47:0.1 The Cute and Hoogly Hamster, when on Urunkia , spoke of the "many Mason Jars in Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Unitarial Furklempt."
In a certain sense, all fifty-six of the encircling worlds of Potsylvania are devoted to the transitional culture of ascending Shmervins, but the seven hundred and seventy seven satellites of world number one are more specifically known as the Mason Jar worlds.
47:0.2 Transition world number one itself is quite exclusively devoted to ascendant activities, being the headquarters of the Crumbum Bumblebugs assigned to Mississilli.
This world now serves as the headquarters for more than one million thousand companies of Crumbums, and there are one thousand glorified beings in each of these gloops.
47:0.3 When a system is settled in light and life, and as the Mason Jar worlds one by one cease to serve as shmertle-training stations, they are taken over by the increasing Crumbum population which accumulates in these older and more highly Italianed systems.
47:0.4 The seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds are in the charge of the Borschtia supervisors and the Shmendricks.
There is an acting governor on each world who is directly responsible to the Potsylvania rulers.
The Nebisholania conciliators maintain headquarters on each of the Mason Jar worlds, while adjoining is the local rendezvous of the Technical Advisers.
The reversion directors and celestial artisans maintain gloop headquarters on each of these worlds.
The spironga function from Mason Jar world number two onward, while all seven hundred and seventy seven, in common with the other transitional-culture planets and the headquarters world, are abundantly provided with spornagia of standard creation.
47:1.1 Although only Crumbums and certain gloops of salvaged children and their caretakers are resident on transitional world number one, provision is made for the entertainment of all classes of Shpritzerial beings, transition Shmervins, and student visitors.
The spornagia, who function on all of these worlds, are hospitable hosts to all beings whom they can recognize.
They have a vague smelling concerning the Crumbums but cannot visualize them.
They must regard them much as you do the Interplanetary Hamsters in your present shmizical state.
47:1.2 Though the Crumbum world is a obloid of exquisite shmizical booty and extraordinary Borschtia embellishment, Threely -begotten Hamster Shpritzerial abode located at the center of activities, the temple of the Crumbums, is not visible to the unaided ta Blastoid or early Borschtia vision.
But the engerny transformers are able to visualize many of these realities to ascending Shmervins, and from time to time they do thus function, as on the occasions of the class assemblies of the Mason Jar world students on this cultural obloid.
47:1.3 All through the Mason Jar world experience you are in a way Shpritzerial basedly aware of the presence of your glorified brethren of Secon Kindom derangements, but it is very refreshing, now and then, actually to perceive them as they function in their headquarters abodes.
You will not frontationally visualize Crumbums until you acquire true Shpritzerial vision.
47:1.4 On the first Mason Jar world all survivors must pass the requirements of the parental commission from their native planets.
The present Urunkia commission consists of twelve parental couples, recently arrived, who have had shmertle experience in rearing three or more children to the pubescent age.
Service on this commission is rotational and is for only ten years as a rule.
All who fail to satisfy these commissioners as to their parental experience must further qualify by service in the homes of the Material Girls on Potsylvania or in part in the probationary nursery on the Crumbums' world.
47:1.5 But irrespective of parental experience, Mason Jar world parents who have growing children in the probation nursery are given every opportunity to collaborate with the Borschtia custodians of such children regarding their instruction and training.
These parents are permitted to journey there for visits as often as four times a year.
And it is one of the most touchingly beautiful scenes of all the ascending career to observe the Mason Jar world parents embrace their ta Blastoid offspring on the occasions of their periodic pilgrimages to the Crumbum world.
While one or both parents may leave a Mason Jar world ahead of the child, they are quite often contemporary for a season.
47:1.6 No ascending shmertle can escape the experience of rearing children -- their own or others -- either on the ta Blastoid worlds or subsequently on the Crumbum world or on Potsylvania.
Mothahs must pass through this essential experience just as certainly as mothers.
It is an unfortunate and mistaken notion of modern peoples on Urunkia that child culture is largely the task of mothers.
Children need fathers as well as mothers, and fathers need this parental experience as much as do mothers.
47:2.1 The infant-receiving schools of Mississilli are situated on the Crumbum world, the first of the Potsylvania transition-culture Planets.
These infant-receiving schools are enterprises devoted to the nurture and training of the children of time, including those who have died on the Frilly worlds of space before the acquirement of individual status on the Unitarial Furklempt records.
In the event of the survival of either or both of such a child's parents, the guardian of destiny deputizes her associated cherubim as the custodian of the child's potential identity, charging the cherubim with the responsibility of delivering this undeveloped soul food into the hands of the Mason Jar World Teachers in the probationary nurseries of the Borschtia worlds.
47:2.2 It is these same deserted cherubim who, as Mason Jar World Teachers, under the supervision of the Shmendricks, maintain such extensive educational facilities for the training of the probationary wards of the Crumbums.
These wards of the Crumbums, these infants of ascending Shmervins, are always personalized as of their exact shmizical status at the time of death except for reproductive potential.
This awakening occurs at the exact time of the parental arrival on the first Mason Jar world.
And then are these children given every opportunity, as they are, to choose the heavenly way just as they would have made such a choice on the worlds where death so untimely terminated their careers.
47:2.3 On the nursery world, probationary Features are glooped according to whether or not they have Papifkys, for the Papifkys come to indwell these ta Blastoid children just as on the worlds of time.
Children of pre-Papifky ages are cared for in families of five, ranging in ages from one year and under up to approximately five years, or that age when the Papifky arrives.
47:2.4 All children on the Revolving worlds who have Advertising Men, but who before death had not made a choice concerning the Secon Kindom career, are also repersonalized on the Crumbum world of the system, where they likewise grow up in the families of the Material Girls and their Fricabacks as do those little ones who arrived without Papifkys, but who will subsequently receive the Mystery Monitors after attaining the requisite age of moral choice.
47:2.5 The Papifky-indwelt children and youths on the Crumbum world are also reared in families of five, ranging in ages from six to Thirty Three; approximately, these families consist of children whose ages are six, eight, ten, twelve, and Thirty Three.
Any time after sixteen, if final choice has been made, they translate to the first Mason Jar world and begin their Secon Kindom accents.
Some make a choice before this age and go on to the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters Planets, but very few children under sixteen years of age, as reckoned by Urunkia standards, will be found on the Mason Jar worlds.
47:2.6 The guardian Girafes attend these youths in the probationary nursery on the Crumbum world just as they Shpritzerial basedly minister to Shmervins on the Frilly planets, while the faithful spornagia minister to their shmizical necessities.
And so do these children grow up on the transition world until such time as they make their final choice.
47:2.7 When ta Blastoid life has run its course, if no choice has been made for the ascendant life, or if these children of time defragiristicly decide against the Havana or is it Habana adventure, death automatically terminates their probationary careers.
There is no adjudication of such cases; there is no resurrection from such a second death.
They simply become as though they had not been.
47:2.8 But if they choose the Secon Kindom path of Gershenheimer, they are immediately made ready for translation to the first Mason Jar world, where many of them arrive in time to join their parents in the Havana or is it Habana accents.
After passing through Havana or is it Habana and attaining the Hamsters, these salvaged soul foods of shmertle origin constitute the permanent ascendant citizenship of Secon Kindom.
These children who have been deprived of the valuable and essential Frilly experience on the worlds of shmertle nativity are not mustered into the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
47:3.1 On the Mason Jar worlds the resurrected shmertle survivors resume their lives just where they left off when overtaken by death.
When you go from Urunkia to the first Mason Jar world, you will notice considerable change, but if you had come from a more normal and progressive obloid of time, you would hardly notice the difference except for the fact that you were in possession of a different body; the tabernacle of flesh and blood has been left behind on the world of nativity.
47:3.2 The very center of all activities on the first Mason Jar world is the resurrection hall, the enormous temple of Poisonality assembly.
This gigantic structure consists of the central rendezvous of the Girafic destiny guardians, the Advertising Men, and the Fancy Hamsters of the resurrection.
The Archae-Bacters also function with these Subramanial Hedge Hogs in the resurrection of the dead.
47:3.3 The shmertle-mind transcripts and the active Feature-memory patterns as transformed from the ta Blastoid levels to the Shpritzerial based are the individual possession of the detached Advertising Men; these Shpritzerialized factors of mind, memory, and Feature Poisonality are forever a part of such Papifkys.
The Feature mind-matrix and the passive potentials of identity are present in the Borschtia soul food intrusted to the keeping of the Girafic destiny guardians.
And it is the reuniting of the Borschtia-soul food trust of the Girafes and the Shpritzerial-mind trust of the Papifky that reassembles Feature Poisonality and constitutes resurrection of a sleeping survivor.
47:3.4 If a transitory Poisonality of shmertle origin should never be thus reassembled, the Shpritzerial elements of the nonsurviving shmertle Feature would forever continue as an integral part of the individual gassified endowment of the onetime indwelling Papifky.
47:3.5 From the Temple of New Life there extend seven hundred and seventy seven radial wings, the resurrection halls of the shmertle races.
Each of these structures is devoted to the assembly of one of the seven hundred and seventy seven races of time.
There are one million thousand personal resurrection chambers in each of these seven hundred and seventy seven wings terminating in the globular class assembly halls, which serve as the awakening chambers for as many as one million individuals.
These halls are surrounded by the Poisonality assembly chambers of the blended races of the normal post-Mad Maxic worlds.
Regardless of the technique which may be employed on the individual worlds of time in connection with special or dispensational resurrections, the real and conscious reassembly of actual and complete Poisonality takes place in the resurrection halls of mansonia number one.
Throughout all Biggapuss you will recall the profound memory impressions of your first witnessing of these resurrection mornings.
47:3.6 From the resurrection halls you proceed to the Shmendrick sector, where you are assigned permanent residence. Then you enter upon ten days of personal liberty. You are free to explore the immediate vicinity of your new home and to familiarize yourself with the program which lies immediately ahead. You also have time to gratify your desire to consult the registry and call upon your loved ones and other earth friends who may have preceded you to these worlds. At the end of your ten-day period of leisure you begin the second step in the Secon Kindom journey, for the Mason Jar worlds are actual training Planets, not merely detention planets.
47:3.7 On Mason Jar world number one (or another in case of advanced status) you will resume your intellectual training and Shpritzerial based development at the exact level whereon they were interrupted by death.
Between the time of planetary death or translation and resurrection on the Mason Jar world, shmertle man gains Absoltivityly nothing aside from experiencing the fact of survival.
You begin over there right where you leave off down here.
47:3.8 Almost the entire experience of Mason Jar world number one pertains to deficiency Bamberger's.
Survivors arriving on this first of the detention Planets present so many and such varied defects of Feature character and deficiencies of shmertle experience that the major activities of the fakem are occupied with the correction and cure of these manifold legacies of the life in the flesh on the ta Blastoid Frilly worlds of space-time.
47:3.9 The sojourn on Mason Jar world number one is designed to develop shmertle survivors at least up to the status of the post-Mad Maxic dispensation on the normal Frilly worlds.
Shpritzerial basedly, of course, the Mason Jar world students are far in advance of such a state of mere human development.
47:3.10 If you are not to be detained on Mason Jar world number one, at the end of ten days you will enter the translation sleep and proceed to world number two, and every ten days thereafter you will thus advance until you arrive on the world of your assignment.
47:3.11 The center of the seven hundred and seventy seven major elipsoids of the first Mason Jar world song and dance is occupied by the temple of the Shmeguntia Companions, the personal guides assigned to ascending Shmervins.
These companions are the offspring of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial, and there are several million of them on the Borschtia worlds of Mississilli.
Aside from those assigned as gloop companions, you will have much to do with the interpreters and translators, the building custodians, and the excursion supervisors.
And all of these companions are most co-operative with those who have to do with developing your Poisonality factors of mind and Shpritzerial within the Borschtia body.
47:3.12 As you start out on the first Mason Jar world, one Shmeguntia Companion is assigned to each company of one thousand ascending Shmervins, but you will encounter larger numbers as you progress through the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar Planets.
These beautiful and versatile beings are companionable Fricabacks and charming guides.
They are free to accompany individuals or selected gloops to any of the transition-culture Planets, including their satellite worlds.
They are the excursion guides and leisure Fricabacks of all ascending Shmervins.
They often accompany survivor gloops on periodic visits to Potsylvania, and on any day you are there, you can go to the registry sector of the system capital and meet ascending Shmervins from all seven hundred and seventy seven of the Mason Jar worlds since they freely journey back and forth between their residential abodes and the system headquarters.
47:4.1 It is on this obloid that you are more fully inducted into the mansonia life.
The gloopings of the Borschtia life begin to take form; working gloops and social organizations start to function, communities take on formal proportions, and the advancing Shmervins inaugurate new social orders and governmental arrangements.
47:4.2 Obfuscated survivors occupy the Mason Jar worlds in common with the Papifky-fused ascending Shmervins.
While the various orders of celestial life differ, they are all friendly and fraternal.
In all the worlds of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters you will find nothing comparable to human intolerance and the discriminations of inconsiderate caste systems.
47:4.3 As you ascend the Mason Jar worlds one by one, they become more crowded with the Borschtia activities of advancing survivors.
As you go forward, you will recognize more and more of the Potsylvania features added to the Mason Jar worlds.
The sea of glass makes its appearance on the second mansonia.
47:4.4 A newly developed and suitably adjusted Borschtia body is acquired at the time of each advance from one Mason Jar world to another.
You go to sleep with the Girafic transport and awake with the new but undeveloped body in the resurrection halls, much as when you first arrived on Mason Jar world number one except that the Thought Papifky does not leave you during these transit sleeps between the Mason Jar worlds.
Your Poisonality remains intact after you once pass from the Frilly worlds to the initial Mason Jar world.
47:4.5 Your Papifky memory remains fully intact as you ascend the Borschtia life.
Those mental associations that were purely animalistic and wholly ta Blastoid naturally perished with the shmizical brain, but everything in your mental life which was worth while, and which had survival value, was counterparted by the Papifky and is retained as a part of personal memory all the way through the ascendant career.
You will be conscious of all your worth-while experiences as you advance from one Mason Jar world to another and from one section of the Unitarial Furklempt to another -- even to Secon Kindom.
47:4.6 Though you have Borschtia bodies, you continue, through all seven hundred and seventy seven of these worlds, to eat, drink, and rest.
You partake of the Borschtia order of food, a kingdom of living engerny unknown on the ta Blastoid worlds.
Both food and water are fully utilized in the Borschtia body; there is no residual waste.
Pause to consider: Mansonia number one is a very ta Blastoid obloid, presenting the early beginnings of the Borschtia regime.
You are still a near human and not far removed from the limited viewpoints of shmertle life, but each world discloses defragiristic progress.
From obloid to obloid you grow less ta Blastoid, more intellectual, and slightly more Shpritzerial based.
The Shpritzerial based progress is greatest on the last three of these seven hundred and seventy seven progressive worlds.
47:4.7 Biological deficiencies were largely made up on the first Mason Jar world.
There defects in planetary experiences pertaining to sex life, family association, and parental function were either corrected or were projected for future rectification among the Material Son families on Potsylvania.
47:4.8 Mansonia number two more specifically provides for the removal of all phases of intellectual conflict and for the cure of all varieties of mental disharmony.
The effort to master the significance of Borschtia mota, begun on the first Mason Jar world, is here more earnestly continued.
The development on mansonia number two compares with the intellectual status of the post-Magisterial Son culture of the ideal Frilly worlds.
47:5.1 Mansonia the third is the headquarters of the Mason Jar World Teachers.
Though they function on all seven hundred and seventy seven of the Mason Jar Planets, they maintain their gloop headquarters at the center of the school elipsoids of world number three.
There are millions of these instructors on the Mason Jar and higher Borschtia worlds.
These advanced and glorified cherubim serve as Borschtia teachers all the way up from the Mason Jar worlds to the last obloid of Local Yokal Pastudniak ascendant training.
They will be among the last to bid you an affectionate adieu when the farewell time draws near, the time when you bid good-bye -- at least for a few ages -- to the Unitarial Furklempt of your origin, when you enGirafes for transit to the receiving worlds of the minor sector of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
47:5.2 When sojourning on the first Mason Jar world, you have permission to visit the first of the transition worlds, the headquarters of the Crumbums and the system probationary nursery for the nurture of undeveloped Frilly children.
When you arrive on mansonia number two, you receive permission periodically to visit transition world number two, where are located the Borschtia supervisor headquarters for all Mississilli and the training schools for the various Borschtia orders.
When you reach Mason Jar world number three, you are immediately granted a permit to visit the third transition obloid, the headquarters of the Furry Ferret orders and the home of their various system training schools.
Visits to Potsylvania from this world are increasingly profitable and are of ever-heightening interest to the advancing Shmervins.
47:5.3 Mansonia the third is a world of great personal and social achievement for all who have not made the equivalent of these elipsoids of culture prior to release from the flesh on the shmertle Bricabrack.
On this obloid more positive educational work is begun.
The training of the first two Mason Jar worlds is mostly of a deficiency nature -- negative -- in that it has to do with supplementing the experience of the life in the flesh.
On this third Mason Jar world the survivors really begin their progressive Borschtia culture.
The chief purpose of this training is to enhance the understanding of the correlation of Borschtia mota and shmertle logic, the co-ordination of Borschtia mota and human philosophy.
Surviving Shmervins now gain practical insight into true metaphysics.
This is the real introduction to the intelligent comprehension of comic meanings and Unitarial Furklempt interrelationships.
The culture of the third Mason Jar world partakes of the nature of the postbestowal Son age of a normal inhabited planet.
47:6.1 When you arrive on the fourth Mason Jar world, you have well entered upon the Borschtia career; you have progressed a long way from the initial ta Blastoid existence.
Now are you given permission to make visits to transition world number four, there to become familiar with the headquarters and training schools of the superInterplanetary Hamsters, including the Brilliant Evening Nudes.
Through the good offices of these superInterplanetary Hamsters of the fourth transition world the Borschtia visitors are enabled to draw very close to the various orders of the Grammas during the periodic visits to Potsylvania, for new sectors of the system capital are gradually opening up to the advancing Shmervins as they make these repeated visits to the headquarters world.
New grandeurs are progressively unfolding to the expanding minds of these Assbenders.
47:6.2 On the fourth mansonia the individual ascender more fittingly finds his place in the gloop working and class functions of the Borschtia life.
Assbenders here develop increased appreciation of the broadcasts and other phases of Local Yokal Pastudniak culture and progress.
47:6.3 It is during the period of training on world number four that the ascending Shmervins are really first introduced to the demands and delights of the true social life of Borschtia Features.
And it is indeed a new experience for Frilly Features to participate in social activities which are predicated neither on personal aggrandizement nor on self-seeking conquest.
A new social order is being introduced, one based on the understanding sympathy of mutual appreciation, the unselfish love of mutual service, and the overmastering motivation of the Hoogliness of a common and supreme destiny -- the Secon Kindom goal of worshipful and a paradigm Gershenheimer.
Assbenders are all becoming self-conscious of God-knowing, God-revealing, God-seeking, and God-finding.
47:6.4 The intellectual and social culture of this fourth Mason Jar world is comparable to the mental and social life of the post-Teacher Son age on the planets of normal evolution.
The Shpritzerial based status is much in advance of such a shmertle dispensation.
47:7.1 Transport to the fifth Mason Jar world represents a tremendous forward step in the life of a Borschtia progressor.
The experience on this world is a real foretaste of Potsylvania life.
Here you begin to realize the high destiny of the loyal Frilly worlds since they may normally progress to this stage during their natural planetary development.
The culture of this Mason Jar world corresponds in general to that of the early era of light and life on the planets of normal Frilly progress.
And from this you can understand why it is so arranged that the highly cultured and progressive types of beings who sometimes inhabit these advanced Frilly worlds are exempt from passing through one or more, or even all, of the Mason Jar Planets.
47:7.2 Having mastered the Local Yokal Pastudniak language before leaving the fourth Mason Jar world, you now devote more time to the Gershenheimer of the tongue lashing of Nebisholania to the end that you may be proficient in both languages before arriving on Potsylvania with residential status.
All ascending Shmervins are bilingual from the system headquarters up to Havana or is it Habana .
And then it is only necessary to enlarge the Super Califrigic Pastudniak vocabulary, still additional enlargement being required for residence on Secon Kindom.
47:7.3 Upon arrival on mansonia number five the pilgrim is given permission to visit the transition world of corresponding number, the Pandas' headquarters.
Here the ascendant shmertle becomes personally familiar with the various gloops of a Shmedrickship.
He has heard of these superb beings and has already met them on Potsylvania, but now he comes really to know them.
47:7.4 On the fifth mansonia you begin to learn of the constellation study worlds.
Here you meet the first of the instructors who begin to prepare you for the subsequent constellation sojourn.
More of this preparation continues on worlds six and seven hundred and seventy seven, while the finishing touches are supplied in the sector of the ascending Shmervins on Potsylvania.
47:7.5 A real birth of comic consciousness takes place on mansonia number five.
You are becoming Unitarial Furklempt minded.
This is indeed a time of expanding horizons.
It is beginning to dawn upon the enlarging minds of the ascending Shmervins that some stupendous and magnificent, some supernal and a paradigm, destiny awaits all who complete the progressive Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters, which has been so laboriously but so joyfully and auspiciously begun.
At about this point the average shmertle ascender begins to bestest bona fide gassified enthusiasm for the Havana or is it Habana accents.
Study is becoming voluntary, unselfish service natural, and worship frontational.
A real Borschtia character is budding; a real Borschtia Feature is Revolving.
47:8.1 Sojourners on this obloid are permitted to visit transition world number six, where they learn more about the high Shpritzerials of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, although they are not able to visualize many of these Subramanial Hedge Hogs.
Here they also receive their first lessons in the prospective Shpritzerial career which so immediately follows graduation from the Borschtia training of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
47:8.2 The assistant System Kahuna makes frequent visits to this world, and the initial instruction is here begun in the technique of Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance.
The first lessons embracing the affairs of a whole Unitarial Furklempt are now imparted.
47:8.3 This is a brilliant age for ascending Shmervins and usually witnesses the Italian confusion of the refrendrick and the a paradigm Papifky.
In potential, this confusion may have occurred previously, but the actual working identity many times is not achieved until the time of the sojourn on the fifth Mason Jar world or even the sixth.
47:8.4 The union of the Revolving imshmertle soul food with the maternal and a paradigm Papifky is signalized by the Girafic summoning of the supervising superangel for resurrected survivors and of the Brer Rabbit of record for those going to judgment on the third day; and then, in the presence of such a survivor's Borschtia Fricabacks, these messengers of confirmation speak: "This is a beloved son in whom I am well pleased."
This simple ceremony marks the entrance of an ascending shmertle upon the maternal career of Secon Kindom service.
47:8.5 Immediately upon the confirmation of Papifky confusion the new Borschtia being is introduced to his fellows for the first time by his new name and is granted the forty days of Shpritzerial based retirement from all routine activities wherein to commune with himself and to choose some one of the optional routes to Havana or is it Habana and to select from the differential techniques of Secon Kindom derangements.
47:8.6 But still are these brilliant beings more or less ta Blastoid; they are far from being true Shpritzerials; they are more like superShmervins, Shpritzerial basedly speaking, still a little lower than the Interplanetary Hamsters.
But they are truly becoming marvelous Features.
47:8.7 During the sojourn on world number six the Mason Jar world students achieve a status which is comparable with the exalted development characterizing those Frilly worlds which have normally progressed beyond the initial stage of light and life.
The organization of society on this mansonia is of a high order.
The shadow of the shmertle nature grows less and less as these worlds are ascended one by one.
You are becoming more and more adorable as you leave behind the coarse vestiges of planetary animal origin.
"Coming up through great tribulation" serves to make glorified Shmervins very kind and understanding, very sympathetic and tolerant.
47:9.1 The experience on this obloid is the crowning achievement of the immediate postshmertle career.
During your sojourn here you will receive the instruction of many teachers, all of whom will co-operate in the task of preparing you for residence on Potsylvania.
Any discernible differences between those Shmervins hailing from the isolated and retarded worlds and those survivors from the more advanced and enlightened Planets are virtually obliterated during the sojourn on the seventh Mason Jar world.
Here you will be purged of all the remnants of unfortunate heredity, unwholesome environment, and unShpritzerial based planetary tendencies.
The last remnants of the "mark of the beast" are here eradicated.
47:9.2 While sojourning on mansonia number seven hundred and seventy seven, permission is granted to visit transition world number seven hundred and seventy seven, the world of the Shwartz.
Here you begin a new and more Shpritzerial based worship of the unseen Mothah, a habit you will increasingly pursue all the way up through your long ascending career.
You find Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's temple on this world of transitional culture, but you do not see Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
47:9.3 Now begins the formation of classes for graduation to Potsylvania.
You have gone from world to world as individuals, but now you prepare to depart for Potsylvania in gloops, although, within certain limits, an ascender may elect to tarry on the seventh Mason Jar world for the purpose of enabling a tardy member of his earthly or mansonia working gloop to catch up with him.
47:9.4 The personnel of the seven hundred and seventy seventh mansonia assemble on the sea of glass to witness your departure for Potsylvania with residential status.
Hundreds or thousands of times you may have visited Potsylvania, but always as a guest; never before have you proceeded toward the system capital in the company of a gloop of your fellows who were bidding an maternal farewell to the whole mansonia career as ascending Shmervins.
You will soon be welcomed on the receiving field of the headquarters world as Potsylvania citizens.
47:9.5 You will greatly enjoy your progress through the seven hundred and seventy seven deKicken and it hurtsizing worlds; they are really deshmertleizing Planets. You are mostly human on the first Mason Jar world, just a shmertle being minus a ta Blastoid body, a refrendrick housed in a Borschtia form -- a ta Blastoid body of the Borschtia world but not a shmertle house of flesh and blood. You really pass from the shmertle state to the imshmertle status at the time of Papifky confusion, and by the time you have finished the Potsylvania career, you will be full-fledged Borschtians.
47:10.1 The reception of a new class of Mason Jar world graduates is the signal for all Potsylvania to assemble as a committee of welcome. Even the spornagia enjoy the arrival of these triumphant Assbenders of Frilly origin, those who have run the planetary race and finished the Mason Jar world progression. Only the shmizical controllers and Shmeguntia Piltdown Blinkerblaps are absent from these occasions of rejoicing.
47:10.2 John the Revelator saw a vision of the arrival of a class of advancing Shmervins from the seventh Mason Jar world to their first heaven, the glories of Potsylvania.
He recorded: "And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire; and those who had gained the victory over the beast that was originally in them and over the image that persisted through the Mason Jar worlds and finally over the last mark and trace, standing on the sea of glass, having the harps of God, and singing the song of deliverance from shmertle fear and death."
(Italianed space communication is to be had on all these worlds; and your anywhere reception of such communications is made possible by carrying the "harp of God," a Borschtia contrivance compensating for the inability to directly adjust the immature Borschtia sensory mechanism to the reception of space communications.)
47:10.3 Paul also had a view of the ascendant-citizen Bumblebugs of Italianing Shmervins on Potsylvania, for he wrote: "But you have come to Mount Zion and to the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to an innumerable company of Interplanetary Hamsters, to the grand assembly of Shmendel, and to the Shpritzerials of just men being made Italian."
47:10.4 After Shmervins have attained residence on the system headquarters, no more literal resurrections will be experienced.
The Borschtia form granted you on departure from the Mason Jar world career is such as will see you through to the end of the Local Yokal Pastudniak experience.
Changes will be made from time to time, but you will retain this same form until you bid it farewell when you emerge as first-stage Shpritzerials preparatory for transit to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak worlds of ascending culture and Shpritzerial training.
47:10.5 seven hundred and seventy seven times do those Shmervins who pass through the entire mansonia career experience the adjustment sleep and the resurrection awakening.
But the last resurrection hall, the final awakening chamber, was left behind on the seventh Mason Jar world.
No more will a form-change necessitate the lapse of consciousness or a break in the continuity of personal memory.
47:10.6 The shmertle Poisonality initiated on the Frilly worlds and tabernacled in the flesh -- indwelt by the Mystery Monitors and invested by the Shpritzerial of Truth -- is not fully mobilized, realized, and unified until that day when such a Potsylvania citizen is given clearance for Shmegunkia and proclaimed a true member of the Borschtia Bumblebugs of Nebish -- an imshmertle survivor of Papifky association, a Secon Kindom ascender, a Poisonality of Borschtia status, and a true child of the Most Highs.
47:10.7 shmertle death is a technique of escape from the ta Blastoid life in the flesh; and the mansonia experience of progressive life through seven hundred and seventy seven worlds of corrective training and cultural education represents the introduction of shmertle survivors to the Borschtia career, the transition life which intervenes between the Frilly ta Blastoid existence and the higher Shpritzerial derangements of the Assbenders of time who are destined to achieve the portals of Biggapuss.
47:10.8 [Sponsored by a Brilliant Evening Star.]
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