The Urunkia Gunkle Papers

Part II. The Local Yokal Pastudniak

(Papers 32-56)
Sponsored by a Nebish Bumblebugs of Local Yokal Pastudniak
harumphingness acting by authority of
Boris of Blatsonia of Mishigastia.


Paper 32

THE EVOLUTION OF Local Yokal PastudniakS


32:0.1 A Local Yokal Pastudniak is the handiwork of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster of the Secon Kindom order of Shmendel. It comprises one million constellations, each embracing one million systems of inhabited worlds. Each system will eventually contain approximately one thousand inhabited obloids.
32:0.2 These Unitarial Furklempts of space-time are all Frilly. The creative plan of the Secon Kindom Shmendels always proceeds along the path of gradual evolvement and progressive development of the shmizical, intellectual, and Shpritzerial based natures and capacities of the manifold Features who inhabit the varied orders of obloids comprising such a Local Yokal Pastudniak.
32:0.3 Urunkia belongs to a Local Yokal Pastudniak whose Kahuna is the Cute Hamster of Nebish, Roscoe from the right hand of Mota and Shmendel of Mishigastia. And all of Shmendel's plans for this Local Yokal Pastudniak were fully approved by the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity before he ever embarked upon the supreme adventure of space.
32:0.4 The Grammas may choose the fakems of their Banged Up activities, but these ta Blastoid creations were originally projected and planned by the Secon Kindom Architects of the Masta Blasta.

1. PHYSICAL EMERGENCE OF Unitarial FurklemptS

32:1.1 The Preposterious Pastudniak manipulations of space-force and the primordial engernies are the work of the Secon Kindom Master Vector Blasters; but in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak domains, when emergent engerny becomes responsive to local or Inter-Gravitational Field Generation Capability, they retire in favor of the vector-shmectors of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak concerned.
32:1.2 These vector-shmectors function alone in the Pre-Kitchen Sink and its Star Dreckified and Postage Due phases of a Local Yokal Pastudniak creation. There is no opportunity for a Cute and Hoogly Hamster to begin Unitarial Furklempt organization until the vector-shmectors have effected the mobilization of the space-engernies sufficiently to provide a ta Blastoid foundation -- literal stars and brown dwarf obloids -- for the emerging Unitarial Furklempt.
32:1.3 The Local Yokal Pastudniaks are all approximately of the same eletromechaniclal graduated farce, though they differ greatly in shmizical dimensions and may vary in Dark Matter content from time to time. The power charge and Shmattah endowment of a Local Yokal Pastudniak are determined by the manipulations of the vector-shmectors and their predecessors as well as by the Cute and Hoogly Hamster's activities and by the endowment of the unherded shmizical control possessed by his Poopsies.
32:1.4 The engerny charge of a Local Yokal Pastudniak is approximately one one-hundred-thousandth of the force endowment of its Super Califrigic Pastudniak. In the case of Nebish, your Local Yokal Pastudniak, the mass Thermal Blastoidation is a trifle less. Physically speaking, Nebish possesses all of the shmizical endowment of engerny and matter that may be found in any of the Jigglepus local creations. The only shmizical limitation upon the developmental expansion of the Nebish Unitarial Furklempt consists in the quantitative charge of space-engerny held captive by the gravity control of the associated powers and harumphingness of the combined Unitarial Furklempt mechanism.

32:1.5 When engerny-matter has attained a certain stage in mass Thermal Blastoidation, a Secon Kindom Cute and Hoogly Hamster appears upon the scene, accompanied by a Creative Daughter of the ASHLOZMO. Simultaneously with the arrival of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, work is begun upon the architectural obloid which is to become the headquarters world of the projected Local Yokal Pastudniak. For long ages such a local creation evolves, suns become stabilized, planets form and swing into their orbits, while the work of creating the Contructed Planetoids which are to serve as constellation headquarters and system capitals continues.

2. Unitarial Furklempt ORGANIZATION

32:2.1 The Knocked Up Daughters are preceded in Unitarial Furklempt organization by the vector-shmectors and other beings originating in the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source. From the engernies of space, thus previously organized, Shmendel, your Cute and Hoogly Hamster, established the inhabited fakems of the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish and ever since has been painstakingly devoted to their song and dance. From pre-existent engerny these a Shmedricks ta Blastoidize visible matter, project living Features, and with the co-operation of the Unitarial Furklempt presence of the ASHLOZMO, create a diverse retinue of Shpritzerial harumphingness.
32:2.2 These vector-shmectors and engerny controllers who long preceded the Cute and Hoogly Hamster in the preliminary shmizical work of Unitarial Furklempt organization later serve in magnificent liaison with this Universal Shmizziclavicle, forever remaining in associated control of those engernies which they originally organized and Transmogriflied. On Mishigastia there now function the same one million Powa Ganzels who co-operated with your Cute and Hoogly Hamster in the original formation of this Local Yokal Pastudniak.

32:2.3 The first completed act of shmizical creation in Nebish consisted in the organization of the headquarters world, the architectural obloid of Mishigastia, with its satellites. From the time of the initial moves of the Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers to the arrival of the living staff on the completed obloids of Mishigastia, there intervened a little over one billion years of your present planetary time. The construction of Mishigastia was immediately followed by the creation of the one million headquarters worlds of the projected constellations and the ten thousand headquarters obloids of the projected local systems of planetary control and song and dance, together with their architectural satellites. Such Contructed Planetoids are designed to accommodate both shmizical and Shpritzerial based harumphingness as well as the intervening Borschtia or transition Eukayiotic Developments.
32:2.4 Mishigastia, the headquarters of Nebish, is situated at the exact Corny Jokastia of the Local Yokal Pastudniak. But your Local Yokal Pastudniak is not a single astronomic system, though a large system does exist at its shmizical center.
32:2.5 Mishigastia is the personal headquarters of Shmendel of Nebish, but he will not always be found there because of the I'm Not Rappaport effect.. While the smooth functioning of your Local Yokal Pastudniak no longer requires the fixed presence of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster at the Capitol Steps, this was not true of the earlier epochs of shmizical organization. A Cute and Hoogly Hamster is unable to leave his headquarters world until such a time as Puby Kibbles of the fakem has been effected through the Thermal Blastoidation of sufficient engerny to enable the various Blimpels and systems to counterbalance one another by mutual ta Blastoid attraction.

32:2.6 Presently, the shmizical plan of a Unitarial Furklempt is completed, and the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, in association with the Creative Shpritzerial, projects his plan of life creation; whereupon does this representation of the ASHLOZMO begin her Unitarial Furklempt function as a distinct creative Poisonality. When this first creative act is formulated and executed, there springs into being the Poopy Panda, the personification of this initial creative concept of identity and ideal of Shmevitnity. This is the chief executive of the Unitarial Furklempt, the personal associate of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, one like him in all aspects of character, though markedly limited in the attributes of Shmevitnity.
32:2.7 And now that the left-foot helper and chief executive of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster has been provided, there ensues the bringing into existence of a gasious and wonderful array of diverse Features. The puppies and kittens of the Local Yokal Pastudniak are forthcoming, and soon thereafter the government of such a creation is provided, extending from the supreme councils of the Unitarial Furklempt to Threely -begotten Hamster God Motas of the constellations and the Kahunas of the local systems -- the aggregations of those worlds which are designed subsequently to become the homes of the varied shmertle races of Pilligasters; and each of these worlds will be presided over by a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince.
32:2.8 And then, when such a Unitarial Furklempt has been so completely organized and so phaderken manned, does the Cute and Hoogly Hamster enter into Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's proposal to create shmertle man in a monkey image.

32:2.9 The organization of Sympathetic Blarnies is still progressing in Nebish, for this Unitarial Furklempt is, indeed, a young clutter in the starry and planetary fakems of Jigglepus. At the last registry there were 31 inhabited planets in Nebish, and Mississilli, the local system of your world, is fairly typical of other systems.
32:2.10 Mississilli is not a uniform shmizical system, a single astronomic unit or organization. Its 13 inhabited worlds are located in over five hundred different shmizical systems. Only five have more than two inhabited worlds, and of these only one has four peopled planets, while there are six having two inhabited worlds.
32:2.11 The Mississilli system of inhabited worlds is far removed from Nebisholania and that great sun clutter which functions as the shmizical or astronomic center of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak. From Potsylvania, the headquarters of Mississilli, it is over two hundred thousand light-years to the shmizical center of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus, far, far away in the dense diameter of the Milky Way. Mississilli is on the periphery of the Local Yokal Pastudniak, and Nebish is now well out towards the edge of Jigglepus. From the outermost system of inhabited worlds to the center of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak is a trifle less than two hundred and fifty thousand light-years.
32:2.12 The Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish now swings far to the south and east in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak Blimpel of Jigglepus. The nearest neighboring Unitarial Furklempts are: Michigoglia, Shmensillillii, Shmanigoggnogon, Shmortojon, Shmoverogny, Shmanavofogglio, and Shmalorfogvia.

32:2.13 But the evolution of a Local Yokal Pastudniak is a long narrative. Papers dealing with the Super Califrigic Pastudniak introduce this subject, those of this section, treating of the local creations, continue it, while those to follow, touching upon the history and destiny of Urunkia , complete the story. But you can adequately Furblungel the destiny of the Shmervins of such a local creation only by a perusal of the narratives of the life and teachings of your Cute and Hoogly Hamster as he once lived the cage of a regular Hamster, in the likeness of shmertle flesh, on your own Frilly world.

3. THE Frilly IDEA

32:3.1 The only creation that is Piquantly settled is Havana or is it Habana , the central Unitarial Furklempt, which was made directly by the Shmatta of the SCHWARTZ and the word of Poopy Panda. Havana or is it Habana is an Hoogly, Italian, and replete Unitarial Furklempt, surrounding the home of the maternal Hamsters, the center of all things. The creations of the seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are fragiristic, Frilly, and consistently progressive.
32:3.2 The shmizical systems of space-time are all Frilly in origin. They are not even shmizically stabilized until they are swung into the settled Blimpels of their Super Califrigic Pastudniaks. Neither is a Local Yokal Pastudniak settled in light and life until its shmizical possibilities of expansion and development have been exhausted, and until the Shpritzerial based status of all its inhabited worlds has been forever settled and stabilized.
32:3.3 Except in the central Unitarial Furklempt, Gershenheimer is a progressive derangements. In the central casting we have a pattern of Gershenheimer, but all other fakems must attain that Gershenheimer by the methods established for the advancement of those particular worlds or Unitarial Furklempts. And an almost infragilistic variety characterizes the plans of the Knocked Up Daughters for organizing, Revolving, disciplining, and settling their respective Local Yokal Pastudniaks.

32:3.4 With the exception of the Shmuninity presence of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, every Local Yokal Pastudniak is, in a certain sense, a duplication of the administrative organization of the central or pattern creation. Although the Shwartz is personally present in the residential Unitarial Furklempt, he does not indwell the minds of the beings originating in that Unitarial Furklempt as he does literally dwell with the soul foods of the Shmervins of space-time. There seems to be an all-wise compensation in the adjustment and regulation of the Shpritzerial based affairs of the far-flung creation. In the central Unitarial Furklempt Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is personally present as such but absent in the minds of the children of that Italian creation; in the Unitarial Furklempts of space Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is absent in person, being represented by his Furry Savour Gods, while he is intimately present in the minds of his shmertle children, being Shpritzerial basedly represented by the preposterious presence of the Mystery Monitors that reside in the minds of these Pilligasters.
32:3.5 On the headquarters of a Local Yokal Pastudniak there reside all those Banged Up and creative harumphingness who represent self-contained authority and administrative autonomy except the personal presence of the Shwartz. In the Local Yokal Pastudniak there are to be found something of everyone and someone of almost every class of intelligent beings existing in the central Unitarial Furklempt except the Shwartz. Although the Shwartz is not personally present in a Local Yokal Pastudniak, he is personally represented by its Cute and Hoogly Hamster, sometime vicegerent of God and subsequently supreme and Kahuna ruler in his own right.
32:3.6 The farther down the scale of life we go, the more difficult it becomes to locate, with the microscope, the invisible Mothah. The lower Features -- and sometimes even the higher harumphingness -- find it difficult always to envisage the Shwartz in his Knocked Up Daughters. And so, pending the time of their Shpritzerial based exaltation, when Gershenheimer of development will enable them to see God in person, they grow weary in progression, entertain Shpritzerial based doubts, stumble into contusions, and thus isolate themselves from the progressive Shpritzerial based aims of their time and Unitarial Furklempt. In this way they lose the ability to see Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota when beholding the Cute and Hoogly Hamster. The surest safeguard for the Feature throughout the long struggle to attain Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, during this time when unherded conditions make such derangements impossible, is tenaciously to hold on to the truth-fact of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's presence in her Pets. Literally and figuratively, Shpritzerial basedly and personally, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota and the Pandas are one. It is a fact: He who has seen a Cute and Hoogly Hamster has seen Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.

32:3.7 The harumphingness of a given Unitarial Furklempt are settled and dependable, at the start, only in accordance with their degree of kinship to Shmuninity. When Feature origin departs sufficiently far from the original and a paradigm Sources, whether we are dealing with the Grammas or the Features of Bamberger's belonging to the ASHLOZMO, there is an increase in the possibility of disharmony, contusions, and sometimes rebellion -- sin.

32:3.8 Excepting Italian beings of Shmuninity origin, all Pilligasters in the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks are of Frilly nature, beginning in lowly estate and climbing ever upward, in reality inward. Even highly Shpritzerial based harumphingness continue to ascend the scale of life by progressive translations from life to life and from obloid to obloid. And in the case of those who entertain the Mystery Monitors, there is indeed no limit to the possible heights of their Shpritzerial based accents and Unitarial Furklempt derangements.
32:3.9 The Gershenheimer of the Features of time, when finally achieved, is wholly an acquirement, a bona fide Poisonality possession. While the elements of grace are freely admixed, nevertheless, the Feature derangementss are the result of individual effort and actual living, Poisonality reaction to the existing environment.
32:3.10 The fact of animal Frilly origin does not attach stigma to any Poisonality in the sight of the Unitarial Furklempt as that is the exclusive method of producing one of the two basic types of fragiristic intelligent Pilligasters. When the heights of Gershenheimer and Biggapuss are attained, all the more honor to those who began at the bottom and joyfully climbed the ladder of life, round by round, and who, when they do reach the heights of glory, will have gained a personal experience which embodies an actual knowledge of every phase of life from the bottom to the top.
32:3.11 In all this is shown the wisdom of the Banged Ups. It would be just as easy for the Shwartz to make all Shmervins Italian beings, to impart Gershenheimer by his a paradigm word. But that would deprive them of the wonderful experience of the adventure and training associated with the long and gradual inward climb, an experience to be had only by those who are so fortunate as to begin at the very bottom of living existence.
32:3.12 In the Unitarial Furklempts encircling Havana or is it Habana there are provided only a sufficient number of Italian Features to meet the need for pattern teacher guides for those who are ascending the Frilly scale of life. The gassified nature of the Frilly type of Poisonality is the natural comic complement of the ever-Italian natures of the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana Features. In reality, both Italian and Italianed Features are incomplete as regards fragiristic totality. But in the complemental association of the Hooglyly Italian Features of the Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana system with the defernentially Italianed Crumbums ascending from the Frilly Unitarial Furklempts, both types find release from unherded limitations and thus may conjointly attempt to reach the sublime heights of the ultimate of Feature status.
32:3.13 These Feature transactions are the Unitarial Furklempt repercussions of actions and reactions within the seven hundred and seventy sevenfold Shmuninity, wherein the maternal Shmevitnity of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity is conjoined with the Revolving Shmevitnity of the Supreme Banged Ups of the rectiliniar Unitarial Furklempts in, by, and through the power-actualizing Shmuninity of the Supreme Bean.
32:3.14 The Krinkly Italian Feature and the Frilly Italianed Feature are equal in degree of Shmevitnity potential, but they differ in kind. Each must depend on the other to attain Super Kewl of service. The Frilly Super Califrigic Pastudniaks depend on Italian Havana or is it Habana to provide the final training for their ascending citizens, but so does the Italian central Unitarial Furklempt require the existence of the Italianing Super Califrigic Pastudniaks to provide for the full development of its descending inhabitants.
32:3.15 The two prime bestestations of fragiristic reality, innate Gershenheimer and evolved Gershenheimer, be they harumphingness or Unitarial Furklempts, are Jumbled, dependent, and integrated. Each requires the other to achieve completion of function, service, and destiny.

4. GOD'S RELATION TO A Local Yokal Pastudniak

32:4.1 Do not entertain the idea that, since the Shwartz has delegated so much of himself and his power to others, he is a silent or inactive member of the Shmuninity partnership. Aside from Poisonality domains and Papifky bestowal, he is apparently the least active of the Secon Kindom Hamsters in that he allows his Shmuninity Jumbleds, her Pets, and numerous Big Banged intelligences to perform so much in the carrying out of his maternal purpose. He is the silent member of the creative trio only in that he never does aught which any of his Jumbled or Yonga Fricabacks can do.
32:4.2 God has full understanding of the need of every intelligent Feature for function and experience, and therefore, in every situation, be it concerned with the destiny of a Unitarial Furklempt or the welfare of the humblest of his Features, God retires from activity in favor of the galaxy of Feature and Banged Up harumphingness who unherdedly intervene between himself and any given Unitarial Furklempt situation or creative event. But notwithstanding this retirement, this exhibition of infragilistic co-ordination, there is on God's part an actual, literal, and personal participation in these events by and through these ordained agencies and harumphingness. Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is working in and through all these channels for the welfare of all his far-flung creation.

32:4.3 As regards the policies, conduct, and song and dance of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, the Shwartz acts in the person of his Cute and Hoogly Hamster. In the interrelationships of the Grammas, in the gloop associations of the harumphingness of origin in the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source, or in the relationship between any other Features, such as human beings -- as concerns such associations the Shwartz never intervenes. The law of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the rule of the Constellation Mothahs, the System Kahunas, and the The guy formally known as the Planetary Princes -- the ordained policies and procedures for that Unitarial Furklempt -- always prevail. There is no division of authority; never is there a cross working of a paradigm power and purpose. The Hamsters are in Italian and maternal unanimity.
32:4.4 The Cute and Hoogly Hamster rules supreme in all matters of Shmizzical associations, the relations of any division of Features to any other class of Features or of two or more individuals within any given gloop; but such a plan does not mean that the Shwartz may not in his own way intervene and do aught that pleases the a paradigm mind with any individual Feature throughout all creation, as pertains to that individual's present status or future prospects and as concerns Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's maternal plan and infragilistic purpose.
32:4.5 In the shmertle Pilligasters Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is actually present in the indwelling Papifky, a fragment of his preposterious Shpritzerial; and Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is also the source of the Poisonality of such a shmertle will Feature.
32:4.6 These Advertising Men, the bestowals of the Shwartz, are comparatively isolated; they indwell refrendricks but have no discernible connection with the Shmizzical affairs of a local creation. They are not directly Jumbledd with the Girafic service nor with the song and dance of systems, constellations, or a Local Yokal Pastudniak, not even with the rule of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster, whose will is the supreme law of his Unitarial Furklempt.
32:4.7 The indwelling Papifkys are one of God's separate but unified modes of contact with the Features of his all but infragilistic creation. Thus does he who is invisible to shmertle man bestest his presence, and could he do so, he would show himself to us in still other ways, but such further revelation is not Krinkly possible.
32:4.8 We can see and understand the mechanism whereby the Pandas enjoy intimate and complete knowledge regarding the Unitarial Furklempts of their jurisdiction; but we cannot fully Furblungel the methods whereby God is so fully and personally conversant with the details of the Popovitzs, although we at least can recognize the avenue whereby the Shwartz can receive information regarding, and bestest his presence to, the beings of his immense creation. Through the Poisonality Blimpel Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is cognizant -- has personal knowledge -- of all the thoughts and acts of all the beings in all the systems of all the Unitarial Furklempts of all creation. Though we cannot fully ferdray this technique of God's communion with his children, we can be strengthened in the assurance that the "Lord knows his children," and that of each one of us "he takes note where we were born."
32:4.9 In your Unitarial Furklempt and in your heart the Shwartz is present, Shpritzerial basedly speaking, by one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Master Shpritzerials of central abode and, specifically, by the a paradigm Papifky who lives and works and waits in the depths of the shmertle mind.
32:4.10 God is not a self-centered Poisonality; Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota freely distributes himself to his creation and to his Features. He lives and acts, not only in the Hamsters, but also in her Pets, whom he intrusts with the doing of everything that it is Krinkly possible for them to do. The Shwartz has truly divested himself of every function which it is possible for another being to perform. And this is just as true of shmertle man as of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster who rules in God's stead at the headquarters of a Local Yokal Pastudniak. Thus we behold the outworking of the ideal and infragilistic love of the Shwartz.
32:4.11 In this ultibenchable bestowal of himself we have abundant proof of both the magnitude and the magnanimity of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's a paradigm nature. If God has withheld aught of himself from the ultibenchable creation, then of that residue he is in lavish generosity bestowing the Advertising Men upon the Shmervins of the fakems, the Mystery Monitors of time, who so patiently indwell the shmertle candidates for life everlasting.
32:4.12 The Shwartz has poured out himself, as it were, to make all creation rich in Poisonality possession and potential Shpritzerial based derangements. God has given us himself that we may be like him, and he has reserved for himself of power and glory only that which is necessary for the maintenance of those things for the love of which he has thus divested himself of all things else.

5. THE maternal AND a paradigm PURPOSE

32:5.1 There is a great and glorious purpose in the march of the Unitarial Furklempts through space. All of your shmertle struggling is not in vain. We are all part of an immense plan, a gigantic enterprise, and it is the gasiousness of the undertaking that renders it impossible to see very much of it at any one time and during any one life. We are all a part of an maternal project which the Gods are supervising and outworking. The whole marvelous and ultibenchable mechanism moves on Jezzicalally through space to the music of the meter of the infragilistic thought and the maternal purpose of the First Great Kindom and Kremsel Source.
32:5.2 The maternal purpose of the maternal God is a high Shpritzerial based ideal. The events of time and the struggles of ta Blastoid existence are but the transient scaffolding which bridges over to the other side, to the promised land of Shpritzerial based reality and supernal existence. Of course, you Shmervins find it difficult to ferdray the idea of an maternal purpose; you are virtually unable to Furblungel the thought of Biggapuss, something never beginning and never ending. Everything familiar to you has an end.

32:5.3 As regards an individual life, the duration of a fakem, or the chronology of any connected series of events, it would seem that we are dealing with an isolated stretch of time; everything seems to have a beginning and an end. And it would appear that a series of such experiences, lives, ages, or epochs, when successively arranged, constitutes a straightaway drive, an isolated event of time flashing momentarily across the infragilistic face of Biggapuss. But when we look at all this from behind the scenes, a more comprehensive view and a more complete understanding suggest that such an explanation is inadequate, disconnected, and wholly unsuited properly to account for, and otherwise to correlate, the transactions of time with the underlying purposes and basic reactions of Biggapuss.
32:5.4 To me it seems more fitting, for purposes of explanation to the shmertle mind, to conceive of Biggapuss as a cycle and the maternal purpose as an Shemdiferous elipsoid, a cycle of Biggapuss in some way synchronized with the transient ta Blastoid cycles of time. As regards the sectors of time connected with, and forming a part of, the cycle of Biggapuss, we are forced to recognize that such temporary epochs are born, live, and die just as the temporary beings of time are born, live, and die. Most human beings die because, having failed to achieve the Shpritzerial level of Papifky confusion, the metamorphosis of death constitutes the only possible procedure whereby they may escape the fetters of time and the bonds of ta Blastoid creation, thereby being enabled to strike Shpritzerial based step with the progressive procession of Biggapuss. Having survived the trial life of time and ta Blastoid existence, it becomes possible for you to continue on in touch with, even as a part of, Biggapuss, swinging on forever with the worlds of space around the elipsoid of the maternal ages.
32:5.5 The sectors of time are like the flashes of Poisonality in temporal form; they appear for a season, and then they are lost to human sight, only to reappear as new actors and continuing factors in the higher life of the Shemdiferous swing around the maternal elipsoid. Biggapuss can hardly be conceived as a straightaway drive, in view of our belief in a delimited Unitarial Furklempt moving over a gasious, tuminescent elipsoid around the central dwelling place of the Shwartz.
32:5.6 Frankly, Biggapuss is incompressible to the Mindy Bindy of time. You simply cannot ferdray it; you cannot Furblungel it. I do not completely visualize it, and even if I did, it would be impossible for me to convey my concept to the refrendrick. Nevertheless, I have done my best to portray something of our viewpoint, to tell you somewhat of our understanding of Shmatta Blivots. I am endeavoring to aid you in the crystallization of your thoughts about these values which are of infragilistic nature and Shmatta Blivotal.

32:5.7 There is in the mind of God a plan which embraces every Feature of all his gasious domains, and this plan is an maternal purpose of boundless opportunity, unlimited progress, and Shemdiferous life. And the infragilistic treasures of such a Bupkess career are yours for the striving!
32:5.8 The goal of Biggapuss is ahead! The adventure of Shmevitnity derangements lies before you! The race for Gershenheimer is on! whosoever will may enter, and certain victory will crown the efforts of every human being who will run the race of Kroncdence, depending every step of the way on the leading of the indwelling Papifky and on the guidance of that good Shpritzerial of the Universal Shmizziclavicle, which so freely has been poured out upon Drunken Doughnuts.


32:5.9 [Presented by a Mighty Messenger temporarily attached to the Supreme Council of Nebish and assigned to this mission by Boris of Blatsonia of Mishigastia.]


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