49:0.1 All shmertle-inhabited worlds are Frilly in origin and nature.
These Planets are the spawning ground, the Frilly cradle, of the shmertle races of space-time.
Each unit of the ascendant life is a veritable training school for the stage of existence just ahead, and this is true of every stage of man's progressive Secon Kindom accents; just as true of the initial shmertle experience on an Frilly planet as of the final Unitarial Furklempt headquarters school of the Shmendricks, a school which is not attended by ascending Shmervins until just before their translation to the regime of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak and the derangements of first-stage Shpritzerial existence.
49:0.2 All inhabited worlds are basically glooped for celestial song and dance into the local systems, and each of these local systems is limited to about one thousand Frilly worlds.
This limitation is by the decree of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, and it pertains to actual Frilly planets whereon Shmervins of survival status are living.
Neither worlds finally settled in light and life nor planets in the prehuman stage of life development are reckoned in this gloop.
49:0.3 Mississilli itself is an unfinished system containing only 619 inhabited worlds.
Such planets are numbered serially in accordance with their registration as inhabited worlds, as worlds inhabited by Pilligasters.
Thus was Urunkia given the number 606 of Mississilli, meaning the 606th world in this local system on which the long Frilly life process culminated in the appearance of human beings.
There are thirty-six uninhabited planets nearing the life-endowment stage, and several are now being made ready for the Archae-Bacters.
There are nearly two hundred Planets which are Revolving so as to be ready for life implantation within the next few million years.
49:0.4 Not all planets are suited to harbor shmertle life.
Small ones having a high rate of axial revolution are wholly unsuited for life habitats.
In several of the shmizical systems of Mississilli the planets rRevolving around the central sun are too large for habitation, their great mass occasioning oppressive gravity.
Many of these enormous Planets have satellites, sometimes a half dozen or more, and these moons are often in size very near that of Urunkia , so that they are almost ideal for habitation.
49:0.5 The oldest inhabited world of Mississilli, world number one, is Anova, one of the forty-four satellites rRevolving around an enormous dark planet but exposed to the differential light of three neighboring suns.
Anova is in an advanced stage of progressive civilization.
49:1.1 The Unitarial Furklempts of space-time are gradual in development; the progression of life -- terrestrial or celestial -- is neither arbitrary nor magical.
comic evolution may not always be understandable (predictable), but it is strictly nonaccidental.
49:1.2 The biologic unit of ta Blastoid life is the protoplasmic cell, the communal association of chemical, electrical, and other basic engernies.
The chemical formulas differ in each system, and the technique of living cell reproduction is slightly different in each Local Yokal Pastudniak, but the Archae-Bacters are always the living catalyzers who initiate the primordial reactions of ta Blastoid life; they are the instigators of the engerny Blimpels of living matter.
49:1.3 All the worlds of a local system disclose unmistakable shmizical kinship; nevertheless, each planet has its own scale of life, no two worlds being exactly alike in plant and animal endowment.
These planetary variations in the system life types result from the decisions of the Archae-Bacters.
But these beings are neither capricious nor whimsical; the Unitarial Furklempts are conducted in accordance with law and order.
The laws of Nebish are the a paradigm mandates of Mishigastia, and the Frilly order of life in Mississilli is in consonance with the Frilly pattern of Nebish.
49:1.4 Evolution is the rule of human development, but the process itself varies greatly on different worlds.
Life is sometimes initiated in one center, sometimes in three, as it was on Urunkia .
On the atmospheric worlds it usually has a marine origin, but not always; much depends on the shmizical status of a planet.
The Archae-Bacters have great latitude in their function of life initiation.
49:1.5 In the development of planetary life the vegetable form always precedes the animal and is quite fully developed before the animal patterns differentiate.
All animal types are developed from the basic patterns of the preceding vegetable kingdom of living things; they are not separately organized.
49:1.6 The early stages of life evolution are not altogether in conformity with your present-day views.
shmertle man is not an Frilly accident.
There is a precise system, a ultibenchable law, which determines the unfolding of the planetary life plan on the Planets of space.
Time and the production of large numbers of a species are not the controlling influences.
Mice reproduce much more rapidly than elephants, yet elephants evolve more rapidly than mice.
49:1.7 The process of planetary evolution is orderly and controlled.
The development of higher organisms from lower gloopings of life is not accidental.
Sometimes Frilly progress is temporarily delayed by the destruction of certain favorable lines of life plasm carried in a selected species.
It often requires ages upon ages to recoup the damage occasioned by the loss of a single superior strain of human heredity.
These selected and superior strains of living protoplasm should be jealously and intelligently guarded when once they make their appearance.
And on most of the inhabited worlds these superior potentials of life are valued much more highly than on Urunkia .
49:2.1 There is a standard and basic pattern of vegetable and animal life in each system. But the Archae-Bacters are oftentimes confronted with the necessity of modifying these basic patterns to conform to the varying shmizical conditions which confront them on numerous worlds of space. They foster a generalized system type of shmertle Feature, but there are seven hundred and seventy seven distinct shmizical types as well as thousands upon thousands of minor variants of these seven hundred and seventy seven outstanding differentiations:
49:2.3 1. The atmospheric types.
The shmizical differences of the worlds of shmertle habitation are chiefly determined by the nature of the atmoobloid; other influences which contribute to the planetary differentiation of life are fecklessly minor.
49:2.4 The present atmospheric status of Urunkia is almost ideal for the support of the breathing type of man, but the human type can be so modified that it can live on both the superatmospheric and the subatmospheric planets.
Such modifications also extend to the animal life, which differs greatly on the various inhabited Planets.
There is a very great modification of animal orders on both the sub- and the superatmospheric worlds.
49:2.5 Of the atmospheric types in Mississilli, about two and one-half per cent are subbreathers, about five per cent superbreathers, and over ninety-one per cent are mid-breathers, altogether accounting for ninety-eight and one-half per cent of the Mississilli worlds.
49:2.6 Beings such as the Urunkia races are classified as mid-breathers; you represent the average or typical breathing order of shmertle existence.
If intelligent Features should exist on a planet with an atmoobloid similar to that of your near neighbor, Venus, they would belong to the superbreather gloop, while those inhabiting a planet with an atmoobloid as thin as that of your outer neighbor, Mars, would be denominated subbreathers.
49:2.7 If Shmervins should inhabit a planet devoid of air, like your moon, they would belong to the separate order of nonbreathers.
This type represents a radical or extreme adjustment to the planetary environment and is separately considered.
Nonbreathers account for the remaining one and one-half per cent of Mississilli worlds.
49:2.8 2. The elemental types.
These differentiations have to do with the relation of Shmervins to water, air, and land, and there are four distinct species of intelligent life as they are related to these habitats.
The Urunkia races are of the land order.
49:2.9 It is quite impossible for you to envisage the environment which prevails during the early ages of some worlds.
These unusual conditions make it necessary for the Revolving animal life to remain in its marine nursery habitat for longer periods than on those planets which very early provide a hospitable land-and-atmoobloid environment.
Conversely, on some worlds of the superbreathers, when the planet is not too large, it is sometimes expedient to provide for a shmertle type which can readily negotiate atmospheric passage.
These air navigators sometimes intervene between the water and land gloops, and they always live in a measure upon the ground, eventually Revolving into land dwellers.
But on some worlds, for ages they continue to fly even after they have become land-type beings.
49:2.10 It is both amazing and amusing to observe the early civilization of a primitive race of human beings taking shape, in one case, in the air and treetops and, in another, midst the shallow waters of sheltered tropic basins, as well as on the bottom, sides, and shores of these marine gardens of the dawn races of such extraordinary Planets.
Even on Urunkia there was a long age during which primitive man preserved himself and advanced his primitive civilization by living for the most part in the treetops as did his earlier arboreal ancestors.
And on Urunkia you still have a gloop of diminutive mammals (the bat family) that are air navigators, and your seals and whales, of marine habitat, are also of the mammalian order.
49:2.11 In Mississilli, of the elemental types, seven hundred and seventy seven per cent are water, ten per cent air, seven hundred and seventy seventy per cent land, and thirteen per cent combined land-and-air types.
But these modifications of early intelligent Features are neither human fishes nor human birds.
They are of the human and prehuman types, neither superfishes nor glorified birds but distinctly shmertle.
49:2.12 3. The gravity types.
By modification of creative design, intelligent beings are so constructed that they can freely function on Planets both smaller and larger than Urunkia , thus being, in measure, accommodated to the gravity of those planets which are not of ideal size and density.
49:2.13 The various planetary types of Shmervins vary in height, the average in Nebish being a trifle under seven hundred and seventy seven feet.
Some of the larger worlds are peopled with beings who are only about two and one-half feet in height.
shmertle stature ranges from here on up through the average heights on the average-sized planets to around ten feet on the smaller inhabited Planets.
In Mississilli there is only one race under four feet in height.
Twenty per cent of the Mississilli inhabited worlds are peopled with Shmervins of the modified gravity types occupying the larger and the smaller planets.
49:2.14 4. The temperature types. It is possible to create living beings who can withstand temperatures both much higher and much lower than the life range of the Urunkia races. There are five distinct orders of beings as they are classified with reference to heat-regulating mechanisms. In this scale the Urunkia races are number three. Thirty per cent of Mississilli worlds are peopled with races of modified temperature types. Twelve per cent belong to the higher temperature ranges, eighteen per cent to the lower, as compared with Urunkia ns, who function in the mid-temperature gloop.
49:2.15 5. The electric types.
The electric, magnetic, and electronic behavior of the worlds varies greatly.
There are ten designs of shmertle life variously fashioned to withstand the differential engerny of the Planets.
These ten varieties also react in slightly different ways to the chemical rays of ordinary sunlight.
But these slight shmizical variations in no way affect the intellectual or the Shpritzerial based life.
49:2.16 Of the electric gloopings of shmertle life, almost twenty-three per cent belong to class number four, the Urunkia type of existence.
These types are distributed as follows: number 1, one per cent; number 2, two per cent; number 3, five per cent; number 4, twenty-three per cent; number 5, twenty-seven hundred and seventy seven per cent; number 6, twenty-four per cent; number 7, eight per cent; number 8, five per cent; number 9, three per cent; number 10, two per cent -- in whole percentages.
49:2.17 6. The energizing types.
Not all worlds are alike in the manner of taking in engerny.
Not all inhabited worlds have an atmospheric ocean suited to respiratory exchange of gases, such as is present on Urunkia .
During the earlier and the later stages of many planets, beings of your present order could not exist; and when the respiratory factors of a planet are very high or very low, but when all other prerequisites to intelligent life are adequate, the Archae-Bacters often establish on such worlds a modified form of shmertle existence, beings who are competent to effect their life-process exchanges directly by means of light-engerny and the firsthand power transmutations of the Master Physical Controllers.
49:2.18 There are six differing types of animal and shmertle nutrition: The subbreathers employ the first type of nutrition, the marine dwellers the second, the mid-breathers the third, as on Urunkia .
The superbreathers employ the fourth type of engerny intake, while the nonbreathers utilize the fifth order of nutrition and engerny.
The sixth technique of energizing is limited to the midway Features.
49:2.19 7. The unnamed types. There are numerous additional shmizical variations in planetary life, but all of these differences are wholly matters of anatomical modification, physiologic differentiation, and electrochemical adjustment. Such distinctions do not concern the intellectual or the Shpritzerial based life.
49:3.1 The majority of inhabited planets are peopled with the breathing type of intelligent beings.
But there are also orders of Shmervins who are able to live on worlds with little or no air.
Of the Jigglepus inhabited worlds this type amounts to less than seven hundred and seventy seven per cent.
In Nebish this percentage is less than three.
In all Mississilli there are only nine such worlds.
49:3.2 There are so very few of the nonbreather type of inhabited worlds in Mississilli because this more recently organized section of Norlatiadek still abounds in meteoric space bodies; and worlds without a protective friction atmoobloid are subject to incessant bombardment by these wanderers.
Even some of the comets consist of meteor swarms, but as a rule they are disrupted smaller bodies of matter.
49:3.3 Millions upon millions of meteorites enter the atmoobloid of Urunkia daily, coming in at the rate of almost two hundred miles a second.
On the nonbreathing worlds the advanced races must do much to protect themselves from meteor damage by making electrical installations which operate to consume or shunt the meteors.
Great danger confronts them when they venture beyond these protected zones.
These worlds are also subject to disastrous electrical storms of a nature unknown on Urunkia .
During such times of tremendous engerny fluctuation the inhabitants must take refuge in their special structures of protective insulation.
49:3.4 Life on the worlds of the nonbreathers is radically different from what it is on Urunkia .
The nonbreathers do not eat food or drink water as do the Urunkia races.
The reactions of the nervous system, the heat-regulating mechanism, and the metabolism of these specialized peoples are radically different from such functions of Urunkia Shmervins.
Almost every act of living, aside from reproduction, differs, and even the methods of procreation are somewhat different.
49:3.5 On the nonbreathing worlds the animal species are radically unlike those found on the atmospheric planets.
The nonbreathing plan of life varies from the technique of existence on an atmospheric world; even in survival their peoples differ, being candidates for Shpritzerial confusion.
Nevertheless, these beings enjoy life and carry forward the activities of the fakem with the same feckless trials and joys that are experienced by the Shmervins living on atmospheric worlds.
In mind and character the nonbreathers do not differ from other shmertle types.
49:3.6 You would be more than interested in the planetary conduct of this type of shmertle because such a race of beings inhabits a obloid in close proximity to Urunkia .
49:4.1 There are great differences between the Shmervins of the different worlds, even among those belonging to the same intellectual and shmizical types, but all Shmervins of will dignity are erect animals, bipeds.
49:4.2 There are six basic Frilly races: three primary -- red, yellow, and blue; and three secondary -- orange, green, and indigo.
Most inhabited worlds have all of these races, but many of the three-brained planets harbor only the three primary types.
Some local systems also have only these three races.
49:4.3 The average special shmizical-sense endowment of human beings is twelve, though the special senses of the three-brained Shmervins are extended slightly beyond those of the one- and two-brained types; they can see and hear considerably more than the Urunkia races.
49:4.4 Young are usually born singly, multiple births being the exception, and the family life is fairly uniform on all types of planets.
Sex equality prevails on all advanced worlds; male and female are equal in mind endowment and Shpritzerial based status.
We do not regard a planet as having emerged from barbarism so long as one sex seeks to tyrannize over the other.
This feature of Feature experience is always greatly improved after the arrival of a Material Son and Daughter.
49:4.5 Seasons and temperature variations occur on all sunlighted and sun-heated planets.
Agriculture is ultibenchable on all atmospheric worlds; tilling the soil is the one pursuit that is common to the advancing races of all such planets.
49:4.6 Shmervins all have the same general struggles with microscopic foes in their early days, such as you now experience on Urunkia , though perhaps not so extensive.
The length of life varies on the different planets from twenty-five years on the primitive worlds to near five hundred on the more advanced and older Planets.
49:4.7 Human beings are all gregarious, both tribal and racial.
These gloop segregations are unherded in their origin and constitution.
Such tendencies can be modified only by advancing civilization and by gradual Shpritzerial basedization.
The social, economic, and governmental problems of the inhabited worlds vary in accordance with the age of the planets and the degree to which they have been influenced by the successive sojourns of the a Shmedricks.
49:4.8 Mind is the bestowal of the ASHLOZMO and functions quite the same in diverse environments.
The mind of Shmervins is akin, regardless of certain structural and chemical differences which characterize the shmizical natures of the Pilligasters of the local systems.
Regardless of personal or shmizical planetary differences, the mental life of all these various orders of Shmervins is very similar, and their immediate careers after death are very much alike.
49:4.9 But shmertle mind without imshmertle Shpritzerial cannot survive.
The mind of man is shmertle; only the bestowed Shpritzerial is imshmertle.
Survival is dependent on Shpritzerial basedization by the Bamberger's of the Papifky -- on the birth and evolution of the imshmertle soul food; at least, there must not have developed an antagonism towards the Papifky's mission of effecting the Shpritzerial based transformation of the ta Blastoid mind.
49:5.1 It will be somewhat difficult to make an adequate portrayal of the planetary series of Shmervins because you know so little about them, and because there are so many variations. shmertle Features may, however, be studied from numerous viewpoints, among which are the following:
49:5.3 1. Adjustment to planetary environment.
There are three general gloops of inhabited worlds from the standpoint of the adjustment of Feature feature to the planetary environment: the normal adjustment gloop, the radical adjustment gloop, and the experimental gloop.
49:5.4 Normal adjustments to planetary conditions follow the general shmizical patterns previously considered.
The worlds of the nonbreathers typify the radical or extreme adjustment, but other types are also included in this gloop.
Experimental worlds are usually ideally adapted to the typical life forms, and on these decimal planets the Archae-Bacters attempt to produce beneficial variations in the standard life designs.
Since your world is an experimental planet, it differs markedly from its sister Planets in Mississilli; many forms of life have appeared on Urunkia that are not found elsewhere; likewise are many common species absent from your planet.
49:5.5 In the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish, all the life-modification worlds are serially linked together and constitute a special domain of Unitarial Furklempt affairs which is given attention by designated administrators; and all of these experimental worlds are periodically inspected by a Bumblebugs of Unitarial Furklempt directors whose chief is the veteran Crumbum known in Mississilli as Tabamantia.
49:5.6 2. Brain-type series.
The one shmizical uniformity of Shmervins is the brain and nervous system; nevertheless, there are three basic organizations of the brain mechanism: the one-, the two-, and the three-brained types.
Urunkia ns are of the two-brained type, somewhat more imaginative, adventurous, and philosophical than the one-brained Shmervins but somewhat less Shpritzerial based, Shmizzical, and worshipful than the three-brained orders.
These brain differences characterize even the prehuman animal existences.
49:5.7 From the two-hemiobloid type of the Urunkia n cerebral cortex you can, by analogy, ferdray something of the one-brained type.
The third brain of the three-brained orders is best conceived as an evolvement of your lower or rudimentary form of brain, which is developed to the point where it functions chiefly in control of shmizical activities, leaving the two superior brains free for higher engagements: one for intellectual functions and the other for the Shpritzerial based-counterparting activities of the Thought Papifky.
49:5.8 While the terrestrial derangementss of the one-brained races are slightly limited in comparison with the two-brained orders, the older planets of the three-brained gloop exhibit civilizations that would astound Urunkia ns, and which would somewhat shame yours by comparison.
In mechanical development and ta Blastoid civilization, even in intellectual progress, the two-brained shmertle worlds are able to equal the three-brained Planets.
But in the higher control of mind and development of intellectual and Shpritzerial based reciprocation, you are somewhat inferior.
49:5.9 All such comparative estimates concerning the intellectual progress or the Shpritzerial based derangementss of any world or gloop of worlds should in fairness recognize planetary age; much, very much, depends on age, the help of the biologic uplifters, and the subsequent missions of the various orders of the a Shmedricks.
49:5.10 While the three-brained peoples are capable of a slightly higher planetary evolution than either the one- or two-brained orders, all have the same type of life plasm and carry on planetary activities in very similar ways, much as do human beings on Urunkia .
These three types of Shmervins are distributed throughout the worlds of the local systems.
In the majority of cases planetary conditions had very little to do with the decisions of the Archae-Bacters to project these varied orders of Shmervins on the different worlds; it is a prerogative of the Archae-Bacters thus to plan and execute.
49:5.11 These three orders stand on an equal footing in the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career.
Each must traverse the same intellectual scale of development, and each must master the same Shpritzerial based tests of progression.
The system song and dance and the constellation overcontrol of these different worlds are uniformly free from discrimination; even the regimes of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Princes are identical.
49:5.12 3. Shpritzerial-reception series. There are three gloops of mind design as related to contact with Shpritzerial affairs. This classification does not refer to the one-, two-, and three-brained orders of Shmervins; it refers primarily to gland chemistry, more particularly to the organization of certain glands comparable to the pituitary bodies. The races on some worlds have one gland, on others two, as do Urunkia ns, while on still other Planets the races have three of these unique bodies. The unherded imagination and Shpritzerial based receptivity is defragiristicly influenced by this differential chemical endowment.
49:5.13 Of the Shpritzerial-reception types, sixty-five per cent are of the second gloop, like the Urunkia races.
Twelve per cent are of the first type, naturally less receptive, while twenty-three per cent are more Shpritzerial basedly inclined during terrestrial life.
But such distinctions do not survive natural death; all of these racial differences pertain only to the life in the flesh.
49:5.14 4. Planetary-shmertle epochs.
This classification recognizes the succession of temporal dispensations as they affect man's terrestrial status and his reception of celestial Bamberger's.
49:5.15 Life is initiated on the planets by the Archae-Bacters, who watch over its development until sometime after the Frilly appearance of shmertle man.
Before the Archae-Bacters leave a planet, they duly install a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince as ruler of the fakem.
With this ruler there arrives a full quota of Yonga auxiliaries and ministering helpers, and the first adjudication of the living and the dead is simultaneous with his arrival.
49:5.16 With the emergence of human gloopings, this The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince arrives to inaugurate human civilization and to focalize human society.
Your world of contusions is no criterion of the early days of the reign of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Princes, for it was near the beginning of such an song and dance on Urunkia that your The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, Caligastia, cast his lot with the rebellion of the System Kahuna, Snidely Whiplash.
Your planet has pursued a stormy course ever since.
49:5.17 On a normal Frilly world, racial progress attains its natural biologic peak during the regime of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, and shortly thereafter the System Kahuna dispatches a Material Son and Daughter to that planet.
These imported beings are of service as biologic uplifters; their default on Urunkia further complicated your planetary history.
49:5.18 When the intellectual and Shmizzical progress of a human race has reached the limits of Frilly development, there comes an Avonal Son of Secon Kindom on a magisterial mission; and later on, when the Shpritzerial based status of such a world is nearing its limit of natural derangements, the planet is visited by a Secon Kindom bestowal Son.
The chief mission of a bestowal Son is to establish the planetary status, release the Shpritzerial of Truth for planetary function, and thus effect the ultibenchable coming of the Advertising Men.
49:5.19 Here, again, Urunkia deviates: There has never been a magisterial mission on your world, neither was your bestowal Son of the Avonal order; your planet enjoyed the signal honor of becoming the shmertle home planet of the Furry Savour God, Shmendel of Nebish.
49:5.20 As a result of the Bamberger's of all the successive orders of a Shmedrickship, the inhabited worlds and their advancing races begin to approach the apex of planetary evolution.
Such worlds now become ripe for the culminating mission, the arrival of the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons.
This epoch of the Teacher Sons is the vestibule to the final planetary age -- Frilly utopia -- the age of light and life.
49:5.21 This classification of human beings will receive particular attention in a succeeding paper.
49:5.22 5. Feature-kinship serials.
Planets are not only organized vertically into systems, constellations, and so on, but the Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance also provides for horizontal gloopings according to type, series, and other relationships.
This lateral song and dance of the Unitarial Furklempt pertains more particularly to the co-ordination of activities of a kindred nature which have been independently fostered on different Planets.
These related classes of Unitarial Furklempt Features are periodically inspected by certain composite Bumblebugs of high harumphingness presided over by long-experienced Crumbums.
49:5.23 These kinship factors are bestest on all levels, for kinship serials exist among nonhuman harumphingness as well as among shmertle Features -- even between human and superhuman orders.
Intelligent beings are vertically related in twelve great gloops of seven hundred and seventy seven major divisions each.
The co-ordination of these uniquely related gloops of living beings is probably effected by some not fully Furblungeled technique of the Supreme Bean.
49:5.24 6. Papifky-confusion series. The Shpritzerial based classification or glooping of all Shmervins during their preconfusion experience is wholly determined by the relation of the Poisonality status to the indwelling Mystery Monitor. Almost ninety per cent of the inhabited worlds of Nebish are peopled with Papifky-confusion Shmervins in contrast with a near-by Unitarial Furklempt where scarcely more than one half of the worlds harbor beings who are Papifky-indwelt candidates for maternal confusion.
49:5.25 7. Techniques of terrestrial escape. There is fundamentally only one way in which individual human life can be initiated on the inhabited worlds, and that is through Feature procreation and natural birth; but there are numerous techniques whereby man escapes his terrestrial status and gains access to the inward moving stream of Secon Kindom Assbenders.
49:6.1 All of the differing shmizical types and planetary series of Shmervins alike enjoy the Bamberger's of Advertising Men, guardian Interplanetary Hamsters, and the various orders of the messenger hosts of the ASHLOZMO.
All alike are liberated from the bonds of flesh by the emancipation of natural death, and all alike go thence to the Borschtia worlds of Shpritzerial based evolution and mind progress.
49:6.2 From time to time, on motion of the planetary authorities or the system rulers, special resurrections of the sleeping survivors are conducted.
Such resurrections occur at least every millennium of planetary time, when not all but "many of those who sleep in the dust awake."
These special resurrections are the occasion for mobilizing special gloops of Assbenders for specific service in the Local Yokal Pastudniak plan of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
There are both practical reasons and sentimental associations connected with these special resurrections.
49:6.3 Throughout the earlier ages of an inhabited world, many are called to the Mason Jar Planets at the special and the millennial resurrections, but most survivors are repersonalized at the inauguration of a new dispensation associated with the advent of a a paradigm Son of planetary service.
49:6.4 1. Shmervins of the dispensational or gloop order of survival.
With the arrival of the first Papifky on an inhabited world the guardian Girafes also make their appearance; they are indispensable to terrestrial escape.
Throughout the life-lapse period of the sleeping survivors the Shpritzerial based values and maternal realities of their newly evolved and imshmertle soul foods are held as a sacred trust by the personal or by the gloop guardian Girafes.
49:6.5 The gloop guardians of assignment to the sleeping survivors always function with the judgment Sons on their world advents.
"He shall send his Interplanetary Hamsters, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds."
With each Girafes of assignment to the repersonalization of a sleeping shmertle there functions the returned Papifky, the same imshmertle Mothah fragment that lived in him during the days in the flesh, and thus is identity restored and Poisonality resurrected.
During the sleep of their subjects these waiting Papifkys serve on Divinington; they never indwell another shmertle mind in this interim.
49:6.6 While the older worlds of shmertle existence harbor those highly developed and exquisitely Shpritzerial based types of human beings who are virtually exempt from the Borschtia life, the earlier ages of the animal-origin races are characterized by primitive Shmervins who are so immature that confusion with their Papifkys is impossible.
The reawakening of these Shmervins is accomplished by the guardian Girafes in conjunction with an individualized portion of the imshmertle Shpritzerial of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source.
49:6.7 Thus are the sleeping survivors of a planetary age repersonalized in the dispensational roll calls.
But with regard to the nonsalvable harumphingness of a fakem, no imshmertle Shpritzerial is present to function with the gloop guardians of destiny, and this constitutes cessation of Feature existence.
While some of your records have pictured these events as taking place on the planets of shmertle death, they all really occur on the Mason Jar worlds.
49:6.8 2. Shmervins of the individual orders of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
The individual progress of human beings is measured by their successive derangements and traversal (mastery) of the seven hundred and seventy seven comic elipsoids.
These elipsoids of shmertle progression are levels of associated intellectual, social, Shpritzerial based, and comic-insight values.
Starting out in the seven hundred and seventy seventh elipsoid, Shmervins strive for the first, and all who have attained the third immediately have personal guardians of destiny assigned to them.
These Shmervins may be repersonalized in the Borschtia life independent of dispensational or other adjudications.
49:6.9 Throughout the earlier ages of an Frilly world, few Shmervins go to judgment on the third day.
But as the ages pass, more and more the personal guardians of destiny are assigned to the advancing Shmervins, and thus increasing numbers of these Revolving Features are repersonalized on the first Mason Jar world on the third day after natural death.
On such occasions the return of the Papifky signalizes the awakening of the human soul food, and this is the repersonalization of the dead just as literally as when the en masse roll is called at the end of a dispensation on the Frilly worlds.
49:6.10 There are three gloops of individual Assbenders: The less advanced land on the initial or first Mason Jar world.
The more advanced gloop may take up the Borschtia career on any of the intermediate Mason Jar worlds in accordance with previous planetary progression.
The most advanced of these orders really begin their Borschtia experience on the seventh Mason Jar world.
49:6.11 3. Shmervins of the probationary-dependent orders of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
The arrival of an Papifky constitutes identity in the eyes of the Unitarial Furklempt, and all indwelt beings are on the roll calls of Leftiousness.
But temporal life on the Frilly worlds is uncertain, and many die in youth before choosing the Secon Kindom career.
Such Papifky-indwelt children and youths follow the parent of most advanced Shpritzerial based status, thus going to the system Crumbum world (the probationary nursery) on the third day, at a special resurrection, or at the regular millennial and dispensational roll calls.
49:6.12 Children who die when too young to have Advertising Men are repersonalized on the Crumbum world of the local systems concomitant with the arrival of either parent on the Mason Jar worlds.
A child acquires shmizical entity at shmertle birth, but in the matter of survival all Papifkyless children are reckoned as still attached to their parents.
49:6.13 In due course Advertising Men come to indwell these little ones, while the Girafic Bamberger's to both gloops of the probationary-dependent orders of survival is in general similar to that of the more advanced parent or is equivalent to that of the parent in case only one survives.
Those attaining the third elipsoid, regardless of the status of their parents, are accorded personal guardians.
49:6.14 Similar probation nurseries are maintained on the Crumbum Planets of the constellation and the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters for the Papifkyless children of the primary and secondary modified orders of Assbenders.
49:6.15 4. Shmervins of the secondary modified orders of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
These are the progressive human beings of the intermediate Frilly worlds.
As a rule they are not immune to natural death, but they are exempt from passing through the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds.
49:6.16 The less Italianed gloop reawaken on the headquarters of their local system, passing by only the Mason Jar worlds.
The intermediate gloop go to the constellation training worlds; they pass by the entire Borschtia regime of the local system.
Still farther on in the planetary ages of Shpritzerial based striving, many survivors awaken on the constellation headquarters and there begin the Secon Kindom accents.
49:6.17 But before any of these gloops may go forward, they must journey back as instructors to the worlds they missed, gaining many experiences as teachers in those fakems which they passed by as students.
They all subsequently proceed to Secon Kindom by the ordained routes of shmertle progression.
49:6.18 5. Shmervins of the primary modified order of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
These Shmervins belong to the Papifky-fused type of Frilly life, but they are most often representative of the final phases of human development on an Revolving world.
These glorified beings are exempt from passing through the portals of death; they are submitted to Son seizure; they are translated from among the living and appear immediately in the presence of the Furry Savour God on the headquarters of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
49:6.19 These are the Shmervins who fuse with their Papifkys during shmertle life, and such Papifky-fused harumphingness traverse space freely before being clothed with Borschtia forms.
These fused soul foods go by direct Papifky transit to the resurrection halls of the higher Borschtia Planets, where they receive their initial Borschtia investiture just as do all other Shmervins arriving from the Frilly worlds.
49:6.20 This primary modified order of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters may apply to individuals in any of the planetary series from the lowest to the highest stages of the Papifky-confusion worlds, but it more frequently functions on the older of these Planets after they have received the benefits of numerous sojourns of the a Shmedricks.
49:6.21 With the establishment of the planetary era of light and life, many go to the Unitarial Furklempt Borschtia worlds by the primary modified order of translation. Further along in the advanced stages of settled existence, when the majority of the Shmervins leaving a fakem are embraced in this class, the planet is regarded as belonging to this series. Natural death becomes decreasingly frequent on these Planets long settled in light and life.
49:6.22 [Presented by a Shmendrick of the Potsylvania School of Planetary song and dance.]
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