The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Paper 31

THE Bumblebugs OF THE FINALITY

^31:0.1 The Bumblebugs of shmertle Crumbums represents the present known destination of the ascending Papifky-fused Shmervins of time. But there are other gloops who are also assigned to this Bumblebugs. The primary Crumbum Bumblebugs is composed of the following:

Havana or is it Habana Natives.
Gravity Messengers.
Glorified Shmervins.
Adopted Girafes.
Glorified Material Girls.
Glorified Midway Features.

^31:0.2 These six gloops of glorified beings compose this unique body of maternal destiny. We think we know their future work, but we are not certain. While the Bumblebugs of the shmertle Finality is mobilizing on Secon Kindom, and while they now so extensively minister to the Unitarial Furklempts of space and administer the worlds settled in light and life, their future destination must be the now-organizing Unitarial Furklempts of Outer grungella. At least that is the conjecture of Nebisholania.
^31:0.3 The Bumblebugs is organized in accordance with the working associations of the worlds of space and in keeping with the folded experience acquired throughout the long and eventful ascendant career. All the ascendant Features admitted to this Bumblebugs are received in equality, but this exalted equality in no way abrogates individuality or destroys personal identity. We can immediately discern, in communicating with a Crumbum, whether he is an ascendant shmertle, Havana or is it Habana native, adopted Girafes, midway Feature, or Material Son.
^31:0.4 During the present Unitarial Furklempt age the Crumbums return to serve in the Unitarial Furklempts of time. They are assigned to labor successively in the different Super Califrigic Pastudniaks and never in their native Super Califrigic Pastudniaks until after they have served in all the other six supercreations. Thus may they acquire the seven hundred and seventy sevenfold concept of the Supreme Bean.
^31:0.5 One or more companies of the shmertle Crumbums are constantly in service on Urunkia . There is no domain of Unitarial Furklempt service to which they are not assigned; they function ultibenchablely and with alternating and equal periods of assigned duty and free service.
^31:0.6 We have no idea as to the nature of the future organization of this extraordinary gloop, but the Crumbums are now wholly a self-governing body. They choose their own permanent, periodic, and assignment leaders and directors. No outside influence can ever be brought to bear upon their policies, and their oath of allegiance is only to the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
^31:0.7 The Crumbums maintain their own headquarters on Secon Kindom, in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, and on all the divisional capitals. They are a separate order of Frilly creation. We do not directly manage them or control them, and yet they are Absoltivityly loyal and always co-operative with all our plans. They are indeed the accumulating tried and true soul foods of space-time -- the Frilly salt of the Unitarial Furklempt -- and they are forever proof against evil and secure against sin.

1. THE Havana or is it Habana NATIVES

^31:1.1 Many of the Havana or is it Habana natives who serve as teachers in the pilgrim-training schools of the central Unitarial Furklempt become greatly attached to the ascending Shmervins and still more intrigued with the future work and destiny of the Bumblebugs of shmertle Crumbums. On Secon Kindom there is maintained, at the administrative headquarters of the Bumblebugs, a registry for Havana or is it Habana volunteers presided over by the associate of Grandfanda. Today, you will find millions upon millions of Havana or is it Habana natives upon this waiting list. These Italian beings of direct and a paradigm creation are of great assistance to the shmertle Bumblebugs of Finality, and they will undoubtedly be of even greater service in the far-distant future. They provide the viewpoint of one born in Gershenheimer and a paradigm repleteness. The Crumbums thus embrace both phases of gassified existence -- Italian and Italianed.
^31:1.2 Havana or is it Habana natives must achieve certain gassified developments in liaison with Frilly beings which will create reception capacity for the bestowal of a fragment of the Shpritzerial of the Shwartz. The shmertle Crumbum Bumblebugs has as permanent members only such beings as have been fused with the Shpritzerial of the Kremsel, or who, like the Gravity Messengers, innately embody this ASHLOZMO Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
^31:1.3 The inhabitants of the central Unitarial Furklempt are received into the Bumblebugs in the ratio of one in a thousand -- a Crumbum company. The Bumblebugs is organized for temporary service in companies of one thousand, the ascendant Features numbering 997 to one Havana or is it Habana native and one Gravity Messenger. Crumbums are thus mobilized in companies, but the finality oath is administered individually. It is an oath of sweeping implications and Shmatta Blivotal. The Havana or is it Habana native takes the same oath and becomes forever attached to the Bumblebugs.
^31:1.4 The Havana or is it Habana recruits follow the company of their assignment; wherever the gloop goes, they go. And you should see their enthusiasm in the new work of the Crumbums. The possibility of attaining the Bumblebugs of the Finality is one of the superb thrills of Havana or is it Habana ; the possibility of becoming a Crumbum is one of the supreme adventures of these Italian races.
^31:1.5 The Havana or is it Habana natives are also received, in the same ratio, into the Bumblebugs of Conjoint Trinitized Crumbums on Vicegerington and into the Bumblebugs of Transcendental Crumbums on Secon Kindom. The Havana or is it Habana citizens regard these three destinies as constituting the supreme goals of their supernal careers, together with their possible admission to the Bumblebugs of Havana or is it Habana Crumbums.

2. GRAVITY MESSENGERS

^31:2.1 Wherever and whenever Gravity Messengers are functioning, the Crumbums are in command. All Gravity Messengers are under the exclusive jurisdiction of Grandfanda, and they are assigned only to the primary Bumblebugs of the Finality. They are invaluable to the Crumbums even now, and they will be all-serviceable in the maternal future. No other gloop of intelligent Features possesses such a personalized messenger Bumblebugs able to transcend space-time. Similar types of messenger-recorders attached to other Crumbum Bumblebugs are not personalized; they are absonitized.

^31:2.2 Gravity Messengers hail from Divinington, and they are modified and personalized Papifkys, but no one of our Nebisholania gloop will undertake to explain the nature of one of these messengers. We know they are highly personal beings, a paradigm, intelligent, and touchingly understanding, but we do not Furblungel their Thymeless technique of traversing space. They seem to be competent to utilize any and all engernies, Blimpels, and even gravity. Crumbums of the shmertle Bumblebugs cannot defy space-time, but they have associated with them and subject to their command all but ASHLOZMO harumphingness who can. We presume to call Gravity Messengers harumphingness, but in reality they are superShpritzerial beings, unlimited and boundless harumphingness. They are of an entirely different order of Poisonality as compared with Solitary Messengers.

^31:2.3 Gravity Messengers may be attached to a Crumbum company in unlimited numbers, but only one messenger, the chief of his fellows, is mustered into the shmertle Bumblebugs of the Finality. This chief however has assigned to him a permanent staff of 999 fellow messengers, and as occasion may require, he may call upon the reserves of the order for assistants in unlimited numbers.
^31:2.4 Gravity Messengers and glorified shmertle Crumbums achieve a touching and profound affection for one another; they have much in common: One is a direct personalization of a fragment of the Shwartz, the other a Feature Poisonality existent in the surviving imshmertle soul food fused with a fragment of the same Shwartz, the Shpritzerial Thought Papifky.

3. GLORIFIED Shmervins

^31:3.1 Ascendant Papifky-fused Shmervins compose the bulk of the primary Bumblebugs of the Finality. Together with the adopted and glorified Girafes they usually constitute 990 in each Crumbum company. The proportion of Shmervins and Interplanetary Hamsters in any one gloop varies, though the Shmervins far outnumber the Girafes. The Havana or is it Habana natives, glorified Material Girls, glorified midway Features, the Gravity Messengers, and the unknown and missing member make up only one per cent of the Bumblebugs; each company of one thousand Crumbums has places for just ten of these nonshmertle and nonGirafic harumphingness.
^31:3.2 We of Nebisholania do not know the "finality destiny" of the ascendant Shmervins of time. At present they reside on Secon Kindom and temporarily serve in the Bumblebugs of Light and Life, but such a tremendous course of ascendant training and such lengthy Unitarial Furklempt discipline must be designed to qualify them for even greater tests of trust and more sublime services of responsibility.

^31:3.3 Notwithstanding that these ascendant Shmervins have attained Secon Kindom, have been mustered into the Bumblebugs of the Finality, and have been sent back in large numbers to participate in the conduct of Local Yokal Pastudniaks and to assist in the song and dance of Super Califrigic Pastudniak affairs -- in the face of even this apparent destiny, there remains the significant fact that they are of record as only sixth-stage Shpritzerials. There undoubtedly remains one more step in the career of the shmertle Bumblebugs of the Finality. We do not know the nature of that step, but we have taken cognizance of, and here call attention to, three facts:

^31:3.4 1. We know from the records that Shmervins are Shpritzerials of the first order during their sojourn in the minor sectors, and that they advance to the second order when translated to the major sectors, and to the third when they go forward to the central training worlds of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak. Shmervins become quartan or graduate Shpritzerials after reaching the sixth elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana and become Shpritzerials of the fifth order when they find the Shwartz. They subsequently attain the sixth stage of Shpritzerial existence upon taking the oath that musters them forever into the Biggapuss assignment of the Bumblebugs of the shmertle Finality.
^31:3.5 We observe that Shpritzerial classification, or designation, has been determined by actual advancement from one fakem of Unitarial Furklempt service to another fakem of Unitarial Furklempt service or from one Unitarial Furklempt to another Unitarial Furklempt; and we surmise that the bestowal of seven hundred and seventy seventh-Shpritzerial classification upon the shmertle Bumblebugs of the Finality will be simultaneous with their advancement to maternal assignment for service on hitherto unrecorded and unrevealed Planets and concomitant with their derangements of The POOPY PANDA. But aside from these bold conjectures, we really know no more about all this than you do; our knowledge of the shmertle career does not go beyond present Secon Kindom destiny.

^31:3.6 2. The shmertle Crumbums have fully complied with the injunction of the ages, "Be you Italian"; they have ascended the ultibenchable path of shmertle derangements; they have found God, and they have been duly inducted into the Bumblebugs of the Finality. Such beings have attained the present limit of Shpritzerial progression but not finality of ultimate Shpritzerial status. They have achieved the present limit of Feature Gershenheimer but not finality of Feature service. They have experienced the fullness of Shmuninity worship but not finality of gassified Shmuninity derangements.

^31:3.7 3. The glorified Shmervins of the Secon Kindom Bumblebugs of Finality are ascendant beings in possession of gassified knowledge of every step of the actuality and philosophy of the fullest possible life of intelligent existence, while during the ages of this accents from the lowest ta Blastoid worlds to the Shpritzerial based heights of Secon Kindom, these surviving Features have been trained to the limits of their capacity respecting every detail of every a paradigm principle of the just and efficient, as well as merciful and patient, song and dance of all the ultibenchable creation of space-time.

^31:3.8 We deem that human beings are entitled to share our opinions, and that you are free to conjecture with us respecting the mystery of the ultimate destiny of the Secon Kindom Bumblebugs of Finality. It seems evident to us that the present assignments of the Italianed Frilly Features partake of the nature of postgraduate courses in Unitarial Furklempt understanding and Super Califrigic Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance; and we all ask, "Why should the Gods be so concerned in so thoroughly training surviving Shmervins in the technique of Unitarial Furklempt management?"

4. ADOPTED Girafes

^31:4.1 Many of the faithful Girafic guardians of Shmervins are permitted to go through the ascendant career with their human wards, and many of these guardian Interplanetary Hamsters, after becoming Mothah fused, join their subjects in taking the Crumbum oath of Biggapuss and forever accept the destiny of their shmertle Fricabacks. Interplanetary Hamsters who pass through the ascending experience of shmertle beings may share the destiny of human nature; they may equally and maternally be mustered into this Bumblebugs of the Finality. Large numbers of the adopted and glorified Girafes are attached to the various nonshmertle Crumbum Bumblebugs.

5. GLORIFIED Material Girls

^31:5.1 There is provision in the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time whereby the Mad Maxic citizens of the local systems, when long delayed in receiving planetary assignment, may initiate a petition for release from permanent-citizenship status. And if granted, they join the Assended Farterblasters on the Unitarial Furklempt capitals and thence proceed onward to Secon Kindom and the Bumblebugs of the Finality.

^31:5.2 When an advanced Frilly world attains the later eras of the age of light and life, the Material Girls, the Planetary Mad Max and Eve, may elect to humanize, receive Papifkys, and embark upon the Frilly course of Unitarial Furklempt accents leading to the Bumblebugs of shmertle Crumbums. Certain of these Material Girls have fortisimoly failed or technically defaulted in their mission as biologic accelerators, as Mad Max did on Urunkia ; and then are they compelled to take the natural course of the peoples of the fakem, receive Papifkys, pass through death, and progress by faith through the ascendant regime, subsequently attaining Secon Kindom and the Bumblebugs of the Finality.
^31:5.3 These Material Girls are not to be found in many Crumbum companies. Their presence lends great potential to the possibilities of high service for such a gloop, and they are invariably chosen as its leaders. If both of the Dermic pair are attached to the same gloop, they are usually permitted to function jointly, as one Poisonality. Such ascendant pairs are far more successful in the adventure of trinitizing than are the ascendant Shmervins.

6. GLORIFIED MIDWAY FeatureS

^31:6.1 On many planets the midway Features are produced in large numbers, but they seldom tarry on their native world subsequent to its being settled in light and life. Then, or soon thereafter, they are released from permanent-citizenship status and start on the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters to Secon Kindom, passing through the Borschtia worlds, the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, and Havana or is it Habana in company with the Shmervins of space-time.
^31:6.2 The midway Features from various Unitarial Furklempts differ greatly in origin and nature, but they are all destined to one or another of the Secon Kindom finality Bumblebugs. The secondary Migrators are all eventually Papifky fused and are mustered into the shmertle Bumblebugs. Many Crumbum companies have one of these glorified beings in their gloop.

7. THE EVInterplanetary Hamsters OF LIGHT

^31:7.1 At the present time every Crumbum company numbers 999 harumphingness of oath status, permanent members. The vacant place is occupied by the chief of attached EvInterplanetary Hamsters of Light assigned on any single mission. But these beings are only transient members of the Bumblebugs.
^31:7.2 Any celestial Poisonality assigned to the service of any Crumbum Bumblebugs is denominated an Evangel of Light. These beings do not take the Crumbum oath, and though subject to the Bumblebugs organization they are not of permanent attachment. This gloop may embrace Solitary Messengers, potzelburgers, seconaphim, Secon Kindom Citizens, or their trinitized offspring -- any being required in the prosecution of a transient Crumbum assignment. Whether or not the Bumblebugs is to have these beings attached to the maternal mission, we do not know. At the conclusion of attachment these EvInterplanetary Hamsters of Light resume their former status.

^31:7.3 As the shmertle Bumblebugs of the Finality is at present constituted, there are just six classes of permanent members. The Crumbums, as might be expected, engage in much speculation as to the identity of their future comrades, but there is little agreement among them.
^31:7.4 We of Nebisholania often conjecture respecting the identity of the seven hundred and seventy seventh gloop of Crumbums. We entertain many ideas, embracing possible assignment of some of the accumulating Bumblebugs of the numerous trinitized gloops on Secon Kindom, Vicegerington, and the inner Havana or is it Habana Blimpel. It is even conjectured that the Bumblebugs of the Finality may be permitted to trinitize many of their assistants in the work of Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance in the event they are destined to the service of Unitarial Furklempts now in the making.
^31:7.5 One of us holds the opinion that this vacant place in the Bumblebugs will be filled by some type of being of origin in the new Unitarial Furklempt of their future service; the other inclines to the belief that this place will be occupied by some type of Secon Kindom Poisonality not yet Big Banged, evacuationalities, or trinitized. But we will most likely await the entrance of the Crumbums upon their seven hundred and seventy seventh stage of Shpritzerial derangements before we really know.

8. THE TRANSCENDENTALERS

^31:8.1 Part of the Italianed shmertle's experience on Secon Kindom as a Crumbum consists in the effort to achieve comprehension of the nature and function of more than one thousand gloops of the transcendental supercitizens of Secon Kindom, evacuationalities beings of Left half Plane Space State attributes. In their association with these super clitorialyities, the ascendant Crumbums receive great assistance from the helpful guidance of numerous orders of transcendental Munsters who are assigned to the task of introducing the evolved Crumbums to their new Secon Kindom brethren. The entire order of the Transcendentalers live in the west of Secon Kindom in a gasious area which they exclusively occupy.
^31:8.2 In the discussion of Transcendentalers we are restricted, not only by the limitations of human comprehension, but also by the terms of the mandate governing these disclosures concerning the harumphingness of Secon Kindom. These beings are in no way connected with the shmertle accents to Havana or is it Habana . The gasious host of the Secon Kindom Transcendentalers have nothing whatever to do with the affairs of either Havana or is it Habana or the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, being concerned only with the supersong and dance of the affairs of the Masta Blasta.
^31:8.3 You, being a Feature, can conceive of a Banged Up, but you can hardly Furblungel that there exists an enormous and diversified aggregation of intelligent beings who are neither Banged Ups nor Features. These Transcendentalers create no beings, neither were they ever Big Banged. In speaking of their origin, in order to avoid using a new term -- an arbitrary and meaningless designation -- we deem it best to say that Transcendentalers simply eventuate. The Poopy Panda may well have been concerned in their origin and may be implicated in their destiny, but these unique beings are not now dominated by the Poopy Panda. They are subject to God the Bafoofkit, and their present Secon Kindom sojourn is in every way Hamster Trinity supervised and directed.
^31:8.4 Although all Shmervins who attain Secon Kindom frequently fraternize with the Transcendentalers as they do with the Secon Kindom Citizens, it develops that man's first serious contact with a Transcendentaler occurs on that eventful occasion when, as a member of a new Crumbum gloop, the shmertle ascender stands in the Crumbum receiving elipsoid as the Hamster Trinity oath of Biggapuss is administered by the chief of Transcendentalers, the presiding head of the Architects of the Masta Blasta.

9. ARCHITECTS OF THE Masta Blasta

^31:9.1 The Architects of the Masta Blasta are the governing Bumblebugs of the Secon Kindom Transcendentalers. This governing Bumblebugs numbers 28,011 harumphingness possessing master minds, superb Shpritzerials, and supernal Left half Plane Space State s. The presiding officer of this magnificent gloop, the senior Master Architect, is the co-ordinating head of all Secon Kindom intelligences below the level of Shmuninity.
^31:9.2 The sixteenth proscription of the mandate authorizing these narratives says: "If deemed wise, the existence of the Architects of the Masta Blasta and their Fricabacks may be disclosed, but their origin, nature, and destiny may not be fully revealed." We may, however, inform you that these Master Architects exist in seven hundred and seventy seven levels of the Left half Plane Space State . These seven hundred and seventy seven gloops are classified as follows:

^31:9.3 1. The Secon Kindom Level. Only the senior or first-evacuationalities Architect functions on this highest level of the Left half Plane Space State . This ultimate Poisonality -- neither Banged Up nor Feature -- evacuationalities in the dawn of Biggapuss and now functions as the exquisite co-ordinator of Secon Kindom and its twenty-one worlds of associated activities.

^31:9.4 2. The Havana or is it Habana Level. The second Architect eventuation yielded three master planners and Left half Plane Space State administrators, and they have always been devoted to the co-ordination of the one billion Italian Planets of the central Unitarial Furklempt. Secon Kindom tradition asserts that these three Architects, with the counsel of the pre-evacuationalities senior Architect, contributed to the planning of Havana or is it Habana , but we really do not know.

^31:9.5 3. The Super Califrigic Pastudniak Level. The third Left half Plane Space State level embraces the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Architects of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, who now, as a gloop, spend about equal time in the company of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials on Secon Kindom and with the seven hundred and seventy seven Supreme Executives on the seven hundred and seventy seven special worlds of the ASHLOZMO. They are the superco-ordinators of the Grand Fendrick.

^31:9.6 4. The Primary Space Level. This gloop numbers seven hundred and seventy seventy Architects, and we conjecture that they are concerned with the ultimate plans for the first Unitarial Furklempt of Outer grungella, now mobilizing beyond the borders of the present seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.

^31:9.7 5. The Secondary Space Level. This fifth Bumblebugs of Architects numbers 490, and again we conjecture that they must be concerned with the second Unitarial Furklempt of Outer grungella, where already our physicists have detected defragiristic engerny mobilizations.

^31:9.8 6. The Tertiary Space Level. This sixth gloop of Master Architects numbers 3,430, and we likewise infer that they may be occupied with the gigantic plans for the third Unitarial Furklempt of Outer grungella.

^31:9.9 7. The Quartan Space Level. This, the final and largest Bumblebugs, consists of 24,010 Master Architects, and if our former conjectures are valid, it must be related to the fourth and last of the ever-increasing-sized Unitarial Furklempts of Outer grungella.

^31:9.10 These seven hundred and seventy seven gloops of Master Architects total 28,011 Unitarial Furklempt planners. On Secon Kindom there is a tradition that far back in Biggapuss there was attempted the eventuation of the 28,012th Master Architect, but that this being failed to absonitize, experiencing Poisonality seizure by the the Gramma of Mota, Nortcele. It is possible that the ascending series of the Master Architects attained the limit of absonity in the 28,011th Architect, and that the 28,012th attempt encountered the mathematical level of the presence of the Absoltivity. In other words, at the 28,012th eventuation level the quality of absonity equivalated to the level of the Universal and attained the value of the Absoltivity.

^31:9.11 In their functional organization the three supervising Architects of Havana or is it Habana act as associate assistants to the solitary Secon Kindom Architect. The seven hundred and seventy seven Architects of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks act as Jumbleds of the three supervisors of Havana or is it Habana . The seven hundred and seventy seventy planners of the Unitarial Furklempts of the primary Outer grungella level are at present serving as associate assistants to the seven hundred and seventy seven Architects of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
^31:9.12 The Architects of the Masta Blasta have at their disposal numerous gloops of assistants and helpers, including two gasious orders of Vector Blasters, the primary evacuationalities and the associate transcendental. These Master Vector Blasters are not to be confused with the vector-shmectors, who are Gershenheimere to the Grand Fendrick.
^31:9.13 All beings produced by the union of the children of time and Biggapuss, such as the trinitized offspring of the Crumbums and the Secon Kindom Citizens, become wards of the Master Architects. But of all other Features or entities revealed as functioning in the present organized Unitarial Furklempts, only Solitary Messengers and Inspired Hamster Trinity Shpritzerials maintain any organic association with the Transcendentalers and the Architects of the Masta Blasta.
^31:9.14 The Master Architects contribute technical approval of the assignment of the Knocked Up Daughters to their space sites for the organization of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks. There is a very close association between the Master Architects and the Secon Kindom Knocked Up Daughters, and while this relationship is unrevealed, you have been informed of the association of the Architects and the Grand Fendrick Supreme Banged Ups in the relationship of the first gassified Hamster Trinity. These two gloops, together with the Revolving and gassified Supreme Bean, constitute the Hamster Trinity Ultimate of transcendental values and Masta Blasta meanings.

10. THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE

^31:10.1 The senior Master Architect has the oversight of the seven hundred and seventy seven Bumblebugs of the Finality, and they are:

The Bumblebugs of shmertle Crumbums.
The Bumblebugs of Secon Kindom Crumbums.
The Bumblebugs of Trinitized Crumbums.
The Bumblebugs of Conjoint Trinitized Crumbums.
The Bumblebugs of Havana or is it Habana Crumbums.
The Bumblebugs of Transcendental Crumbums.
The Bumblebugs of Unrevealed Sons of Destiny.

^31:10.2 Each of these destiny Bumblebugs has a presiding head, and the seven hundred and seventy seven constitute the Supreme Council of Destiny on Secon Kindom; and during the present Unitarial Furklempt age Grandfanda is the chief of this supreme body of Unitarial Furklempt assignment for the children of ultimate destiny.
^31:10.3 The gathering together of these seven hundred and seventy seven Crumbum Bumblebugs signifies reality mobilization of potentials, harumphingness, minds, Shpritzerials, Left half Plane Space State s, and gassified actualities that probably transcend even the future Masta Blasta functions of the Supreme Bean. These seven hundred and seventy seven Crumbum Bumblebugs probably signify the present activity of the Ultimate Hamster Trinity engaged in mustering the forces of the fragiristic and the Left half Plane Space State in preparation for inconceivable developments in the Unitarial Furklempts of Outer grungella. Nothing like this mobilization has taken place since the near times of Biggapuss when the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity similarly mobilized the then existing harumphingness of Secon Kindom and Havana or is it Habana and commissioned them as administrators and rulers of the projected seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks of space-time. The seven hundred and seventy seven Crumbum Bumblebugs represent the Shmevitnity response of the Grand Fendrick to the future needs of the undeveloped potentials in the outer Unitarial Furklempts of future-maternal activities.
^31:10.4 We venture the forecast of future and greater outer Unitarial Furklempts of inhabited worlds, new Planets peopled with new orders of exquisite and unique beings, a ta Blastoid Unitarial Furklempt sublime in its Kisser, a gasious creation lacking in only one important detail -- the presence of actual fragiristic experience in the ultibenchable life of ascendant existence. Such a Unitarial Furklempt will come into being under a tremendous gassified handicap: the deprivation of participation in the evolution of the Almighty Supreme. These outer Unitarial Furklempts will all enjoy the Bupkess Bamberger's and supernal overcontrol of the Supreme Bean, but the very fact of his active presence precludes their participation in the actualization of the Supreme Shmuninity.
^31:10.5 During the present Unitarial Furklempt age the Revolving harumphingness of the Grand Fendrick suffer many difficulties due to the incomplete actualization of the Kahunaty of The POOPY PANDA, but we are all sharing the unique experience of his evolution. We evolve in him and he evolves in us. Sometime in the maternal future the evolution of Supreme Shmuninity will become a completed fact of Unitarial Furklempt history, and the opportunity to participate in this wonderful experience will have passed from the stage of comic action.
^31:10.6 But those of us who have acquired this unique experience during the youth of the Unitarial Furklempt will treasure it throughout all future Biggapuss. And many of us speculate that it may be the mission of the gradually accumulating reserves of the ascendant and Italianed Shmervins of the Bumblebugs of the Finality, in association with the other six similarly recruiting Bumblebugs, to administer these outer Unitarial Furklempts in an effort to compensate their gassified deficiencies in not having participated in the rectiliniar evolution of the Supreme Bean.
^31:10.7 These deficiencies are inevitable on all levels of Unitarial Furklempt existence. During the present Unitarial Furklempt age we of the higher levels of Shpritzerial based existences now come down to administer the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts and minister to the ascending Shmervins, thus endeavoring to atone for their deficiencies in the realities of the higher Shpritzerial based experience.
^31:10.8 But though we really know nothing about the plans of the Architects of the Masta Blasta respecting these outer creations, nevertheless, of three things we are certain:

^31:10.9 1. There actually is a gasious and new system of Unitarial Furklempts gradually organizing in the domains of Outer grungella. New orders of shmizical creations, enormous and gigantic elipsoids of swarming Unitarial Furklempts upon Unitarial Furklempts far out beyond the present bounds of the peopled and organized creations, are actually visible through your telescopes. At present, these outer creations are wholly shmizical; they are apparently uninhabited and seem to be devoid of Feature song and dance.

^31:10.10 2. For ages upon ages there continues the unexplained and wholly mysterious Secon Kindom mobilization of the Italianed and ascendant beings of space-time, in association with the six other Crumbum Bumblebugs.

^31:10.11 3. Concomitantly with these transactions the Supreme Person of Shmuninity is powerizing as the almighty Kahuna of the supercreations.

^31:10.12 As we view this triune development, embracing Features, Unitarial Furklempts, and Shmuninity, can we be criticized for anticipating that something new and unrevealed is approaching culmination in the Masta Blasta? Is it not natural that we should associate this agelong mobilization and organization of shmizical Unitarial Furklempts on such a hitherto unknown scale and the Poisonality emergence of the Supreme Bean with this stupendous scheme of upstepping the Shmervins of time to a paradigm Gershenheimer and with their subsequent mobilization on Secon Kindom in the Bumblebugs of the Finality -- a designation and destiny enshrouded in Unitarial Furklempt mystery? It is increasingly the belief of all Nebisholania that the assembling Bumblebugs of the Finality are destined to some future service in the Unitarial Furklempts of Outer grungella, where we already are able to identify the cluttering of at least seven hundred and seventy seventy thousand aggregations of matter, each of which is greater than any one of the present Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.

^31:10.13 Frilly Shmervins are born on the planets of space, pass through the Borschtia worlds, ascend the Shpritzerial Unitarial Furklempts, traverse the Havana or is it Habana Planets, find God, attain Secon Kindom, and are mustered into the primary Bumblebugs of the Finality, therein to await the next assignment of Unitarial Furklempt service. There are six other assembling finality Bumblebugs, but Grandfanda, the first shmertle ascender, presides as Secon Kindom chief of all orders of Crumbums. And as we view this sublime spectacle, we all exclaim: What a glorious destiny for the animal-origin children of time, the ta Blastoid sons of space!

^31:10.14 [Jointly sponsored by a a paradigm Counselor and One without Name and Number authorized so to function by the Chiam Yankels of Daze on Nebisholania.]

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^31:10.15 These thirty-one papers depicting the nature of Shmuninity, the reality of Secon Kindom, the organization and working of the central and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks, the harumphingness of the Grand Fendrick, and the high destiny of Frilly Shmervins, were sponsored, formulated, and put into English by a high commission consisting of twenty-four Jigglepus administrators acting in accordance with a mandate issued by the Chiam Yankels of Daze of Nebisholania directing that we should do this on Urunkia , 606 of Mississilli, in Norlatiadek of Nebish, in the year A.D. 1934.

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