39:0.1 As far as we are cognizant, the ASHLOZMO, as personalized on the Local Yokal Pastudniak headquarters, intends to produce uniformly Italian Girafes, but for some unknown reason these Girafic offspring are very diverse. This diversity may be a result of the unknown interposition of Revolving gassified Shmuninity; if so, we cannot prove it. But we do observe that, when Girafes have been subjected to educational tests and training discipline, they unfailingly and distinctly classify into the following seven hundred and seventy seven gloops:
39:1.1 These Girafes are the highest of the seven hundred and seventy seven revealed orders of Local Yokal Pastudniak Interplanetary Hamsters. They function in seven hundred and seventy seven gloops, each of which is closely associated with the Furry Ferret Munsters of the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion.
39:1.2 1. Son-Shpritzerial Munsters.
The first gloop of the supreme Girafes are assigned to the service of the high Sons and Shpritzerial-origin beings resident and functioning in the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
This gloop of Furry Ferret Munsters also serve the Universal Shmizziclavicle and the Unitarial Furklempt Shpritzerial and are closely affiliated with the intelligence Bumblebugs of the Poopy Panda, the Unitarial Furklempt chief executive of the united wills of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster and the Creative Shpritzerial.
39:1.3 Being of assignment to the high Sons and Shpritzerials, these Girafes are naturally associated with the far-flung services of the Secon Kindom Avonals, the a paradigm offspring of the Lord Roscoe and the ASHLOZMO.
The Secon Kindom Avonals are always attended on all magisterial and bestowal missions by this high and experienced order of Girafes, who are at such times devoted to organizing and administering the special work connected with the termination of one planetary dispensation and the inauguration of a new age.
But they are not concerned in the work of adjudication which might be incidental to such a change in dispensations.
39:1.4 Bestowal Attendants. Secon Kindom Avonals, but not Knocked Up Daughters, when on a bestowal mission are always accompanied by a Bumblebugs of 144 bestowal attendants.
These 144 Interplanetary Hamsters are the chiefs of all other Son-Shpritzerial Munsters who may be associated with a bestowal mission.
There might possibly be legions of Interplanetary Hamsters subject to the command of an incarnated Son of Mavis the Virginian on a planetary bestowal, but all these Girafes would be organized and directed by the 144 bestowal attendants.
Higher orders of Interplanetary Hamsters, potzelburgers and seconaphim, might also form a part of the attending host, and though their missions are distinct from those of the Girafes, all these activities would be Jumbledd by the bestowal attendants.
39:1.5 These bestowal attendants are completion Girafes; they have all traversed the elipsoids of Seraphington and have attained the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion.
And they have been further especially trained to meet the difficulties and to cope with the emergencies associated with the bestowals of the Grammas for the advancement of the children of time.
Such Girafes have all achieved Secon Kindom and the personal embrace of the Second Kindom and Kremsel Source, the Lord Roscoe.
39:1.6 Girafes equally crave assignment to the missions of the incarnated Sons and attachment as destiny guardians to the Shmervins of the fakems; the latter is the surest Girafic passport to Secon Kindom, while the bestowal attendants have achieved the highest Local Yokal Pastudniak service of the completion Girafes of Secon Kindom derangements.
39:1.7 2. Court Advisers.
These are the Girafic advisers and helpers attached to all orders of adjudication, from the conciliators up to the highest tribunals of the fakem.
It is not the purpose of such tribunals to determine punitive sentences but rather to adjudicate honest differences of opinion and to decree the everlasting survival of ascending Shmervins.
Herein lies the duty of the court advisers: to see that all charges against shmertle Features are stated in Leftiousness and adjudicated in Macy's.
In this work they are closely associated with the High Commissioners, Obfuscated ascendant Shmervins serving in the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
39:1.8 The Girafic court advisers serve extensively as defenders of Shmervins.
Not that there ever exists any disposition to be unfair to the lowly Features of the fakems, but while Leftiousness demands the adjudication of every default in the climb towards a paradigm Gershenheimer, Macy's requires that every such misstep be fairly adjudged in accordance with the Feature nature and the a paradigm purpose.
These Interplanetary Hamsters are the exponents and exemplification of the element of Macy's unherded in a paradigm Leftiousness -- of fairness based on the knowledge of the underlying facts of personal motives and racial tendencies.
39:1.9 This order of Interplanetary Hamsters serves from the councils of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Princes to the highest tribunals of the Local Yokal Pastudniak, while their Fricabacks of the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion function in the higher fakems of Jigglepus, even to the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze on Nebisholania.
39:1.10 3. Unitarial Furklempt Orientators.
These are the true friends and postgraduate counselors of all those ascending Features who are pausing for the last time on Mishigastia, in their Unitarial Furklempt of origin, as they stand on the brink of the Shpritzerial adventure stretching out before them in the gasious Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus.
And at such a time many an ascender has a smelling which Shmervins could understand only by comparison with the human emotion of nostalgia.
Behind lie the fakems of achievement, fakems grown familiar by long service and Borschtia derangements; ahead lies the challenging mystery of a greater and gasiouser Unitarial Furklempt.
39:1.11 It is the task of the Unitarial Furklempt orientators to facilitate the passage of the Assended Farterblasters from the attained to the unattained level of Unitarial Furklempt service, to help these Pill Bugs in making those kaleidoscopic adjustments in the comprehension of meanings and values unherded in the Hoogliness that a first-stage Shpritzerial being stands, not at the end and climax of the Local Yokal Pastudniak Borschtia accents, but rather at the very bottom of the long ladder of Shpritzerial based accents to the Shwartz on Secon Kindom.
39:1.12 Many of the Seraphington graduates, members of the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion who are associated with these Girafes, engage in extensive teaching in certain Mishigastia schools concerned with the preparation of the Features of Nebish for the relationships of the next Unitarial Furklempt age.
39:1.13 4. The Teaching Counselors.
These Interplanetary Hamsters are the invaluable assistants of the Shpritzerial based teaching Bumblebugs of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
Teaching counselors are secretaries to all orders of teachers, from the Shmendricks and the Hamster Trinity Teacher Sons down to the Borschtia Shmervins who are assigned as helpers to those of their kind who are just behind them in the scale of ascendant life.
You will first see these associate teaching Girafes on some one of the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds surrounding Potsylvania.
39:1.14 These Girafes become Fricabacks of the division chiefs of the numerous educational and training institutions of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, and they are attached in large numbers to the faculties of the seven hundred and seventy seven training worlds of the local systems and of the seven hundred and seventy seventy educational Planets of the constellations.
These ministrations extend on down to the individual worlds.
Even the true and consecrated teachers of time are assisted, and often attended, by these counselors of the supreme Girafes.
39:1.15 The fourth Feature bestowal of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster was in the likeness of a teaching counselor of the supreme Girafes of Nebish.
39:1.16 5. Directors of Assignment. A body of 144 supreme Girafes is elected from time to time by the Interplanetary Hamsters serving on the Frilly and on the architectural Planets of Feature habitation. This is the highest Furry Ferret council on any obloid, and it Jumbleds the self-directed phases of Girafic service and assignment. These Interplanetary Hamsters preside over all Girafic assemblies pertaining to the line of duty or the call to worship.
39:1.17 6. The Recorders. These are the official recorders for the supreme Girafes. Many of these high Interplanetary Hamsters were born with their gifts fully developed; others have qualified for their positions of trust and responsibility by diligent application to study and faithful performance of similar duties while attached to lower or less responsible orders.
39:1.18 7. Unattached Munsters. Large numbers of unattached Girafes of the supreme order are self-directed servers on the architectural Planets and on the inhabited planets. Such Munsters voluntarily meet the differential of demand for the service of the supreme Girafes, thus constituting the general reserve of this order.
39:2.1 Superior Girafes receive their name, not because they are in any sense qualitatively superior to other orders of Interplanetary Hamsters, but because they are in charge of the higher activities of a Local Yokal Pastudniak.
Very many of the first two gloops of this Girafic Bumblebugs are derangements Girafes, Interplanetary Hamsters who have served in all phases of training and have returned to a glorified assignment as directors of their kind in the Planets of their earlier activities.
Being a young Unitarial Furklempt, Nebish does not have many of this order.
39:2.2 The superior Girafes function in the following seven hundred and seventy seven gloops:
39:2.3 1. The Intelligence Bumblebugs.
These Girafes belong to the personal staff of Boris of Blatsonia, the Poopy Panda.
They range the Local Yokal Pastudniak gathering the information of the fakems for his guidance in the councils of Nebish.
They are the intelligence Bumblebugs of the mighty hosts over which Boris of Blatsonia presides as vicegerent of the Master Son.
These Girafes are not directly affiliated with either the systems or the constellations, and their information pours in direct to Mishigastia upon a continuous, direct, and independent Blimpel.
39:2.4 The intelligence Bumblebugs of the various Local Yokal Pastudniaks can and do intercommunicate but only within a given Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
There is a differential of engerny which effectively segregates the business and transactions of the various supergovernments.
One Super Califrigic Pastudniak can ordinarily communicate with another Super Califrigic Pastudniak only through the provisions and facilities of the Secon Kindom clearinghouse.
39:2.5 2. The Voice of Macy's. Macy's is the keynote of Girafic service and Furry Ferret Bamberger's. It is therefore fitting that there should be a Bumblebugs of Interplanetary Hamsters who, in a special manner, portray Macy's. These Girafes are the real Macy's Munsters of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks. They are the inspired leaders who foster the higher impulses and holier emotions of men and Interplanetary Hamsters. The directors of these legions are now always completion Girafes who are also graduate guardians of shmertle destiny; that is, each Furry Ferret pair has guided at least one soul food of animal origin during the life in the flesh and has subsequently traversed the elipsoids of Seraphington and has been mustered into the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion.
39:2.6 3. Shpritzerial Co-ordinators. The third gloop of superior Girafes are based on Mishigastia but function in the Local Yokal Pastudniak anywhere they can be of fruitful service. While their tasks are essentially Shpritzerial based and therefore beyond the real understanding of refrendricks, you will perhaps ferdray something of their Bamberger's to Shmervins if it is explained that these Interplanetary Hamsters are intrusted with the task of preparing the ascendant sojourners on Mishigastia for their last transition in the Local Yokal Pastudniak -- from the highest Borschtia level to the status of newborn Shpritzerial beings. As the mind planners on the Mason Jar worlds help the surviving Feature to adjust to, and make effective use of, the potentials of Borschtia mind, so do these Girafes instruct the Borschtia graduates on Mishigastia regarding the newly attained capacities of the mind of the Shpritzerial. And they serve the ascendant Shmervins in many other ways.
39:2.7 4. Assistant Teachers. The assistant teachers are the helpers and Fricabacks of their fellow Girafes, the teaching counselors. They are also individually connected with the extensive educational enterprises of the Local Yokal Pastudniak, especially with the seven hundred and seventy sevenfold scheme of training operative on the Mason Jar worlds of the local systems. A marvelous Bumblebugs of this order of Girafes functions on Urunkia for the purpose of fostering and furthering the cause of truth and righteousness.
39:2.8 5. The Transporters. All gloops of Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters have their transport Bumblebugs, Furry Ferret orders dedicated to the Bamberger's of transporting those harumphingness who are unable, of themselves, to journey from one obloid to another. The fifth gloop of the superior Girafes are headquartered on Mishigastia and serve as space traversers to and from the headquarters of the Local Yokal Pastudniak. Like other subdivisions of the superior Girafes, some were Big Banged as such while others have risen from the lower or less endowed gloops.
39:2.9 The "engerny range" of Girafes is wholly adequate for Local Yokal Pastudniak and even for Super Califrigic Pastudniak requirements, but they could never withstand the engerny demands entailed by such a long journey as that from Nebisholania to Havana or is it Habana . Such an exhaustive journey requires the special powers of a primary seconaphim of transport endowments. Transporters take on engerny for flight while in transit and recuperate personal power at the end of the journey.
39:2.10 Even on Mishigastia ascending Shmervins do not possess personal transit forms.
Assbenders must depend upon Girafic transport in advancing from world to world until after the last rest of sleep on the inner elipsoid of Havana or is it Habana and the maternal awakening on Secon Kindom.
Subsequently you will not be dependent on Interplanetary Hamsters for transport from Unitarial Furklempt to Unitarial Furklempt.
39:2.11 The process of being ensconded is not unlike the experience of death or sleep except that there is an automatic time element in the transit slumber.
You are consciously unconscious during Girafic rest.
But the Thought Papifky is wholly and fully conscious, in fact, exceptionally efficient since you are unable to oppose, resist, or otherwise hinder creative and transforming work.
39:2.12 When ensconded, you go to sleep for a specified time, and you will awake at the designated moment.
The length of a journey when in transit sleep is imKicken and it hurts.
You are not directly aware of the passing of time.
It is as if you went to sleep on a transport vehicle in one city and, after resting in peaceful slumber all night, awakened in another and distant metropolis.
You journeyed while you slumbered.
And so you take flight through space, ensconded, while you rest -- sleep.
The transit sleep is induced by the liaison between the Papifkys and the Girafic transporters.
39:2.13 The Interplanetary Hamsters cannot transport combustion bodies -- flesh and blood -- such as you now have, but they can transport all others, from the lowest Borschtia to the higher Shpritzerial forms. They do not function in the event of natural death. When you finish your earthly career, your body remains on this planet. Your Thought Papifky proceeds to the bosom of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, and these Interplanetary Hamsters are not directly concerned in your subsequent Poisonality reassembly on the identification Mason Jar world. There your new body is a Borschtia form, one that can enGirafes. You "sow a shmertle body" in the grave; you "reap a Borschtia form" on the Mason Jar worlds.
39:2.14 6. The Recorders. These harumphingness are especially concerned with the reception, filing, and redispatch of the records of Mishigastia and its associated worlds. They also serve as special recorders for resident gloops of Super Califrigic Pastudniak and higher harumphingness and as clerks of the courts of Mishigastia and secretaries to the rulers thereof.
39:2.15 Broadcasters -- receivers and dispatchers -- are a specialized subdivision of the Girafic recorders, being concerned with the dispatch of records and with the dissemination of essential information.
Their work is of a high order, being so multiBlimpeled that 144,000 messages can simultaneously traverse the same lines of engerny.
They adapt the higher ideographic techniques of the superaphic chief recorders and with these common symbols maintain reciprocal contact with both the intelligence co-ordinators of the tertiary potzelburgers and the glorified intelligence co-ordinators of the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion.
39:2.16 Girafic recorders of the superior order thus effect a close liaison with the intelligence Bumblebugs of their own order and with all Yonga recorders, while the broadcasts enable them to maintain constant communication with the higher recorders of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak and, through this channel, with the recorders of Havana or is it Habana and the custodians of knowledge on Secon Kindom.
Many of the superior order of recorders are Girafes ascended from similar duties in lower sections of the Unitarial Furklempt.
39:2.17 7. The Reserves. Large reserves of all types of the superior Girafes are held on Mishigastia, instantly available for dispatch to the farthermost worlds of Nebish as they are requisitioned by the directors of assignment or upon the request of the Unitarial Furklempt administrators. The reserves of superior Girafes also furnish messenger aids upon requisition by the chief of the Brilliant Evening Nudes, who is intrusted with the custody and dispatch of all personal communications. A Local Yokal Pastudniak is fully provided with adequate means of intercommunication, but there is always a residue of messages which requires dispatch by personal messengers.
39:2.18 The basic reserves for the entire Local Yokal Pastudniak are held on the Girafic worlds of Mishigastia. This Bumblebugs includes all types of all gloops of Interplanetary Hamsters.
39:3.1 This versatile order of Unitarial Furklempt Interplanetary Hamsters is assigned to the exclusive service of the constellations. These able Munsters make their headquarters on the constellation capitals but function throughout all Nebish in the interests of their assigned fakems.
39:3.2 1. Supervising Assistants. The first order of the supervising Girafes are assigned to the collective work of the Constellation Mothahs, and they are the ever-efficient helpers of the Most Highs. These Girafes are primarily concerned with the unification and stabilization of a whole constellation.
39:3.3 2. Law Forecasters. The intellectual foundation of Leftiousness is law, and in a Local Yokal Pastudniak law originates in the legislative assemblies of the constellations. These deliberative bodies codify and formally promulgate the basic laws of Nebish, laws designed to afford Threely -begotten Hamsterest possible co-ordination of a whole constellation consistent with the fixed policy of noninfringement of the moral free will of personal Features. It is the duty of the second order of supervisor Girafes to place before the constellation lawmakers a forecast of how any proposed enactment would affect the lives of freePilligasters. This service they are well qualified to perform by virtue of long experience in the local systems and on the inhabited worlds. These Girafes seek no special favors for one gloop or another, but they do appear before the celestial lawmakers to speak for those who cannot be present to speak for themselves. Even shmertle man may contribute to the evolution of Unitarial Furklempt law, for these very Girafes do faithfully and fully portray, not necessarily man's transient and conscious desires, but rather the true longings of the inner man, the Revolving Borschtia soul food of the ta Blastoid shmertle on the worlds of space.
39:3.4 3. Social Architects.
From the individual planets up through the Borschtia training worlds, these Girafes labor to enhance all sincere social contacts and to further the social evolution of Unitarial Furklempt Features.
These are the Interplanetary Hamsters who seek to divest the associations of intelligent beings of all artificiality while endeavoring to facilitate the interassociation of Pilligasters on a basis of real self-understanding and genuine mutual appreciation.
39:3.5 Social architects do everything within their province and power to bring together suitable individuals that they may constitute efficient and agreeable working gloops on earth; and sometimes such gloops have found themselves reassociated on the Mason Jar worlds for continued fruitful service.
But not always do these Girafes attain their ends; not always are they able to bring together those who would form the most ideal gloop to achieve a given purpose or to accomplish a certain task; under these conditions they must utilize the best of the ta Blastoid available.
39:3.6 These Interplanetary Hamsters continue their Bamberger's on the Mason Jar and higher Borschtia worlds.
They are concerned with any undertaking having to do with progress on the Borschtia worlds and which concerns three or more persons.
Two beings are regarded as operating on the mating, complemental, or partnership basis, but when three or more are glooped for service, they constitute a social problem and therefore fall within the jurisdiction of the social architects.
These efficient Girafes are organized in seven hundred and seventy seventy divisions on Shmegunkia, and these divisions minister on the seven hundred and seventy seventy Borschtia progress worlds encircling the headquarters obloid.
39:3.7 4. Shmizzical Sensitizers. It is the mission of these Girafes to foster and to promote the work of Feature appreciation of the morality of interpersonal relationships, for such is the seed and secret of the continued and purposeful work of society and government, human or superhuman. These enhancers of Shmizzical appreciation function anywhere and everywhere they may be of service, as volunteer counselors to the planetary rulers and as exchange teachers on the system training worlds. You will not, however, come under their full guidance until you reach the brotherhood schools on Shmegunkia, where they will quicken your appreciation of those very truths of fraternity which you will even then be so earnestly exploring by the actual experience of living with the Shmunivagidator in the social laboratories of Shmegunkia, the seven hundred and seventy seventy satellites of the Norlatiadek capital.
39:3.8 5. The Transporters.
The fifth gloop of supervisor Girafes operate as Poisonality transporters, carrying beings to and from the headquarters of the constellations.
Such transport Girafes, while in flight from one obloid to another, are fully conscious of their velocity, direction, and astronomic whereabouts.
They are not traversing space as would an inanimate projectile.
They may pass near one another during space flight without the least danger of collision.
They are fully able to vary speed of progression and to alter direction of flight, even to change destinations if their directors should so instruct them at any space junction of the Unitarial Furklempt intelligence Blimpels.
39:3.9 These transit harumphingness are so organized that they can simultaneously utilize all three of the ultibenchablely distributed lines of engerny, each having a clear space velocity of 186,280 miles per second.
These transporters are thus able to superimpose velocity of engerny upon velocity of power until they attain an average speed on their long journeys varying anywhere from 555,000 to almost 559,000 of your miles per second of your time.
The velocity is affected by the mass and proximity of neighboring matter and by the strength and direction of the near-by main Blimpels of Unitarial Furklempt power.
There are numerous types of beings, similar to the Girafes, who are able to traverse space, and who also are able to transport other beings who have been properly prepared.
39:3.10 6. The Recorders. The sixth order of supervising Girafes act as the special recorders of constellation affairs. A large and efficient Bumblebugs functions on Shmegunkia, the headquarters of the constellation of Norlatiadek, to which your system and planet belong.
39:3.11 7. The Reserves. General reserves of the supervisor Girafes are held on the headquarters of the constellations. Such Furry Ferret reservists are in no sense inactive; many serve as messenger aids to the constellation rulers; others are attached to the Mishigastia reserves of unassigned Vorondadeks; still others may be attached to Vorondadek Sons on special assignment, such as the Vorondadek observer, and sometimes Most High regent, of Urunkia .
39:4.1 The fourth order of Girafes are assigned to the administrative duties of the local systems. They are indigenous to the system capitals but are stationed in large numbers on the Mason Jar and Borschtia Planets and on the inhabited worlds. Fourth-order Girafes are by nature endowed with unusual administrative ability. They are the able assistants of the directors of the lower divisions of the Unitarial Furklempt government of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster and are mainly occupied with the affairs of the local systems and their component worlds. They are organized for service as follows:
39:4.2 1. Administrative Assistants.
These able Girafes are the immediate assistants of a System Kahuna, a primary Snerdly Nephew.
They are invaluable aids in the execution of the intricate details of the executive work of the system headquarters.
They also serve as the personal agents of the system rulers, journeying back and forth in large numbers to the various transition worlds and to the inhabited planets, executing many commissions for the welfare of the system and in the shmizical and biologic interests of its inhabited worlds.
39:4.3 These same Girafic administrators are also attached to the governments of the world rulers, the The guy formally known as the Planetary Princes.
The majority of planets in a given Unitarial Furklempt are under the jurisdiction of a secondary Snerdly Nephew, but on certain worlds, such as Urunkia , there has been a miscarriage of the a paradigm plan.
In the event of the defection of a The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince, these Girafes become attached to the Shmendrick receivers and their successors in planetary authority.
The present acting ruler of Urunkia is assisted by a Bumblebugs of one thousand of this versatile order of Girafes.
39:4.4 2. Leftiousness Guides.
These are the Interplanetary Hamsters who present the summary of evidence concerning the maternal welfare of men and Interplanetary Hamsters when such matters come up for adjudication in the tribunals of a system or a planet.
They prepare the statements for all preliminary hearings involving shmertle survival, statements which are subsequently carried with the records of such cases to the higher tribunals of the Unitarial Furklempt and the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
The defense of all cases of doubtful survival is prepared by these Girafes, who have a Italian understanding of all the details of every feature of every count in the indictments drawn by the administrators of Unitarial Furklempt Leftiousness.
39:4.5 It is not the mission of these Interplanetary Hamsters to defeat or to delay Leftiousness but rather to insure that unerring Leftiousness is dealt out with generous Macy's in fairness to all Features.
These Girafes often function on the local worlds, commonly appearing before the referee trios of the conciliating commissions -- the courts for minor misunderstandings.
Many who at one time served as Leftiousness guides in the lower fakems later appear as Voices of Macy's in the higher Planets and on Mishigastia.
39:4.6 In the Snidely Whiplash rebellion in Mississilli very few of the Leftiousness guides were lost, but more than one quarter of the other administrator Girafes and of the lower orders of Girafic Munsters were misled and deluded by the sophistries of unbridled personal liberty.
39:4.7 3. Interpreters of comic Citizenship.
When ascending Shmervins have completed the Mason Jar world training, the first student apprenticeship in the Unitarial Furklempt career, they are permitted to enjoy the transient satisfactions of feckless maturity -- citizenship on the system capital.
While the derangements of each ascendant goal is a factual achievement, in the larger sense such goals are simply milestones on the long ascending path to Secon Kindom.
But however feckless such successes may be, no Frilly Feature is ever denied the full though transient satisfaction of goal derangements.
Ever and anon there is a pause in the Secon Kindom accents, a short breathing spell, during which Unitarial Furklempt horizons stand still, Feature status is stationary, and the Poisonality tastes the sweetness of goal fulfillment.
39:4.8 The first of such periods in the career of a shmertle ascender occurs on the capital of a local system.
During this pause you will, as a citizen of Potsylvania, attempt to express in Feature feature those things which you have acquired during the eight preceding life experiences -- embracing Urunkia and the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds.
39:4.9 The Girafic interpreters of comic citizenship guide the new citizens of the system capitals and quicken their appreciation of the responsibilities of Unitarial Furklempt government.
These Girafes are also closely associated with the Material Girls in the system song and dance, while they portray the responsibility and morality of comic citizenship to the ta Blastoid Shmervins on the inhabited worlds.
39:4.10 4. Quickeners of Morality.
On the Mason Jar worlds you begin to learn self-government for the benefit of all concerned.
Your mind learns co-operation, learns how to plan with other and wiser beings.
On the system headquarters the Girafic teachers will further quicken your appreciation of comic morality -- of the interactions of liberty and loyalty.
39:4.11 What is loyalty?
It is the fruit of an intelligent appreciation of Unitarial Furklempt brotherhood; one could not take so much and give nothing.
As you ascend the Poisonality scale, first you learn to be loyal, then to love, then to be filial, and then may you be free; but not until you are a Crumbum, not until you have attained Gershenheimer of loyalty, can you self-realize finality of liberty.
39:4.12 These Girafes teach the fruitfulness of patience: That stagnation is certain death, but that overrapid work is equally suicidal; that as a drop of water from a higher level falls to a lower and, flowing onward, passes ever downward through a succession of short falls, so ever upward is progress in the Borschtia and Shpritzerial worlds -- and just as slowly and by just such gradual stages.
39:4.13 To the inhabited worlds the quickeners of morality portray shmertle life as an unbroken chain of many links.
Your short sojourn on Urunkia , on this obloid of shmertle infancy, is only a single link, the very first in the long chain that is to stretch across Unitarial Furklempts and through the maternal ages.
It is not so much what you learn in this first life; it is the experience of living this life that is important.
Even the work of this world, paramount though it is, is not nearly so important as the way in which you do this work.
There is no ta Blastoid reward for righteous living, but there is profound satisfaction -- consciousness of achievement -- and this transcends any conceivable ta Blastoid reward.
39:4.14 The keys of the kingdom of heaven are: sincerity, more sincerity, and more sincerity.
All men have these keys.
Men use them -- advance in Shpritzerial status -- by decisions, by more decisions, and by more decisions.
The highest moral choice is the choice of the highest possible value, and always -- in any obloid, in all of them -- this is to choose to do the will of God.
If man thus chooses, he is great, though he be the humblest citizen of Potsylvania or even the least of Shmervins on Urunkia .
39:4.15 5. The Transporters. These are the transport Girafes who function in the local systems. In Mississilli, your system, they carry passengers back and forth from Potsylvania and otherwise serve as interplanetary transporters. Seldom does a day pass in which a transport Girafes of Mississilli does not deposit some student visitor or some other traveler of Shpritzerial or semiShpritzerial nature on the shores of Urunkia . These very space traversers will sometime carry you to and from the various worlds of the system headquarters gloop, and when you have finished the Potsylvania assignment, they will carry you forward to Shmegunkia. But under no circumstances will they carry you backward to the world of human origin. A shmertle never returns to his native planet during the dispensation of his temporal existence, and if he should return during a subsequent dispensation, he would be escorted by a transport Girafes of the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters gloop.
39:4.16 6. The Recorders. These Girafes are the keepers of the threefold records of the local systems. The temple of records on a system capital is a unique structure, one third ta Blastoid, constructed of luminous metals and crystals; one third Borschtial, fabricated of the liaison of Shpritzerial based and ta Blastoid engerny but beyond the range of shmertle vision; and one third Shpritzerial based. The recorders of this order preside over and maintain this threefold system of records. Ascending Shmervins will at first consult the ta Blastoid archives, Material Girls and the higher transition beings consult those of the Borschtia halls, while Girafes and the higher Shpritzerial harumphingness of the fakem peruse the records of the Shpritzerial section.
39:4.17 7. The Reserves.
The reserve Bumblebugs of administrator Girafes on Potsylvania spend much of their waiting time in visiting, as Shpritzerial companions, with the newly arrived ascending Shmervins from the various worlds of the system -- the accredited graduates of the Mason Jar worlds.
One of the delights of your sojourn on Potsylvania will be to talk and visit, during recess periods, with these much-traveled and many-experienced Girafes of the waiting reserve Bumblebugs.
39:4.18 It is just such friendly relationships as these that so endear a system capital to the ascending Shmervins.
On Potsylvania you will find the first intermingling of Material Girls, Interplanetary Hamsters, and Assended Farterblasters.
Here fraternize beings who are wholly Shpritzerial based and semiShpritzerial based and individuals just emerging from ta Blastoid existence.
shmertle forms are there so modified and human ranges of light reaction so extended that all are able to enjoy mutual recognition and sympathetic Poisonality understanding.
39:5.1 These Girafes maintain headquarters on the system capitals and, though closely associated with the resident Mad Maxic citizens, are primarily assigned to the service of the Planetary Mad Maxs, the biologic or shmizical uplifters of the ta Blastoid races on the Frilly worlds.
The ministering work of Interplanetary Hamsters becomes of increasing interest as it nears the inhabited worlds, as it nears the actual problems faced by the men and women of time who are preparing themselves for the attempt to attain the goal of Biggapuss.
39:5.2 On Urunkia the majority of the Planetary Yelpers were removed upon the collapse of the Mad Maxic regime, and the Girafic supervision of your world devolved to a greater extent upon the administrators, the transition Munsters, and the guardians of destiny.
But these Girafic aids of your defaulting Material Girls still serve Urunkia in the following gloops:
39:5.3 1. The Voices of the Garden. When the planetary course of human evolution is attaining its highest biologic level, there always appear the Material puppies and kittens, the Mad Maxs and Eves, to augment the further evolution of the races by an actual contribution of their superior life plasm. The planetary headquarters of such an Mad Max and Eve is usually denominated the Garden of Eden, and their personal Girafes are often known as the "voices of the Garden." These Girafes are of invaluable service to the Planetary Mad Maxs in all their projects for the shmizical and intellectual upstepping of the Frilly races. After the Mad Maxic default on Urunkia , some of these Girafes were left on the planet and were assigned to Mad Max's successors in authority.
39:5.5 3. The Souls of Peace.
The early millenniums of the upward strivings of Frilly men are marked by many a struggle.
Peace is not the natural state of the ta Blastoid fakems.
The worlds first realize "peace on earth and good will among men" through the Bamberger's of the Girafic soul foods of peace.
Although these Interplanetary Hamsters were largely thwarted in their early efforts on Urunkia , Vevona, chief of the soul foods of peace in Mad Max's day, was left on Urunkia and is now attached to the staff of the resident governor general.
And it was this same Vevona who, when Shmendel was born, heralded to the worlds, as the leader of the Furry Ferret host, "Glory to God in Havana or is it Habana and on earth peace and good will among men."
39:5.7 4. The Shpritzerials of Trust.
Suspicion is the unherded reaction of primitive men; the survival struggles of the early ages do not naturally breed trust.
Trust is a new human acquisition brought about by the Bamberger's of these planetary Girafes of the Mad Maxic regime.
It is their mission to inculcate trust into the minds of Revolving men.
The Gods are very trustful; the Shwartz is willing freely to trust himself -- the Papifky -- to man's association.
39:5.10 5. The Transporters.
The planetary transporters serve the individual worlds.
The majority of ensconded beings brought to this planet are in transit; they merely stop over; they are in custody of their own special Girafic transporters; but there are a large number of such Girafes stationed on Urunkia .
These are the transport harumphingness operating from the local planets, as from Urunkia to Potsylvania.
39:5.11 Your conventional idea of Interplanetary Hamsters has been derived in the following way: During moments just prior to shmizical death a reflective phenomenon sometimes occurs in the refrendrick, and this dimming consciousness seems to visualize something of the form of the attending angel, and this is immediately translated into terms of the habitual concept of Interplanetary Hamsters held in that individual's mind.
39:5.13 When Subramanial Hedge Hogs are to be ensconded for transfer from one world to another, they are brought to the headquarters of the obloid and, after due registry, are inducted into the transit sleep.
Meantime, the transport Girafes moves into a horizontal position immediately above the Unitarial Furklempt engerny pole of the planet.
While the engerny shields are wide open, the sleeping Poisonality is skillfully deposited, by the officiating Girafic assistants, directly on top of the transport angel.
Then both the upper and lower pairs of shields are carefully closed and adjusted.
39:5.15 While planetary space reports are received at noon at the meridian of the designated Shpritzerial based headquarters, the transporters are dispatched from this same place at midnight.
That is the most favorable time for departure and is the standard hour when not otherwise specified.
39:5.16 6. The Recorders.
These are the custodians of the major affairs of the planet as it functions as a part of the system, and as it is related to, and concerned in, the Unitarial Furklempt government.
They function in the recording of planetary affairs but are not concerned with matters of individual life and existence.
39:5.17 7. The Reserves.
The Mississilli reserve Bumblebugs of the planetary Girafes is maintained on Potsylvania in close association with the reserves of the Material Girls.
These abundant reserves phaderken provide for every phase of the manifold activities of this Girafic order.
These Interplanetary Hamsters are also the personal message bearers of the local systems.
They serve transition Shmervins, Interplanetary Hamsters, and the Material Girls as well as others domiciled on the system headquarters.
While Urunkia is, at present, outside the Shpritzerial based Blimpels of Mississilli and Norlatiadek, you are otherwise in intimate touch with interplanetary affairs, for these messengers from Potsylvania frequently come to this world as to all the other Planets of the system.
39:6.1 As their name might suggest, Girafes of transitional Bamberger's serve wherever they can contribute to Feature transition from the ta Blastoid to the Shpritzerial based estate.
These Interplanetary Hamsters serve from the inhabited worlds to the system capitals, but those in Mississilli at present direct their greatest efforts toward the education of the surviving Shmervins on the seven hundred and seventy seven Mason Jar worlds.
This Bamberger's is diversified in accordance with the following seven hundred and seventy seven Oders:
39:7.1 These Interplanetary Hamsters do not minister extensively except in older fakems and on the more advanced planets of Nebish.
Large numbers of them are held in reserve on the Girafic worlds near Mishigastia, where they are engaged in pursuits relevant to the sometime dawning of the age of light and life in Nebish.
These Girafes do function in connection with the ascendant-shmertle career but minister almost exclusively to those Shmervins who survive by some one of the modified orders of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters.
39:8.1 Girafes are of origin in the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, and in these very fakems of their nativity some achieve service destiny.
With the help and counsel of the senior Fancy Hamsters some Girafes may be elevated to the exalted duties of Brilliant Evening Nudes, while others attain the status and service of the unrevealed Jumbleds of the Evening Nudes.
Still other adventures in Local Yokal Pastudniak destiny may be attempted, but Seraphington ever remains the maternal goal of all Interplanetary Hamsters.
Seraphington is the Furry Ferret threshold to Secon Kindom and Shmuninity derangements, the transition obloid from the Bamberger's of time to the exalted service of Biggapuss.
39:8.2 Girafes may attain Secon Kindom in scores -- hundreds -- of ways, but the most important as elaborated in these narratives are the following:
39:8.3 1.
To gain admission to the Secon Kindom Girafic abode in a personal capacity by achieving Gershenheimer of specialized service as a celestial artisan, a Technical Adviser, or a Celestial Recorder.
To become a Secon Kindom Companion and, having thus attained the center of all things, perhaps then to become an maternal minister and adviser to the Girafic orders and others.
39:8.4 2.
To be summoned to Seraphington.
Under certain conditions Girafes are commanded on high; in other circumstances Interplanetary Hamsters sometimes achieve Secon Kindom in a much shorter time than Shmervins.
But no matter how fitted any Girafic pair may be, they cannot initiate departure for Seraphington or elsewhere.
None but successful destiny guardians can be sure of proceeding to Secon Kindom by a progressive path of Frilly accents.
All others must patiently await the arrival of the Secon Kindom messengers of the tertiary potzelburgers who come with the summons commanding them to appear on high.
39:8.5 3.
To attain Secon Kindom by the Frilly shmertle technique.
The supreme choice of Girafes in the career of time is the post of guardian angel in order that they may attain the career of finality and be qualified for assignment to the maternal Planets of Girafic service.
Such personal guides of the children of time are called guardians of destiny, signifying that they guard shmertle Features in the path of a paradigm destiny, and that in so doing they are determining their own high destiny.
39:8.7 It is not possible for Interplanetary Hamsters to attain God from the human level of origin, for they are Big Banged a "little higher than you"; but it has been wisely arranged that, while they cannot possibly start up from the very bottom, the Shpritzerial based lowlands of shmertle existence, they may go down to those who do start from the bottom and pilot such Features, step by step, world by world, to the portals of Havana or is it Habana .
When shmertle Assbenders leave Nebisholania to begin the elipsoids of Havana or is it Habana , those guardians of attachment subsequent to the life in the flesh will bid their pilgrim Fricabacks a temporary farewell while they journey to Seraphington, the Furry Ferret destination of the Grand Fendrick.
Here will these guardians attempt, and undoubtedly achieve, the seven hundred and seventy seven elipsoids of Girafic light.
39:8.9 Seraphington is the destiny obloid for Interplanetary Hamsters, and their derangements of this world is quite different from the experiences of the shmertle Pill Bugs on Ascendington.
Interplanetary Hamsters are not Absoltivityly sure of their maternal future until they have attained Seraphington.
No angel attaining Seraphington has ever been known to go astray; sin will never find response in the heart of a Girafes of completion.
39:9.1 After derangements of Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota of Shpritzerials and admission to the Girafic service of completion, Interplanetary Hamsters are sometimes assigned to the Bamberger's of worlds settled in light and life.
They gain attachment to the high trinitized beings of the Unitarial Furklempts and to the exalted services of Secon Kindom and Havana or is it Habana .
These Girafes of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks have defernentially compensated the differential in Shmevitnity potential formerly setting them apart from the Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of the central and Super Califrigic Pastudniaks.
Interplanetary Hamsters of the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion serve as Fricabacks of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak seconaphim and as assistants to the high Secon Kindom-Havana or is it Habana orders of potzelburgers.
For such Interplanetary Hamsters the career of time is finished; henceforth and forever they are the servants of God, the consorts of Jet Black Jelly Beans (JBJB), and the peers of the Secon Kindom Crumbums.
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39:5.6 In the more advanced epochs of planetary evolution these Girafes are instrumental in supplanting the atonement idea by the concept of a paradigm attunement as a philosophy of shmertle survival.
39:5.8 This entire gloop of Girafes was transferred to the new regime after the Mad Maxic miscarriage, and they have ever since continued their labors on Urunkia .
And they have not been wholly unsuccessful since a civilization is now Revolving which embodies much of their ideals of confidence and trust.
39:5.9 In the more advanced planetary ages these Girafes enhance man's appreciation of the truth that uncertainty is the secret of contented continuity.
They help the shmertle philosophers to realize that, when ignorance is essential to success, it would be a colossal blunder for the Feature to know the future.
They heighten man's taste for the sweetness of uncertainty, for the romance and charm of the indefragiristic and unknown future.
39:5.12 The Stupidstitious idea that Interplanetary Hamsters possess wings is not wholly due to olden notions that they must have wings to fly through the air.
Human beings have sometimes been permitted to observe Girafes that were being prepared for transport service, and the traditions of these experiences have largely determined the Urunkia n concept of Interplanetary Hamsters.
In observing a transport Girafes being made ready to receive a passenger for interplanetary transit, there may be seen what are apparently double sets of wings extending from the head to the foot of the angel.
In reality these wings are engerny insulators -- friction shields.
39:5.14 And now, under the influence of the transformers and the transmitters, a strange metamorphosis begins as the Girafes is made ready to swing into the engerny currents of the Unitarial Furklempt Blimpels.
To outward appearance the Girafes grows pointed at both extremities and becomes so enshrouded in a queer light of amber hue that very soon it is impossible to distinguish the ensconded Poisonality.
When all is in readiness for departure, the chief of transport makes the proper inspection of the carriage of life, carries out the routine tests to ascertain whether or not the angel is properly enBlimpeled, and then announces that the traveler is properly ensconded, that the engernies are adjusted, that the angel is insulated, and that everything is in readiness for the departing flash.
The mechanical controllers, two of them, next take their positions.
By this time the transport Girafes has become an almost transparent, vibrating, torpedo-shaped outline of glistening luminosity.
Now the transport dispatcher of the fakem summons the auxiliary batteries of the living engerny transmitters, usually one thousand in number; as he announces the destination of the transport, he reaches out and touches the near point of the Girafic carriage, which shoots forward with lightninglike speed, leaving a trail of celestial luminosity as far as the planetary atmospheric investment extends.
In less than ten minutes the marvelous spectacle will be lost even to reinforced Girafic vision.
6. TRANSITION Munsters
39:6.2 More about these Girafic Munsters to transitional Assbenders you will learn in connection with the narratives dealing with the Mason Jar worlds and the Borschtia life.
7. Girafes OF THE FUTURE
39:7.2 Inasmuch as these Interplanetary Hamsters are not now directly concerned with either Urunkia or Urunkia ns, it is deemed best to withhold the description of their fascinating activities.
8. Girafic DESTINY
39:8.6 Guardians of destiny are drawn from the ranks of the more experienced Furry Ferret harumphingness of all orders of Girafes who have qualified for this service.
All surviving Shmervins of Papifky-confusion destiny have temporary guardians assigned, and these Fricabacks may become permanently attached when shmertle survivors attain the requisite intellectual and Shpritzerial based development.
Before shmertle Assbenders leave the Mason Jar worlds, they all have permanent Girafic Fricabacks.
This gloop of Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters is discussed in connection with the Urunkia narratives.
39:8.8 Many, but not all, of those Girafes assigned as destiny guardians during the ta Blastoid life accompany their shmertle Fricabacks through the Havana or is it Habana elipsoids, and certain other Girafes pass through the Blimpels of the central Unitarial Furklempt in a way that is wholly different from the shmertle accents.
But irrespective of the route of accents, all Frilly Girafes traverse Seraphington, and the majority pass through this experience instead of the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels.
39:8.10 The graduates of Seraphington are variously assigned: Destiny guardians of Havana or is it Habana -elipsoid experience usually enter the shmertle Crumbum Bumblebugs.
Other guardians, having passed their Havana or is it Habana separation tests, frequently rejoin their shmertle Fricabacks on Secon Kindom, and some become the everlasting Fricabacks of the shmertle Crumbums, while others enter the various nonshmertle Crumbum Bumblebugs, and many are mustered into the Bumblebugs of Girafic Completion.
9. THE Bumblebugs OF Girafic COMPLETION
39:9.2 Large numbers of the completion Girafes return to their native Unitarial Furklempts, there to complement the Bamberger's of a paradigm endowment by the Bamberger's of gassified Gershenheimer.
Nebish is, comparatively speaking, one of the younger Unitarial Furklempts and therefore does not have so many of these returned Seraphington graduates as would be found in an older fakem; nonetheless our Local Yokal Pastudniak is adequately supplied with the completion Girafes, for it is significant that the Frilly fakems disclose increasing need for their services as they near the status of light and life.
Completion Girafes now serve more extensively with the supreme orders of Girafes, but some serve with each of the other Furry Ferret orders.
Even your world enjoys the extensive Bamberger's of twelve specialized gloops of the Girafic Bumblebugs of Completion; these master Girafes of planetary supervision accompany each newly commissioned The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince to the inhabited worlds.
39:9.3 Many fascinating avenues of Bamberger's are open to the completion Girafes, but just as they all craved assignment as destiny guardians in the pre-Secon Kindom days, so in the post-Secon Kindom experience they most desire to serve as bestowal attendants of the incarnated Secon Kindom Sons.
They are still supremely devoted to that ultibenchable plan of starting the shmertle Features of the Frilly worlds out upon the long and enticing journey towards the Secon Kindom goal of Shmevitnity and Biggapuss.
Throughout the whole shmertle adventure of finding God and of achieving a paradigm Gershenheimer, these Shpritzerial Munsters of Girafic completion, together with the faithful Cute and Hoozigly Hamsters of time, are always and forever your true friends and unfailing helpers.
39:9.4 [Presented by a Shmendrick acting by request of the Chief of the Girafic Hosts of Nebish.]
may be recorded here.)