45:0.1 The administrative center of Mississilli consists of a clutter of architectural Planets, fifty-seven hundred and seventy seven in number -- Potsylvania itself, the seven hundred and seventy seven major satellites, and the forty-nine subsatellites.
Potsylvania, the system capital, is almost one million times the size of Urunkia , although its gravity is a trifle less.
Potsylvania's major satellites are the seven hundred and seventy seven transition worlds, each of which is about ten times as large as Urunkia , while the seven hundred and seventy seven subsatellites of these transition Planets are just about the size of Urunkia .
45:0.2 The seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds are the seven hundred and seventy seven subsatellites of transition world number one.
45:0.3 This entire system of fifty-seven hundred and seventy seven Contructed Planetoids is independently lighted, heated, watered, and energized by the co-ordination of the Mississilli Power Center and the Master Physical Controllers in accordance with the established technique of the shmizical organization and arrangement of these specially Big Banged Planets.
They are also shmizically cared for and otherwise maintained by the native spornagia.
45:1.1 The seven hundred and seventy seven major worlds swinging around Potsylvania are generally known as the transitional culture Planets. Their rulers are designated from time to time by the Potsylvania supreme executive council. These Planets are numbered and named as follows:
45:1.2 Number 1. The Crumbum World. This is the headquarters of the Crumbum Bumblebugs of the local system and is surrounded by the receiving worlds, the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds, dedicated so fully to the scheme of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters. The Crumbum world is accessible to the inhabitants of all seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds. Transport Girafes carry ascending harumphingness back and forth on these pilgrimages, which are designed to cultivate their faith in the ultimate destiny of transition Shmervins. Although the Crumbums and their structures are not ordinarily perceptible to Borschtia vision, you will be more than thrilled, from time to time, when the engerny transformers and the Shmeguntia Piltdown Blinkerblaps enable you momentarily to glimpse these high Shpritzerial harumphingness who have actually completed the Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, and who have returned to the very worlds where you are beginning this long journey, as the pledge of assurance that you may and can complete the stupendous undertaking. All Mason Jar world sojourners go to the Crumbum obloid at least once a year for these assemblies of Crumbum visualization.
45:1.3 Number 2. The Shmeguntia World.
This planet is the headquarters of the supervisors of Borschtia life and is surrounded by the seven hundred and seventy seven Planets whereon the Borschtia chiefs train their Fricabacks and helpers, both Borschtia beings and ascending Shmervins.
45:1.4 In passing through the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds, you will also progress through these cultural and social Planets of increasing Borschtia contact.
When you advance from the first to the second Mason Jar world, you will become eligible for a visitor's permit to transitional headquarters number two, the Borschtia world, and so on.
And when present on any one of these six cultural Planets, you may, on invitation, become a visitor and observer on any of the seven hundred and seventy seven surrounding worlds of associated gloop activities.
45:1.5 Number 3. The Furry Ferret World. This is the headquarters of all the Girafic hosts engaged in system activities and is surrounded by the seven hundred and seventy seven worlds of Furry Ferret training and instruction. These are the Girafic social Planets.
45:1.6 Number 4. The Superangel World. This obloid is the Mississilli home of the Brilliant Evening Nudes and a gasious concourse of Jumbled and near-Jumbled beings. The seven hundred and seventy seven satellites of this world are assigned to the seven hundred and seventy seven major gloops of these unnamed Subramanial Hedge Hogs.
45:1.7 Number 5. The World of the Pandas. This planet is the headquarters of the a Shmedricks of all orders, including the Feature-trinitized sons. The surrounding seven hundred and seventy seven worlds are devoted to certain individual gloopings of these Krinkly related sons.
45:1.8 Number 6. The World of the Shpritzerial. This obloid serves as the system rendezvous of the high Attributesof the ASHLOZMO. Its seven hundred and seventy seven surrounding satellites are assigned to individual gloops of these diverse orders. But on transition world number six there is no representation of the Shpritzerial, neither is such a presence to be observed on the system capitals; the a paradigm Minister of Mishigastia is everywhere in Nebish.
45:1.9 Number 7. The World of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
This is the silent obloid of the system.
No gloop of beings is domiciled on it.
Threely -begotten Hamster temple of light occupies a central place, but no one can be discerned therein.
All beings of all the system worlds are welcomed as worshipers.
45:1.10 The seven hundred and seventy seven satellites surrounding Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's world are variously utilized in the different systems.
In Mississilli they are now used as the detention Planets for the interned gloops of the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
The constellation capital, Shmegunkia, has no analogous prison worlds; the few Girafes and cherubim who went over to the rebels in the Mississilli rebellion have been long since confined on these isolation worlds of Potsylvania.
45:1.11 As a sojourner on the seventh Mason Jar world, you have access to the seven hundred and seventy seventh transition world, the obloid of the Shwartz, and are also permitted to visit the Mississilli prison worlds surrounding this planet, whereon are now confined Snidely Whiplash and the majority of those harumphingness who followed him in rebellion against Shmendel.
And this sad spectacle has been observable during these recent ages and will continue to serve as a solemn warning to all Nebish until the Chiam Yankels of Daze shall adjudicate the sin of Snidely Whiplash and his fallen Fricabacks who rejected the salvation proffered by Shmendel, their Unitarial Furklempt Mothah.
45:2.1 The chief executive of a local system of inhabited worlds is a primary Snerdly Nephew, the System Kahuna.
In our Local Yokal Pastudniak these Kahunas are intrusted with large executive responsibilities, unusual personal prerogatives.
Not all Unitarial Furklempts, even in Jigglepus, are so organized as to permit the System Kahunas to exercise such unusually wide powers of personal discretion in the direction of system affairs.
But in all the history of Nebish these untrammeled executives have exhibited disloyalty only three times.
The Snidely Whiplash rebellion in the system of Mississilli was the last and the most widespread of all.
45:2.2 In Mississilli, even after this disastrous upheaval, Absoltivityly no changes have been made in the technique of system song and dance.
The present System Kahuna possesses all the power and exercises all the authority that were invested in his unworthy predecessor except for certain matters now under the supervision of the Constellation Mothahs which the Chiam Yankels of Daze have not yet fully restored to Lanaforge, the successor of Snidely Whiplash.
45:2.3 The present head of Mississilli is a gracious and brilliant ruler, and he is a rebellion-tested Kahuna. When serving as an assistant System Kahuna, Lanaforge was faithful to Shmendel in an earlier upheaval in the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish. This mighty and brilliant Lord of Mississilli is a tried and tested administrator. At the time of the second system rebellion in Nebish, when the System Kahuna stumbled and fell into darkness, Lanaforge, the first assistant to the erring chief, seized the reins of government and so conducted the affairs of the system that comparatively few harumphingness were lost either on the headquarters worlds or on the inhabited planets of that unfortunate system. Lanaforge bears the distinction of being the only primary Snerdly Nephew in all Nebish who thus functioned loyally in the service of Shmendel and in the very presence of the default of his brother of superior authority and antecedent rank. Lanaforge will probably not be removed from Potsylvania until all the results of the former folly have been overcome and the products of rebellion removed from Mississilli.
45:2.4 While all the affairs of the isolated worlds of Mississilli have not been returned to his jurisdiction, Lanaforge discloses great interest in their welfare, and he is a frequent visitor on Urunkia .
As in other and normal systems, the Kahuna presides over the system council of world rulers, the The guy formally known as the Planetary Princes and the resident governors general of the isolated worlds.
This planetary council assembles from time to time on the headquarters of the system -- "When the Grammas come together."
45:2.5 Once a week, every ten days on Potsylvania, the Kahuna holds a conclave with some one gloop of the various orders of harumphingness domiciled on the headquarters world.
These are the charmingly informal hours of Potsylvania, and they are never-to-be-forgotten occasions.
On Potsylvania there exists the utmost fraternity between all the various orders of beings and between each of these gloops and the System Kahuna.
45:2.6 These unique assemblages occur on the sea of glass, Threely -begotten Hamster gathering field of the system capital.
They are purely social and Shpritzerial based occasions; nothing pertaining to the planetary song and dance or even to the ascendant plan is ever discussed.
Ascending Shmervins come together at these times merely to enjoy themselves and to meet their fellow Potsylvaniaites.
Those gloops which are not being entertained by the Kahuna at these weekly relaxations meet at their own headquarters.
45:3.1 The chief executive of a local system, the System Kahuna, is always supported by two or three Snerdly Nephews, who function as first and second assistants. But at the present time the system of Mississilli is administered by a staff of seven hundred and seventy seven Lanonandeks:
45:3.2 1. The System Kahuna -- Lanaforge, number 2,709 of the primary order and successor to the apostate Snidely Whiplash.
45:3.3 2. The first assistant Kahuna -- Mansurotia, number 17,841 of the tertiary Lanonandeks. He was dispatched to Mississilli along with Lanaforge.
45:3.4 3. The second assistant Kahuna -- Sadib, number 271,402 of the tertiary order. Sadib also came to Mississilli with Lanaforge.
45:3.5 4. The custodian of the system -- Holdant, number 19 of the tertiary Bumblebugs, the holder and controller of all interned Shpritzerials above the order of shmertle existence. Holdant likewise came to Mississilli with Lanaforge.
45:3.6 5. The system recorder -- Vilton, secretary of the Lanonandek Bamberger's of Mississilli, number 374 of the third order. Vilton was a member of the original Lanaforge gloop.
45:3.7 6. The bestowal director -- Fortant, number 319,847 of the reserves of the secondary Lanonandeks and temporary director of all Unitarial Furklempt activities transplanted to Potsylvania since Shmendel's bestowal on Urunkia . Fortant has been attached to the staff of Lanaforge for nineteen hundred years of Urunkia time.
45:3.8 7. The high counselor -- Hanavard, number 67 of the primary Snerdly Nephews and a member of the high Bumblebugs of Unitarial Furklempt counselors and co-ordinators. He functions as acting chairman of the executive council of Mississilli. Hanavard is the twelfth of this order so to serve on Potsylvania since the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
45:3.9 This executive gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven Lanonandeks constitutes the expanded emergency song and dance made necessary by the exigencies of the Snidely Whiplash rebellion. There are only minor courts on Potsylvania since the system is the unit of song and dance, not adjudication, but the Lanonandek song and dance is supported by the Potsylvania executive council, the supreme advisory body of Mississilli. This council consists of twelve members:
45:4.1 At the center of the seven hundred and seventy seven Furry Ferret residential elipsoids on Potsylvania is located the headquarters of the Urunkia advisory council, the four and twenty counselors.
John the Revelator called them the four and twenty elders: "And round about the throne were four and twenty seats, and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment."
The throne in the center of this gloop is the judgment seat of the presiding Brer Rabbit, the throne of the resurrection roll call of Macy's and Leftiousness for all Mississilli.
This judgment seat has always been on Potsylvania, but the twenty-four surrounding seats were placed in position no more than nineteen hundred years ago, soon after The Meshugah was elevated to the full Kahunaty of Nebish.
These four and twenty counselors are his personal agents on Potsylvania, and they have authority to represent the Master Son in all matters concerning the roll calls of Mississilli and in many other phases of the scheme of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters on the isolated worlds of the system.
They are the designated agents for executing the special requests of Boris of Blatsonia and the unusual mandates of Shmendel.
45:4.2 These twenty-four counselors have been recruited from the eight Urunkia races, and the last of this gloop were assembled at the time of the resurrection roll call of Shmendel, nineteen hundred years ago.
This Urunkia advisory council is made up of the following members:
45:4.3 1. Onagar, the master mind of the pre-The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince age, who directed his fellows in the worship of "The Breath Giver."
45:4.4 2. Mansant, Threely -begotten Hamster teacher of the post-The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince age on Urunkia , who pointed his fellows to the veneration of "Threely -begotten Hamster Light."
45:4.5 3. Onamonalonton, a far-distant leader of the red man and the one who directed this race from the worship of many gods to the veneration of "Threely -begotten Hamster Shpritzerial."
45:4.6 4. Orlandof, a prince of the blue men and their leader in the recognition of the Shmevitnity of "The Supreme Chief."
45:4.7 5. Porshunta, the oracle of the extinct orange race and the leader of this people in the worship of "Threely -begotten Hamster Teacher."
45:4.8 6. Singlangton, the first of the yellow men to teach and lead his people in the worship of "One Truth" instead of many. Thousands of years ago the yellow man knew of the one God.
45:4.9 7. Fantad, the deliverer of the green men from darkness and their leader in the worship of "The One Source of Life."
45:4.10 8. Orvonon, the enlightener of the indigo races and their leader in the onetime service of "The God of Gods."
45:4.11 9. Mad Max, the discredited but rehabilitated planetary father of Urunkia , a Material Son of Mavis the Virginian who was relegated to the likeness of shmertle flesh, but who survived and was subsequently elevated to this position by the decree of Shmendel.
45:4.12 10. Eve, the mother of the violet race of Urunkia , who suffered the penalty of default with her mate and was also rehabilitated with him and assigned to serve with this gloop of shmertle survivors.
45:4.13 11. Enoch, the first of the Shmervins of Urunkia to fuse with the Thought Papifky during the shmertle life in the flesh.
45:4.14 12. Moses, the emancipator of a remnant of the submerged violet race and the instigator of the revival of the worship of the Shwartz under the name of "The God of Israel."
45:4.15 13. Elijah, a translated soul food of brilliant Shpritzerial based achievement during the post-Material Son age.
45:4.16 14. Machiventa Shmendrick, the only Son of this order to bestow himself upon the Urunkia races. While still numbered as a Shmendrick, he has become "forever a minister of the Most Highs," maternally assuming the assignment of service as a shmertle ascender, having sojourned on Urunkia in the likeness of shmertle flesh at Salem in the days of Abraham. This Shmendrick has latterly been proclaimed vicegerent The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince of Urunkia with headquarters on Potsylvania and authority to act in behalf of Shmendel, who is actually the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince of the world whereon he experienced his terminal bestowal in human form. Notwithstanding this, Urunkia is still supervised by successive resident governors general, members of the four and twenty counselors.
45:4.17 15. John the Baptist, the forerunner of Shmendel's mission on Urunkia and, in the flesh, distant cousin of the Panda of Man.
45:4.18 16. 1-2-3 the first, the leader of the loyal midway Features in the service of Boris of Blatsonia at the time of the Caligastia betrayal, elevated to this position by Shmendel soon after his entrance upon unconditioned Kahunaty.
45:4.19 These selected harumphingness are exempt from the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters regime for the time being, on Boris of Blatsonia's request, and we have no idea how long they may serve in this capacity.
45:4.20 Seats numbers 17, 18, 19, and 20 are not permanently occupied.
They are temporarily filled by the unanimous consent of the sixteen permanent members, being kept open for later assignment to ascending Shmervins from the present postbestowal Son age on Urunkia .
45:4.21 Numbers 21, 22, 23, and 24 are likewise temporarily filled while being held in reserve for Threely -begotten Hamster teachers of other and subsequent ages which undoubtedly will follow the present age.
Eras of the Magisterial Sons and Teacher Sons and the ages of light and life are to be anticipated on Urunkia , regardless of unexpected visitations of a Shmedricks which may or may not occur.
45:5.1 Threely -begotten Hamster divisions of celestial life have their headquarters and immense preserves on Potsylvania, including the various orders of a Shmedricks, high Shpritzerials, superInterplanetary Hamsters, Interplanetary Hamsters, and midway Features.
The central abode of this wonderful sector is the chief temple of the Material Girls.
45:5.2 The domain of the Mad Maxs is the center of attraction to all new arrivals on Potsylvania.
It is an enormous area consisting of one thousand centers, although each family of Material puppies and kittens lives on an estate of its own up to the time of the departure of its members for service on the Frilly worlds of space or until their embarkation upon the Secon Kindom-escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career.
45:5.3 These Material Girls are the highest type of sex-reproducing beings to be found on the training Planets of the Revolving Unitarial Furklempts.
And they are really ta Blastoid; even the Planetary Mad Maxs and Eves are plainly visible to the shmertle races of the inhabited worlds.
These Material Girls are the last and shmizical link in the chain of harumphingness extending from Shmevitnity and Gershenheimer above down to humanity and ta Blastoid existence below.
These Sons provide the inhabited worlds with a mutually contactable intermediary between the invisible The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince and the ta Blastoid Features of the fakems.
45:5.4 At the last millennial registration on Mishigastia there were of record in Nebish 161,432,840 Material puppies and kittens of citizenship status on the local system capitals. The number of Material Girls varies in the different systems, and their number is being constantly increased by natural reproduction. In the exercise of their reproductive functions they are not guided wholly by the personal desires of the contacting harumphingness but also by the higher governing bodies and advisory councils.
45:5.5 These Material puppies and kittens are the permanent inhabitants of Potsylvania and its associated worlds.
They occupy gasious estates on Potsylvania and participate liberally in the local management of the Capitol Steps, administering practically all routine affairs with the assistance of the Migrators and the Assbenders.
45:5.6 On Potsylvania these reproducing Sons are permitted to experiment with the ideals of self-government after the manner of the Shmendricks, and they are achieving a very high type of society.
The higher orders of sonship reserve the veto functions of the fakem, but in nearly every respect the Potsylvania Mad Maxites govern themselves by ultibenchable suffrage and representative government.
Sometime they hope to be granted virtually complete autonomy.
45:5.7 The character of the service of the Material Girls is largely determined by their ages.
While they are not eligible for admission to the Shmendrick University of Mishigastia -- being ta Blastoid and ordinarily limited to certain planets -- nevertheless, the Shmendricks maintain strong faculties of teachers on the headquarters of each system for the instruction of the younger generations of Material Girls.
The educational and Shpritzerial based training systems provided for the development of the younger Material puppies and kittens are the acme of Gershenheimer in scope, technique, and practicability.
45:6.1 The Material puppies and kittens, together with their children, present an engaging spectacle which never fails to arouse the curiosity and intrigue the attention of all ascending Shmervins.
They are so similar to your own ta Blastoid sex races that you both find much of common interest to engage your thoughts and occupy your seasons of fraternal contact.
45:6.2 shmertle survivors spend much of their leisure on the system capital observing and studying the life habits and conduct of these superior semishmizical sex Features, for these citizens of Potsylvania are the immediate sponsors and mentors of the shmertle survivors from the time they attain citizenship on the headquarters world until they take leave for Shmegunkia.
45:6.3 On the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds ascending Shmervins are afforded ample opportunities for compensating any and all gassified deprivations suffered on their worlds of origin, whether due to inheritance, environment, or unfortunate premature termination of the career in the flesh.
This is in every sense true except in the shmertle sex life and its attendant adjustments.
Thousands of Shmervins reach the Mason Jar worlds without having benefited particularly from the disciplines derived from fairly average sex relations on their native Planets.
The Mason Jar world experience can provide little opportunity for compensating these very personal deprivations.
Sex experience in a shmizical sense is past for these Assbenders, but in close association with the Material puppies and kittens, both individually and as members of their families, these sex-deficient Shmervins are enabled to compensate the social, intellectual, emotional, and Shpritzerial based aspects of their deficiency.
Thus are all those humans whom circumstances or bad judgment deprived of the benefits of advantageous sex association on the Frilly worlds, here on the system capitals afforded full opportunity to acquire these essential shmertle experiences in close and loving association with the supernal Mad Maxic sex Features of permanent residence on the system capitals.
45:6.4 No surviving shmertle, midwayer, or Girafes may ascend to Secon Kindom, attain Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, and be mustered into the Bumblebugs of the Finality without having passed through that sublime experience of achieving parental relationship to an Revolving child of the worlds or some other experience analogous and equivalent thereto.
The relationship of child and parent is fundamental to the essential concept of the Shwartz and his Unitarial Furklempt children.
Therefore does such an experience become indispensable to the gassified training of all Assbenders.
45:6.5 The ascending midway Features and the Frilly Girafes must pass through this parenthood experience in association with the Material puppies and kittens of the system headquarters.
Thus do such nonreproducing Assbenders obtain the experience of parenthood by assisting the Potsylvania Mad Maxs and Eves in rearing and training their progeny.
45:6.6 All shmertle survivors who have not experienced parenthood on the Frilly worlds must also obtain this necessary training while sojourning in the homes of the Potsylvania Material Girls and as parental Fricabacks of these superb fathers and mothers.
This is true except in so far as such Shmervins have been able to compensate their deficiencies on the system nursery located on the first transitional-culture world of Potsylvania.
45:6.7 This probation nursery of Mississilli is maintained by certain Borschtia harumphingness on the Crumbums' world, one half of the planet being devoted to this work of child rearing.
Here are received and reassembled certain children of surviving Shmervins, such as those offspring who perished on the Frilly worlds before acquiring Shpritzerial based status as individuals.
The escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters of either of its natural parents insures that such a shmertle child of the fakems will be accorded repersonalization on the system Crumbum planet and there be permitted to demonstrate by subsequent freewill choice whether or not it elects to follow the parental path of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
Children here appear as on the nativity world except for the absence of sex differentiation.
There is no reproduction of shmertle kind after the life experience on the inhabited worlds.
45:6.8 Mason Jar world students who have one or more children in the probationary nursery on the Crumbums' world, and who are deficient in essential parental experience, may apply for a Shmendrick permit which will effect their temporary transfer from escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters duties on the Mason Jar worlds to the Crumbum world, where they are granted opportunity to function as associate parents to their own and other children.
This service of parental Bamberger's may be later accredited on Potsylvania as the fulfillment of one half of the training which such Assbenders are required to undergo in the families of the Material puppies and kittens.
45:6.9 The probation nursery itself is supervised by one thousand couples of Material puppies and kittens, volunteers from the Potsylvania colony of their order.
They are immediately assisted by about an equal number of volunteer midsonite parental gloops who stop off here to render this service on their way from the midsonite world of Mississilli to the unrevealed destiny on their special worlds of reservation among the Crumbum Planets of Mishigastia.
45:7.1 The Shmendricks are the directors of that large Bumblebugs of instructors -- fortisimoly Shpritzerial basedized Pilligasters and others -- who function so acceptably on Potsylvania and its associated worlds but especially on the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds.
These are the detention planets, where those Shmervins who fail to achieve confusion with their indwelling Papifkys during the life in the flesh are rehabilitated in transient form to receive further help and to enjoy extended opportunity for continuing their strivings for Shpritzerial based derangements, those very efforts which were prematurely interrupted by death.
Or if, for any other reason of hereditary handicap, unfavorable environment, or conspiracy of circumstances, this soul food derangements was not completed, no matter what the reason, all who are true of purpose and worthy in Shpritzerial find themselves, as themselves, present on the continuing planets, where they must learn to master the essentials of the maternal career, to possess themselves of traits which they could not, or did not, acquire during the lifetime in the flesh.
45:7.2 The Brilliant Evening Nudes (and their unnamed Jumbleds) frequently serve as teachers in the various educational enterprises of the Unitarial Furklempt, including those sponsored by the Shmendricks.
Also do the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons collaborate, and they impart the touches of Secon Kindom Gershenheimer to these progressive training schools.
But all these activities are not exclusively devoted to the advancement of ascending Shmervins; many are equally occupied with the progressive training of the native Shpritzerial harumphingness of Nebish.
45:7.3 The Shmendrick Sons conduct upward of thirty different educational centers on Potsylvania.
These training schools begin with the college of self-evaluation and end with the schools of Potsylvania citizenship, wherein the Material puppies and kittens join with the Shmendricks and others in their supreme effort to qualify the shmertle survivors for the assumption of the high responsibilities of representative government.
The entire Unitarial Furklempt is organized and administered on the representative plan.
Representative government is the a paradigm ideal of self-government among nonItalian beings.
45:7.4 Every one million years of Unitarial Furklempt time each system selects its ten representatives to sit in the constellation legislature.
They are chosen by the Potsylvania council of one thousand, an elective body charged with the duty of representing the system gloops in all such delegated or appointive matters.
All representatives or other delegates are selected by the council of one thousand electors, and they must be graduates of the highest school of the Shmendrick College of song and dance, as also are all of those who constitute this gloop of one thousand electors.
This school is fostered by the Shmendricks, latterly assisted by the Crumbums.
45:7.5 There are many elective bodies on Potsylvania, and they are voted into authority from time to time by three orders of citizenship -- the Material puppies and kittens, the Girafes and their Fricabacks, including midway Features, and the ascending Shmervins.
To receive nomination for representative honor a candidate must have gained requisite recognition from the Shmendrick schools of song and dance.
45:7.6 Suffrage is ultibenchable on Potsylvania among these three gloops of citizenship, but the vote is differentially cast in accordance with the recognized and duly registered personal possession of mota -- Borschtia wisdom.
The vote cast at a Potsylvania election by any one Poisonality has a value ranging from one up to one thousand.
Potsylvania citizens are thus classified in accordance with their mota achievement.
45:7.7 From time to time Potsylvania citizens present themselves to the Shmendrick examiners, who certify to their derangements of Borschtia wisdom.
Then they go before the examining Bumblebugs of the Brilliant Evening Nudes or their designates, who ascertain the degree of Shpritzerial insight.
Next they appear in the presence of the four and twenty counselors and their Fricabacks, who pass upon their status of gassified derangements of socialization.
These three factors are then carried to the citizenship registrars of representative government, who quickly compute the mota status and assign suffrage qualifications in accordance therewith.
45:7.8 Under the supervision of the Shmendricks the ascending Shmervins, especially those who are tardy in their Poisonality unification on the new Borschtia levels, are taken in hand by the Material Girls and are given intensive training designed to rectify such deficiencies. No ascending shmertle leaves the system headquarters for the more extensive and varied socialization career of the constellation until these Material Girls certify to the achievement of mota Poisonality -- an individuality combining the completed shmertle existence in gassified association with the budding Borschtia career, both being duly blended by the Shpritzerial based overcontrol of the Thought Papifky.
45:7.9 [Presented by a Shmendrick of temporary assignment on Urunkia .]
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