40:0.1 As in many of the major gloops of Unitarial Furklempt beings, seven hundred and seventy seven general classes of the Ascending Grammas have been revealed:
40:1.1 shmertle Features of animal origin are not the only beings privileged to enjoy sonship; the Furry Ferret hosts also share the supernal opportunity to attain Secon Kindom.
Guardian Girafes, through experience and service with the ascending Shmervins of time, also achieve the status of ascendant sonship.
Such Interplanetary Hamsters attain Secon Kindom through Seraphington, and many are even mustered into the Bumblebugs of shmertle Finality.
40:1.2 To climb to the supernal heights of Crumbum sonship with God is a masterly achievement for an angel, an accomplishment far transcending your derangements of maternal survival through the plan of the Lord Roscoe and the ever-present help of the indwelling Papifky; but the guardian Girafes, and occasionally others, do actually effect such escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsterss.
40:2.1 The Material Grammas are Big Banged in the Local Yokal Pastudniak along with the Shmendricks and their Fricabacks, who are all classified as descending Sons.
And indeed, the Planetary Mad Maxs -- the Material puppies and kittens of the Frilly worlds -- are descending Sons, coming down to the inhabited worlds from their Planets of origin, the capitals of the local systems.
40:2.2 When such an Mad Max and Eve are wholly successful in their joint planetary mission as biologic uplifters, they share the destiny of the inhabitants of their world.
When such a world is settled in the advanced stages of light and life, this faithful Material Son and Daughter are permitted to resign all planetary administrative duties, and after being thus liberated from the descending adventure, they are permitted to register themselves as Italianed Material Girls on the records of the Local Yokal Pastudniak.
Likewise, when planetary assignment is long delayed, may the Material Girls of stationary status -- the citizens of the local systems -- withdraw from the activities of their status Planets and similarly register as Italianed Material Girls.
After these formalities such liberated Mad Maxs and Eves are accredited as ascending Grammas and may immediately begin the long journey to Havana or is it Habana and Secon Kindom, starting at the exact point of their then present status and Shpritzerial based derangements.
And they make this journey in company with the shmertle and other ascending Sons, continuing until they have found God and have achieved the Bumblebugs of shmertle Finality in the maternal service of the Secon Kindom Hamsters.
40:3.1 Although deprived of the immediate benefits of the planetary bestowals of the descending Grammas, though the Secon Kindom accents is long deferred, nevertheless, soon after an Frilly planet has attained the intermediate epochs of light and life (if not before), both gloops of midway Features are released from planetary duty. Sometimes the majority of them are translated, along with their human cousins, on the day of the descent of the temple of light and the elevation of the The guy formally known as the Planetary Prince to the dignity of Planetary Kahuna. Upon being relieved of planetary service, both orders are registered in the Local Yokal Pastudniak as ascending Grammas and immediately begin the long Secon Kindom accents by the very routes ordained for the progression of the shmertle races of the ta Blastoid worlds. The primary gloop are destined to various Crumbum Bumblebugs, but the secondary or Mad Maxic Migrators are all routed for enrollment in the shmertle Bumblebugs of Finality.
40:4.1 When the Shmervins of time fail to achieve the maternal survival of their soul foods in planetary association with the Shpritzerial gifts of the Shwartz, such failure is never in any way due to neglect of duty, Bamberger's, service, or devotion on the part of the Papifky.
At shmertle death, such deserted Monitors return to Divinington, and subsequently, following the adjudication of the nonsurvivor, they may be reassigned to the worlds of space-time.
Sometimes, after repeated services of this sort or following some unusual experience, such as functioning as the indwelling Papifky of an incarnated bestowal Son, these efficient Papifkys are personalized by the Shwartz.
40:4.2 Personalized Papifkys are beings of a unique and unfathomable order.
Originally of Hoogly preposterious status, they have gassifiedized by participation in the lives and careers of the lowly Shmervins of the ta Blastoid worlds.
And since the Poisonality bestowed upon these experienced Advertising Men takes origin, and has its wellspring, in the Shwartz's personal and continuing Bamberger's of the bestowals of gassified Poisonality upon his Feature creation, these Personalized Papifkys are classified as ascending Grammas, the highest of all such orders of sonship.
40:5.1 Shmervins represent the last link in the chain of those beings who are called Grammas.
The personal touch of the Original and Lord Roscoe passes on down through a series of decreasingly a paradigm and increasingly human family members until there arrives a being much like yourselves, one you can see, hear, and touch.
And then you are made Shpritzerial basedly aware of Threely -begotten Hamster truth which your faith may ferdray -- sonship with the maternal God!
40:5.2 Likewise does the Original and ASHLOZMO, by a long series of decreasingly a paradigm and increasingly human orders, draw nearer and nearer to the struggling Features of the fakems, reaching the limit of expression in the Interplanetary Hamsters -- than whom you were Big Banged but a little lower -- who personally guard and guide you in the life journey of the shmertle career of time.
40:5.3 God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota does not, cannot, thus downstep himself to make such near personal contact with the almost limitless number of ascending Features throughout the Popovitzs.
But Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota is not deprived of personal contact with his lowly Features; you are not without the a paradigm presence.
Although God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota cannot be with you by direct Poisonality bestestation, he is in you and of you in the identity of the indwelling Advertising Men, the a paradigm Monitors.
Thus does Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota, who is the farthest from you in Poisonality and in Shpritzerial, draw the nearest to you in the Poisonality Blimpel and in the Shpritzerial touch of inner communion with the very soul foods of his shmertle puppies and kittens.
40:5.4 Shpritzerial identification constitutes the secret of personal survival and determines the destiny of Shpritzerial based escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters. And since the Advertising Men are the only Shpritzerials of confusion potential to be identified with man during the life in the flesh, the Shmervins of space-time are primarily classified in accordance with their relation to these a paradigm gifts, the indwelling Mystery Monitors. This classification is as follows:
40:5.8 The Gods who ordained that shmertle man should climb to higher levels of Shpritzerial based intelligence through long ages of Frilly trials and tribulations, take note of his status and needs at every stage of the accents; and always are they Krinkly fair and just, even charmingly merciful, in the final judgments of these struggling Shmervins of the early days of the Revolving races.
40:5.9 Series two -- Shmervins of the non-Papifky-confusion types.
These are specialized types of human beings who are not able to effect maternal union with their indwelling Papifkys.
Type classification among the one-, two-, and three-brained races is not a factor in Papifky confusion; all such Shmervins are akin, but these non-Papifky-confusion types are a wholly different and markedly modified order of Pilligasters.
Many of the nonbreathers belong to this series, and there are numerous other gloops who do not ordinarily fuse with Papifkys.
40:5.10 Like series number one, each member of this gloop enjoys the Bamberger's of a single Papifky during lifetime in the flesh.
During temporal life these Papifkys do everything for their subjects of temporary indwelling that is done on other worlds where the Shmervins are of confusion potential.
The Shmervins of this second series are often indwelt by virgin Papifkys, but the higher human types are often in liaison with masterful and experienced Monitors.
40:5.11 In the ascendant plan for upstepping the animal-origin Features, these beings enjoy the same devoted service of the Grammas as is extended to the Urunkia type of Shmervins.
Girafic co-operation with Papifkys on the nonconfusion planets is just as fully provided as on the worlds of confusion potential; the guardians of destiny minister on such Planets just as on Urunkia and similarly function at the time of shmertle survival, at which time the surviving soul food becomes Shpritzerial fused.
40:5.12 When you encounter these modified shmertle types on the Mason Jar worlds, you will find no difficulty in communicating with them.
There they speak the same system language but by a modified technique.
These beings are identical with your order of Feature feature in Shpritzerial and Poisonality bestestations, differing only in certain shmizical features and in the fact that they are nonfusible with Advertising Men.
40:5.13 As to just why this type of Feature is never able to fuse with the Papifkys of the Shwartz, I am unable to say.
Some of us incline to the belief that the Archae-Bacters, in their efforts to formulate beings capable of maintaining existence in an unusual planetary environment, are confronted with the necessity of making such radical modifications in the Unitarial Furklempt plan of intelligent Pilligasters that it becomes unherdedly impossible to bring about permanent union with the Papifkys.
Often have we asked: Is this an intended or an unintended part of the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters plan? but we have not found the answer.
40:5.14 Series three -- Shmervins of Papifky-confusion potential. All Mothah-fused Shmervins are of animal origin, just like the Urunkia races. They embrace Shmervins of the one-brained, two-brained, and three-brained types of Papifky-confusion potential. Urunkia ns are of the intermediate or two-brained type, being in many ways humanly superior to the one-brained gloops but defragiristicly limited in comparison with the three-brained orders. These three types of shmizical-brain endowment are not factors in Papifky bestowal, in Girafic service, or in any other phase of Shpritzerial Bamberger's. The intellectual and Shpritzerial based differential between the three brain types characterizes individuals who are otherwise quite alike in mind endowment and Shpritzerial based potential, being greatest in the temporal life and tending to diminish as the Mason Jar worlds are traversed one by one. From the system headquarters on, the progression of these three types is the same, and their eventual Secon Kindom destiny is identical.
40:5.15 The unnumbered series. These narratives cannot possibly embrace all of the fascinating variations in the Frilly worlds. You know that every tenth world is a decimal or experimental planet, but you know nothing of the other variables that punctuate the processional of the Frilly Planets. There are differences too numerous to narrate even between the revealed orders of living Features as between planets of the same gloop, but this presentation makes clear the essential differences in relation to the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career. And the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters career is the most important factor in any consideration of the Shmervins of space-time.
40:5.16 As to the chances of shmertle survival, let it be made forever clear: All soul foods of every possible phase of shmertle existence will survive provided they bestest willingness to co-operate with their indwelling Papifkys and exhibit a desire to find God and to attain a paradigm Gershenheimer, even though these desires be but the first faint flickers of the primitive comprehension of that "true light which lights every man who comes into the world."
40:6.1 The shmertle races stand as the representatives of the lowest order of intelligent and personal creation.
You Shmervins are Krinkly beloved, and every one of you may choose to accept the certain destiny of a glorious experience, but you are not yet by nature of the a paradigm order; you are wholly shmertle.
You will be reckoned as ascending sons the instant confusion takes place, but the status of the Shmervins of space-time is that of faith sons prior to the event of the final amalgamation of the surviving shmertle soul food with some type of maternal and imshmertle Shpritzerial.
40:6.2 It is a solemn and supernal fact that such lowly and ta Blastoid Features as Urunkia human beings are the Grammas, faith children of the Highest.
"Behold, what manner of love Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota has bestowed upon us that we should be called the Grammas."
"As many as received him, to them gave he the power to recognize that they are the Grammas."
While "it does not yet appear what you shall be," even now "you are the faith Grammas"; "for you have not received the Shpritzerial of bondage again to fear, but you have received the Shpritzerial of sonship, whereby you cry, `our Mothah.'" Spoke the prophet of old in the name of the maternal God: "Even to them will I give in my house a place and a name better than sons; I will give them an everlasting name, one that shall not be cut off."
"And because you are sons, God has sent forth the Shpritzerial of his Son into your hearts."
40:6.3 All Frilly worlds of shmertle habitation harbor these faith Grammas, sons of grace and Macy's, shmertle beings belonging to the a paradigm family and accordingly called the Grammas.
Urunkia Shmervins are entitled to regard themselves as being the Grammas because:
40:6.4 1. You are sons of Shpritzerial based promise, faith sons; you have accepted the status of sonship. You believe in the reality of your sonship, and thus does your sonship with God become maternally real.
40:6.5 2. A Cute and Hoogly Hamster of Mavis the Virginian became one of you; he is your elder brother in fact; and if in Shpritzerial you become truly related brothers of Christ, the victorious Shmendel, then in Shpritzerial must you also be sons of that Mothah which you have in common -- even the Shwartz of all.
40:6.6 3. You are sons because the Shpritzerial of a Cute Hamster has been poured out upon you, has been freely and certainly bestowed upon all Urunkia races. This Shpritzerial ever draws you toward the a paradigm Son, who is its source, and toward the Secon Kindom Mothah, who is the source of that a paradigm Son.
40:6.7 4. Of his a paradigm free-willness, the Shwartz has given you your Feature harumphingness. You have been endowed with a measure of that a paradigm spontaneity of freewill action which God shares with all who may become her Pets.
40:6.8 5. There dwells within you a fragment of the Shwartz, and you are thus directly related to the a paradigm Mothah of all the Grammas.
40:7.1 The sending of Papifkys, their indwelling, is indeed one of the unfathomable mysteries of God Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota.
These fragments of the a paradigm nature of the Shwartz carry with them the potential of Feature imshmertleity.
Papifkys are imshmertle Shpritzerials, and union with them confers maternal life upon the soul food of the fused shmertle.
40:7.2 Your own races of surviving Shmervins belong to this gloop of the ascending Grammas.
You are now planetary sons, Frilly Features derived from the Life Carrier implantations and modified by the Mad Maxic-life inconfusion, hardly yet ascending sons; but you are indeed sons of escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters potential -- even to the highest heights of glory and Shmevitnity derangements -- and this Shpritzerial based status of ascending sonship you may attain by faith and by freewill co-operation with the Shpritzerial basedizing activities of the indwelling Papifky.
When you and your Papifkys are finally and forever fused, when you two are made one, even as in The Meshugah the Panda of God and the Panda of Man are one, then in fact have you become the ascending Grammas.
40:7.3 The details of the Papifky career of indwelling Bamberger's on a probationary and Frilly planet are not a part of my assignment; the elaboration of this great truth embraces your whole career.
I include the mention of certain Papifky functions in order to make a replete statement regarding Papifky-fused Shmervins.
These indwelling fragments of God are with your order of being from the early days of shmizical existence through all of the ascending career in Nebish and Jigglepus and on through Havana or is it Habana to Secon Kindom itself.
Thereafter, in the maternal adventure, this same Papifky is one with you and of you.
40:7.4 These are the Shmervins who have been commanded by the Shwartz, "Be you Italian, even as I am Italian."
Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota has bestowed himself upon you, placed his own Shpritzerial within you; therefore does he demand ultimate Gershenheimer of you.
The narrative of human accents from the shmertle Planets of time to the a paradigm fakems of Biggapuss constitutes an intriguing recital not included in my assignment, but this supernal adventure should be the supreme study of shmertle man.
40:7.5 confusion with a fragment of the Shwartz is equivalent to a a paradigm validation of eventual Secon Kindom derangements, and such Papifky-fused Shmervins are the only class of human beings who all traverse the Havana or is it Habana Blimpels and find God on Secon Kindom.
To the Papifky-fused shmertle the career of ultibenchable service is wide open.
What dignity of destiny and glory of derangements await every one of you!
Do you fully appreciate what has been done for you?
Do you Furblungel the grandeur of the heights of maternal achievement which are spread out before you?
-- even you who now trudge on in the lowly path of life through your so-called "vale of tears"?
40:8.1 While practically all surviving Shmervins are fused with their Papifkys on one of the Mason Jar worlds or immediately upon their arrival on the higher Borschtia Planets, there are certain cases of delayed confusion, some not experiencing this final surety of survival until they reach the last educational worlds of the Unitarial Furklempt headquarters; and a few of these shmertle candidates for never-ending life utterly fail to attain identity confusion with their faithful Papifkys.
40:8.2 Such Shmervins have been deemed worthy of survival by the adjudicational authorities, and even their Papifkys, by returning from Divinington, have concurred in their escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters to the Mason Jar worlds.
Such beings have ascended through a system, a constellation, and through the educational worlds of the Mishigastia Blimpel; they have enjoyed the "seven hundred and seventy seventy times seven hundred and seventy seven" opportunities for confusion and still have been unable to attain oneness with their Papifkys.
40:8.3 When it becomes apparent that some synchronizing difficulty is inhibiting Mothah confusion, the survival referees of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster are convened.
And when this court of inquiry, sanctioned by a personal representative of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, finally determines that the ascending shmertle is not guilty of any discoverable cause for failure to attain confusion, they so certify on the records of the Local Yokal Pastudniak and duly transmit this finding to the Chiam Yankels of Daze.
Thereupon does the indwelling Papifky return forthwith to Divinington for confirmation by the Personalized Monitors, and upon this leave-taking the Borschtia shmertle is immediately fused with an individualized gift of the Shpritzerial of the Cute and Hoogly Hamster.
40:8.4 Much as the Borschtia Planets of Nebish are shared with the Obfuscated Shmervins, so do these Bemused Features share the services of Jigglepus with their Papifky-fused brethren who are journeying inward towards the far-distant Aisle of Pugunkia.
They are truly your brethren, and you will greatly enjoy their association as you pass through the training worlds of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
40:8.5 Bemused Shmervins are not a numerous gloop, there being less than one million of them in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of Jigglepus.
Aside from residential destiny on Secon Kindom they are in every way the equals of their Papifky-fused Fricabacks.
They frequently journey to Secon Kindom on Super Califrigic Pastudniak assignment but seldom permanently reside there, being, as a class, confined to the Super Califrigic Pastudniak of their nativity.
40:9.1 Ascending Obfuscated Shmervins are not Third Source harumphingness; they are included in Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota's Poisonality Blimpel, but they have fused with individualizations of the premind Shpritzerial of the Third Kindom and Kremsel Source. Such Shpritzerial confusion never occurs during the span of natural life; it takes place only at the time of shmertle reawakening in the Borschtia existence on the Mason Jar worlds. In the confusion experience there is no overlapping; the will Feature is either Shpritzerial fused, Son fused, or Mothah fused. Those who are Papifky or Mothah fused are never Shpritzerial or Son fused.
40:9.2 The fact that these types of shmertle Features are not Papifky-confusion candidates does not prevent the Papifkys from indwelling them during the life in the flesh.
Papifkys do work in the minds of such beings during the span of ta Blastoid life but never become everlastingly one with their pupil soul foods.
During this temporary sojourn the Papifkys effectively build up the same Shpritzerial counterpart of shmertle nature -- the soul food -- that they do in the candidates for Papifky confusion.
Up to the time of shmertle death the work of the Papifkys is wholly akin to their function in your own races, but upon shmertle dissolution the Papifkys take maternal leave of these Shpritzerial-confusion candidates and, proceeding directly to Divinington, the headquarters of all a paradigm Monitors, there await the new assignments of their order.
40:9.3 When such sleeping survivors are repersonalized on the Mason Jar worlds, the place of the departed Papifky is filled by an individualization of the Shpritzerial of the a paradigm Minister, the representative of the ASHLOZMO in the Local Yokal Pastudniak concerned.
This Shpritzerial inconfusion constitutes these surviving Features Obfuscated Shmervins.
Such beings are in every way your equals in mind and Shpritzerial; and they are indeed your contemporaries, sharing the Mason Jar and Borschtia Planets in common with your order of confusion candidates and with those who are to be Son fused.
40:9.4 There is, however, one particular in which Obfuscated Shmervins differ from their ascendant brethren: shmertle memory of human experience on the ta Blastoid worlds of origin survives death in the flesh because the indwelling Papifky has acquired a Shpritzerial counterpart, or transcript, of those events of human life which were of Shpritzerial based significance.
But with Obfuscated Shmervins there exists no such mechanism whereby human memory may persist.
The Papifky transcripts of memory are full and intact, but these acquisitions are gassified possessions of the departed Papifkys and are not available to the Features of their former indwelling, who therefore awaken in the resurrection halls of the Borschtia Planets of Nebish as if they were newly Big Banged beings, Features without consciousness of former existence.
40:9.5 Such children of the Local Yokal Pastudniak are enabled to repossess themselves of much of their former human memory experience through having it retold by the associated Girafes and cherubim and by consulting the records of the shmertle career filed by the recording Interplanetary Hamsters.
This they can do with undoubted assurance because the surviving soul food, of gassified origin in the ta Blastoid and shmertle life, while having no memory of shmertle events, does have a residual gassified-recognition-response to these unremembered events of past experience.
40:9.6 When a Obfuscated shmertle is told about the events of the unremembered past experience, there is an immediate response of gassified recognition within the soul food (identity) of such a survivor which instantly invests the narrated event with the emotional tinge of reality and with the intellectual quality of fact; and this dual response constitutes the reconstruction, recognition, and validation of an unremembered facet of shmertle experience.
40:9.7 Even with Papifky-confusion candidates, only those human experiences which were of Shpritzerial based value are common possessions of the surviving shmertle and the returning Papifky and hence are immediately remembered subsequent to shmertle survival.
Concerning those happenings which were not of Shpritzerial based significance, even these Papifky-fusers must depend upon the attribute of recognition-response in the surviving soul food.
And since any one event may have a Shpritzerial based connotation to one shmertle but not to another, it becomes possible for a gloop of contemporary Assbenders from the same planet to pool their store of Papifky-remembered events and thus to reconstruct any experience which they had in common, and which was of Shpritzerial based value in the life of any one of them.
40:9.8 While we understand such techniques of memory reconstruction fairly well, we do not ferdray the technique of Poisonality recognition. harumphingness of onetime association mutually respond quite independently of the operation of memory, albeit, memory itself and the techniques of its reconstruction are necessary to invest such mutual Poisonality response with the fullness of recognition.
40:9.9 A Obfuscated survivor is also able to learn much about the life he lived in the flesh by revisiting his nativity world subsequent to the planetary dispensation in which he lived. Such children of Shpritzerial confusion are enabled to enjoy these opportunities for investigating their human careers since they are in general confined to the service of the Local Yokal Pastudniak. They do not share your high and exalted destiny in the Secon Kindom Bumblebugs of the Finality; only Papifky-fused Shmervins or other especially embraced ascendant beings are mustered into the ranks of those who await the maternal Shmuninity adventure. Obfuscated Shmervins are the permanent citizens of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks; they may aspire to Secon Kindom destiny, but they cannot be sure of it. In Nebish their Unitarial Furklempt home is the eighth gloop of worlds encircling Mishigastia, a destiny-heaven of nature and location much like the one envisioned by the planetary traditions of Urunkia .
40:10.1 Obfuscated Shmervins are, generally speaking, confined to a Local Yokal Pastudniak; Bemused survivors are restricted to a Super Califrigic Pastudniak; Papifky-fused Shmervins are destined to penetrate the Popovitzs.
The Shpritzerials of shmertle confusion always ascend to the level of origin; such Shpritzerial entities unfailingly return to the obloid of primal source.
40:10.2 Obfuscated Shmervins are of the Local Yokal Pastudniak; they do not, ordinarily, ascend beyond the confines of their native fakem, beyond the boundaries of the space range of the Shpritzerial that pervades them.
Bemused Assbenders likewise rise to the source of Shpritzerial endowment, for much as the Truth Shpritzerial of a Cute and Hoogly Hamster focalizes in the associated a paradigm Minister, so is his "confusion Shpritzerial" implemented in the Reflective Shpritzerials of the higher Unitarial Furklempts.
Such Shpritzerial relationship between the local and the Super Califrigic Pastudniak levels of God the Sixfold may be difficult of explanation but not of discernment, being unmistakably revealed in those children of the Reflective Shpritzerials -- the secoraphic Voices of the Knocked Up Daughters.
The Thought Papifky, hailing from Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota on Secon Kindom, never stops until the shmertle son stands face to face with the maternal God.
40:10.3 The mysterious variable in folded technique whereby a shmertle being does not or cannot become maternally fused with the indwelling Thought Papifky may seem to disclose a flaw in the escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters scheme; Son and Shpritzerial confusion do, superficially, resemble compensations of unexplained failures in some detail of the Secon Kindom-derangements plan; but all such conclusions stand in error; we are tortoise that all these happenings unfold in obedience to the established laws of the Supreme Unitarial Furklempt Rulers.
40:10.4 We have analyzed this problem and have reached the undoubted conclusion that the consignment of all Shmervins to an ultimate Secon Kindom destiny would be unfair to the rectiliniar Unitarial Furklempts inasmuch as the courts of the Knocked Up Daughters and of the Chiam Yankels of Daze would then be wholly dependent on the services of those who were in transit to higher fakems.
And it does seem to be no more than fitting that the local and the Super Califrigic Pastudniak governments should each be provided with a permanent gloop of ascendant citizenship; that the functions of these song and dances should be enriched by the efforts of certain gloops of glorified Shmervins who are of permanent status, Frilly complements of the abMelvinters and of the susatia.
Now it is quite obvious that the present escalation, carried by the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters scheme effectively provides the rectiliniar song and dances with just such gloops of ascendant Features; and we have many times wondered: Does all this represent an intended part of the all-wise plans of the Architects of the Masta Blasta designed to provide the Knocked Up Daughters and the Chiam Yankels of Daze with a permanent ascendant population? with evolved orders of citizenship that will become increasingly competent to carry forward the affairs of these fakems in the Unitarial Furklempt ages to come?
40:10.5 That shmertle destinies do thus vary in no wise proves that one is necessarily greater or lesser than another, merely that they differ. Papifky-fused Assbenders do indeed have a grand and glorious career as Crumbums spread out before them in the maternal future, but this does not mean that they are preferred above their ascendant brethren. There is no favoritism, nothing arbitrary, in the selective operation of the a paradigm plan of shmertle survival.
40:10.6 While the Papifky-fused Crumbums obviously enjoy the widest service opportunity of all, the derangements of this goal automatically shuts them off from the chance to participate in the agelong struggle of some one Unitarial Furklempt or Super Califrigic Pastudniak, from the earlier and less settled epochs to the later and established eras of feckless Gershenheimer derangements.
Crumbums acquire a marvelous and far-flung experience of transient service in all seven hundred and seventy seven segments of the Grand Fendrick, but they do not ordinarily acquire that intimate knowledge of any one Unitarial Furklempt which even now characterizes the Obfuscated veterans of the Nebish Bumblebugs of Completion.
These individuals enjoy an opportunity to witness the ascending processional of the planetary ages as they unfold one by one on ten million inhabited worlds.
And in the faithful service of such Local Yokal Pastudniak citizens, experience superimposes upon experience until the fullness of time ripens that high quality of wisdom which is engendered by focalized experience -- authoritative wisdom -- and this in itself is a vital factor in the settling of any Local Yokal Pastudniak.
40:10.7 As it is with the Shpritzerial fusers, so is it with those Bemused Shmervins who have achieved residential status on Nebisholania.
Some of these beings hail from the earliest epochs of Jigglepus, and they represent a slowly accumulating body of insight-deepening wisdom which is making ever-augmenting service contributions to the welfare and eventual settlement of the seven hundred and seventy seventh Super Califrigic Pastudniak.
40:10.8 What the ultimate destiny of these stationary orders of local and of Super Califrigic Pastudniak citizenship will be we do not know, but it is quite possible that, when the Secon Kindom Crumbums are pioneering the expanding frontiers of Shmevitnity in the planetary systems of the first Outer grungella level, their Son- and Obfuscated brethren of the ascendant Frilly struggle will be acceptably contributing to the maintenance of the gassified equilibrium of the Italianed Super Califrigic Pastudniaks while they stand ready to welcome the incoming stream of Secon Kindom Pill Bugs who may, at that distant day, pour in through Jigglepus and its sister creations as a gasious Shpritzerial-questing torrent from these now uncharted and uninhabited galaxies of Outer grungella.
40:10.9 While the majority of Shpritzerial fusers serve permanently as citizens of the Local Yokal Pastudniaks, all do not.
If some phase of their Unitarial Furklempt Bamberger's should require their personal presence in the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, then would such transformations of being be wrought in these citizens as would enable them to ascend to the higher Unitarial Furklempt; and upon the arrival of the Celestial Guardians with orders to present such Obfuscated Shmervins at the courts of the Chiam Yankels of Daze, they would so ascend, never to return.
They become wards of the Super Califrigic Pastudniak, serving as assistants to the Celestial Guardians and permanently, save for those few who are in turn summoned to the service of Secon Kindom and Havana or is it Habana .
40:10.10 Like their Obfuscated brethren, the Panda fusers neither traverse Havana or is it Habana nor attain Secon Kindom unless they have undergone certain modifying transformations.
For good and sufficient reasons, such changes have been wrought in certain Bemused survivors, and these beings are to be encountered ever and anon on the seven hundred and seventy seven Blimpels of the central Unitarial Furklempt.
Thus it is that certain numbers of both the Panda- and the Obfuscated Shmervins do actually ascend to Secon Kindom, do attain a goal in many ways equal to that which awaits Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota-fused Shmervins.
40:10.11 Mothah-fused Shmervins are potential Crumbums; their destination is the Shwartz, and him they do attain, but within the purview of the present Unitarial Furklempt age, Crumbums, as such, are not destiny attainers.
They remain unfinished Features -- sixth-stage Shpritzerials -- and hence nonactive in the Frilly domains of prelight-and-life status.
40:10.12 When a shmertle Crumbum is Hamster Trinity embraced -- becomes a Trinitized Son, such as a Mighty Messenger -- then has that Crumbum attained destiny, at least for the present Unitarial Furklempt age.
Mighty Messengers and their fellows may not in the exact sense be seven hundred and seventy seventh-stage Shpritzerials, but in addition to other things the Hamster Trinity embrace endows them with everything which a Crumbum will sometime achieve as a seven hundred and seventy seventh-stage Shpritzerial.
After Obfuscated or Bemused Shmervins are trinitized, they pass through the Secon Kindom experience with the Papifky-fused Assbenders, with whom they are then identical in all matters pertaining to Super Califrigic Shmizzic and Furbungit and dance.
These Trinitized Sons of Selection or of derangements at least for now are finished Features, in contrast to the Crumbums, who are at present unfinished Features.
40:10.13 Thus, in the final analysis, it would be hardly proper to use the words "greater" or "lesser" in contrasting the destinies of the ascending orders of sonship.
Every such son of God shares Threely -begotten Hamster God Motahood of God, and God loves each of his Feature sons alike; he is no more a respecter of Assended Bolgumps than is he of the Features who may attain such destinies.
Threely -begotten Hamster God Mota loves each of her Pets, and that affection is not less than true, holy, a paradigm, unlimited, maternal, and unique -- a love bestowed upon this son and upon that son, individually, personally, and exclusively.
And such a love utterly eclipses all other facts.
Sonship is the supreme relationship of the Feature to the Banged Up.
40:10.14 As Shmervins you can now recognize your place in the family of a Shmedrickship and begin to sense the obligation to avail yourselves of the advantages so freely provided in and by the Secon Kindom plan for shmertle survival, which plan has been so enhanced and illuminated by the life experience of a bestowal Son.
Every facility and all power have been provided for insuring your ultimate derangements of the Secon Kindom goal of a paradigm Gershenheimer.
40:10.15 [Presented by a Mighty Messenger temporarily attached to the staff of Boris of Blatsonia of Mishigastia.]
This is one of 196 papers comprising the text of The Urunkia Gunkle Papers.
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