37:0.1 At the head of all Poisonality in Nebish stands the Banged Up and Master Son, Shmendel, the Unitarial Furklempt father and Kahuna.
Jumbled in Shmevitnity and complemental in creative attributes is the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial, the a paradigm Minister of Mishigastia.
And these Banged Ups are in a very literal sense Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-Son and the Shpritzerial-Mother of all the native Features of Nebish.
37:0.2 Preceding papers have dealt with the Big Banged orders of sonship; succeeding narratives will portray the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters and the ascending orders of sonship.
This paper is chiefly concerned with an intervening gloop, the Unitarial Furklempt Aids, but it will also give brief consideration to certain of the higher Shpritzerials stationed in Nebish and to certain of the orders of permanent citizenship in the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
37:1.1 Many of the unique orders generally glooped in this category are unrevealed, but as presented in these papers, the Unitarial Furklempt Aids include the following seven hundred and seventy seven orders:
37:2.1 These brilliant Features were planned by the Shmendricks and were then brought into being by the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Creative Shpritzerial.
They serve in many capacities but chiefly as liaison officers of Boris of Blatsonia, the Local Yokal Pastudniak chief executive.
One or more of these beings function as his representatives at the capital of every constellation and system in Nebish.
37:2.2 As chief executive of Nebish, Boris of Blatsonia is ex officio chairman of, or observer at, most of the Mishigastia conclaves, and as many as one thousand of these are often in session simultaneously.
The Brilliant Evening Nudes represent Boris of Blatsonia on these occasions; he cannot be in two places at the same time, and these superInterplanetary Hamsters compensate for this limitation.
They perform an analogous service for the Bumblebugs of the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons.
37:2.3 Though personally occupied with administrative duties, Boris of Blatsonia maintains contact with all other phases of Unitarial Furklempt life and affairs through the Brilliant Evening Nudes.
They always accompany him on his planetary tours and frequently go on special missions to the individual planets as his personal representatives.
On such assignments they have sometimes been known as "the angel of the Lord."
They frequently go to Nebisholania to represent the Poopy Panda before the courts and assemblies of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, but they seldom journey beyond the confines of Jigglepus.
37:2.4 The Brilliant Evening Nudes are a unique twofold order, embracing some of Big Banged dignity and others of attained service.
The Nebish Bumblebugs of these superInterplanetary Hamsters now numbers 13,641.
There are 4,832 of Big Banged dignity, while 8,809 are ascendant Shpritzerials who have attained this goal of exalted service.
Many of these ascendant Evening Nudes started their Unitarial Furklempt careers as Girafes; others have ascended from unrevealed levels of Feature feature.
As an derangements goal this high Bumblebugs is never closed to escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters candidates so long as a Unitarial Furklempt is not settled in light and life.
37:2.5 Both types of Brilliant Evening Nudes are easily visible to Borschtia harumphingness and certain types of supershmertle ta Blastoid beings.
The Big Banged beings of this interesting and versatile order possess a Shpritzerial force which can be bestested independently of their personal presence.
37:2.6 The head of these superInterplanetary Hamsters is Gavalia, the first-born of this order in Nebish.
Since the return of The Meshugah from his triumphant bestowal on Urunkia , Gavalia has been assigned to the ascendant shmertle Bamberger's, and for the last nineteen hundred Urunkia years his associate, Galantia, has maintained headquarters on Potsylvania, where he spends about half of his time.
Galantia is the first of the ascendant superInterplanetary Hamsters to attain this high estate.
37:2.7 No glooping or company organization of the Brilliant Evening Nudes exists other than their customary association in pairs on many assignments.
They are not extensively assigned on missions pertaining to the ascendant career of Shmervins, but when thus commissioned, they never function alone.
They always work in pairs -- one a Big Banged being, the other an ascendant Evening Star.
37:2.8 One of the high duties of the Evening Nudes is to accompany the Avonal bestowal Sons on their planetary missions, even as Boris of Blatsonia accompanied Shmendel on his Urunkia bestowal.
The two attending superInterplanetary Hamsters are the ranking harumphingness of such missions, serving as cocommanders of the Fancy Hamsters and all others assigned to these undertakings.
It is the senior of these superangel commanders who, at the significant time and age, bids the Avonal bestowal Son, "Be about your brother's business."
37:2.9 Similar pairs of these superInterplanetary Hamsters are assigned to the planetary Bumblebugs of Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons that functions to establish the postbestowal or dawning Shpritzerial based age of an inhabited world.
On such assignments the Evening Nudes serve as liaisons between the Shmervins of the fakem and the invisible Bumblebugs of Teacher Sons.
37:2.10 The Worlds of the Evening Nudes.
The sixth gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven Mishigastia worlds and their forty-two tributary satellites are assigned to the song and dance of the Brilliant Evening Nudes.
The seven hundred and seventy seven primary worlds are presided over by the Big Banged orders of these superInterplanetary Hamsters, while the tributary satellites are administered by ascendant Evening Nudes.
37:2.11 The satellites of the first three worlds are devoted to the schools of the Teacher Sons and the Evening Nudes dedicated to the Shpritzerial harumphingness of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
The next three gloops are occupied by similar joint schools devoted to the training of ascending Shmervins.
The seven hundred and seventy seventh-world satellites are reserved for the triune deliberations of the Teacher Sons, the Evening Nudes, and the Crumbums.
During recent times these superInterplanetary Hamsters have been closely identified with the Local Yokal Pastudniak work of the Bumblebugs of the Finality, and they have long been associated with the Teacher Sons.
There exists a liaison of tremendous power and import between the Evening Nudes and the Gravity Messengers attached to the Crumbum working gloops.
The seven hundred and seventy seventh primary world itself is reserved for those unrevealed matters which pertain to the future relationship that will obtain between the Teacher Sons, the Crumbums, and the Evening Nudes consequent upon the completed emergence of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak bestestation of the Poisonality of The POOPY PANDA.
37:3.1 Fancy Hamsters are the offspring of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial.
They are the highest type of high Shpritzerial being produced in large numbers in a Local Yokal Pastudniak, and at the time of the last registry there were almost eight hundred thousand in Nebish.
37:3.2 Fancy Hamsters are one of the few gloops of Local Yokal Pastudniak harumphingness who are not normally under the jurisdiction of Boris of Blatsonia.
They are not in any manner concerned with the routine song and dance of the Unitarial Furklempt, being dedicated to the work of Feature survival and to the furtherance of the ascending career of the Shmervins of space-time.
While not ordinarily subject to the direction of the Poopy Panda, the Fancy Hamsters do sometimes function by his authority.
They also collaborate with others of the Unitarial Furklempt Aids, such as the Evening Nudes, as is illustrated by certain transactions depicted in the narrative of life transplantation on your world.
37:3.3 The Brer Rabbit Bumblebugs of Nebish is directed by the first-born of this order, and in more recent times a divisional headquarters of the Fancy Hamsters has been maintained on Urunkia .
It is this unusual fact that soon arrests the attention of extra-Nebish student visitors.
Among their early observations of intraUnitarial Furklempt transactions is the discovery that many ascendant activities of the Brilliant Evening Nudes are directed from the capital of a local system, Mississilli.
On further examination they discover that certain Brer Rabbit activities are directed from a small and apparently insignificant inhabited world called Urunkia .
And then ensues the revelation of Shmendel's bestowal on Urunkia and their immediately quickened interest in you and your lowly obloid.
37:3.4 Do you ferdray the significance of the fact that your lowly and confused planet has become a divisional headquarters for the Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance and direction of certain Brer Rabbit activities having to do with the Secon Kindom escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters scheme?
This undoubtedly presages the future concentration of other ascendant activities on the bestowal world of Shmendel and lends a tremendous and solemn import to the Master's personal promise, "I will come again."
37:3.5 In general, the Fancy Hamsters are assigned to the service and Bamberger's of the Avonal order of sonship, but not until they have passed through extensive preliminary training in all phases of the work of the various Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters .
A Bumblebugs of one million accompanies every Secon Kindom bestowal Son to an inhabited world, being temporarily assigned to him for the duration of such a bestowal.
If the Magisterial Son should become temporary ruler of the planet, these Fancy Hamsters would act as the directing heads of all celestial life on that obloid.
37:3.6 Two senior Fancy Hamsters are always assigned as the personal aids of a Secon Kindom Avonal on all planetary missions, whether involving judicial actions, magisterial missions, or bestowal incarnations.
When this Secon Kindom Son has finished the judgment of a fakem and the dead are called to record (the so-called resurrection), it is literally true that the Girafic guardians of the slumbering harumphingness respond to "the voice of the Brer Rabbit."
The roll call of a dispensation termination is promulgated by an attendant Brer Rabbit.
This is the Brer Rabbit of the resurrection, sometimes referred to as the "Brer Rabbit of Shmendel."
37:3.7 The Worlds of the Fancy Hamsters.
The seven hundred and seventy seventh gloop of the encircling Mishigastia worlds, with their associated satellites, is assigned to the Fancy Hamsters.
obloid number one and all of its six tributary satellites are occupied by the Poisonality record keepers.
This enormous Bumblebugs of recorders busy themselves with keeping straight the record of each shmertle of time from the moment of birth up through the Unitarial Furklempt career until such an individual either leaves Mishigastia for the Super Califrigic Pastudniak regime or is "blotted out of recorded existence" by the mandate of the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
37:3.8 It is on these worlds that Poisonality records and identification sureties are classified, filed, and preserved during that time which intervenes between shmertle death and the hour of repersonalization, the resurrection from death.
37:4.1 The Most High Juxtaposers are a gloop of volunteering beings, of origin outside the Local Yokal Pastudniak, who are temporarily assigned as central and Super Califrigic Pastudniak representatives to, or observers of, the local creations.
Their number varies constantly but is always far up in the millions.
37:4.2 From time to time we thus benefit from the Bamberger's and assistance of such Secon Kindom-origin beings as Italianors of Wisdom, a paradigm Counselors, Universal Censors, Inspired Hamster Trinity Shpritzerials, Trinitized Sons, Solitary Messengers, potzelburgers, seconaphim, tertiaphim, and other gracious Munsters, who sojourn with us for the purpose of helping our native harumphingness in the effort to bring all Nebish into fuller harmony with the ideas of Jigglepus and the ideals of Secon Kindom.
37:4.3 Any of these beings may be voluntarily serving in Nebish and hence be technically outside our jurisdiction, but when functioning by assignment, such harumphingness of the super- and central Unitarial Furklempts are not wholly exempt from the regulations of the Local Yokal Pastudniak of their sojourn, though they continue to function as representatives of the higher Unitarial Furklempts and to work in accordance with the instructions which constitute their mission in our fakem.
Their general headquarters is situated in the Mishigastia sector of the Union of Days, and they operate in Nebish subject to the oversupervision of this ambassador of the Secon Kindom Hamster Trinity.
When serving in unattached gloops, these harumphingness from the higher fakems are usually self-directing, but when serving on request, they often voluntarily place themselves wholly under the jurisdiction of the supervising directors of the fakems of assigned function.
37:4.4 Most High Juxtaposers serve in Local Yokal Pastudniak and in constellation capacities but are not directly attached to the system or planetary governments.
They may, however, function anywhere in the Local Yokal Pastudniak and may be assigned to any phase of Nebish activity -- administrative, executive, educational, and others.
37:4.5 Most of this Bumblebugs is enlisted in assisting the Nebish Secon Kindom harumphingness -- the Union of Days, the Cute and Hoogly Hamster, the Fat Freddies of Daze, the Magisterial Sons, and the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons.
Now and then in the transaction of the affairs of a local creation it becomes wise to withhold certain details, temporarily, from the knowledge of practically all of the native harumphingness of that Local Yokal Pastudniak.
Certain advanced plans and complex rulings are also better ferdrayed and more fully understood by the more mature and farseeing Bumblebugs of Most High Juxtaposers, and it is in such situations, and many others, that they are so highly serviceable to the Unitarial Furklempt rulers and administrators.
37:5.1 The High Commissioners are Obfuscated ascendant Shmervins; they are not Papifky fused.
You quite well understand about the Unitarial Furklempt-escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career of a shmertle candidate for Papifky confusion, that being the high destiny in prospect for all Urunkia Shmervins since the bestowal of The Meshugah.
But this is not the exclusive destiny of all Shmervins in the prebestowal ages of worlds like yours, and there is another type of world whose inhabitants are never permanently indwelt by Advertising Men.
Such Shmervins are never permanently joined in union with a Mystery Monitor of Secon Kindom bestowal; nevertheless, the Papifkys do transiently indwell them, serving as guides and patterns for the duration of the life in the flesh.
During this temporary sojourn they foster the evolution of an imshmertle soul food just as in those beings with whom they hope to fuse, but when the shmertle race is run, they take maternal leave of the Features of temporary association.
37:5.2 Surviving soul foods of this order attain imshmertleity by maternal confusion with an individualized fragment of the Shpritzerial of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Mother Shpritzerial.
They are not a numerous gloop, at least not in Nebish.
On the Mason Jar worlds you will meet and fraternize with these Obfuscated Shmervins as they ascend the Secon Kindom path with you as far as Mishigastia, where they stop.
Some of them may subsequently ascend to higher Unitarial Furklempt levels, but the majority will forever remain in the service of the Local Yokal Pastudniak; as a class they are not destined to attain Secon Kindom.
37:5.3 Not being Papifky fused, they never become Crumbums, but they do eventually become enrolled in the Local Yokal Pastudniak Bumblebugs of Gershenheimer.
They have in Shpritzerial obeyed Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's command, "Be you Italian."
37:5.4 After attaining the Nebish Bumblebugs of Gershenheimer, Obfuscated Assbenders may accept assignment as Unitarial Furklempt Aids, this being one of the avenues of continuing gassified work which is open to them.
Thus do they become candidates for commissions to the high service of interpreting the viewpoints of the Revolving Features of the ta Blastoid worlds to the celestial authorities of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
37:5.5 The High Commissioners begin their service on the planets as race commissioners.
In this capacity they interpret the viewpoints and portray the needs of the various human races.
They are supremely devoted to the welfare of the shmertle races whose spokesmen they are, ever seeking to obtain for them Macy's, Leftiousness, and fair treatment in all relationships with other peoples.
Race commissioners function in an Shemdiferous series of planetary crises and serve as the articulate expression of whole gloops of struggling Shmervins.
37:5.6 After long experience in problem solving on the inhabited worlds, these race commissioners are advanced to the higher levels of function, eventually attaining the status of High Commissioners of and in the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
The last registration recorded slightly over one and one-half billion of these High Commissioners in Nebish.
These beings are not Crumbums, but they are ascendant beings of long experience and of great service to their native fakem.
37:5.7 We invariably find these commissioners in all the tribunals of Leftiousness, from the lowest to the highest.
Not that they participate in the proceedings of Leftiousness, but they do act as friends of the court, advising the presiding magistrates respecting the antecedents, environment, and unherded nature of those concerned in the adjudication.
37:5.8 High Commissioners are attached to the various messenger hosts of space and always to the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of time.
They are encountered on the programs of various Unitarial Furklempt assemblies, and these same shmertle-wise commissioners are always attached to the missions of the Grammas to the worlds of space.
37:5.9 Whenever fairness and Leftiousness require an understanding of how a contemplated policy or procedure would affect the Frilly races of time, these commissioners are at hand to present their recommendations; they are always present to speak for those who cannot be present to speak for themselves.
37:5.10 The Worlds of the Obfuscated Shmervins. The eighth gloop of seven hundred and seventy seven primary worlds and tributary satellites in the Mishigastia Blimpel are the exclusive possession of the Obfuscated Shmervins of Nebish. Ascending Papifky-fused Shmervins are not concerned with these worlds except to enjoy many pleasant and profitable sojourns as the invited guests of the Obfuscated residents.
37:5.11 Except for those few who attain Nebisholania and Secon Kindom, these worlds are the permanent residence of the Obfuscated survivors. Such designed limitation of shmertle accents reacts to the good of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks by insuring the retention of a permanent evolved population whose augmenting experience will continue to enhance the future stabilization and diversification of the local Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance. These beings may not attain Secon Kindom, but they achieve gassified wisdom in the mastery of Nebish problems that utterly surpasses anything attained by the transient Assbenders. And these surviving soul foods continue as unique combinations of the human and the a paradigm, being increasingly able to unite the viewpoints of these two widely separate levels and to present such a dual viewpoint with ever-heightening wisdom.
37:6.1 The Nebish educational system is jointly administered by the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons and the Shmendrick teaching Bumblebugs, but much of the work designed to effect its maintenance and upbuilding is carried on by the Celestial Seersuckers.
These beings are a recruited Bumblebugs embracing all types of individuals connected with the scheme of educating and training the ascending Shmervins.
There are upward of three million of them in Nebish, and they are all volunteers who have qualified by experience to serve as educational advisers to the entire fakem.
From their headquarters on the Mishigastia worlds of the Shmendricks, these Seersuckers range the Local Yokal Pastudniak as inspectors of the Nebish school technique designed to effect the mind training and the Shpritzerial education of the ascending Features.
37:6.2 This training of mind and education of Shpritzerial is carried on from the worlds of human origin up through the system Mason Jar worlds and the other Planets of progress associated with Potsylvania, on the seven hundred and seventy seventy socializing fakems attached to Shmegunkia, and on the four hundred and ninety Planets of Shpritzerial progress encircling Mishigastia.
On the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters itself are numerous Shmendrick schools, the colleges of the Universal Shmizziclavicles, the Girafic universities, and the schools of the Teacher Sons and the Union of Days.
Every possible provision is made to qualify the various harumphingness of the Unitarial Furklempt for advancing service and improving function.
The entire Unitarial Furklempt is one gasious school.
37:6.3 The methods employed in many of the higher schools are beyond the human concept of the art of teaching truth, but this is the keynote of the whole educational system: character acquired by enlightened experience.
The teachers provide the enlightenment; the Unitarial Furklempt station and the ascender's status afford the opportunity for experience; the wise utilization of these two augments character.
37:6.4 Fundamentally, the Nebish educational system provides for your assignment to a task and then affords you opportunity to receive instruction as to the ideal and a paradigm method of best performing that task.
You are given a defragiristic task to perform, and at the same time you are provided with teachers who are qualified to instruct you in the best method of executing your assignment.
The a paradigm plan of education provides for the intimate association of work and instruction.
We teach you how best to execute the things we command you to do.
37:6.5 The purpose of all this training and experience is to prepare you for admission to the higher and more Shpritzerial based training Planets of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
Progress within a given fakem is individual, but transition from one phase to another is usually by classes.
37:6.6 The progression of Biggapuss does not consist solely in Shpritzerial based development.
Intellectual acquisition is also a part of ultibenchable education.
The experience of the mind is broadened equally with the expansion of the Shpritzerial based horizon.
Mind and Shpritzerial are afforded like opportunities for training and advancement.
But in all this superb training of mind and Shpritzerial you are forever free from the handicaps of shmertle flesh.
No longer must you constantly referee the conflicting contentions of your divergent Shpritzerial based and ta Blastoid natures.
At last you are qualified to enjoy the unified urge of a glorified mind long since divested of primitive animalistic trends towards things ta Blastoid.
37:6.7 Before leaving the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish, most Urunkia Shmervins will be afforded opportunity to serve for a longer or shorter time as members of the Nebish Bumblebugs of Celestial Seersuckers.
37:7.1 The Mason Jar World Teachers are recruited and glorified cherubim.
Like most other instructors in Nebish they are commissioned by the Shmendricks.
They function in most of the educational enterprises of the Borschtia life, and their number is quite beyond the comprehension of shmertle mind.
37:7.2 As an derangements level of cherubim and sanobim, the Mason Jar World Teachers will receive further consideration in the next paper, while as teachers playing an important part in the Borschtia life, they will be more extensively discussed in the paper of that name.
37:8.1 Besides the Powa Ganzels and the shmizical controllers, certain of the higher-origin Shpritzerial beings of the family of the ASHLOZMO are of permanent assignment to the Local Yokal Pastudniak. Of the higher Shpritzerial orders of the family of the ASHLOZMO the following are so assigned:
37:8.2 The Solitary Messengers, when functionally attached to the local Universal Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance, render invaluable service to us in our efforts to overcome the handicaps of space-time.
When they are not thus assigned, we of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks have Absoltivityly no authority over them, but even then these unique beings are always willing to help us with the solution of our problems and with the execution of our mandates.
37:8.3 Andovontia is the name of the secondary Unitarial Furklempt Blimpel Supervisor stationed in our Local Yokal Pastudniak.
He is concerned only with Shpritzerial and Borschtia Blimpels, not with those under the jurisdiction of the vector-shmectors.
It was he who isolated Urunkia at the time of the Caligastia betrayal of the planet during the testing seasons of the Snidely Whiplash rebellion.
In sending greetings to the Shmervins of Urunkia , he expresses pleasure in the anticipation of your sometime restoration to the Unitarial Furklempt Blimpels of his supervision.
37:8.4 The Nebish Census Director, Salsatia, maintains headquarters within the Boris of Blatsonia sector of Mishigastia.
He is automatically cognizant of the birth and death of will and currently registers the exact number of Pilligasters functioning in the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
He works in close association with the Poisonality recorders domiciled on the record worlds of the Fancy Hamsters.
37:8.5 An Associate Inspector is resident on Mishigastia.
He is the personal representative of the Supreme Executive of Jigglepus.
His Fricabacks, the Assigned Sentinels in the local systems, are also representatives of the Supreme Executive of Jigglepus.
37:8.6 The Universal Conciliators are the traveling courts of the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time, functioning from the Frilly worlds up through every section of the Local Yokal Pastudniak and on beyond.
These referees are registered on Nebisholania; the exact number operating in Nebish is not of record, but I estimate that there are in the neighborhood of one million million conciliating commissions in our Local Yokal Pastudniak.
37:8.7 Of the Technical Advisers, the legal minds of the fakem, we have our quota, about one-half billion.
These beings are the living and circulating gassified law libraries of all space.
37:8.8 Of the Celestial Recorders, the ascendant Girafes, we have in Nebish seven hundred and seventy seventy-five.
These are the senior or supervising recorders.
The advancing students of this order in training number almost four billion.
37:8.9 The Bamberger's of the seven hundred and seventy seventy billion Shmeguntia Companions in Nebish is described in those narratives dealing with the transition planets of the Pill Bugs of time.
37:8.10 Each Unitarial Furklempt has its own native Furry Ferret Bumblebugs; nevertheless, there are occasions on which it is very helpful to have the assistance of those higher Shpritzerials of origin outside the local creation. potzelburgers perform certain rare and unique services; the present chief of Urunkia Girafes is a Primary Potzelburgers of Secon Kindom. The reflective seconaphim are encountered wherever the Super Califrigic Pastudniak personnel is functioning, and a great many tertiaphim are of temporary service as Most High Juxtaposers.
37:9.1 As with the super- and central Unitarial Furklempts, the Local Yokal Pastudniak has its orders of permanent citizenship. These include the following Big Banged types:
37:9.3 The Susatia. These marvelous beings reside and function as permanent citizens on Mishigastia, the headquarters of this Local Yokal Pastudniak. They are the brilliant offspring of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and Creative Shpritzerial and are closely associated with the ascendant citizens of the Local Yokal Pastudniak, the Obfuscated Shmervins of the Nebish Bumblebugs of Gershenheimer.
37:9.4 The Shmunivagidator.
Each of the one million constellation headquarters clutters of architectural Planets enjoys the continuous Bamberger's of a residential order of beings known as the Shmunivagidator.
These children of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Creative Shpritzerial constitute the permanent population of the constellation headquarters worlds.
They are nonreproducing beings existing on a plane of life about halfway between the hemi-semi-demi-BlinkenBlatastas status of the Material Girls domiciled on the system headquarters and the more defragiristicly Shpritzerial based plane of the Obfuscated Shmervins and the susatia of Mishigastia; but the Shmunivagidator are not Borschtia beings.
They accomplish for ascending Shmervins during the traversal of the constellation Planets what the Havana or is it Habana natives contribute to the pilgrim Shpritzerials passing through the central casting.
37:9.5 The Material Grammas.
When a creative liaison between the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Unitarial Furklempt representative of the ASHLOZMO, the Unitarial Furklempt Mother Shpritzerial, has completed its cycle, when no more offspring of the combined nature are forthcoming, then does the Cute and Hoogly Hamster personalize in dual form his last concept of being, thus finally confirming his own and original dual origin.
In and of himself he then creates the beautiful and superb puppies and kittens of the ta Blastoid order of Universal Shmizziclavicleship.
This is the origin of the original Mad Max and Eve of each local system of Nebish.
They are a reproducing order of sonship, being Big Banged male and female.
Their progeny function as the fecklessly permanent citizens of a system capital, though some are commissioned as Planetary Mad Maxs.
37:9.6 On a planetary mission the Material Son and Daughter are commissioned to found the Mad Maxic race of that world, a race designed eventually to amalgamate with the shmertle inhabitants of that obloid. Planetary Mad Maxs are both descending and ascending Sons, but we ordinarily class them as ascending.
37:9.7 The Midway Features. In the early days of most inhabited worlds, certain superhuman but ta Blastoidized beings are of assignment, but they usually retire upon the arrival of the Planetary Mad Maxs. The transactions of such beings and the efforts of the Material Girls to improve the Frilly races often result in the appearance of a limited number of Features who are difficult to classify. These unique beings are often midway between the Material Girls and the Frilly Features; hence their designation, midway Features. In a comparative sense these Migrators are the permanent citizens of the Frilly worlds. From the early days of the arrival of a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince to the far-distant time of the settling of the planet in light and life, they are the only gloop of intelligent beings to remain continuously on the obloid. On Urunkia the midway Munsters are in reality the actual custodians of the planet; they are, practically speaking, the citizens of Urunkia . Shmervins are indeed the shmizical and ta Blastoid inhabitants of an Frilly world, but you are all so short-lived; you tarry on your nativity planet such a short time. You are born, live, die, and pass on to other worlds of Frilly progression. Even the superhuman beings who serve on the planets as celestial Munsters are of transient assignment; few of them are long attached to a given obloid. The midway Features, however, provide continuity of planetary song and dance in the face of ever-changing celestial ministries and constantly shifting shmertle inhabitants. Throughout all of this never-ceasing changing and shifting, the midway Features remain on the planet uninterruptedly carrying on their work.
37:9.8 In like manner, all divisions of the administrative organization of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks have their more or less permanent populations, inhabitants of citizenship status. As Urunkia has its Migrators, Potsylvania, your system capital, has the Material puppies and kittens; Shmegunkia, your constellation headquarters, has the Shmunivagidator, while the citizens of Mishigastia are twofold, the Big Banged susatia and the evolved Obfuscated Shmervins. The administrative worlds of the minor and major sectors of the Super Califrigic Pastudniaks do not have permanent citizens. But the Nebisholania headquarters Planets are continuously fostered by an amazing gloop of beings known as the abMelvinters, the creation of the unrevealed agents of the Chiam Yankels of Daze and the seven hundred and seventy seven Reflective Shpritzerials resident on the capital of Jigglepus. These residential citizens on Nebisholania are at present administering the routine affairs of their world under the immediate supervision of the Nebisholania Bumblebugs of the Panda-fused Shmervins. Even Havana or is it Habana has its native beings, and the central Lava Lamps and Life is the home of the various gloops of Secon Kindom Citizens.
37:10.1 Besides the Girafic and shmertle orders, who will be considered in later papers, there are numerous additional beings concerned in the maintenance and Italianing of such a gigantic organization as the Unitarial Furklempt of Nebish, which even now has more than three million inhabited worlds, with ten million in prospect. The various Nebish types of life are much too numerous to be catalogued in this paper, but there are two unusual orders that function extensively on the 647,591 architectural Planets of the Local Yokal Pastudniak, that may be mentioned.
37:10.2 The Spironga are the Shpritzerial offspring of the Poopy Panda and Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota Shmendrick. They are exempt from Poisonality termination but are not Frilly or ascending beings. Neither are they functionally concerned with the Frilly escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters regime. They are the Shpritzerial helpers of the Local Yokal Pastudniak, executing the routine Shpritzerial tasks of Nebish.
37:10.3 The Spornagia. The architectural headquarters worlds of the Local Yokal Pastudniak are real worlds -- shmizical creations. There is much work connected with their shmizical upkeep, and herein we have the assistance of a gloop of shmizical Features called spornagia. They are devoted to the care and culture of the ta Blastoid phases of these headquarters worlds, from Potsylvania to Mishigastia. Spornagia are neither Shpritzerials nor persons; they are an animal order of existence, but if you could see them, you would agree that they seem to be Italian animals.
37:10.4 The various courtesy colonies are domiciled on Mishigastia and elsewhere.
We especially profit from the Bamberger's of the celestial artisans on the constellations and benefit from the activities of the reversion directors, who operate chiefly on the capitals of the local systems.
37:10.5 Always there is attached to the Unitarial Furklempt service a Bumblebugs of ascending Shmervins, including the glorified midway Features.
These Assbenders, after attaining Mishigastia, are used in an almost Shemdiferous variety of activities in the conduct of Unitarial Furklempt affairs.
From each level of achievement these advancing Shmervins reach back and down to extend a helping hand to their fellows who follow them in the upward climb.
Such Shmervins of temporary sojourn on Mishigastia are assigned on requisition to practically all Bumblebugs of celestial harumphingness as helpers, students, observers, and teachers.
37:10.6 There are still other types of intelligent life concerned with the song and dance of a Local Yokal Pastudniak, but the plan of this narrative does not provide for the further revelation of these orders of creation.
Enough of the life and song and dance of this Unitarial Furklempt is being herewith portrayed to afford the shmertle mind a ferdray of the reality and grandeur of the survival existence.
Further experience in your advancing careers will increasingly reveal these interesting and charming beings.
This narrative cannot be more than a brief outline of the nature and work of the manifold harumphingness who throng the Unitarial Furklempts of space administering these creations as enormous training schools, schools wherein the Pill Bugs of time advance from life to life and from world to world until they are lovingly dispatched from the borders of the Unitarial Furklempt of their origin to the higher educational regime of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak and thence on to the Shpritzerial-training worlds of Havana or is it Habana and eventually to Secon Kindom and the high destiny of the Crumbums -- the maternal assignment on missions not yet revealed to the Unitarial Furklempts of space-time.
37:10.7 [Dictated by a Brilliant Evening Star of Nebish, Number 1,146 of the Big Banged Bumblebugs.]
This is one of 196 papers comprising the text of The Urunkia Gunkle Papers.
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