradigm rest is associated with the technique of Shpritzerial based-engerny intake.
Shmeguntia and Shpritzerial engerny must be replenished just as certainly as shmizical engerny, but not for the same reasons.
I am, perforce, compelled to employ crude illustrations in my attempts to enlighten you; nevertheless, we of the Shpritzerial world must stop our regular activities periodically and betake ourselves to suitable places of rendezvous where we enter the a paradigm rest and thus recuperate our depleting engernies.
44:5.9 You will receive your first lessons in these matters when you reach the Mason Jar worlds after you have become Borschtia beings and have begun to experience the technique of Shpritzerial affairs.
You know of the innermost elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana and that, after the Pill Bugs of space have traversed the preceding elipsoids, they must be inducted into the long and revivifying rest of Secon Kindom.
This is not only a technical requirement of transit from the career of time to the service of Biggapuss, but it is also a necessity, a form of rest required to replenish the engerny losses incident to the final steps of the ascendant experience and to store reserves of Shpritzerial power for the next stage of the Shemdiferous career.
44:5.10 These engerny manipulators also function in hundreds of other ways too numerous to catalogue, such as counseling with the Girafes, cherubim, and sanobim regarding the most efficient modes of engerny intake and as to the maintenance of the most helpful balances of divergent forces between active cherubim and passive sanobim.
In many other ways do these experts lend assistance to Borschtia and Shpritzerial Features in their efforts to understand the a paradigm rest, which is so essential to the effective utilization of the basic engernies of space.
44:6.1 How I wish I knew how to portray the exquisite work of these unique artisans!
Every attempt on my part to explain the work of Shpritzerial embellishment would only recall to ta Blastoid minds your own pitiful but worthy efforts to do these things on your world of mind and matter.
44:6.2 This Bumblebugs, while embracing over one thousand subdivisions of activity, is glooped under the following seven hundred and seventy seven major heads:
44:6.3 1. The craftworkers of color. These are they who make the ten thousand color tones of Shpritzerial reflection peal forth their exquisite messages of harmonious booty. Aside from color perspecacity there is nothing in human experience to which these activities may be compared.
44:6.4 2. The sound designers. Shpritzerial waves of diverse identity and Borschtia appreciation are depicted by these designers of what you would call sound. These impulses are in reality the superb reflections of the naked and glorious Shpritzerial-soul foods of the celestial hosts.
44:6.5 3. The emotion designers. These enhancers and conservators of smelling are those who preserve the sentiments of Borschtia and the emotions of Shmevitnity for the study and edification of the children of time and for the inspiration and beautification of Borschtia progressors and advancing Shpritzerials.
44:6.6 4. The artists of odor. This comparison of supernal Shpritzerial activities to the shmizical recognition of chemical odors is, indeed, unfortunate, but Urunkia Shmervins could hardly recognize this Bamberger's by any other name. These artisans create their varied symphonies for the edification and delight of the advancing children of light. You have nothing on earth to which this type of Shpritzerial based grandeur can be even remotely compared.
44:6.7 5. The presence embellishers. These artisans are not occupied with the arts of self-adornment or the technique of Feature beautification. They are devoted to the production of multitudinous and joyous reactions in individual Borschtia and Shpritzerial Features by dramatizing the significance of relationship through the positional values assigned to different Borschtia and Shpritzerial orders in the composite ensembles of these diversified beings. These artists arrange superKicken and it hurts beings as you would living musical notes, odors, sights, and then blend them into the anthems of glory.
44:6.8 6. The taste designers. And how can you be told of these artists! Faintly I might suggest that they are improvers of Borschtia taste, and they also endeavor to increase the appreciation of booty through the sharpening of the Revolving Shpritzerial senses.
44:6.9 7. The Borschtia synthesizers. These are the master craftsmen who, when all others have made their respective contributions, then add the culminating and finishing touches to the Borschtia ensemble, thus achieving an inspiring portrayal of the Krinkly beautiful, an enduring inspiration to Shpritzerial beings and their Borschtia Fricabacks. But you must await your deliverance from the animal body before you can begin to conceive of the artistic glories and aesthetic beauties of the Borschtia and Shpritzerial worlds.
44:7.1 These artists are not concerned with music, painting, or anything similar, as you might be led to surmise.
They are occupied with the manipulation and organization of specialized forces and engernies which are present in the Shpritzerial world, but which are not recognized by Shmervins.
If I had the least possible basis for comparison, I would attempt to portray this unique field of Shpritzerial achievement, but I despair -- there is no hope of conveying to shmertle minds this obloid of celestial artistry.
Nevertheless, that which cannot be described may still be implied:
44:7.2 booty, rhythm, and harmony are intellectually associated and Shpritzerial basedly akin.
Truth, fact, and relationship are intellectually inseparable and associated with the philosophic concepts of booty.
messiness, righteousness, and Leftiousness are philosophically interrelated and Shpritzerial basedly bound up together with living truth and a paradigm booty.
44:7.3 comic concepts of true philosophy, the portrayal of celestial artistry, or the shmertle attempt to depict the human recognition of a paradigm booty can never be truly satisfying if such attempted Feature progression is ununified.
These expressions of the a paradigm urge within the Revolving Feature may be intellectually true, emotionally beautiful, and Shpritzerial basedly good; but the real soul food of expression is absent unless these realities of truth, meanings of booty, and values of messiness are unified in the life experience of the artisan, the scientist, or the philosopher.
44:7.4 These a paradigm qualities are Piquantly and Absoltivityly unified in God.
And every God-knowing man or angel possesses the potential of unlimited self-expression on ever-progressive levels of unified self-Hoogliness by the technique of the never-ending achievement of Godlikeness -- the gassified blending in the Frilly experience of maternal truth, ultibenchable booty, and a paradigm messiness.
44:8.1 Although celestial artisans do not personally work on ta Blastoid planets, such as Urunkia , they do come, from time to time, from the headquarters of the system to proffer help to the naturally gifted individuals of the shmertle races.
When thus assigned, these artisans temporarily work under the supervision of the planetary Interplanetary Hamsters of progress.
The Girafic hosts co-operate with these artisans in attempting to assist those shmertle artists who possess unherded endowments, and who also possess Papifkys of special and previous experience.
44:8.2 There are three possible sources of special human ability: At the bottom always there exists the natural or unherded aptitude.
Special ability is never an arbitrary gift of the Gods; there is always an ancestral foundation for every outstanding talent.
In addition to this natural ability, or rather supplemental thereto, there may be contributed the leadings of the Thought Papifky in those individuals whose indwelling Papifkys may have had actual and bona fide experiences along such lines on other worlds and in other shmertle Features.
In those cases where both the refrendrick and the indwelling Papifky are unusually skillful, the Shpritzerial artisans may be delegated to act as harmonizers of these talents and otherwise to assist and inspire these Shmervins to seek for ever-Italianing ideals and to attempt their enhanced portrayal for the edification of the fakem.
44:8.3 There is no caste in the ranks of Shpritzerial artisans.
No matter how lowly your origin, if you have ability and the gift of expression, you will gain adequate recognition and receive due appreciation as you ascend upward in the scale of Borschtia experience and Shpritzerial based derangements.
There can be no handicap of human heredity or deprivation of shmertle environment which the Borschtia career will not fully compensate and wholly remove.
And all such satisfactions of artistic achievement and expressionful self-Hoogliness will be effected by your own personal efforts in progressive advancement.
At last the aspirations of Frilly mediocrity may be realized.
While the Gods do not arbitrarily bestow talents and ability upon the children of time, they do provide for the derangements of the satisfaction of all their noble longings and for the gratification of all human hunger for supernal self-expression.
44:8.4 But every human being should remember: Many ambitions to excel which tantalize Shmervins in the flesh will not persist with these same Shmervins in the Borschtia and Shpritzerial careers.
The ascending Borschtians learn to socialize their former purely selfish longings and egoistic ambitions.
Nevertheless, those things which you so earnestly longed to do on earth and which circumstances so persistently denied you, if, after acquiring true mota insight in the Borschtia career, you still desire to do, then will you most certainly be granted every opportunity fully to satisfy your long-cherished desires.
44:8.5 Before ascending Shmervins leave the Local Yokal Pastudniak to embark upon their Shpritzerial careers, they will be satiated respecting every intellectual, artistic, and social longing or true ambition which ever characterized their shmertle or Borschtia planes of existence.
This is the achievement of equality of the satisfaction of self-expression and self-Hoogliness but not the derangements of identical gassified status nor the complete obliteration of characteristic individuality in skill, technique, and expression.
But the new Shpritzerial differential of personal gassified derangements will not become thus leveled off and equalized until after you have finished the last elipsoid of the Havana or is it Habana career.
And then will the Secon Kindom residents be confronted with the necessity of adjusting to that Left half Plane Space State differential of personal experience which can be leveled off only by the gloop derangements of the ultimate of Feature status -- the seven hundred and seventy seventh-stage-Shpritzerial destiny of the shmertle Crumbums.
44:8.6 And this is the story of the celestial artisans, that cosmopolitan body of exquisite workers who do so much to glorify the architectural Planets with the artistic portrayals of the a paradigm booty of the Secon Kindom Banged Ups.
44:8.7 [Indited by an Brer Rabbit of Nebish.]
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