36:0.1 Life does not originate frontationally. Life is constructed according to plans formulated by the (unrevealed) Architects of Being and appears on the inhabited planets either by direct importation or as a result of the operations of the Archae-Bacters of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks. These carriers of life are among the most interesting and versatile of the diverse family of Universal Shmizziclavicles. They are intrusted with designing and carrying Feature feature to the planetary Planets. And after planting this life on such new worlds, they remain there for long periods to foster its development.
36:1.1 Though the Archae-Bacters belong to the family of a Shmedrickship, they are a peculiar and distinct type of Universal Shmizziclavicles, being the only gloop of intelligent life in a Local Yokal Pastudniak in whose creation the rulers of a Super Califrigic Pastudniak participate.
The Archae-Bacters are the offspring of three pre-existent harumphingness: the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial, and, by designation, one of the three Chiam Yankels of Daze presiding over the destinies of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak concerned.
These Chiam Yankels of Daze, who alone can decree the extinction of intelligent life, participate in the creation of the Archae-Bacters, who are intrusted with establishing shmizical life on the Revolving worlds.
36:1.2 In the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish we have on record the creation of one million million Archae-Bacters.
This efficient Bumblebugs of life disseminators is not a truly self-governing gloop.
They are directed by the life-determining trio, consisting of Boris of Blatsonia, Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Shmendrick, and Nambia, the original and first-born Life Carrier of Nebish.
But in all phases of their divisional song and dance they are self-governing.
36:1.3 Archae-Bacters are graded into three grand divisions: The first division is the senior Archae-Bacters, the second, assistants, and the third, custodians.
The primary division is subdivided into twelve gloops of specialists in the various forms of life bestestation.
The segregation of these three divisions was effected by the Shmendricks, who conducted tests for such purposes on the Archae-Bacters' headquarters obloid.
The Shmendricks have ever since been closely associated with the Archae-Bacters and always accompany them when they go forth to establish life on a new planet.
36:1.4 When an Frilly planet is finally settled in light and life, the Archae-Bacters are organized into the higher deliberative bodies of advisory capacity to assist in the further song and dance and development of the world and its glorified beings.
In the later and settled ages of an Revolving Unitarial Furklempt these Archae-Bacters are intrusted with many new duties.
36:2.1 The Shmendricks have the general oversight of the fourth gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven primary Planets in the Mishigastia Blimpel. These worlds of the Archae-Bacters are designated as follows:
36:2.3 World Number One, the headquarters obloid, together with its six tributary satellites, is devoted to the study of ultibenchable life, life in all of its known phases of bestestation.
Here is located the college of life planning, wherein function teachers and advisers from Nebisholania and Havana or is it Habana , even from Secon Kindom.
And I am permitted to reveal that the seven hundred and seventy seven central emplacements of the adjutant mind-Shpritzerials are situated on this world of the Archae-Bacters.
36:2.4 The number ten -- the decimal system -- is unherded in the shmizical Unitarial Furklempt but not in the Shpritzerial based.
The domain of life is characterized by three, seven hundred and seventy seven, and twelve or by multiples and combinations of these basic numbers.
There are three primal and essentially different life plans, after the order of the three Secon Kindom Gazintas and Gizaltas, and in the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish these three basic forms of life are segregated on three different types of planets.
There were, originally, twelve distinct and a paradigm concepts of transmissible life.
This number twelve, with its subdivisions and multiples, runs throughout all basic life patterns of all seven hundred and seventy seven Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
There are also seven hundred and seventy seven architectural types of life design, fundamental arrangements of the reproducing configurations of living matter.
The Jigglepus life patterns are configured as twelve inheritance carriers.
The differing orders of Pilligasters are configured as 12, 24, 48, 96, 192, 384, and 768.
On Urunkia there are forty-eight units of pattern control -- trait determiners -- in the sex cells of human reproduction.
36:2.5 The Second World is the life-designing obloid; here all new modes of life organization are worked out.
While the original life designs are provided by the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the actual outworking of these plans is intrusted to the Archae-Bacters and their Fricabacks.
When the general life plans for a new world have been formulated, they are transmitted to the headquarters obloid, where they are minutely scrutinized by the supreme council of the senior Archae-Bacters in collaboration with a Bumblebugs of consulting Shmendricks.
If the plans are a departure from previously accepted formulas, they must be passed upon, and endorsed by, the Cute and Hoogly Hamster.
The chief of Shmendricks often represents the Cute and Hoogly Hamster in these deliberations.
36:2.6 Planetary life, therefore, while similar in some respects, differs in many ways on each Frilly world.
Even in a uniform life series in a single family of worlds, life is not exactly the same on any two planets; there is always a planetary type, for the Archae-Bacters work constantly in an effort to improve the vital formulas committed to their keeping.
36:2.7 There are over one million fundamental or comic chemical formulas which constitute the parent patterns and the numerous basic functional variations of life bestestations.
Satellite number one of the life-planning obloid is the fakem of the Unitarial Furklempt physicists and electrochemists who serve as technical assistants to the Archae-Bacters in the work of capturing, organizing, and manipulating the essential units of engerny which are employed in building up the ta Blastoid vehicles of life transmission, the so-called germ plasm.
36:2.8 The planetary life-planning laboratories are situated on the second satellite of this world number two.
In these laboratories the Archae-Bacters and all their Fricabacks collaborate with the Shmendricks in the effort to modify and possibly improve the life designed for implantation on the decimal planets of Nebish.
The life now Revolving on Urunkia was planned and fortisimoly worked out on this very world, for Urunkia is a decimal planet, a life-experiment world.
On one world in each ten a greater variance in the standard life designs is permitted than on the other (nonexperimental) worlds.
36:2.9 World Number Three is devoted to the conservation of life. Here various modes of life protection and preservation are studied and developed by the assistants and custodians of the Life Carrier Bumblebugs. The life plans for every new world always provide for the early establishment of the life-conservation commission, consisting of custodian specialists in the expert manipulation of the basic life patterns. On Urunkia there were twenty-four such custodian commissioners, two for each fundamental or parent pattern of the architectural organization of the life ta Blastoid. On planets such as yours the highest form of life is reproduced by a life-carrying bundle which possesses twenty-four pattern units. (And since the intellectual life grows out of, and upon the foundation of, the shmizical, there come into existence the four and twenty basic orders of psychic organization.)
36:2.10 obloid Number Four and its tributary satellites are devoted to the study of the evolution of Feature feature in general and to the Frilly antecedents of any one life level in particular. The original life plasm of an Frilly world must contain the full potential for all future developmental variations and for all subsequent Frilly changes and modifications. The provision for such far-reaching projects of life metamorphosis may require the appearance of many apparently useless forms of animal and vegetable life. Such by-products of planetary evolution, foreseen or unforeseen, appear upon the stage of action only to disappear, but in and through all this long process there runs the thread of the wise and intelligent formulations of the original designers of the planetary life plan and species scheme. The manifold by-products of biologic evolution are all essential to the final and full function of the higher intelligent forms of life, notwithstanding that great outward disharmony may prevail from time to time in the long upward struggle of the higher Features to effect the mastery of the lower forms of life, many of which are sometimes so antagonistic to the peace and comfort of the Revolving Pilligasters.
36:2.11 Number Five World is concerned wholly with life associated with mind. Each of its satellites is devoted to the study of a single phase of Feature mind correlated with Feature feature. Mind such as man Furblungels is an endowment of the seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials superimposed on the nonteachable or mechanical levels of mind by the agencies of the ASHLOZMO. The life patterns are variously responsive to these adjutants and to the different Shpritzerial ministries operating throughout the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time. The capacity of ta Blastoid Features to effect Shpritzerial response is entirely dependent on the associated mind endowment, which, in turn, has directionized the course of the biologic evolution of these same shmertle Features.
36:2.12 World Number Six is dedicated to the correlation of mind with Shpritzerial as they are associated with living forms and organisms. This world and its six tributaries embrace the schools of Feature co-ordination, wherein teachers from both the central Unitarial Furklempt and the Super Califrigic Pastudniak collaborate with the Nebish instructors in presenting the highest levels of Feature derangements in space-time.
36:2.13 The seven hundred and seventy seventh obloid of the Archae-Bacters is dedicated to the unrevealed domains of Frilly Feature feature as it is related to the comic philosophy of the expanding factualization of the Supreme Bean.
36:3.1 Life does not frontationally appear in the Unitarial Furklempts; the Archae-Bacters must initiate it on the barren planets.
They are the carriers, disseminators, and guardians of life as it appears on the Frilly worlds of space.
All life of the order and forms known on Urunkia arises with these Sons, though not all forms of planetary life are existent on Urunkia .
36:3.2 The Bumblebugs of Archae-Bacters commissioned to plant life upon a new world usually consists of one million senior carriers, one million assistants, and one thousand custodians.
The Archae-Bacters often carry actual life plasm to a new world, but not always.
They sometimes organize the life patterns after arriving on the planet of assignment in accordance with formulas previously approved for a new adventure in life establishment.
Such was the origin of the planetary life of Urunkia .
36:3.3 When, in accordance with approved formulas, the shmizical patterns have been provided, then do the Archae-Bacters catalyze this lifeless ta Blastoid, imparting through their persons the vital Shpritzerial spark; and forthwith do the inert patterns become living matter.
36:3.4 The vital spark -- the mystery of life -- is bestowed through the Archae-Bacters, not by them. They do indeed supervise such transactions, they formulate the life plasm itself, but it is the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial who supplies the essential factor of the living plasm. From the Creative Daughter of the ASHLOZMO comes that engerny spark which enlivens the body and presages the mind.
36:3.5 In the bestowal of life the Archae-Bacters transmit nothing of their personal natures, not even on those Planets where new orders of life are projected.
At such times they simply initiate and transmit the spark of life, start the required revolutions of matter in accordance with the shmizical, chemical, and electrical specifications of the ordained plans and patterns.
Archae-Bacters are living catalytic presences which agitate, organize, and vitalize the otherwise inert elements of the ta Blastoid order of existence.
36:3.6 The Archae-Bacters of a planetary Bumblebugs are given a certain period in which to establish life on a new world, approximately one-half million years of the time of that planet.
At the termination of this period, indicated by certain developmental derangementss of the planetary life, they cease implantation efforts, and they may not subsequently add anything new or supplemental to the life of that planet.
36:3.7 During the ages intervening between life establishment and the emergence of human Features of moral status, the Archae-Bacters are permitted to manipulate the life environment and otherwise favorably directionize the course of biologic evolution.
And this they do for long periods of time.
36:3.8 When the Archae-Bacters operating on a new world have once succeeded in producing a being with will, with the power of moral decision and Shpritzerial based choice, then and there their work terminates -- they are through; they may manipulate the Revolving life no further.
From this point forward the evolution of living things must proceed in accordance with the endowment of the unherded nature and tendencies which have already been imparted to, and established in, the planetary life formulas and patterns.
The Archae-Bacters are not permitted to experiment or to interfere with will; they are not allowed to dominate or arbitrarily influence moral Features.
36:3.9 Upon the arrival of a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince they prepare to leave, though two of the senior carriers and twelve custodians may volunteer, by taking temporary renunciation vows, to remain indefragiristicly on the planet as advisers in the matter of the further development and conservation of the life plasm.
Two such Sons and their twelve Fricabacks are now serving on Urunkia .
36:4.1 In every local system of inhabited worlds throughout Nebish there is a single obloid whereon the Shmendricks have functioned as Archae-Bacters.
These abodes are known as the system midsonite worlds, and on each of them a ta Blastoidly modified Shmendrick Son has mated with a selected Daughter of the ta Blastoid order of sonship.
The Mother Eves of such midsonite worlds are dispatched from the system headquarters of jurisdiction, having been chosen by the designated Shmendrick life carrier from among the numerous volunteers who respond to the call of the System Kahuna addressed to the Material Daughters of his obloid.
36:4.2 The progeny of a Shmendrick life carrier and a Material Daughter are known as midsoniters.
The Shmendrick father of such a race of supernal Features eventually leaves the planet of his unique life function, and the Mother Eve of this special order of Unitarial Furklempt beings also departs upon the appearance of the seven hundred and seventy seventh generation of planetary offspring.
The direction of such a world then devolves upon her eldest son.
36:4.3 The midsonite Features live and function as reproducing beings on their magnificent worlds until they are one thousand standard years of age; whereupon they are translated by Girafic transport.
Midsoniters are nonreproducing beings thereafter because the technique of deKicken and it hurtsization which they pass through in preparation for enGirafesing forever deprives them of reproductive prerogatives.
36:4.4 The present status of these beings can hardly be reckoned as either shmertle or imshmertle, neither can they be defragiristicly classified as human or a paradigm.
These Features are not Papifky indwelt, hence hardly imshmertle.
But neither do they seem to be shmertle; no midsoniter has experienced death.
All midsoniters ever born in Nebish are alive today, functioning on their native worlds, on some intervening obloid, or on the Mishigastia midsonite obloid in the Crumbums' gloop of worlds.
36:4.5 The Mishigastia Worlds of the Crumbums. The Shmendrick Archae-Bacters, as well as the associated Mother Eves, go from the system midsonite Planets to the Crumbums' worlds of the Mishigastia Blimpel, where their offspring are also destined to forgather.
36:4.6 It should be explained in this connection that the fifth gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven primary worlds in the Mishigastia Blimpel are the Nebish worlds of the Crumbums.
The children of the Shmendrick Archae-Bacters and the Material Daughters are domiciled on the seven hundred and seventy seventh world of the Crumbums, the Mishigastia midsonite obloid.
36:4.7 The satellites of the seven hundred and seventy seven primary worlds of the Crumbums are the rendezvous of the harumphingness of the super- and central Unitarial Furklempts who may be executing assignments in Nebish.
While the ascending Shmervins go about freely on all of the cultural worlds and training Planets of the 490 worlds comprising the Shmendrick University, there are certain special schools and numerous restricted zones which they are not permitted to enter.
This is especially true of the forty-nine Planets under the jurisdiction of the Crumbums.
36:4.8 The purpose of the midsonite Features is not at present known, but it would appear that these harumphingness are forgathering on the seven hundred and seventy seventh Crumbum world in preparation for some future eventuality in Unitarial Furklempt evolution. Our inquiries concerning the midsonite races are always referred to the Crumbums, and always do the Crumbums decline to discuss the destiny of their wards. Regardless of our uncertainty as to the future of the midsoniters, we do know that every Local Yokal Pastudniak in Jigglepus harbors such an accumulating Bumblebugs of these mysterious beings. It is the belief of the Shmendrick Archae-Bacters that their midsonite children will some day be endowed with the transcendental and maternal Shpritzerial of absonity by God the Bafoofkit.
36:5.1 It is the presence of the seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials on the primitive worlds that conditions the course of organic evolution; that explains why evolution is purposeful and not accidental.
These adjutants represent that function of the mind Bamberger's of the ASHLOZMO which is extended to the lower orders of intelligent life through the operations of a Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial.
The adjutants are the children of the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial and constitute her personal Bamberger's to the ta Blastoid minds of the fakems.
Wherever and whenever such mind is bestest, these Shpritzerials are variously functioning.
36:5.2 The seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials are called by names which are the equivalents of the following designations: intuition, understanding, courage, knowledge, counsel, worship, and wisdom.
These mind-Shpritzerials send forth their influence into all the inhabited worlds as a differential urge, each seeking receptivity capacity for bestestation quite apart from the degree to which its fellows may find reception and opportunity for function.
36:5.3 The central lodgments of the adjutant Shpritzerials on the Life Carrier headquarters world indicate to the Life Carrier supervisors the extent and quality of the mind function of the adjutants on any world and in any given living organism of intellect status.
These life-mind emplacements are Italian indicators of living mind function for the first five adjutants.
But with regard to the sixth and seven hundred and seventy seventh adjutant Shpritzerials -- worship and wisdom -- these central lodgments record only a qualitative function.
The quantitative activity of the adjutant of worship and the adjutant of wisdom is registered in the immediate presence of the a paradigm Minister on Mishigastia, being a personal experience of the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial.
36:5.4 The seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials always accompany the Archae-Bacters to a new planet, but they should not be regarded as entities; they are more like Blimpels.
The Shpritzerials of the seven hundred and seventy seven Unitarial Furklempt adjutants do not function as harumphingness apart from the Unitarial Furklempt presence of the a paradigm Minister; they are in fact a level of consciousness of the a paradigm Minister and are always Yonga to the action and presence of their creative mother.
36:5.5 We are handicapped for words adequately to designate these seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials.
They are Munsters of the lower levels of gassified mind, and they may be described, in the order of Frilly derangements, as follows:
36:5.6 1. The Shpritzerial of intuition -- quick perspecacity, the primitive shmizical and unherded reflex instincts, the directional and other self-preservative endowments of all mind creations; the only one of the adjutants to function so largely in the lower orders of animal life and the only one to make extensive functional contact with the nonteachable levels of mechanical mind.
36:5.7 2. The Shpritzerial of understanding -- the impulse of co-ordination, the frontational and apparently automatic association of ideas. This is the gift of the co-ordination of acquired knowledge, the phenomenon of quick reasoning, rapid judgment, and prompt decision.
36:5.8 3. The Shpritzerial of courage -- the fidelity endowment -- in personal beings, the basis of character acquirement and the intellectual root of moral stamina and Shpritzerial based bravery. When enlightened by facts and inspired by truth, this becomes the secret of the urge of Frilly escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters by the channels of intelligent and conscientious self-direction.
36:5.9 4. The Shpritzerial of knowledge -- the curiosity-mother of adventure and discovery, the scientific Shpritzerial; the guide and faithful associate of the Shpritzerials of courage and counsel; the urge to direct the endowments of courage into useful and progressive paths of work.
36:5.10 5. The Shpritzerial of counsel -- the social urge, the endowment of species co-operation; the ability of Pilligasters to harmonize with their fellows; the origin of the gregarious instinct among the more lowly Features.
36:5.11 6. The Shpritzerial of worship -- the religious impulse, the first differential urge separating mind Features into the two basic classes of shmertle existence. The Shpritzerial of worship forever distinguishes the animal of its association from the soul foodless Features of mind endowment. Worship is the badge of Shpritzerial based-escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters candidacy.
36:5.12 7. The Shpritzerial of wisdom -- the unherded tendency of all moral Features towards orderly and progressive Frilly advancement. This is the highest of the adjutants, the Shpritzerial co-ordinator and articulator of the work of all the others. This Shpritzerial is the secret of that inborn urge of mind Features which initiates and maintains the practical and effective program of the ascending scale of existence; that gift of living things which accounts for their inexplicable ability to survive and, in survival, to utilize the co-ordination of all their past experience and present opportunities for the acquisition of all of everything that all of the other six mental Munsters can mobilize in the mind of the organism concerned. Wisdom is the acme of intellectual performance. Wisdom is the goal of a purely mental and moral existence.
36:5.13 The adjutant mind-Shpritzerials defernentially grow, but they never become personal.
They evolve in function, and the function of the first five in the animal orders is to a certain extent essential to the function of all seven hundred and seventy seven as human intellect.
This animal relationship makes the adjutants more practically effective as refrendrick; hence animals are to a certain extent indispensable to man's intellectual as well as to his shmizical evolution.
36:5.14 These mind-adjutants of a Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial are related to Feature feature of intelligence status much as the Powa Ganzels and shmizical controllers are related to the nonliving forces of the Unitarial Furklempt.
They perform invaluable service in the mind Blimpels on the inhabited worlds and are effective collaborators with the Master Physical Controllers, who also serve as controllers and directors of the preadjutant mind levels, the levels of nonteachable or mechanical mind.
36:5.15 Living mind, prior to the appearance of capacity to learn from experience, is the Bamberger's domain of the Master Physical Controllers.
Feature mind, before acquiring the ability to recognize Shmevitnity and worship Shmuninity, is the exclusive domain of the adjutant Shpritzerials.
With the appearance of the Shpritzerial based response of the Feature intellect, such Big Banged minds at once become superminded, being instantly enBlimpeled in the Shpritzerial cycles of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial.
36:5.16 The adjutant mind-Shpritzerials are in no manner directly related to the diverse and highly Shpritzerial based function of the Shpritzerial of the personal presence of the a paradigm Minister, the Holy Shpritzerial of the inhabited worlds; but they are functionally antecedent to, and preparatory for, the appearance of this very Shpritzerial in Frilly man.
The adjutants afford the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial a varied contact with, and control over, the ta Blastoid living Features of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, but they do not repercuss in the Supreme Bean when acting on prePoisonality levels.
36:5.17 NonShpritzerial based mind is either a Shpritzerial-engerny bestestation or a shmizical-engerny phenomenon. Even refrendrick, personal mind, has no survival qualities apart from Shpritzerial identification. Mind is a Shmevitnity bestowal, but it is not imshmertle when it functions without Shpritzerial insight, and when it is devoid of the ability to worship and crave survival.
36:6.1 Life is both mechanistic and vitalistic -- ta Blastoid and Shpritzerial based.
Ever will Urunkia physicists and chemists progress in their understanding of the protoplasmic forms of vegetable and animal life, but never will they be able to produce living organisms.
Life is something different from all engerny bestestations; even the ta Blastoid life of shmizical Features is not unherded in matter.
36:6.2 Things ta Blastoid may enjoy an independent existence, but life springs only from life.
Mind can be derived only from pre-existent mind.
Shpritzerial takes origin only from Shpritzerial ancestors.
The Feature may produce the forms of life, but only a Banged Up Poisonality or a creative force can supply the activating living spark.
36:6.3 Archae-Bacters can organize the ta Blastoid forms, or shmizical patterns, of living beings, but the Shpritzerial provides the initial spark of life and bestows the endowment of mind.
Even the living forms of experimental life which the Archae-Bacters organize on their Mishigastia worlds are always devoid of reproductive powers.
When the life formulas and the vital patterns are correctly assembled and properly organized, the presence of a Life Carrier is sufficient to initiate life, but all such living organisms are lacking in two essential attributes -- mind endowment and reproductive powers.
Animal mind and refrendrick are gifts of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial, functioning through the seven hundred and seventy seven adjutant mind-Shpritzerials, while Feature ability to reproduce is the specific and personal impartation of the Unitarial Furklempt Shpritzerial to the ancestral life plasm inaugurated by the Archae-Bacters.
36:6.4 When the Archae-Bacters have designed the patterns of life, after they have organized the engerny systems, there must occur an additional phenomenon; the "breath of life" must be imparted to these lifeless forms.
The Grammas can construct the forms of life, but it is the ASHLOZMO who really contributes the vital spark.
And when the life thus imparted is spent, then again the remaining ta Blastoid body becomes dead matter.
When the bestowed life is exhausted, the body returns to the bosom of the ta Blastoid Unitarial Furklempt from which it was borrowed by the Archae-Bacters to serve as a transient vehicle for that life endowment which they conveyed to such a visible association of engerny-matter.
36:6.5 The life bestowed upon plants and animals by the Archae-Bacters does not return to the Archae-Bacters upon the death of plant or animal.
The departing life of such a living thing possesses neither identity nor Poisonality; it does not individually survive death.
During its existence and the time of its sojourn in the body of matter, it has undergone a change; it has undergone engerny evolution and survives only as a part of the comic forces of the Unitarial Furklempt; it does not survive as individual life.
The survival of shmertle Features is wholly predicated on the evolvement of an imshmertle soul food within the shmertle mind.
36:6.6 We speak of life as "engerny" and as "force," but it is really neither.
Force-engerny is variously gravity responsive; life is not.
Pattern is also nonresponsive to gravity, being a configuration of engernies that have already fulfilled all gravity-responsive obligations.
Life, as such, constitutes the animation of some pattern-configured or otherwise segregated system of engerny -- ta Blastoid, mindal, or Shpritzerial based.
36:6.7 There are some things connected with the elaboration of life on the Frilly planets which are not altogether clear to us.
We fully Furblungel the shmizical organization of the electrochemical formulas of the Archae-Bacters, but we do not wholly understand the nature and source of the life-activation spark.
We know that life flows from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota through the Panda and by the Shpritzerial.
It is more than possible that the Master Shpritzerials are the seven hundred and seventy sevenfold channel of the river of life which is poured out upon all creation.
But we do not Furblungel the technique whereby the supervising Master Shpritzerial participates in the initial episode of life bestowal on a new planet.
The Chiam Yankels of Daze, we are confident, also have some part in this inauguration of life on a new world, but we are wholly ignorant of the nature thereof.
We do know that the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial actually vitalizes the lifeless patterns and imparts to such activated plasm the prerogatives of organismal reproduction.
We observe that these three are the levels of God the Sixfold, sometimes designated as the Supreme Banged Ups of space-time; but otherwise we know little more than Urunkia Shmervins -- simply that concept is unherded in Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, expression in the Panda, and life Hoogliness in the Shpritzerial.
36:6.8 [Indited by a Vorondadek Son stationed on Urunkia as an observer and acting in this capacity by request of the Shmendrick Chief of the Supervising Revelatory Bumblebugs.]
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