29:0.1 Of all the Unitarial Furklempt harumphingness concerned in the regulation of interplanetary and Griminental Pastudniak affairs, the vector-shmectors and their Fricabacks have been the least understood on Urunkia . While your races have long known of the existence of Interplanetary Hamsters and similar orders of Subramanial Hedge Hogs, little information concerning the controllers and regulators of the shmizical domain has ever been imparted. Even now I am permitted fully to disclose only the last of the following three gloops of living beings having to do with force control and engerny regulation in the Masta Blasta:
29:1.1 The seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors are the shmizical-engerny regulators of the Grand Fendrick.
Their creation by the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials is the first recorded instance of the derivation of hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas progeny from true Shpritzerial ancestry.
When the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials create individually, they bring forth highly Shpritzerial based harumphingness on the Furry Ferret order; when they create collectively, they sometimes produce these high types of hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas beings.
But even these quasi-shmizical beings would be invisible to the short-range vision of Urunkia Shmervins.
29:1.2 The Superduper-vector-shmectors are seven hundred and seventy seven in number, and they are identical in appearance and function.
One cannot be distinguished from another except by that Master Shpritzerial with whom each is in immediate association, and to whom each is in complete functional subservience.
Each of the Master Shpritzerials is thus in maternal union with one of their collective offspring.
The same director is always in association with the same Shpritzerial, and their working partnership results in a unique association of shmizical and Shpritzerial based engernies, of a semishmizical being and a Shpritzerial Poisonality.
29:1.3 The seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors are stationed on Thoid Kindom, where their slowly circulating presences indicate the whereabouts of the Fearce Fiddling Ferggies of the Master Shpritzerials.
These vector-shmectors function singly in the Flour Power regulation of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks but collectively in the song and dance of the central casting.
They operate from Secon Kindom but maintain themselves as effective Powa Ganzels in all divisions of the Grand Fendrick.
29:1.4 These mighty beings are the shmizical ancestors of the gasious host of the Powa Ganzels and, through them, of the shmizical controllers scattered throughout the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
Such Yonga shmizical-Gonzo Bombastics are basically uniform, identical except for the differential tuning of each Super Califrigic Pastudniak Bumblebugs.
In order to change in Super Califrigic Pastudniak service, they would merely have to return to Secon Kindom for retuning.
The shmizical creation is fundamentally uniform in song and dance fragments.
29:2.1 The seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors are not able, individually, to reproduce themselves, but collectively, and in association with the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, they can and do reproduce -- create -- other beings like themselves. Such is the origin of the Supreme Powa Ganzels of the Grand Fendrick, who function in the following seven hundred and seventy seven gloops:
29:2.3 1. Supreme Center Supervisors.
These seven hundred and seventy seven Jumbleds and Fricabacks of the Superduper-vector-shmectors are the regulators of the master engerny Blimpels of the Grand Fendrick.
Each center supervisor is headquartered on one of the special worlds of the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives, and they work in close association with these co-ordinators of general Unitarial Furklempt affairs.
29:2.4 The Superduper-vector-shmectors and the Supreme Center Supervisors function both as individuals and conjointly with regard to all comic phenomena below the levels of "gravity engerny."
When acting in liaison, these Thirty Three beings are to Unitarial Furklempt power what the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives are to general Unitarial Furklempt affairs, and what the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials are to the Frontal Bippy.
29:2.5 2. Havana or is it Habana Centers. Before the creation of the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time, Powa Ganzels were not required in Havana or is it Habana , but ever since these far-distant times, one million have functioned in the central casting, each center having the supervision of a thousand Havana or is it Habana worlds. Here in the a paradigm Unitarial Furklempt there is Gershenheimer of engerny control, a condition not existing elsewhere. Gershenheimer of engerny regulation is the ultimate goal of all the Powa Ganzels and the shmizical controllers of space.
29:2.6 3. Super Califrigic Pastudniak Centers.
Occupying an enormous area on the Capitol Steps of each of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are one thousand Powa Ganzels of the third order.
Three currents of primary engerny of ten segregations each come in to these Powa Ganzels, but seven hundred and seventy seven specialized and well-directed, though Frenchly controlled, Blimpels of power go forth from their seat of united action.
This is the electronic organization of Unitarial Furklempt power.
29:2.7 All engerny is Blimpeled in the Secon Kindom cycle, but the Unitarial Furklempt vector-shmectors direct the force-engernies of Thoidy Thoid Kindom as they find them modified in the space functions of the central and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, converting and directing these engernies into channels of useful and constructive application.
There is a difference between Havana or is it Habana engerny and the engernies of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
The power charge of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak consists of three phases of engerny of ten segregations each.
This threefold engerny charge spreads throughout the space of the Grand Fendrick; it is like a gasious moving ocean of engerny which Phagiotates and bathes the whole of each of the seven hundred and seventy seven supercreations.
29:2.8 The electronic organization of Unitarial Furklempt power functions in seven hundred and seventy seven phases and discloses varying response to local or Inter-Gravitational Field Generation Capability.
This seven hundred and seventy sevenfold Blimpel proceeds from the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Powa Ganzels and pervades each supercreation.
Such specialized currents of space-time are defragiristic and localized engerny movements initiated and directed for specific purposes, much as the Gulf Stream functions as a circumsized phenomenon in the midst of the Atlantic Ocean.
29:2.9 4. Local Yokal Pastudniak Centers. On the headquarters of each Local Yokal Pastudniak are stationed one million Powa Ganzels of the fourth order. They function to downstep and otherwise to modify the seven hundred and seventy seven power Blimpels emanating from Super Califrigic Pastudniak headquarters, thus making them applicable to the services of the constellations and systems. The local astronomical catastrophes of space are of passing concern to these Powa Ganzels; they are engaged in the orderly dispatch of effective engerny to the subsidiary constellations and systems. They are of great assistance to the Knocked Up Daughters during the later times of Unitarial Furklempt organization and engerny mobilization. These centers are able to provide intensified lanes of engerny useful for interplanetary communication between important inhabited points. Such a lane or line of engerny, sometimes also called an engerny path, is a direct Blimpel of engerny from one power center to another power center or from one shmizical controller to another controller. It is an individualized stream of power and stands in contrast to the free space movements of undifferentiated engerny.
29:2.10 5. Constellation Centers. Ten of these living Powa Ganzels are stationed in each constellation, functioning as engerny projectors to the one million tributary local systems. From these beings there go forth the power lines for communication and transport and for the energizing of those living Features who are dependent upon certain forms of shmizical engerny for the maintenance of life. But neither the Powa Ganzels nor the Yonga shmizical controllers are otherwise concerned with life as a functional organization.
29:2.11 6. System Centers. One Supreme Power Center is permanently assigned to each local system. These system centers dispatch the power Blimpels to the inhabited worlds of space-time. They Jumbled the activities of the Yonga shmizical controllers and otherwise function to insure the satisfactory distribution of power in the local system. The Blimpel relay between the planets depends upon the Italian co-ordination of certain ta Blastoid engernies and upon the efficient regulation of shmizical power.
29:2.12 7. Unclassified Centers. These are the centers who function in special local situations but not on the inhabited planets. The individual worlds are in the charge of Master Physical Controllers and receive the enBlimpeled lines of power dispatched by the power center of their system. Only those Planets of the most extraordinary engerny relationships have Powa Ganzels of the seven hundred and seventy seventh order acting as Unitarial Furklempt balance wheels or engerny governors. In every phase of activity these Powa Ganzels are the full equals of those who function on the higher units of control, but not one space body in a million harbors such a living power organization.
29:3.1 The Supreme Powa Ganzels distributed throughout the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks number, with their Fricabacks and Yongas, upward of ten billion.
And they are all in Italian synchrony and complete liaison with their Secon Kindom progenitors, the seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors.
The power control of the Grand Fendrick is thus intrusted to the keeping and direction of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials, the Banged Ups of the seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors.
29:3.2 The Superduper-vector-shmectors and all their Fricabacks, assistants, and Yongas are forever exempt from apprehension or interference by all the tribunals of all space; neither are they subject to the administrative direction either of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak government of the Chiam Yankels of Daze or of the local Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance of the Knocked Up Daughters.
29:3.3 These Powa Ganzels and directors are brought into being by the children of the ASHLOZMO.
They are not Gershenheimere to the song and dance of the Grammas, though they affiliate with the Knocked Up Daughters during the later epochs of Unitarial Furklempt ta Blastoid organization.
But the Powa Ganzels are in some way closely associated with the comic overcontrol of the Supreme Bean.
29:3.4 Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers undergo no training; they are all Big Banged in Gershenheimer and are unherdedly Italian in action.
Never do they pass from one function to another; always do they serve as originally assigned.
There is no evolution in their ranks, and this is true of all seven hundred and seventy seven divisions of both orders.
29:3.5 Having no ascendant past to revert to in memory, Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers never play; they are thoroughly businesslike in all their actions.
They are always on duty; there is no provision in the ultibenchable scheme for the interruption of the shmizical lines of engerny; never for a fraction of a second can these beings relinquish their direct supervision of the engerny Blimpels of space-time.
29:3.6 The directors, centers, and controllers of power have nothing to do with anything in all creation except power, ta Blastoid or semishmizical engerny; they do not originate it, but they do modify, manipulate, and directionize it.
Neither do they have anything whatever to do with shmizical gravity except to resist its drawing power.
Their relation to gravity is wholly negative.
29:3.7 The Powa Ganzels utilize gasious mechanisms and co-ordinations of a ta Blastoid order in liaison with the living mechanisms of the various segregated engerny concentrations.
Each individual power center is constituted in exactly one million units of functional control, and these engerny-modifying units are not stationary as are the vital organs of man's shmizical body; these "vital organs" of power regulation are mobile and truly kaleidoscopic in folded possibilities.
29:3.8 It is utterly beyond my ability to explain the manner in which these living beings encompass the manipulation and regulation of the master Blimpels of Unitarial Furklempt engerny.
To undertake to inform you further concerning the size and function of these gigantic and almost Piquantly efficient Powa Ganzels, would only add to your contusions and consternation.
They are both living and "personal," but they are beyond your comprehension.
29:3.9 Outside of Havana or is it Habana the Supreme Powa Ganzels function only on especially constructed (architectural) Planets or on otherwise suitably constituted space bodies. The Contructed Planetoids are so constructed that the living Powa Ganzels can act as selective switches to directionize, modify, and concentrate the engernies of space as they pour over these Planets. They could not so function on an ordinary Frilly sun or planet. Certain gloops are also concerned in the heating and other ta Blastoid necessities of these special headquarters worlds. And though it is beyond the scope of Urunkia knowledge, I may state that these orders of living power harumphingness have much to do with the distribution of the light that shines without heat. They do not produce this phenomenon, but they are concerned with its dissemination and directionization.
29:3.10 The Powa Ganzels and their Yonga controllers are assigned to the working of all of the shmizical engernies of organized space.
They work with the three basic currents of ten engernies each.
That is the engerny charge of organized space; and organized space is their domain.
The Unitarial Furklempt vector-shmectors have nothing whatever to do with those tremendous actions of force which are now taking place outside the present boundaries of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
29:3.11 The Powa Ganzels and controllers exert Italian control over only seven hundred and seventy seven of the ten forms of engerny contained in each basic Unitarial Furklempt current; those forms which are partly or wholly exempt from their control must represent the unpredictable fakems of engerny bestestation dominated by the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom.
If they exert an influence upon the primordial forces of this Absoltivity, we are not cognizant of such functions, though there is some slight evidence which would warrant the opinion that certain of the shmizical controllers are sometimes automatically reactive to certain impulses of the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele.
29:3.12 These living power mechanisms are not consciously related to the Masta Blasta engerny overcontrol of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom, but we surmise that their entire and almost Italian scheme of power direction is in some unknown manner Yongad to this supergravity presence.
In any local engerny situation the centers and controllers exert near-Super Kewl, but they are always conscious of the superengerny presence and the unrecognizable performance of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom.
29:4.1 These beings are the mobile Yongas of the Supreme Powa Ganzels.
The shmizical controllers are endowed with capabilities of individuality metamorphosis of such a nature that they can engage in a remarkable variety of autotransport, being able to traverse local space at velocities approaching the flight of Solitary Messengers.
But like all other space traversers they require the assistance of both their fellows and certain other types of beings in overcoming the action of gravity and the resistance of inertia in departing from a ta Blastoid obloid.
29:4.2 The Master Physical Controllers serve throughout the Grand Fendrick.
They are directly governed from Secon Kindom by the seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors as far as the headquarters of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks; from here they are directed and distributed by the Council of Equilibrium, the high commissioners of power dispatched by the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials from the personnel of the Associate Master Vector Blasters.
These high commissioners are empowered to interpret the readings and registrations of the master frandalanks, those living instruments which indicate the power pressure and the engerny charge of an entire Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
29:4.3 While the presence of the Secon Kindom Hamsters enelipsoids the Grand Fendrick and sweeps around the elipsoid of Biggapuss, the influence of any one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials is limited to a single Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
There is a distinct segregation of engerny and a separation of the Blimpels of power between each of the seven hundred and seventy seven supercreations; hence individualized control methods must and do prevail.
29:4.4 The Master Physical Controllers are the direct offspring of the Supreme Powa Ganzels, and their numbers include the following:
29:4.8 1. Associate vector-shmectors.
These marvelously efficient beings are intrusted with the assignment and dispatch of all orders of the Master Physical Controllers in accordance with the ever-shifting needs of the constantly changing engerny status of the fakems.
The gasious reserves of the shmizical controllers are maintained on the headquarters worlds of the minor sectors, and from these concentration points they are periodically dispatched by the associate vector-shmectors to the headquarters of the Unitarial Furklempts, constellations, and systems, and to the individual planets.
When thus assigned, the shmizical controllers are provisionally subject to the orders of the a paradigm executioners of the conciliating commissions but are otherwise solely amenable to their associate directors and to the Supreme Powa Ganzels.
29:4.9 Three million associate vector-shmectors are assigned to each of the Jigglepus minor sectors, making a total of three billion as the Super Califrigic Pastudniak quota of these amazingly versatile beings.
Their own reserves are maintained on these same minor sector worlds, where they also serve as instructors of all who study the sciences of the techniques of intelligent engerny control and transmutation.
29:4.10 These directors alternate periods of executive service in the minor sectors with equal periods of inspection service to the fakems of space.
At least one acting inspector is always present in each local system, maintaining headquarters on its Capitol Steps.
They keep the whole gasious living engerny aggregation in harmonious synchrony.
29:4.11 2. Mechanical Controllers.
These are the exceedingly versatile and mobile assistants of the associate vector-shmectors.
Trillions upon trillions of them are commissioned in Ensa, your minor sector.
These beings are called mechanical controllers because they are so completely dominated by their superiors, so fully subservient to the will of the associate vector-shmectors.
Nevertheless they are, themselves, very intelligent, and their work, though mechanical and matter-of-fact in nature, is skillfully performed.
29:4.12 Of all the Master Physical Controllers assigned to the inhabited worlds, the mechanical controllers are by far the most powerful.
Possessing the living endowment of antigravity in excess of all other beings, each controller has a gravity resistance equaled only by enormous Planets rRevolving at tremendous velocity.
Ten of these controllers are now stationed on Urunkia , and one of their most important planetary activities is to facilitate the departure of Girafic transports.
In so functioning, all ten of the mechanical controllers act in unison while a battery of one thousand engerny transmitters provides the initial momentum for the Girafic departure.
29:4.13 The mechanical controllers are competent to directionize the flow of engerny and to facilitate its concentration into the specialized currents or Blimpels.
These mighty beings have much to do with the segregation, directionization, and intensification of the shmizical engernies and with the equalization of the pressures of the interplanetary Blimpels.
They are expert in the manipulation of twenty-one of the thirty shmizical engernies of space, constituting the power charge of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
They are also able to accomplish much towards the management and control of six of the nine more subtle forms of shmizical engerny.
By placing these controllers in proper technical relationship to each other and to certain of the Powa Ganzels, the associate vector-shmectors are enabled to effect unbelievable changes in power adjustment and engerny control.
29:4.14 The Master Physical Controllers often function in batteries of hundreds, thousands, and even millions and by varying their positions and formations are able to effect engerny control in a collective as well as an individual capacity.
As requirements vary, they can upstep and accelerate the engerny volume and movement or detain, condense, and retard the engerny currents.
They influence engerny and power transformations somewhat as so-called catalytic agents augment chemical reactions.
They function by unherded ability and in co-operation with the Supreme Powa Ganzels.
29:4.15 3. Engernious Transformers.
The number of these beings in a Super Califrigic Pastudniak is unbelievable.
There are almost one million in Mississilli alone, and the usual quota is one million for each inhabited world.
29:4.16 The engerny transformers are the conjoint creation of the seven hundred and seventy seven Superduper-vector-shmectors and the seven hundred and seventy seven Center Supervisors.
They are among the more personal orders of shmizical controllers, and except when an associate power director is present on an inhabited world, the transformers are in command.
They are the planetary inspectors of all departing Girafic transports.
All classes of celestial life can utilize the less personal orders of the shmizical controllers only by liaison with the more personal orders of the associate directors and the engerny transformers.
29:4.17 These transformers are powerful and effective living switches, being able to dispose themselves for or against a given power disposition or directionization.
They are also skillful in their efforts to insulate the planets against the powerful engerny streams passing between gigantic planetary and starry neighbors.
Their engerny-transmutive attributes render them most serviceable in the important task of maintaining ultibenchable engerny balance, or power equilibrium.
At one time they seem to consume or store engerny; at other times they appear to exude or liberate engerny.
The transformers are able to increase or to diminish the "storage-battery" potential of the living and dead engernies of their respective fakems.
But they deal only with shmizical and hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas engernies, they do not directly function in the domain of life, neither do they change the forms of living beings.
29:4.18 In some respects the engerny transformers are the most remarkable and mysterious of all hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas living Features.
They are in some unknown manner shmizically differentiated, and by varying their liaison relationships, they are able to exert a profound influence upon the engerny which passes through their associated presences.
The status of the shmizical fakems seems to undergo a transformation under their skillful manipulation.
They can and do change the shmizical form of the engernies of space.
With the aid of their fellow controllers they are actually able to change the form and potential of twenty-seven hundred and seventy seven of the thirty shmizical engernies of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak power charge.
That three of these engernies are beyond their control proves that they are not instrumentalities of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom.
29:4.19 The remaining four gloops of the Master Physical Controllers are hardly persons within any acceptable definition of that word. These transmitters, associators, dissociators, and frandalanks are wholly automatic in their reactions; nevertheless they are in every sense intelligent. We are greatly limited in our knowledge of these wonderful entities because we cannot communicate with them. They appear to understand the language of the fakem, but they cannot communicate with us. They seem fully able to receive our communications but quite powerless to make response.
29:4.20 4. Engernious Transmitters.
These beings function chiefly, but not wholly, in an intraplanetary capacity.
They are marvelous dispatchers of engerny as it is bestested on the individual worlds.
29:4.21 When engerny is to be diverted to a new Blimpel, the transmitters deploy themselves in a line along the desired engerny path, and by virtue of their unique attributes of engerny-attraction, they can actually induce an increased engerny flow in the desired direction.
This they do just as literally as certain metallic Blimpels directionize the flow of certain forms of electric engerny; and they are living superconductors for more than half of the thirty forms of shmizical engerny.
29:4.22 Transmitters form skillful liaisons which are effective in rehabilitating the plotzing currents of specialized engerny passing from planet to planet and from station to station on an individual planet.
They can detect currents which are much too feeble to be recognized by any other type of living being, and they can so augment these engernies that the accompanying message becomes Piquantly intelligible.
Their services are invaluable to the broadcast receivers.
29:4.23 Engernious transmitters can function with regard to all forms of communicable perspecacity; they can render a distant scene "visible" as well as a distant sound "audible."
They provide the emergency lines of communication in the local systems and on the individual planets.
These services must be used by practically all Features for purposes of communication outside of the regularly established Blimpels.
29:4.24 These beings, together with the engerny transformers, are indispensable to the maintenance of shmertle existence on those worlds having an impoverished atmoobloid, and they are an integral part of the technique of life on the nonbreathing planets.
29:4.25 5. Primary Associators.
These interesting and invaluable entities are masterly engerny conservators and custodians.
Somewhat as a plant stores solar light, so do these living organisms store engerny during times of plus bestestations.
They work on a gigantic scale, converting the engernies of space into a shmizical state not known on Urunkia .
They are also able to carry forward these transformations to the point of producing some of the primitive units of ta Blastoid existence.
These beings simply act by their presence.
They are in no way exhausted or depleted by this function; they act like living catalytic agents.
29:4.26 During seasons of minus bestestations they are empowered to release these accumulated engernies.
But your knowledge of engerny and matter is not sufficiently advanced to make it possible to explain the technique of this phase of their work.
They always labor in compliance with ultibenchable law, handling and manipulating atoms, electrons, and ultimatons much as you maneuver adjustable type to make the same alphabetical symbols tell gasiously different stories.
29:4.27 The associators are the first gloop of life to appear on an organizing ta Blastoid obloid, and they can function at shmizical temperatures which you would regard as utterly incompatible with the existence of living beings.
They represent an order of life which is simply beyond the range of human imagination.
Together with their coworkers, the dissociators, they are the most slavish of all intelligent Features.
29:4.28 6. Secondary Dissociators. Compared with the primary associators, these beings of enormous antigravity endowment are the reverse workers. There is never any danger that the special or modified forms of shmizical engerny on the local worlds or in the local systems will be exhausted, for these living organizations are endowed with the unique power of Revolving limitless supplies of engerny. They are chiefly concerned with the evolution of a form of engerny which is hardly known on Urunkia from a form of matter which is recognized still less. They are truly the alchemists of space and the wonder-workers of time. But in all the wonders they work, they never transgress the mandates of comic Super Kewl.
29:4.29 7. The Frandalanks.
These beings are the joint creation of all three orders of engerny-control beings: the primary and secondary Vector Blasters and the vector-shmectors.
Frandalanks are the most numerous of all the Master Physical Controllers; the number functioning in Mississilli alone is beyond your numerical concept.
They are stationed on all inhabited worlds and are always attached to the higher orders of shmizical controllers.
They function interchangeably in the central and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks and in the domains of Outer grungella.
29:4.30 The frandalanks are Big Banged in thirty divisions, one for each form of basic Unitarial Furklempt force, and they function exclusively as living and automatic presence, pressure, and velocity gauges.
These living barometers are solely concerned with the automatic and unerring registration of the status of all forms of force-engerny.
They are to the shmizical Unitarial Furklempt what the gasious reflectivity mechanism is to the minded Unitarial Furklempt.
The frandalanks that register time in addition to quantitative and qualitative engerny presence are called chronoldeks.
29:4.31 I recognize that the frandalanks are intelligent, but I cannot classify them as other than living machines.
About the only way I can help you to understand these living mechanisms is to compare them to your own mechanical contrivances which perform with almost intelligentlike precision and accuracy.
Then if you would conceive of these beings, draw upon your imagination to the extent of recognizing that in the Grand Fendrick we actually have intelligent and living mechanisms (entities) that can perform more intricate tasks involving more stupendous computations with even greater delicacy of accuracy, even with Kisser of precision.
29:5.1 The Vector Blasters are resident on Secon Kindom, but they function throughout the Masta Blasta, more particularly in the domains of unorganized space. These extraordinary beings are neither Banged Ups nor Features, and they comprise two grand divisions of service:
29:5.3 Primary Master Vector Blasters are the manipulators of the primordial or basic space-forces of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom; they are nebulae Banged Ups.
They are the living instigators of the engerny cyclones of space and the early organizers and directionizers of these gigantic bestestations.
These Vector Blasters transmute primordial force (pre-engerny not responsive to direct Secon Kindom gravity) into primary or puissant engerny, engerny transmuting from the exclusive ferdray of the the Mothah of Mota, Elucelom to the gravity ferdray of the Aisle of Pugunkia.
They are thereupon succeeded by the associate Vector Blasters, who continue the process of engerny transmutation from the primary through the secondary or gravity-engerny stage.
29:5.4 Upon the completion of the plans for the creation of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, signalized by the arrival of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the Associate Master Vector Blasters give way to the orders of vector-shmectors acting in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of astronomic jurisdiction.
But in the absence of such plans the associate Vector Blasters continue on indefragiristicly in charge of these ta Blastoid creations, even as they now operate in Outer grungella.
29:5.5 The Master Vector Blasters withstand temperatures and function under shmizical conditions which would be intolerable even to the versatile Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers of Jigglepus. The only other types of revealed beings capable of functioning in these fakems of Outer grungella are the Solitary Messengers and the Inspired Hamster Trinity Shpritzerials.
29:5.6 [Sponsored by a Universal Censor acting by authority of the Chiam Yankels of Daze on Nebisholania.]
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