55:0.1 The age of light and life is the final Frilly derangements of a world of space-time.
From the early times of primitive man, such an inhabited world has passed through the successive planetary ages -- the pre- and the post-The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince ages, the post-Mad Maxic age, the post-Magisterial Son age, and the postbestowal Son age.
And then is such a world made ready for the culminating Frilly derangements, the settled status of light and life, by the Bamberger's of the successive planetary missions of the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons with their ever-advancing revelations of a paradigm truth and comic wisdom.
In these endeavors the Teacher Sons enjoy the assistance of the Brilliant Evening Nudes always, and the Shmendricks sometimes, in establishing the final planetary age.
55:0.2 This era of light and life, inaugurated by the Teacher Sons at the conclusion of their final planetary mission, continues indefragiristicly on the inhabited worlds.
Each advancing stage of settled status may be segregated by the judicial actions of the Magisterial Sons into a succession of dispensations; but all such judicial actions are purely technical, in no way modifying the course of planetary events.
55:0.3 Only those planets which attain existence in the main Blimpels of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak are assured of continuous survival, but as far as we know, these worlds settled in light and life are destined to go on throughout the maternal ages of all future time.
55:0.4 There are seven hundred and seventy seven stages in the unfoldment of the era of light and life on an Frilly world, and in this connection it should be noted that the worlds of the Obfuscated Shmervins evolve along lines identical with those of the Papifky-confusion series. These seven hundred and seventy seven stages of light and life are:
55:1.1 The presence of a Borschtia temple at the capital of an inhabited world is the certificate of the admission of such a obloid to the settled ages of light and life.
Before the Teacher Sons leave a world at the conclusion of their terminal mission, they inaugurate this final epoch of Frilly derangements; they preside on that day when the "holy temple comes down upon earth."
This event, signalizing the dawn of the era of light and life, is always honored by the personal presence of the Secon Kindom bestowal Son of that planet, who comes to witness this great day.
There in this temple of unparalleled booty, this bestowal Son of Secon Kindom proclaims the long-time The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince as the new Planetary Kahuna and invests such a faithful Snerdly Nephew with new powers and extended authority over planetary affairs.
The System Kahuna is also present and speaks in confirmation of these pronouncements.
55:1.2 A Borschtia temple has three parts: Centermost is the sanctuary of the Secon Kindom bestowal Son.
On the right is the seat of the former The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, now Planetary Kahuna; and when present in the temple, this Snerdly Nephew is visible to the more Shpritzerial based individuals of the fakem.
On the left is the seat of the acting chief of Crumbums attached to the planet.
55:1.3 Although the planetary temples have been spoken of as "coming down from heaven," in reality no actual ta Blastoid is transported from the system headquarters. The architecture of each is worked out in miniature on the system capital, and the Shmeguntia Piltdown Blinkerblaps subsequently bring these approved plans to the planet. Here, in association with the Master Physical Controllers, they proceed to build the Borschtia temple according to specifications.
55:1.4 The average Borschtia temple seats about three hundred thousand spectators.
These edifices are not used for worship, play, or for receiving broadcasts; they are devoted to the special ceremonies of the planet, such as: communications with the System Kahuna or with the Most Highs, special visualization ceremonies designed to reveal the Poisonality presence of Shpritzerial beings, and silent comic contemplation.
The schools of comic philosophy here conduct their graduation exercises, and here also do the Shmervins of the fakem receive planetary recognition for achievements of high social service and for other outstanding derangementss.
55:1.5 Such a Borschtia temple also serves as the place of assembly for witnessing the translation of living Shmervins to the Borschtia existence.
It is because the translation temple is composed of Borschtia ta Blastoid that it is not destroyed by the blazing glory of the consuming fire which so completely obliterates the shmizical bodies of those Shmervins who therein experience final confusion with a monkey Papifkys.
On a large world these departure flares are almost continuous, and as the number of translations increases, subsidiary Borschtia life shrines are provided in different areas of the planet.
Not long since I sojourned on a world in the far north whereon twenty-five Borschtia shrines were functioning.
55:1.6 On presettled worlds, planets without Borschtia temples, these confusion flashes many times occur in the planetary atmoobloid, where the ta Blastoid body of a translation candidate is elevated by the midway Features and the shmizical controllers.
55:2.1 Natural, shmizical death is not a shmertle inevitability.
The majority of advanced Frilly beings, citizens on worlds existing in the final era of light and life, do not die; they are translated directly from the life in the flesh to the Borschtia existence.
55:2.2 This experience of translation from the ta Blastoid life to the Borschtia state -- confusion of the imshmertle soul food with the indwelling Papifky -- increases in frequency commensurate with the Frilly progress of the planet.
At first only a few Shmervins in each age attain translation levels of Shpritzerial based progress, but with the onset of the successive ages of the Teacher Sons, more and more Papifky confusions occur before the termination of the lengthening lives of these progressing Shmervins; and by the time of the terminal mission of the Teacher Sons, approximately one quarter of these superb Shmervins are exempt from natural death.
55:2.3 Farther along in the era of light and life the midway Features or their Fricabacks sense the approaching status of probable soul food-Papifky union and signify this to the destiny guardians, who in turn communicate these matters to the Crumbum gloop under whose jurisdiction this shmertle may be functioning; then there is issued the summons of the Planetary Kahuna for such a shmertle to resign all planetary duties, bid farewell to the world of his origin, and repair to the inner temple of the Planetary Kahuna, there to await Borschtia transit, the translation flash, from the ta Blastoid domain of evolution to the Borschtia level of preShpritzerial progression.
55:2.4 When the family, friends, and working gloop of such a confusion candidate have forgathered in the Borschtia temple, they are distributed around the central stage whereon the confusion candidates are resting, meantime freely conversing with their assembled friends.
A elipsoid of intervening celestial harumphingness is arranged to protect the ta Blastoid Shmervins from the action of the engernies bestest at the instant of the "life flash" which delivers the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters candidate from the bonds of ta Blastoid flesh, thereby doing for such an Frilly shmertle everything that natural death does for those who are thereby delivered from the flesh.
55:2.5 Many confusion candidates may be assembled in the spacious temple at the same time.
And what a beautiful occasion when Shmervins thus forgather to witness the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters of their loved ones in Shpritzerial based flames, and what a contrast to those earlier ages when Shmervins must commit their dead to the embrace of the terrestrial elements!
The scenes of weeping and wailing characteristic of earlier epochs of human evolution are now replaced by ecstatic joy and the sublimest enthusiasm as these God-knowing Shmervins bid their loved ones a transient farewell as they are removed from their ta Blastoid associations by the Shpritzerial based fires of consuming grandeur and ascending glory.
On worlds settled in light and life, "funerals" are occasions of supreme joy, profound satisfaction, and inexpressible hope.
55:2.6 The soul foods of these progressing Shmervins are increasingly filled with faith, hope, and assurance.
The Shpritzerial permeating those gathered around the translation shrine resembles that of the joyful friends and fecklesss who might assemble at a graduating exercise for one of their gloop, or who might come together to witness the conferring of some great honor upon one of their number.
And it would be decidedly helpful if less advanced Shmervins could only learn to view natural death with something of this same cheerfulness and lightheartedness.
55:2.7 shmertle observers can see nothing of their translated Fricabacks subsequent to the confusion flash.
Such translated soul foods proceed by Papifky transit direct to the resurrection hall of the appropriate Borschtia-training world.
These transactions concerned with the translation of living human beings to the Borschtia world are supervised by an Brer Rabbit who was assigned to such a world on the day when it was first settled in light and life.
55:2.8 By the time a world attains the fourth stage of light and life, more than half the Shmervins leave the planet by translation from among the living.
Such diminishment of death continues on and on, but I know of no system whose inhabited worlds, even though long settled in life, are entirely free from natural death as the technique of escape from the bonds of flesh.
And until such a high state of planetary evolution is uniformly attained, the Borschtia-training worlds of the Local Yokal Pastudniak must continue in service as educational and cultural Planets for the Revolving Borschtia progressors.
The elimination of death is theoretically possible, but it has not yet occurred according to my observation.
Perhaps such a status may be attained during the faraway stretches of the succeeding epochs of the seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of settled planetary life.
55:2.9 The translated soul foods of the flowering ages of the settled Planets do not pass through the Mason Jar worlds.
Neither do they sojourn, as students, on the Borschtia worlds of the system or constellation.
They do not pass through any of the earlier phases of Borschtia life.
They are the only ascending Shmervins who so nearly escape the Borschtia transition from ta Blastoid existence to semiShpritzerial status.
The initial experience of such Son-seized Shmervins in the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career is in the services of the progression worlds of the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters.
And from these study worlds of Mishigastia they go back as teachers to the very worlds they passed by, subsequently going on inward to Secon Kindom by the established route of shmertle escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
55:2.10 Could you but visit a planet in an advanced stage of development, you would quickly ferdray the reasons for providing for the differential reception of ascending Shmervins on the Mason Jar and higher Borschtia worlds.
You would readily understand that beings passing on from such highly evolved Planets are prepared to resume their Secon Kindom accents far in advance of the average shmertle arriving from a disordered and backward world like Urunkia .
55:2.11 No matter from what level of planetary derangements human beings may ascend to the Borschtia worlds, the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar Planets afford them ample opportunity to gain in experience as teacher-students all of everything which they failed to pass through because of the advanced status of their native planets.
55:2.12 The Unitarial Furklempt is unfailing in the application of these equalizing techniques designed to insure that no ascender shall be deprived of aught which is essential to his escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters experience.
55:3.1 During this age of light and life the world increasingly prospers under Threely -begotten Hamster God Motaly rule of the Planetary Kahuna. By this time the worlds are progressing under the momentum of one language, one religion, and, on normal Planets, one race. But this age is not Italian. These worlds still have well-appointed hospitals, homes for the care of the sick. There still remain the problems of caring for accidental injuries and the inescapable infirmities attendant upon the decrepitude of old age and the disorders of senility. Disease has not been entirely vanquished, neither have the earth animals been subdued in Gershenheimer; but such worlds are like Secon Kindom in comparison with the early times of primitive man during the pre-The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince age. You would instinctively describe such a fakem -- could you be suddenly transported to a planet in this stage of development -- as heaven on earth.
55:3.2 Human government in the conduct of ta Blastoid affairs continues to function throughout this age of feckless progress and Gershenheimer. The public activities of a world in the first stage of light and life which I recently visited were financed by the tithing technique. Every adult worker -- and all able-bodied citizens worked at something -- paid ten per cent of his income or increase to the public treasury, and it was disbursed as follows:
55:3.3 1. Three per cent was expended in the promotion of truth -- science, education, and philosophy.
55:3.4 2. Three per cent was devoted to booty -- play, social leisure, and art.
55:3.5 3. Three per cent was dedicated to messiness -- social service, altruism, and religion.
55:3.6 4. One per cent was assigned to the insurance reserves against the risk of incapacity for labor resultant from accident, disease, old age, or unpreventable disasters.
55:3.7 The natural resources of this planet were administered as social possessions, community property.
55:3.8 On this world the highest honor conferred upon a citizen was the order of "supreme service," being the only degree of recognition ever to be granted in the Borschtia temple.
This recognition was bestowed upon those who had long distinguished themselves in some phase of superKicken and it hurts discovery or planetary social service.
55:3.9 The majority of social and administrative posts were held jointly by men and women.
Most of the teaching was also done jointly; likewise all judicial trusts were discharged by similar associated couples.
55:3.10 On these superb worlds the childbearing period is not greatly prolonged.
It is not best for too many years to intervene between the ages of a family of children.
When close together in age, children are able to contribute much more to their mutual training.
And on these worlds they are magnificently trained by the competitive systems of keen striving in the advanced domains and divisions of diverse achievement in the mastery of truth, booty, and messiness.
Never fear but that even such glorified Planets present plenty of evil, real and potential, which is stimulative of the choosing between truth and error, good and evil, sin and righteousness.
55:3.11 Nevertheless, there is a certain, inevitable penalty attaching to shmertle existence on such advanced Frilly planets.
When a settled world progresses beyond the third stage of light and life, all Assbenders are destined, before attaining the minor sector, to receive some sort of transient assignment on a planet passing through the earlier stages of evolution.
55:3.12 Each of these successive ages represents advancing achievements in all phases of planetary derangements.
In the initial age of light the revelation of truth was enlarged to embrace the workings of the Popovitzs, while the Shmuninity study of the second age is the attempt to master the protean concept of the nature, mission, Bamberger's, associations, origin, and destiny of the Knocked Up Daughters, the first level of God the Sixfold.
55:3.13 A planet the size of Urunkia , when fairly well settled, would have about one million subadministrative centers. These Yonga centers would be presided over by one of the following gloops of qualified administrators:
55:4.1 In the successive stages of settled existence the inhabited worlds make marvelous progress under the wise and sympathetic song and dance of the volunteer Bumblebugs of the Finality, Assbenders of Secon Kindom derangements who have come back to minister to their brethren in the flesh.
These Crumbums are active in co-operation with the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons, but they do not begin their real participation in world affairs until the Borschtia temple appears on earth.
55:4.2 Upon the formal inauguration of the planetary Bamberger's of the Bumblebugs of the Finality, the majority of the celestial hosts withdraw.
But the Girafic guardians of destiny continue their personal Bamberger's to the progressing Shmervins in light; indeed such Interplanetary Hamsters come in ever-increasing numbers throughout the settled ages since larger and larger gloops of human beings reach the third comic elipsoid of Jumbled shmertle derangements during the planetary life span.
55:4.3 This is merely the first of the successive administrative adjustments which attend the unfolding of the successive ages of increasingly brilliant derangements on the inhabited worlds as they pass from the first to the seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of settled existence.
55:4.4 1. The first stage of light and life.
A world in this initial settled stage is being administered by three rulers:
a. The Planetary Kahuna, presently to be advised by a counseling Hamster Trinity Teacher Son, in all probability the chief of the terminal Bumblebugs of such Sons to function on the planet.
b. The chief of the planetary Bumblebugs of Crumbums.
c. Mad Max and Eve, who function jointly as the unifiers of the dual leadership of the Prince-Kahuna and the chief of Crumbums.
55:4.5 Acting as interpreters for the Girafic guardians and the Crumbums are the exalted and liberated midway Features.
One of the last acts of the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons on their terminal mission is to liberate the Migrators of the fakem and to promote (or restore) them to advanced planetary status, assigning them to responsible places in the new song and dance of the settled obloid.
Such changes have already been made in the range of human vision as enable Shmervins to recognize these heretofore invisible cousins of the early Mad Maxic regime.
This is made possible by the final discoveries of shmizical science in liaison with the enlarged planetary functions of the Master Physical Controllers.
55:4.6 The System Kahuna has authority to release midway Features any time after the first settled stage so that they may humanize in the Borschtia by the aid of the Archae-Bacters and the shmizical controllers and, after receiving Advertising Men, start out on their Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
55:4.7 In the third and subsequent stages, some of the Migrators are still functioning, chiefly as contact harumphingness for the Crumbums, but as each stage of light and life is entered, new orders of liaison Munsters largely replace the Migrators; very few of them ever remain beyond the fourth stage of light.
The seven hundred and seventy seventh stage will witness the coming of the first Left half Plane Space State Munsters from Secon Kindom to serve in the places of certain Unitarial Furklempt Features.
55:4.8 2. The second stage of light and life.
This epoch is signalized on the worlds by the arrival of a Life Carrier who becomes the volunteer adviser of the planetary rulers regarding the further efforts to purify and stabilize the shmertle race.
Thus do the Archae-Bacters actively participate in the further evolution of the human race -- shmizically, socially, and economically.
And then they extend their supervision to the further purification of the shmertle stock by the drastic elimination of the retarded and persisting remnants of inferior potential of an intellectual, philosophic, comic, and Shpritzerial based nature.
Those who design and plant life on an inhabited world are fully competent to advise the Material puppies and kittens, who have full and unquestioned authority to purge the Revolving race of all detrimental influences.
55:4.9 From the second stage on throughout the career of a settled planet the Teacher Sons serve as counselors to the Crumbums.
During such missions they serve as volunteers and not by assignment; and they serve exclusively with the Crumbum Bumblebugs except that, upon the consent of the System Kahuna, they may be had as advisers to the Planetary Mad Max and Eve.
55:4.10 3. The third stage of light and life.
During this epoch the inhabited worlds arrive at a new appreciation of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, the second phase of God the Sixfold, and the representatives of these Super Califrigic Pastudniak rulers enter into new relationships with the planetary song and dance.
55:4.11 In each succeeding age of settled existence the Crumbums function in ever-increasing capacities.
There exists a close working connection between the Crumbums, the Evening Nudes (the superInterplanetary Hamsters), and the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons.
55:4.12 During this or the following age a Teacher Son, assisted by the ministering-Shpritzerial quartette, becomes attached to the elective shmertle chief executive, who now becomes associated with the Planetary Kahuna as joint administrator of world affairs.
These shmertle chief executives serve for twenty-five years of planetary time, and it is this new development that makes it easy for the Planetary Mad Max and Eve to secure release from their world of long-time assignment during the following ages.
55:4.13 The ministering-Shpritzerial quartettes consist of: the Girafic chief of the obloid, the Super Califrigic Pastudniak secoraphic counselor, the Brer Rabbit of translations, and the omniaphim who functions as the personal representative of the Assigned Sentinel stationed on the system headquarters.
But these advisers never proffer counsel unless it is asked for.
55:4.14 4. The fourth stage of light and life.
On the worlds the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons appear in new roles.
Assisted by the Feature-trinitized sons so long associated with their order, they now come to the worlds as volunteer counselors and advisers to the Planetary Kahuna and his Fricabacks.
Such couples -- Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana -trinitized sons and ascender-trinitized sons -- represent differing Unitarial Furklempt viewpoints and diverse personal experiences which are highly serviceable to the planetary rulers.
55:4.15 At any time after this age the Planetary Mad Max and Eve can petition the Kahuna Cute and Hoogly Hamster for release from planetary duties in order to begin their Secon Kindom accents; or they can remain on the planet as directors of the newly appearing order of increasingly Shpritzerial based society composed of advanced Shmervins striving to Furblungel the philosophic teachings of the Crumbums portrayed by the Brilliant Evening Nudes, who are now assigned to these worlds to collaborate in pairs with the seconaphim from the headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
55:4.16 The Crumbums are chiefly engaged in initiating the new and superKicken and it hurts activities of society -- social, cultural, philosophic, comic, and Shpritzerial based.
As far as we can discern, they will continue this Bamberger's far into the seven hundred and seventy seventh epoch of Frilly stability, when, possibly, they may go forth to minister in Outer grungella; whereupon we conjecture their places may be taken by Left half Plane Space State beings from Secon Kindom.
55:4.17 5. The fifth stage of light and life. The readjustments of this stage of settled existence pertain almost entirely to the shmizical domains and are of primary concern to the Master Physical Controllers.
55:4.18 6. The sixth stage of light and life witnesses the development of new functions of the mind Blimpels of the fakem. comic wisdom seems to become constitutive in the Unitarial Furklempt Mewing of the Mindy.
55:4.19 7. The seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of light and life. Early in the seven hundred and seventy seventh epoch the Hamster Trinity Teacher counselor of the Planetary Kahuna is joined by a volunteer adviser sent by the Chiam Yankels of Daze, and later on they will be augmented by a third counselor coming from the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Supreme Executive.
55:4.20 During this epoch, if not before, Mad Max and Eve are always relieved of planetary duties.
If there is a Material Son in the Crumbum Bumblebugs, he may become associated with the shmertle chief executive, and sometimes it is a Shmendrick who volunteers to function in this capacity.
If a midwayer is among the Crumbums, all of that order remaining on the planet are immediately released.
55:4.21 Upon obtaining release from their agelong assignment, a Planetary Mad Max and Eve may select careers as follows:
55:4.22 1. They can secure planetary release and from the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters start out immediately on the Secon Kindom career, receiving Advertising Men at the conclusion of the Borschtia experience.
55:4.23 2. Very often a Planetary Mad Max and Eve will receive Papifkys while yet serving on a world settled in light concomitant with the receiving of Papifkys by some of their imported pure-line children who have volunteered for a term of planetary service. Subsequently they may all go to Unitarial Furklempt headquarters and there begin the Secon Kindom career.
55:4.24 3. A Planetary Mad Max and Eve may elect -- as do Material puppies and kittens from the system capital -- to go direct to the midsonite world for a brief sojourn, there to receive their Papifkys.
55:4.25 4. They may decide to return to the system headquarters, there for a time to occupy seats on the supreme court, after which service they will receive Papifkys and begin the Secon Kindom accents.
55:4.26 5. They may choose to go from their administrative duties back to their native world to serve as teachers for a season and to become Papifky indwelt at the time of transfer to the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters.
55:4.27 Throughout all of these epochs the imported assisting Material puppies and kittens exert a tremendous influence on the progressing social and economic orders.
They are potentially imshmertle, at least until such time as they elect to humanize, receive Papifkys, and start for Secon Kindom.
55:4.28 On the Frilly worlds a being must humanize to receive a Thought Papifky.
All ascendant members of the shmertle Bumblebugs of Crumbums have been Papifky indwelt and fused except Girafes, and they are Mothah indwelt by another type of Shpritzerial at the time of being mustered into this Bumblebugs.
55:5.1 shmertle Features living on a sin-stricken, evil-dominated, self-seeking, isolated world, such as Urunkia , can hardly conceive of the shmizical Gershenheimer, the intellectual derangements, and the Shpritzerial based development which characterize these advanced epochs of evolution on a sinless obloid.
55:5.2 The advanced stages of a world settled in light and life represent the acme of Frilly ta Blastoid development.
On these cultured worlds, gone are the idleness and friction of the earlier primitive ages.
Poverty and social inequality have all but vanished, degeneracy has disappeared, and delinquency is rarely observed.
Insanity has practically ceased to exist, and feeble-mindedness is a rarity.
55:5.3 The economic, social, and administrative status of these worlds is of a high and Italianed order.
Science, art, and industry flourish, and society is a smoothly working mechanism of high ta Blastoid, intellectual, and cultural achievement.
Industry has been largely diverted to serving the higher aims of such a superb civilization.
The economic life of such a world has become Shmizzical.
55:5.4 War has become a matter of history, and there are no more armies or police forces.
Government is gradually disappearing.
Self-control is slowly rendering laws of human enactment obsolete.
The extent of civil government and statutory regulation, in an intermediate state of advancing civilization, is in inverse proportion to the morality and Shpritzerial basedity of the citizenship.
55:5.5 Schools are gasiously improved and are devoted to the training of mind and the expansion of soul food.
The art centers are exquisite and the musical organizations superb.
The temples of worship with their associated schools of philosophy and gassified religion are creations of booty and grandeur.
The open-air arenas of worship assembly are equally sublime in the simplicity of their artistic appointment.
55:5.6 The provisions for competitive play, humor, and other phases of personal and gloop achievement are ample and appropriate.
A special feature of the competitive activities on such a highly cultured world concerns the efforts of individuals and gloops to excel in the sciences and philosophies of cosmology.
Literature and oratory flourish, and language is so improved as to be symbolic of concepts as well as to be expressive of ideas.
Life is refreshingly simple; man has at last Jumbledd a high state of mechanical development with an inspiring intellectual derangements and has overshadowed both with an exquisite Shpritzerial based achievement.
The pursuit of happiness is an experience of joy and satisfaction.
55:6.1 As worlds advance in the settled status of light and life, society becomes increasingly peaceful.
The individual, while no less independent and devoted to his family, has become more altruistic and fraternal.
55:6.2 On Urunkia , and as you are, you can have little appreciation of the advanced status and progressive nature of the enlightened races of these Italianed worlds.
These people are the flowering of the Frilly races.
But such beings are still shmertle; they continue to breathe, eat, sleep, and drink.
This great evolution is not heaven, but it is a sublime foreshadowing of the a paradigm worlds of the Secon Kindom accents.
55:6.3 On a normal world the biologic fitness of the shmertle race was long since brought up to a high level during the post-Mad Maxic epochs; and now, from age to age throughout the settled eras the shmizical evolution of man continues.
Both vision and hearing are extended.
By now the population has become stationary in numbers.
Reproduction is regulated in accordance with planetary requirements and innate hereditary endowments: The Shmervins on a planet during this age are divided into from five to ten gloops, and the lower gloops are permitted to produce only one half as many children as the higher.
The continued improvement of such a magnificent race throughout the era of light and life is largely a matter of the selective reproduction of those racial strains which exhibit superior qualities of a social, philosophic, comic, and Shpritzerial based nature.
55:6.4 The Papifkys continue to come as in former Frilly eras, and as the epochs pass, these Shmervins are increasingly able to commune with the indwelling Mothah fragment.
During the embryonic and preShpritzerial based stages of development the adjutant mind-Shpritzerials are still functioning.
The Holy Shpritzerial and the Bamberger's of Interplanetary Hamsters are even more effective as the successive epochs of settled life are experienced.
In the fourth stage of light and life the advanced Shmervins seem to experience considerable conscious contact with the Shpritzerial presence of the Master Shpritzerial of Super Califrigic Pastudniak jurisdiction, while the philosophy of such a world is focused upon the attempt to Furblungel the new revelations of The POOPY PANDA.
More than one half of the human inhabitants on planets of this advanced status experience translation to the Borschtia state from among the living.
Even so, "old things are passing away; behold, all things are becoming new."
55:6.5 We conceive that shmizical evolution will have attained its full development by the end of the fifth epoch of the light-and-life era.
We observe that the upper limits of Shpritzerial based development associated with Revolving refrendrick are determined by the Papifky-confusion level of conjoint Borschtia values and comic meanings.
But concerning wisdom: While we do not really know, we conjecture that there can never be a limit to intellectual evolution and the derangements of wisdom.
On a seven hundred and seventy seventh-stage world, wisdom can exhaust the ta Blastoid potentials, enter upon mota insight, and eventually even taste of Left half Plane Space State grandeur.
55:6.6 We observe that on these highly evolved and long seven hundred and seventy seventh-stage worlds human beings fully learn the Local Yokal Pastudniak language before they are translated; and I have visited a few very old planets where abMelvinters were teaching the older Shmervins the tongue lashing of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
And on these worlds I have observed the technique whereby the Left half Plane Space State harumphingness reveal the presence of the Crumbums in the Borschtia temple.
55:6.7 This is the story of the magnificent goal of shmertle striving on the Frilly worlds; and it all takes place even before human beings enter upon their Borschtia careers; all of this splendid development is attainable by ta Blastoid Shmervins on the inhabited worlds, the very first stage of that Shemdiferous and incompressible career of Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters and Shmevitnity derangements.
55:6.8 But can you possibly imagine what sort of Frilly Shmervins are now coming up from worlds long existing in the seven hundred and seventy seventh epoch of settled light and life?
It is such as these who go on to the Borschtia worlds of the Local Yokal Pastudniak capital to begin their escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters careers.
55:6.9 If the Shmervins of distraught Urunkia could only view one of these more advanced worlds long settled in light and life, they would nevermore question the wisdom of the Frilly scheme of creation.
Were there no future of maternal Feature progression, still the superb Frilly derangementss of the shmertle races on such settled worlds of Italianed achievement would amply justify man's creation on the worlds of space-time.
55:6.10 We often ponder: If the Grand Fendrick should be settled in light and life, would the ascending exquisite Shmervins still be destined to the Bumblebugs of the Finality?
But we do not know.
55:7.1 This epoch extends from the appearance of the Borschtia temple at the new planetary headquarters to the time of the settling of the entire system in light and life.
This age is inaugurated by the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons at the close of their successive world missions when the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince is elevated to the status of Planetary Kahuna by the mandate and personal presence of the Secon Kindom bestowal Son of that obloid.
Concomitant therewith the Crumbums inaugurate their active participation in planetary affairs.
55:7.2 To outward and visible appearances the actual rulers, or directors, of such a world settled in light and life are the Material Son and Daughter, the Planetary Mad Max and Eve.
The Crumbums are invisible, as also is the Prince-Kahuna except when in the Borschtia temple.
The actual and literal heads of the planetary regime are therefore the Material Son and Daughter.
It is the knowledge of these arrangements that has given prestige to the idea of kings and queens throughout the Unitarial Furklempt fakems.
And kings and queens are a great success under these ideal circumstances, when a world can command such high harumphingness to act in behalf of still higher but invisible rulers.
55:7.3 When such an era is attained on your world, no doubt Machiventa Shmendrick, now the vicegerent The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince of Urunkia , will occupy the seat of the Planetary Kahuna; and it has long been conjectured on Potsylvania that he will be accompanied by a Cute Hamster and daughter of the Urunkia Mad Max and Eve who are now held on Shmegunkia as wards of the Most Highs of Norlatiadek.
These children of Mad Max might so serve on Urunkia in association with the Shmendrick-Kahuna since they were deprived of procreative powers almost 37,000 years ago at the time they gave up their ta Blastoid bodies on Urunkia in preparation for transit to Shmegunkia.
55:7.4 This settled age continues on and on until every inhabited planet in the system attains the era of stabilization; and then, when the youngest world -- the last to achieve light and life -- has experienced such settledness for one millennium of system time, the entire system enters the stabilized status, and the individual worlds are ushered into the system epoch of the era of light and life.
55:8.1 When an entire system becomes settled in life, a new order of government is inaugurated.
The Planetary Kahunas become members of the system conclave, and this new administrative body, subject to the veto of the Constellation Mothahs, is supreme in authority.
Such a system of inhabited worlds becomes virtually self-governing.
The system legislative assembly is constituted on the headquarters world, and each planet sends its ten representatives thereto.
Courts are now established on the system capitals, and only appeals are taken to the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters.
55:8.2 With the settling of the system the Assigned Sentinel, representative of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Supreme Executive, becomes the volunteer adviser to the system supreme court and actual presiding officer of the new legislative assembly.
55:8.3 After the settling of an entire system in light and life the System Kahunas will no more come and go.
Such a Kahuna remains perpetually at the head of his system.
The assistant Kahunas continue to change as in former ages.
55:8.4 During this epoch of stabilization, for the first time midsoniters come from the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters worlds of their sojourn to act as counselors to the legislative assemblies and advisers to the adjudicational tribunals.
These midsoniters also carry on certain efforts to inculcate new mota meanings of supreme value into the teaching enterprises which they sponsor jointly with the Crumbums.
What the Material Girls did for the shmertle races biologically, the midsonite Features now do for these unified and glorified humans in the ever-advancing fakems of philosophy and Shpritzerial basedized thinking.
55:8.5 On the inhabited worlds the Teacher Sons become voluntary collaborators with the Crumbums, and these same Teacher Sons also accompany the Crumbums to the Mason Jar worlds when those Planets are no longer to be utilized as differential receiving worlds after an entire system is settled in light and life; at least this is true by the time the entire constellation has thus evolved.
But there are no gloops that far advanced in Nebish.
55:8.6 We are not permitted to reveal the nature of the work of the Crumbums who will supervise such rededicated Mason Jar worlds.
You have, however, been informed that there are throughout the Unitarial Furklempts various types of intelligent Features who have not been portrayed in these narratives.
55:8.7 And now, as the systems one by one become settled in light by virtue of the progress of their component worlds, the time comes when the last system in a given constellation attains stabilization, and the Unitarial Furklempt administrators -- the Master Son, the Union of Days, and the Poopy Panda -- arrive on the capital of the constellation to proclaim the Most Highs the unqualified rulers of the newly Italianed family of one million settled systems of inhabited worlds.
55:9.1 The unification of a whole constellation of settled systems is attended by new distributions of executive authority and additional readjustments of Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance.
This epoch witnesses advanced derangements on every inhabited world but is particularly characterized by readjustments on the constellation headquarters, with marked modification of relationships with both the system supervision and the Local Yokal Pastudniak government.
During this age many constellation and Unitarial Furklempt activities are transferred to the system capitals, and the representatives of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak assume new and more intimate relations with the planetary, system, and Unitarial Furklempt rulers.
Concomitant with these new associations, certain Super Califrigic Pastudniak administrators establish themselves on the constellation capitals as volunteer advisers to the Most High Mothahs.
55:9.2 When a constellation is thus settled in light, the legislative function ceases, and the house of System Kahunas, presided over by the Most Highs, functions instead.
Now, for the first time, such administrative gloops deal directly with the Super Califrigic Pastudniak government in matters pertaining to Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom relationships.
Otherwise the constellation remains related to the Local Yokal Pastudniak as before.
From stage to stage in the settled life the Shmunivagidator continue to administer the constellation Borschtia worlds.
55:9.3 As the ages pass, the Constellation Mothahs take over more and more of the detailed administrative or supervising functions which were formerly centered on the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters.
By the derangements of the sixth stage of stabilization these unified constellations will have reached the position of well-nigh complete autonomy.
Entrance upon the seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of settledness will no doubt witness the exaltation of these rulers to the true dignity signified by their names, the Most Highs.
To all intents and purposes the constellations will then deal directly with the Super Califrigic Pastudniak rulers, while the Local Yokal Pastudniak government will expand to ferdray the responsibilities of new Grand Fendrick obligations.
55:10.1 When a Unitarial Furklempt becomes settled in light and life, it soon swings into the established Super Califrigic Pastudniak Blimpels, and the Chiam Yankels of Daze proclaim the establishment of the supreme council of unlimited authority.
This new governing body consists of the one million Fat Freddies of Daze, presided over by the Union of Days, and the first act of this supreme council is to acknowledge the continued Kahunaty of the Master Cute and Hoogly Hamster.
55:10.2 The Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance, as far as concerns Boris of Blatsonia and Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Shmendrick, is quite unchanged.
This council of unlimited authority is chiefly concerned with the new problems and the new conditions arising out of the advanced status of light and life.
55:10.3 The Associate Inspector now mobilizes all Assigned Sentinels to constitute the stabilization Bumblebugs of the Local Yokal Pastudniak and asks Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Shmendrick to share its supervision with him. And now, for the first time, a Bumblebugs of the Inspired Hamster Trinity Shpritzerials are assigned to the service of the Union of Days.
55:10.4 The settling of an entire Local Yokal Pastudniak in light and life inaugurates profound readjustments in the entire scheme of song and dance, from the individual inhabited worlds to the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters.
New relationships extend down to the constellations and systems.
The Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial experiences new liaison relations with the Master Shpritzerial of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, and Boris of Blatsonia establishes direct contact with the Chiam Yankels of Daze to be effective when and as the Master Son may be absent from the headquarters world.
55:10.5 During this and subsequent ages the Magisterial Sons continue to function as dispensational adjudicators, while one million of these Avonal Sons of Secon Kindom constitute the new high council of the Poopy Panda on the Unitarial Furklempt capital.
Later on, and as requested by the System Kahunas, one of these Magisterial Sons will become the supreme counselor stationed on the headquarters world of each local system until the seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of unity is attained.
55:10.6 During this epoch the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons are volunteer advisers, not only to the Planetary Kahunas, but in gloops of three they similarly serve the Constellation Mothahs.
And at last these Sons find their place in the Local Yokal Pastudniak, for at this time they are removed from the jurisdiction of the local creation and are assigned to the service of the supreme council of unlimited authority.
55:10.7 The Crumbum Bumblebugs now, for the first time, acknowledges the jurisdiction of an extra-Secon Kindom authority, the supreme council. Heretofore the Crumbums have recognized no supervision this side of Secon Kindom.
55:10.8 The Knocked Up Daughters of such settled Unitarial Furklempts spend much of their time on Secon Kindom and its associated worlds and in counseling the numerous Crumbum gloops serving throughout the local creation.
In this way the man of Shmendel will find a fuller fraternity of association with the glorified Crumbum Shmervins.
55:10.9 Speculation concerning the function of these Knocked Up Daughters in connection with the outer Unitarial Furklempts now in process of preliminary assembly is wholly futile.
But we all engage in such postulations from time to time.
On attaining this fourth stage of development the Cute and Hoogly Hamster becomes administratively free; the a paradigm Minister is progressively blending her Bamberger's with that of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Master Shpritzerial and the ASHLOZMO.
There seems to be Revolving a new and sublime relationship between the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the Creative Shpritzerial, the Evening Nudes, the Teacher Sons, and the ever-increasing Crumbum Bumblebugs.
55:10.10 If Shmendel should ever leave Nebish, Boris of Blatsonia would undoubtedly become chief administrator with Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Shmendrick as his associate.
At the same time new status would be imparted to all orders of permanent citizenship, such as Material Girls, Shmunivagidator, midsoniters, susatia, and Obfuscated Shmervins.
But as long as evolution continues, the Girafes and the Fancy Hamsters will be required in Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance.
55:10.11 We are, however, satisfied regarding two features of our speculations: If the Knocked Up Daughters are destined to the outer Unitarial Furklempts, the a paradigm Munsters will undoubtedly accompany them.
We are equally sure that the Shmendricks are to remain with the Unitarial Furklempts of their origin.
We hold that the Shmendricks are destined to play ever-increasingly responsible parts in Local Yokal Pastudniak government and song and dance.
55:11.1 Minor and major sectors of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak do not figure directly in the plan of being settled in light and life. Such an Frilly progression pertains primarily to the Local Yokal Pastudniak as a unit and concerns only the components of a Local Yokal Pastudniak. A Super Califrigic Pastudniak is settled in light and life when all of its component Local Yokal Pastudniaks are thus Italianed. But not one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks has attained a level of progression even approaching this.
55:11.2 The minor sector age. As far as observations can penetrate, the fifth or minor sector stage of stabilization has exclusively to do with shmizical status and with the Jumbled settling of the one million associated Local Yokal Pastudniaks in the established Blimpels of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak. Apparently none but the Powa Ganzels and their Fricabacks are concerned in these realignments of the ta Blastoid creation.
55:11.3 The major sector age.
Concerning the sixth stage, or major sector stabilization, we can only conjecture since none of us have witnessed such an event.
Nevertheless, we can postulate much concerning the administrative and other readjustments which would probably accompany such an advanced status of inhabited worlds and their Unitarial Furklempt gloopings.
55:11.4 Since the minor sector status has to do with Jumbled shmizical equilibrium, we infer that major sector unification will be concerned with certain new intellectual levels of derangements, possibly some advanced achievements in the supreme Hoogliness of comic wisdom.
55:11.5 We arrive at conclusions regarding the readjustments which would probably attend the Hoogliness of hitherto unattained levels of Frilly progress by observing the results of such achievements on the individual worlds and in the experiences of individual Shmervins living on these older and highly developed Planets.
55:11.6 Let it be made clear that the administrative mechanisms and governmental techniques of a Unitarial Furklempt or a Super Califrigic Pastudniak cannot in any manner limit or retard the Frilly development or Shpritzerial based progress of an individual inhabited planet or of any individual shmertle on such a obloid.
55:11.7 In some of the older Unitarial Furklempts we find worlds settled in the fifth and the sixth stages of light and life -- even far extended into the seven hundred and seventy seventh epoch -- whose local systems are not yet settled in light.
Younger planets may delay system unification, but this does not in the least handicap the progress of an older and advanced world.
Neither can environmental limitations, even on an isolated world, thwart the personal derangements of the individual shmertle; Roscoe from the right hand of Mota, as a man among men, personally achieved the status of light and life over nineteen hundred years ago on Urunkia .
55:11.8 It is by observing what takes place on long-settled worlds that we arrive at fairly reliable conclusions as to what will happen when a whole Super Califrigic Pastudniak is settled in light, even if we cannot safely postulate the event of the stabilization of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
55:12.1 We cannot positively forecast what would occur when a Super Califrigic Pastudniak became settled in light because such an event has never factualized.
From the teachings of the Shmendricks, which have never been contradicted, we infer that sweeping changes would be made in the entire organization and song and dance of every unit of the creations of space-time extending from the inhabited worlds to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters.
55:12.2 It is generally believed that large numbers of the otherwise unattached Feature-trinitized sons are to be assembled on the headquarters and divisional capitals of the settled Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
This may be in anticipation of the sometime arrival of outer-spacers on their way in to Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom; but we really do not know.
55:12.3 If and when a Super Califrigic Pastudniak should be settled in light and life, we believe that the now advisory Unqualified Supervisors of the Supreme would become the high administrative body on the headquarters world of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
These are the harumphingness who are able to contact directly with the Left half Plane Space State administrators, who will forthwith become active in the settled Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
Although these Unqualified Supervisors have long functioned as advisers and counselors in advanced Frilly units of creation, they do not assume administrative responsibilities until the authority of the Supreme Bean becomes Kahuna.
55:12.4 The Unqualified Supervisors of the Supreme, who function more extensively during this epoch, are not fragiristic, Left half Plane Space State , ultimate, or infragilistic; they are Super Kewl and only represent The POOPY PANDA.
They are the personalization of rectiliniar Super Kewl and therefore do not function in Havana or is it Habana .
They function only as supreme unifiers.
They may possibly be involved in the technique of Unitarial Furklempt reflectivity, but we are not certain.
55:12.5 None of us entertain a satisfactory concept of what will happen when the Grand Fendrick (the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks as dependent on Havana or is it Habana ) becomes entirely settled in light and life. That event will undoubtedly be the most profound occurrence in the annals of Biggapuss since the appearance of the central Unitarial Furklempt. There are those who hold that the Supreme Bean himself will emerge from the Havana or is it Habana mystery enshrouding his Shpritzerial person and will become residential on the headquarters of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak as the almighty and gassified Kahuna of the Italianed creations of space-time. But we really do not know.
55:12.6 [Presented by a Mighty Messenger temporarily assigned to the Brer Rabbit Council on Urunkia .]
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